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Give him up.

2
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I'll never betray
the man I love.

3
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Even after he
disgraced your family?

4
00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,653
On a podcast!

5
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He shot my friend.

6
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Now tell me where he is.

7
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I'm an ER Nurse.

8
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You'll have to kill me, bitch.

9
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I was hoping you'd say that.

10
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Get out of our house, clown.

11
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You don't wanna do this.

12
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Try me.

13
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Uh, fuck.

14
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Bravo! Threatening children.

15
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It's certainly a new color of
heroism for the Bat family.

16
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I'm not in the Bat
family anymore.

17
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Hope my favorite
patient's hungry.

18
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Three pillows?

19
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Come on, LeAnne.

20
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That is some shabby service.

21
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I said I'd call you
when I'm discharged.

22
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I thought maybe your
phone was stolen.

23
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Medical facilities are
infamous for electronics theft.

24
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I asked for space to adjust to
being paralyzed from the waist down

25
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and you keep filling my
room with casseroles.

26
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Who do you think
washes all these?

27
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I assume LeAnne. Not like
she's doing anything else.

28
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Dude, I only have four
minutes before shift change

29
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to hack into the billing system.

30
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So, thanks for stopping by.

31
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I think she's on her period.

32
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Oh, Fates, release your grasp.

33
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Take me instead.

34
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When I find the monster
responsible for shooting my Babsy,

35
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these old tuna cans are going
to tear him limb from limb,

36
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eat the very flesh
from his bones,

37
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then make a soothing
broth with his carcass

38
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to use as a base in stews.

39
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Then I'm going to learn
how to make a stew.

40
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Look, I totally feel you,
and I wish I could help,

41
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but I'm taking some me
time away from hero-ing.

42
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My first time was in the back
of my mom's station wagon.

43
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I did it with 20 other people.

44
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I was the only woman.

45
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Mine was on my wedding night.

46
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My husband's still mad.

47
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But you never forget your
first corporate takedown.

48
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To Ivy.

49
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Aw, thanks.

50
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But, you know, it still
feels very unresolved.

51
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Like... Like,
nothing's changed.

52
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Change?

53
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Honey, we're trying to get paid.

54
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On to more pressing topics,

55
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Lex's birthday party on the moon.

56
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You... Lex as in
Lex Luthor or...

57
00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,669
He's turning 40
for the 16th time.

58
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Guys, we just cheers-ed
to me defeating him.

59
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Last year, he rode in on
the back of the JFK car

60
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in Jackie's pink suit.

61
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It was so funny.

62
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Wait, wait, wait.
With Lex gone,

63
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we now have the ability
to create something new.

64
00:03:05,937 --> 00:03:08,981
Like a... Like an
all-female LOD.

65
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We could really do some
socially conscious evil.

66
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Right?

67
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Aw, you were serious about that?

68
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That's why I took the
job. To make real change.

69
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Ivy, you know how it works.

70
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We win, we lose,
we go to parties.

71
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It's business. Don't
make it so personal.

72
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Now, in honor of your big day,

73
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which of these sad,
flaccid businessmen

74
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do you wanna throw
spoiled fruit at?

75
00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:