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- Welcome to my humble abode.
- Wow. Really nice.
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- Come in.
- Cool. Thank you.
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We have leftovers if you're hungry.
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Some hash browns. Nice.
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- Oh, fuck!
- Oh, my God.
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- I thought that was my uncle for a second.
- You must have a hot uncle.
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- I'm Will.
- I'm Maddie. Hi.
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- Let's go to my room.
- Yeah.
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Nice room.
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Is this okay? Should we keep doing this?
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It's fine. I closed the door.
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Do I have formal consent to engage
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in sexual fornications with you?
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- It's fine. Thank you.
- Great. Thank you.
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Hey! I thought you were gonna watch
the finale with me.
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Oh, my God. Come watch.
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I'm kind of in the middle
of something important.
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Oh, my God.
Riley is texting about it right now.
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- Okay.
- Why don't you guys just watch it?
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- It's fine. It's totally cool.
- No! Come on.
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- I'll come back another time.
- You'll spoil it. Stop, Riley.
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- What the fuck? You were supposed to wait.
- I'm sorry.
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- That's such a cute bra.
- Thank you.
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- Your boobs look amazing.
- Really?
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Yeah. I got your favorite kind.
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The coconut oil, it tastes like butter.
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- Is the rest of the season...
- Bye.
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- Bye. Nice meeting you.
- Bye. You too.
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- It was nice to meet you.
- Yeah. Enjoy.
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- Love your shirt.
- Thank you. Have a good one.
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Okay.
So what exactly is gonna happen here?
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I've never been to a divorce party.
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One of the moms in Frances's baby group
had one, like, three years ago,
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and we all had to give an impromptu speech
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- to lift up the woman who got divorced.
- Jesus Christ.
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- I hate public speaking.
- I know. Me too.
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That's why
I came up with something this time.
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What? You didn't tell me
I was supposed to write something.
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It's okay. I'm gonna pretend
I'd, like, make it up on the spot.
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I'm gonna say, like, you know,
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"Throughout our lifetime,
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we will be lost and found,
lost and found hundreds of times.
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But it's just a moment and it'll pass,
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and what's important
is that we're all there for each other."
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Yeah. That's suitable for Christine
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and her New Age California
hippie green juice bullshit.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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- You have crystals.
- Yeah. There's no downside.
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Ladies. Ladi...
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- Hi! Just in time.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
- Everybody have a seat.
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First of all,
I want to thank everybody for being here
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and coming to help support Christine
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through this very challenging
chapter of her life.
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And we're going
to do a support circle right now
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where we say uplifting
and nurturing things to Christine.
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Who'd like to get us started?
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Katie, how about you?
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- Me first?
- Yeah.
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Okay. Yeah, of course.
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Christine, I...
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Throughout your lifetime, you're gonna
be lost and found... hundreds of times.
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Lost and found.
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We all will be.
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This is just a moment that will pass.
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But what is important
is that we are all here for each other.
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Oh, my God.
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That was a beautiful way
to get us started, Katie.
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- Thank you.
- Katie, come here.
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- That was so special.
- It was from the heart.
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I'm sorry.
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Sylvia, you want to go next?
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- It's a hard act to follow.
- Thanks.
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My parents got divorced,
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and it was the best thing
that ever happened to my dad.
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He just flourished.
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He joined a yachting club,
and he wrote a memoir.
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He opened a restaurant at one point.
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He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
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And he just... He lived till 85,
and he lived life to the fullest.
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And so will you, Christine.
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"So will you."
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- Thank you.
- How inspiring is that?
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And what happened to your mom?
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She's a disaster.
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That was terrible.
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She didn't recover.
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But she's alive.
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Yeah. If you can call it that.
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I have always loved Sylvia's spiciness.
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But she ate a speech.
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Well, we've been married a very long time.
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She is full of surprises.
Keeps life interesting.
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Sylvia is clearly going through
some sort of midlife crisis.
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You know, with work and the mommy track,
blah, blah, blah.
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Better eating a speech
than getting a back tattoo
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or Eat, Pray, Love'ing.
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So, I have a plan.
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I called Kirk Friedkin over at Tobey
because I heard they're expanding
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their M&A department.
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And it turns out they are hiring.
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- I would just say...
- Yeah?
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...that, whatever you do to get involved
in her work life, you keep it casual.
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Yeah. I'm just trying to help.
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I'm just saying that sometimes you can
be kind of intense about these things.
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What do you mean?
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Your hands are literally
in fists right now.
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My wife ate my boss's speech like a dog.
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Of course I am stressed.
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Yes, Charlie. And if you want
to help Sylvia,
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give her Kirk's card
and let her do with it
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- what she wants to do with it.
- Yeah.
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Just be chill.
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Try to pretend to be chill.
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Yes. I can do that 100%.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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But maybe don't be 100%.
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Maybe be 30%.
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Maybe just, "Hey, babe, here's the card.
I gotta go chill."
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- Do you see what I'm doing there?
- Yeah.
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Give her the card and then step back,
like a chill guy.
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Totally agree.
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Quiznos for lunch.
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Yes!
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Okay, Frances,
can we set the table, please?
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- Hi! Hi.
- Hi!
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Hey, why aren't there
any dino nuggets left?
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What's the point of having a shopping list
if no one puts anything on it?
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I'm sorry. I finished them.
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You ate those things? They're disgusting.
They're made from, like, chickens' beaks.
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They're made from chickens' beaks?
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No, I'm just kidding.
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Why do you give them to the kids?
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Because they just eat them
and I'm too tired to argue.
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Hi.
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So, vis-à-vis
what we were discussing the other day
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at the partners retreat,
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I have something for you.
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Yes. What's this? "Kirk Friedkin"
of "Tobey, Friedkin, Kwong and Zelman."
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- What's this?
- Kirk Friedkin. He's a guy I know.
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Who's Kirk Friedkin?
What are you guys talking about?
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- He is a lawyer.
- Yes. I gathered that from context.
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Okay. So I was talking to him today,
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and he mentioned they're expanding
their M&A department.
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And he said to give him a call.
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I didn't ask you to do that.
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Oh, no.
I know. I know Kirk. We go way back.
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Okay. Well, I'm not your charity case.
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What's a charity case?
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That's not what's going on.
I'm doing him a favor, not you.
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Does he know
that I haven't practiced for 13 years?
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- He does.
- What's a charity case?
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Does he know I can only work
between the hours of 9:00 and 2:00?
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- Yes. He was cool with that.
- What's a charity case?
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Does he know that I am a terrible lawyer?
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- I kept that part under wraps.
- What's a charity case?
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It's when you do someone a favor
because you pity them.
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Frances, please can you set the table?
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- I'm doing it!
- I'm sorry, are you mad about this?
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Mad? No, I'm grateful.
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- That's nice of him. I'm surprised.
- Why are you being weird?
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I'm not being weird.
I'm just listening to Dad.
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So when should I call him?
In a week or something?
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- No, call him now.
- Yeah, now.
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- I'll call him now. It's a good time.
- Okay. Well, call him whenever.
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You have his card now,
so whatever you want to do,
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that is... That's swell. Hi.
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Hi, this is Sylvia Greeves.
I was just referring... No.
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Hi. This is Sylvia Greeves.
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I was just calling in regards to... myself.
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Mr. Friedkin.
Sylvia Greeves. Yes, attorney at law.
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When have I ever said that?
When has anyone...
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Has anyone ever said that?
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You can do this. So...
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- Yo.
- What's up, dawg? You free?
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{\an8}Who announces that
they're moving in together on Instagram?
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How fucking lame is that, right?
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- It's tacky.
- It's thirsty is what it is.
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Like, who fucking cares?
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You moved in together.
Congratu-fucking-lations.
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You post about it?
You fucking post about it?
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On the grid?
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- On the grid!
- Put that shit on your stories.
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- I know. You don't go grid.
- Right?
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- You don't go grid with that.
- No.
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That, not for the grid.
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Why don't you post on your grid shit
that actually people give a fuck about?
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Engagement. Graduation. Baby.
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- Old dog birthday.
- Right?
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That I wanna see.
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- Death. The big...
- Give me...
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- Tell me your grandma died.
- The big ones!
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- Activism.
- You're at a march!
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- Pink hats!
- Post if you're storming the Capitol.
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Then we can arrest you
and probably not charge you.
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- That's what I wanna see.
- That's the good stuff.
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Moving in with someone,
not an accomplishment.
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- Not an accomplishment.
- You've done nothing.
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- The toothbrushes.
- Two toothbrushes in a cup?
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- That's lame.
- Who fucking cares about that?
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Such a reach.
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Or unless if she's moving
into a new house,
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which I would wanna see
just 'cause Audrey's got such good taste.
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- You know?
- Hey.
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Why?
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Thought you would catch it.
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You know I'm not good at sport.
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How are you, buddy?
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I just feel like she did that,
like, to me, you know?
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Like, she knows I'm active
on social media.
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You know what could help?
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If I threw you a divorce party.
Could be really fun.
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- What is that? Is that a thing?
- It's a thing. I've been to a few.
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I just went...
I literally just went to one.
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It's a bunch of friends getting together
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and helping you feel better
and find closure.
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I'm trying to think of a sarcastic thing
to say about that, but hon...
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It sounds quite nice.
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It sounds like I could maybe use that.
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Right? I'll organize it. You don't have
to worry about it. It'll be fun.
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I just don't wanna be,
like, dwelling on the past, you know?
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I want it to be...
I'm very future-oriented right now.
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I want it to be about the future.
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To the future.
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Okay. Not, like, a future with robots
and spaceships and shit like that.
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Like the immediate future, okay?
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Affirmative.
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Don't show up dressed like a robot.
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I'll take care of it.
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I'll organize a really good party
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with all your weird friends.
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Why is the Plasma bike in the bathroom?
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Why is the anything in the anywhere?
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Wow! Jessipa poops so much
for someone her size.
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- You look nice.
- Thank you.
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This house is too small.
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Yeah. Has anything come
on the market this week?
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Nothing we can afford.
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Is the...
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Yeah. The nursing home's still available,
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00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:16,403
but Will said that construction
would be really long and expensive.
242
00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:17,655
Yeah.
243
00:12:17,656 --> 00:12:20,491
He knows a bit about it.
You know, he's renovated a lot of bars.
244
00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:23,911
Yeah. No, I know. I just feel like
that's a decision you and I should make,
245
00:12:23,912 --> 00:12:25,413
not you and Will.
246
00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:27,540
Yeah, noted.
247
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,877
- So, how'd it go with Kirk?
- Who?
248
00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:34,338
Kirk Friedkin,
the lawyer friend you were gonna call.
249
00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:37,008
Yeah. That Kirk Friedkin.
250
00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:39,135
You said you were gonna call him.
251
00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:43,348
- Kirk. You were gonna call him.
- Yes. I know. I'm on to it.
252
00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:45,307
You didn't call him.
253
00:12:45,308 --> 00:12:49,019
Well, I... You just gave me his number,
so I'm going to.
254
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,105
Just give me a minute. I'm working on it.
255
00:12:51,106 --> 00:12:53,232
You're working on making a call?
256
00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:55,067
Babe, why are you hassling me about this?
257
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:57,778
I asked you if you called the person.
It's... Whatever.
258
00:12:57,779 --> 00:12:59,822
- And I will.
- Okay.
259
00:12:59,823 --> 00:13:01,407
Where are you going again tonight?
260
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:03,075
It's Will's divorce party.
261
00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:04,952
Yeah. He's really going through it.
262
00:13:04,953 --> 00:13:08,080
You know that Audrey's already moved
in with her new boyfriend?
263
00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:09,373
I can't imagine.
264
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,416
- Yeah.
- Wow.
265
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:11,667
- So tacky.
- Well, have fun.
266
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:12,877
- All right.
- Bye.
267
00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:15,087
- Do you wanna... Okay.
- Ye...
268
00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:16,172
- Bye.
- Bye.
269
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:26,891
- Yo. So, what are we doing here again?
- We're celebrating me.
270
00:13:26,892 --> 00:13:29,059
So, it's like a birthday party
but not on your birthday?
271
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,519
It's a divorce party.
272
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,938
That's not a thing.
But I do like partying.
273
00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:34,440
- Hey.
- Hi.
274
00:13:34,441 --> 00:13:35,859
What's going on?
275
00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:41,780
What? I just saw one
of the moms from school at the valet.
276
00:13:41,781 --> 00:13:43,324
You owe her money or something?
277
00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:47,245
No, I just... I owe her a phone call
and I just... I can't be bothered to deal.
278
00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:50,040
Wassup?
279
00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:51,874
Thanks for the invite, Omar.
280
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,251
Big Willy, congrats on the divorce.
281
00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:57,421
The bottle of Cristal is on me tonight.
You're welcome.
282
00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:59,298
You're gonna get one bottle
for the whole table?
283
00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:00,716
Yes, and I'm paying. You're welcome.
284
00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:01,967
Who are these guys?
285
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,219
These guys?
286
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,554
My frat bros. You're gonna love 'em.
287
00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:06,932
Hamza, speak.
288
00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:09,433
Why the fuck did you invite him, man?
289
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,352
I didn't want it to be awkward
at work tomorrow.
290
00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:15,732
Sylvia. I thought that was you,
but I didn't see Charlie.
291
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,609
Did you get my message
about the music lesson?
292
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,153
I did. I did get your message.
293
00:14:21,154 --> 00:14:23,572
I will call you back. I'm so sorry.
294
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:26,284
- I think our table's ready.
- Okay. Cool. Bye.
295
00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:28,245
Okay.
296
00:14:28,912 --> 00:14:31,705
Just while we have a minute
before we get too wasted,
297
00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:34,667
- how about another round of toasts?
- Hey!
298
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:35,876
I'll start.
299
00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:40,381
Will, throughout your lifetime,
you're gonna be lost hundreds of times,
300
00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:41,924
hundreds of times.
301
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:44,636
And you're lost right now.
But we're all here for you.
302
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:50,892
To being lost.
303
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:52,811
To being lost.
304
00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:57,898
I'm not gonna lie, Sylvia.
He's at the lowest point of his life,
305
00:14:57,899 --> 00:15:00,985
and you tell him it's going to happen
a hundred more times. Little tough.
306
00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,736
I'm saying it's gonna happen to all of us.
307
00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,655
- That's what I meant. It's part of life.
- Yeah.
308
00:15:04,656 --> 00:15:05,823
- We all get lost.
- Yeah.
309
00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:08,325
- I like that, Sylvia.
- Thank you, Omar.
310
00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:12,288
Right, because somebody came into his life
and kind of fucked it up for a little bit.
311
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:15,332
And luckily, he doesn't have to deal
with her fake-ass bullshit no more.
312
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,710
Why don't we set a few ground rules
for the evening?
313
00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:20,838
Like, we don't all need
to be talking shit about my ex-wife.
314
00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:22,840
So, you know, nothing too negative.
315
00:15:22,841 --> 00:15:26,051
Or if it helps you
to get something off your chest,
316
00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:28,096
maybe go for it
because that's why we're here.
317
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:30,973
He might have a point.
Should we go around the table
318
00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:33,267
and everyone says the five things
they hate about her the most?
319
00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:36,061
I don't know if women-bashing is
in the spirit of the evening.
320
00:15:36,062 --> 00:15:37,813
Don't look at it as women-bashing.
321
00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:41,191
Look at it like we're talking shit
about somebody who happens to be a woman.
322
00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:42,735
She also happens to be my sister.
323
00:15:42,736 --> 00:15:45,654
And that's why I am Team Sylvia.
324
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:46,907
Yes. What?
325
00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,575
- Look...
- Okay. Looking forward to the future.
326
00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:52,662
Will, I think you should ask that girl
out on a date.
327
00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:57,082
- Which one?
- Whichever.
328
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,126
- Yeah. We're all the same.
- I didn't say that.
329
00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:01,170
But for the purpose of this moment,
they are.
330
00:16:01,171 --> 00:16:02,588
- All right.
- Yeah!
331
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:04,924
- Yeah, Will.
- Big Will!
332
00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:07,760
Will! Will! Will! Will! Will! Will!
333
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:09,178
Yeah!
334
00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:10,888
- That's a legend right there.
- Yeah, man.
335
00:16:10,889 --> 00:16:12,431
Think he's having fun?
336
00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,558
Yeah. He's having a great time.
Why are you tripping?
337
00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:17,353
I'm not. I organized
this whole thing. I just... I don't know.
338
00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,689
After you disappeared on him
for five fucking years.
339
00:16:21,149 --> 00:16:23,193
Buddy,
you don't know the whole story of that.
340
00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:26,445
- Can we go for a coffee sometime?
- Here he is.
341
00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:27,655
How'd it go?
342
00:16:27,656 --> 00:16:32,160
Good news. She said, "I'm married, and
even if I wasn't, you're not my type."
343
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:37,039
Thank you.
344
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,375
- Hello.
- Can I interest anyone in a dessert?
345
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:40,834
Maybe.
346
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:45,005
- I actually already bought dessert.
- Oh, damn.
347
00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:48,009
Actually, we might need a few
more minutes with the menu. Thank you.
348
00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:49,719
Okay.
349
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,512
Pass that to Sylvia.
350
00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:53,556
You're not gonna do that
at the table, are you?
351
00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:54,974
I'm not married to the venue.
352
00:16:54,975 --> 00:16:57,726
What's the problem?
You used to love doing a little cocaine.
353
00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,562
Once upon a time, I loved cocaine.
354
00:16:59,563 --> 00:17:00,896
- Hey! Hi!
- Hey.
355
00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,481
Are you guys having a good time?
356
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:04,190
Have you tried the broccolini yet?
It's great.
357
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,900
It is so good.
358
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,404
- I'm, like, putting butter on everything.
- I know! Me too.
359
00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:09,905
It's all about an empire waist.
360
00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:11,741
- Am I right?
- Yes! Yeah!
361
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:15,704
- That's so true. Have fun.
- Yeah.
362
00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:20,124
You just became a completely
different person. That was weird.
363
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,126
Look, I don't make up the rules.
364
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,962
- I don't make up how society works.
- Then break out of your box.
365
00:17:24,963 --> 00:17:26,672
- Do a little nose candy.
- Please don't say that.
366
00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:29,049
- Some Bolivian marching powder.
- Don't say that either.
367
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,594
- Why not? Just dance with the white lady.
- No. I don't...
368
00:17:31,595 --> 00:17:34,890
- Travel down the white line highway?
- Okay. Do you really wanna do that?
369
00:17:36,016 --> 00:17:37,016
Just trying to have fun.
370
00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:38,392
Well, I don't know.
371
00:17:38,393 --> 00:17:42,605
- Change of venue. Let's fucking bail.
- Yes! I love it. Where should we go?
372
00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:46,735
I'm thinking we should go somewhere
a little more festive.
373
00:17:48,028 --> 00:17:49,403
I know. Like an escape room.
374
00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:52,532
I'm thinking more classy.
375
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,659
Piano bar?
376
00:17:55,327 --> 00:17:57,745
He's talking about a strip club,
just so you know.
377
00:17:57,746 --> 00:17:58,829
Really?
378
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,165
I don't know though.
It seems a little too on the nose?
379
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,750
- I mean, maybe it's a little cliché.
- No?
380
00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:03,834
Yeah, totally.
381
00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:05,669
I don't want to ruin the night by maybe
382
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,923
- getting a weird vibe at the strip club.
- Yeah. Let's not ruin the vibe.
383
00:18:08,924 --> 00:18:12,968
Like, I feel like we're gonna have fun
wherever we go, even if it's a strip club.
384
00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,553
I for sure wanna keep hanging out.
385
00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:17,932
If we go to another spot and you guys want
to go to an all-nude strip club,
386
00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:20,935
I don't want to be the guy who's like,
"Let's not go to an all-nude strip club."
387
00:18:20,936 --> 00:18:24,689
- So, it's unanimous? Strip club!
- Strip club!
388
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:27,358
We're going to the strip club.
389
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:28,734
- There's a song.
- Okay.
390
00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:31,320
- If there's a song, you can't stop him.
- I get it. I...
391
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:34,323
This might be, I think,
the greatest night I've ever had.
392
00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:36,075
Bro, let's go, dawg.
393
00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:38,662
Let's fucking get
the fuck out of this bitch, bro.
394
00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:48,296
Hey. We need you to be the tiebreaker.
Upscale or a little more down and dirty?
395
00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:50,047
Whichever you prefer.
396
00:18:50,048 --> 00:18:53,093
No. Come on. We want your opinion.
You organized this whole night.
397
00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,135
You decide.
398
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:56,929
I'm happy that I could be of help,
399
00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:59,598
but I think I'm gonna
sit this part of the evening out.
400
00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:01,976
- But you guys go. You go have fun.
- No, come on.
401
00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:03,395
I'm not gonna come, buddy.
402
00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:06,105
- Don't spoil it. Come on.
- What? I'm...
403
00:19:06,106 --> 00:19:08,065
You guys should go.
I just personally don't...
404
00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:10,359
I don't feel like going to a strip club
with a bunch of guys
405
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,194
who really want to go to a strip club.
406
00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:14,989
- There it is.
- What? This is your night.
407
00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,408
And if you and your middle-aged friends
wanna go...
408
00:19:17,409 --> 00:19:19,034
- Yeah.
- ...and be entertained by girls
409
00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:21,870
barely older than my daughter,
then you should do it.
410
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,415
Don't make it sound gross.
This is about camaraderie.
411
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,125
Camaraderie was available
in the restaurant.
412
00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:28,294
Why do you care if I'm there?
Why is that important? Go.
413
00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:30,713
- Have fun with your man friends.
- I care 'cause you're talking to me
414
00:19:30,714 --> 00:19:31,840
like I'm a loser.
415
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:37,470
Okay. Well, then, yeah.
Let's go. Let's go see some tits.
416
00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:41,307
Don't do that, okay? I don't want you
to come if you don't want to come.
417
00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:42,558
What do you want from me?
418
00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:44,768
I want you to want
to go to the strip club.
419
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:47,980
In a million years,
that will never happen.
420
00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:51,066
- You used to like going to the strip club.
- I was pretending to like that.
421
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:53,986
You know that. It was when I was 20.
I was trying to be cool and ironic.
422
00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,863
I can't stand those places.
They're depressing.
423
00:19:55,864 --> 00:19:58,115
I'm middle-aged now,
and I don't have to pretend anymore.
424
00:19:58,116 --> 00:20:00,659
Well, I feel quite judged right now.
425
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,578
I'm not judging you. I'm really not.
426
00:20:02,579 --> 00:20:05,498
Go and have fun with your friends.
You have my blessing.
427
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:10,127
- Go forth to the strip club.
- I will go forth.
428
00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:11,879
- Good.
- I'm gonna have a fucking blast.
429
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,548
- I can't wait to hear about it.
- You will be a distant memory.
430
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:16,593
Just do your thing.
431
00:20:17,886 --> 00:20:18,886
You have to come.
432
00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:22,014
It will be so sad and pathetic
433
00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:25,142
if I am a divorced man at a strip club
with a bunch of frat guys.
434
00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:29,438
If you're there, it's fun and ironic.
Please make this a fun and ironic night.
435
00:20:29,439 --> 00:20:31,023
Please come. I'm begging you.
436
00:20:31,024 --> 00:20:33,400
You have to come.
437
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:36,654
Close your eyes. Read a fucking book.
I don't care. You have to be there.
438
00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:40,950
I wanted this dinner to be
about your future. About the next chapter.
439
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:43,577
- I'm not gonna...
- Fuck the future! I don't want the future.
440
00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:44,662
The future is bad.
441
00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:47,498
- You don't know what it holds.
- I know what it holds.
442
00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:51,293
For me, the future is baldness,
testicular cancer and then I die.
443
00:20:51,294 --> 00:20:53,379
Testicular cancer is really
a young man's illness.
444
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,214
It's not something that you should
be concerned...
445
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:56,340
Now I want it!
446
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:58,968
Come on. Can't we just
have fun like we used to have?
447
00:20:58,969 --> 00:21:00,928
I'm having fun.
I'm having a different kind of fun.
448
00:21:00,929 --> 00:21:03,347
I'm having fun with my family,
throwing parties for the kids.
449
00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:05,307
Throwing work parties for Charlie.
I have...
450
00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:07,935
Fun has changed for me.
It has evolved into something else.
451
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:10,981
Your fun has evolved
into something called "not fun."
452
00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:12,648
That's what your fun is.
453
00:21:12,649 --> 00:21:16,068
Look, when do you... That's all for
other people. When do you get to have fun?
454
00:21:16,069 --> 00:21:19,905
It's very rewarding watching
the people you love have fun.
455
00:21:19,906 --> 00:21:23,158
- That is not true.
- It felt... I felt that as I said it.
456
00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:25,369
It felt very pathetic. That's your reward?
457
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,413
- We won't go to the strip club.
- Okay.
458
00:21:27,414 --> 00:21:29,123
- Just don't go home.
- Okay.
459
00:21:29,124 --> 00:21:30,916
- Please hang out, okay?
- All right. Well...
460
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:33,085
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do for fun?
461
00:21:33,086 --> 00:21:34,629
I have one idea.
462
00:21:37,757 --> 00:21:39,634
Oh, yeah. Yeah!
463
00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:44,138
- Oh, yeah. She's back.
- She's back.
464
00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:48,810
She's back.
465
00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:50,936
- Robot's back.
- She is back.
466
00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:52,731
- Hit your robot.
- She is back.
467
00:21:53,315 --> 00:21:54,524
Yo, did they...
468
00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:58,445
Yo, did they have CK back in the day?
469
00:21:58,945 --> 00:22:00,821
- What's CK?
- Cocaine and ketamine.
470
00:22:00,822 --> 00:22:02,990
Well, mostly ketamine
with a little bump of cocaine
471
00:22:02,991 --> 00:22:05,117
- to make it fun for parties.
- Oh, God, dude.
472
00:22:05,118 --> 00:22:08,203
What? What's ketamine?
I don't know what that is.
473
00:22:08,204 --> 00:22:11,498
You do know what it is. Special K.
All the rave kids did it in college.
474
00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:14,627
- What? I didn't sign up to do a rave drug.
- Yeah. I know.
475
00:22:14,628 --> 00:22:16,170
Chill out. Take it easy.
476
00:22:16,171 --> 00:22:18,672
You know, the cocaine
is way more intense than the Special K.
477
00:22:18,673 --> 00:22:22,426
Yeah, the K is nothing. It's just, like,
a mild horse tranquilizer.
478
00:22:22,427 --> 00:22:24,261
It's a horse tranquilizer?
479
00:22:24,262 --> 00:22:26,222
- Sylvia, damn!
- Chill out!
480
00:22:26,223 --> 00:22:27,640
- No, it's okay.
- What?
481
00:22:27,641 --> 00:22:29,808
If this is for horses,
does that mean that they snort it too?
482
00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:31,685
- If it's laced with carrots.
- That's funny.
483
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:33,812
We gotta get it outta me.
I'm much smaller than a horse.
484
00:22:33,813 --> 00:22:36,315
They use it on small animals too.
I had a gerbil that was prescribed it.
485
00:22:36,316 --> 00:22:38,192
I gotta pump my stomach.
Take me to the hospital?
486
00:22:38,193 --> 00:22:40,611
Take me to the hospital!
They can pump my stomach.
487
00:22:40,612 --> 00:22:42,197
No.
488
00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:44,698
- No! Stop it! Don't do that.
- Sylvia, relax.
489
00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:47,369
It can't... It doesn't work like that.
It's already in the brain.
490
00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:53,291
Oh, shit.
491
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:55,960
It's the police.
492
00:22:55,961 --> 00:22:58,045
- Shut up.
- It's the police.
493
00:22:58,046 --> 00:22:59,129
Hi, guys.
494
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,090
- Oh, my God. Fuck, man.
- Fucking Omar.
495
00:23:01,091 --> 00:23:02,633
What are y'all up to in here?
496
00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:05,010
- Omar, close the door, motherfucker.
- Go away.
497
00:23:05,011 --> 00:23:06,512
- Am I'm gonna die?
- You're not gonna die.
498
00:23:06,513 --> 00:23:08,764
- Am I'm gonna get arrested?
- You're not gonna get arrested.
499
00:23:08,765 --> 00:23:09,765
Want me to take you home?
500
00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:13,644
No. I don't wanna go home
to the kids and Charlie on ketamine.
501
00:23:13,645 --> 00:23:15,646
Honestly,
we don't even know what's gonna happen.
502
00:23:15,647 --> 00:23:17,523
It really affects everyone
very differently.
503
00:23:17,524 --> 00:23:20,277
Some people, it hits really hard.
Other people, they barely feel it.
504
00:23:24,573 --> 00:23:25,657
There she goes.
505
00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,119
Well, okay.
506
00:23:33,123 --> 00:23:34,123
I think she feels it.
507
00:23:34,124 --> 00:23:38,503
I know I look relaxed.
Well, I'm not relaxed at all.
508
00:23:43,466 --> 00:23:44,467
Shame on you.
509
00:23:47,137 --> 00:23:48,263
I'm very angry.
510
00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:53,058
Livid at you.
511
00:23:53,059 --> 00:23:55,644
- We should get her outta here.
- I'm not happy about this.
512
00:23:55,645 --> 00:23:56,980
No, you don't seem happy.
513
00:23:57,606 --> 00:23:58,731
You look it.
514
00:23:58,732 --> 00:24:00,233
We should keep her moving.
515
00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:02,651
Not a good situation.
516
00:24:02,652 --> 00:24:03,819
Nope. Let's...
517
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,030
Very angry.
518
00:24:06,072 --> 00:24:07,490
- All right. No.
- No?
519
00:24:09,409 --> 00:24:11,118
- Can't believe this.
- Yep.
520
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,121
- I'm furious about this situation.
- S... Yep.
521
00:24:14,122 --> 00:24:16,207
- I'm good. I'm fine.
- Yeah. You're good.
522
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,792
Sylvia. Hey.
523
00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:22,255
I meant to ask you, are you gonna
sign Maeve up for peewee soccer?
524
00:24:23,006 --> 00:24:24,089
What?
525
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:26,926
Are you gonna sign
the girls for peewee soccer?
526
00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:28,261
- Yes.
- Yes.
527
00:24:29,095 --> 00:24:30,262
Great.
528
00:24:30,263 --> 00:24:32,974
Which day are you thinking?
Mondays or Wednesdays?
529
00:24:34,726 --> 00:24:35,809
Yes.
530
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:37,645
Okay. I kno...
531
00:24:37,646 --> 00:24:38,938
Oh, my God.
532
00:24:38,939 --> 00:24:41,565
- Sorry. Oh, dear.
- Wednesdays. That means Wednesdays.
533
00:24:41,566 --> 00:24:43,442
- All right. Are you okay?
- Yep.
534
00:24:43,443 --> 00:24:45,152
- She's okay.
- We'll clean this up for you.
535
00:24:45,153 --> 00:24:47,572
- We'll get you a little Gatorade.
- Get home safe.
536
00:24:49,491 --> 00:24:52,368
You're doing great. There we go.
537
00:24:52,369 --> 00:24:53,953
You're crushing it.
538
00:24:53,954 --> 00:24:56,248
Hanging a left.
539
00:24:56,957 --> 00:24:59,292
On the straightaway. Get you some water.
540
00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:01,669
- Some what?
- Some water.
541
00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:03,213
- Wine?
- No. Water.
542
00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:05,966
- We like wine.
- I know we like wine.
543
00:25:06,758 --> 00:25:08,802
- Ramen.
- Yo, Sylvia's a rager.
544
00:25:09,302 --> 00:25:11,220
Hey, I don't wanna hear
a fucking word out of you.
545
00:25:11,221 --> 00:25:13,347
- This whole thing is your fault.
- You asked for drugs.
546
00:25:13,348 --> 00:25:16,600
And then I brought drugs because
you asked for drugs and this is my fault?
547
00:25:16,601 --> 00:25:19,979
If you present someone
with a little baggie of white powder
548
00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:23,023
and it is not cocaine,
it is on you to disclose that, okay?
549
00:25:23,024 --> 00:25:24,942
That's drug etiquette. This is your fault.
550
00:25:24,943 --> 00:25:27,278
"White powder. It must be cocaine.
551
00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:29,488
I'm Will, and I'm a stockbroker
from the 1980s."
552
00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:31,073
You coming to the booty club
with me or not?
553
00:25:31,074 --> 00:25:33,951
- No.
- Bro, let's go.
554
00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:36,662
It's operation booty club.
555
00:25:36,663 --> 00:25:39,123
- Dude, let's go. Let's get.
- Booty time.
556
00:25:39,124 --> 00:25:40,875
- Come on, booty time!
- Booty time.
557
00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:42,294
Sylvia.
558
00:25:44,796 --> 00:25:47,382
Oh, God! What are you doing?
What happened?
559
00:25:48,425 --> 00:25:50,134
Just... Let's go. Come on.
560
00:25:50,135 --> 00:25:52,721
I got it. I got the wine. Let's go.
561
00:25:53,597 --> 00:25:55,348
Oh, no. Okay.
562
00:25:55,849 --> 00:25:57,934
- Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
- What the fuck?
563
00:25:58,518 --> 00:25:59,768
Be careful.
564
00:25:59,769 --> 00:26:02,981
This woman has epilepsy.
Everything's fine. She's fine.
565
00:26:04,149 --> 00:26:06,860
Her vitamins are in the car.
I'm gonna get her out.
566
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,819
I'm calling the cops.
567
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:13,157
She is a lawyer, and she will sue you
for discrimination against epileptics.
568
00:26:13,158 --> 00:26:15,659
Oh, yeah, right. She's a lawyer.
569
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:17,119
She's a very brilliant lawyer, okay?
570
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,329
Get her out!
571
00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:19,956
Okay. We're good.
572
00:26:20,707 --> 00:26:22,292
You have a lovely shop.
573
00:26:30,675 --> 00:26:33,427
Hey. There she is.
574
00:26:33,428 --> 00:26:35,721
What... How long have I been asleep?
575
00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:37,015
Couple of hours.
576
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:44,188
I can't believe that we used to, like,
take drugs all the time
577
00:26:44,189 --> 00:26:46,315
and then get up in the morning
and take more drugs.
578
00:26:46,316 --> 00:26:48,651
We were... You know, we were something.
579
00:26:48,652 --> 00:26:50,820
- We were strong.
- We were legendary.
580
00:26:51,738 --> 00:26:53,281
Oh, my God.
581
00:26:54,324 --> 00:26:57,117
Look, I'm really sorry.
582
00:26:57,118 --> 00:27:00,996
You know, you... You're a normal,
functional adult, my friend.
583
00:27:00,997 --> 00:27:03,374
I'm a stunted loser
with stunted loser friends
584
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:04,917
who do stunted loser things.
585
00:27:04,918 --> 00:27:06,670
- You know?
- Please.
586
00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:09,880
You want to hear something really stunted?
587
00:27:09,881 --> 00:27:12,508
I would love to
if it makes me feel better. Yes.
588
00:27:12,509 --> 00:27:14,176
- It will.
- Great.
589
00:27:14,177 --> 00:27:16,804
Charlie had to set up
a job interview for me
590
00:27:16,805 --> 00:27:19,265
because I couldn't figure out how
to get one by myself.
591
00:27:19,266 --> 00:27:21,725
That's pretty good. Feeling better.
592
00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:23,227
It's pathetic.
593
00:27:23,228 --> 00:27:25,271
That's not even the worst part.
You know what is?
594
00:27:25,272 --> 00:27:28,232
Is that I'm so insecure
and have such low self-esteem
595
00:27:28,233 --> 00:27:33,028
that I can't even place the call.
I literally can't place the call.
596
00:27:33,029 --> 00:27:35,615
I can't even help myself
crawl out of this hole I'm in.
597
00:27:36,408 --> 00:27:40,537
If you can crawl out of a K-hole,
you can crawl out of any hole.
598
00:27:41,204 --> 00:27:43,206
Mahatma Gandhi said that on his deathbed
599
00:27:44,332 --> 00:27:47,585
and they were like,
"Really? Those are your last words?"
600
00:27:47,586 --> 00:27:51,423
And he was like, "Don't worry. This will...
You'll be glad I said this."
601
00:27:53,258 --> 00:27:55,051
- He was very smart.
- He was a smart guy.
602
00:27:57,512 --> 00:28:02,182
I'm just so terrified of making a decision
and revealing what a loser I am.
603
00:28:02,183 --> 00:28:06,395
You are not a loser, okay? No, not at all.
You threw an amazing divorce party.
604
00:28:06,396 --> 00:28:09,148
- Shut up.
- You did. I had such a good time.
605
00:28:09,149 --> 00:28:12,776
I liked cleaning up after you.
Convincing that lady not to press charges.
606
00:28:12,777 --> 00:28:15,779
- So scary. Very hostile.
- She took that very personally.
607
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:20,284
But, you know, I didn't think of
my ex-wife for four or five hours.
608
00:28:20,285 --> 00:28:22,328
I can't even remember
the last time that happened.
609
00:28:22,329 --> 00:28:26,499
So, I guess this is me just trying
to say thank you.
610
00:28:28,376 --> 00:28:30,670
No worries, buddy. No worries.
611
00:28:31,630 --> 00:28:34,382
You know what? Fuck it.
612
00:28:35,383 --> 00:28:41,180
I'm so sick of Charlie just harassing me,
and it's time to move on.
613
00:28:41,181 --> 00:28:44,516
What are you doing? Are you doing it?
Are you calling the lawyer?
614
00:28:44,517 --> 00:28:48,020
Yeah. I'm just gonna get it done.
He should be lucky to hear from me.
615
00:28:48,021 --> 00:28:50,814
- I was top of my class at law school.
- It's two o'clock in the morning.
616
00:28:50,815 --> 00:28:51,982
- Hello.
- Oh, no.
617
00:28:51,983 --> 00:28:53,609
- Hello?
- What am I doing? What?
618
00:28:53,610 --> 00:28:56,890
- Why are you doing it? Did it go through?
- I didn't think about that. Oh, my God.
619
00:28:57,739 --> 00:28:59,531
- He's calling me back.
- He's calling you back?
620
00:28:59,532 --> 00:29:04,370
Get rid of it. What do you do?
621
00:29:04,371 --> 00:29:06,539
- Oh, no.
- Oh, fuck. Oh, no.
622
00:29:08,124 --> 00:29:10,042
- It went to voice mail.
- Okay.
623
00:29:10,043 --> 00:29:11,336
- No message.
- Okay.
624
00:29:12,003 --> 00:29:15,006
- He's calling again. I can hear it.
- He's calling again. Oh, no.
625
00:29:16,049 --> 00:29:17,174
Oh, no.
626
00:29:17,175 --> 00:29:19,928
This guy wants to know
who called him at 2:00 in the morning.
627
00:29:20,804 --> 00:29:22,471
You're gonna have
to get a new phone number.
628
00:29:22,472 --> 00:29:24,765
- Oh, my God.
- You can't call him from this phone again.
629
00:29:24,766 --> 00:29:26,100
I have to change my number.
630
00:29:26,101 --> 00:29:27,184
But he's calling back.
631
00:29:27,185 --> 00:29:31,690
That means that he's very interested in
whoever called him,
632
00:29:32,232 --> 00:29:34,359
which I would take as a good thing.
633
00:29:34,943 --> 00:29:37,153
Seriously though, thank you for tonight.
634
00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:39,655
I can't even remember that much of it.
635
00:29:39,656 --> 00:29:41,408
I can. I got pictures.
636
00:29:41,992 --> 00:29:44,952
- Look at this. Look at us here.
- That's a terrible photo of me.
637
00:29:44,953 --> 00:29:46,662
- No, it's a great photo.
- Can you delete that?
638
00:29:46,663 --> 00:29:48,330
- It's already been posted.
- That's terrible.
639
00:29:48,331 --> 00:29:50,583
- Do I look really good right now?
- You look very good.
640
00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:53,586
- Right? Pretty. Together.
- You look incredible. You don't...
641
00:29:53,587 --> 00:29:56,298
You don't look like
you've been in a tornado.
642
00:29:57,132 --> 00:29:58,549
Having the time of your life.
643
00:29:58,550 --> 00:29:59,634
Wow.
644
00:30:01,261 --> 00:30:02,095
Cheers.
645
00:30:02,096 --> 00:30:04,305
To the future.
646
00:30:04,306 --> 00:30:06,474
- To the future.
- Need oil.
647
00:30:24,242 --> 00:30:25,826
Hey, I had fun the other night.
648
00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:28,914
Let me know if I can
take you out to dinner sometime.
649
00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:34,502
Yeah. Dinner is one of my favorite meals.
650
00:30:37,005 --> 00:30:39,591
Are you surprised
I responded at this hour?
651
00:30:40,175 --> 00:30:42,052
No. Not at all.
652
00:30:42,552 --> 00:30:45,138
'Cause you were probably
waiting up for my message.
653
00:30:45,805 --> 00:30:47,431
Are you surprised I got in touch?
654
00:30:47,432 --> 00:30:48,934
No, because I'm great.
655
00:30:49,476 --> 00:30:51,560
I'm surprised you know how
to operate social media.
656
00:30:51,561 --> 00:30:53,897
Well, I am full of surprises.
657
00:30:55,065 --> 00:30:56,691
I fully doubt that.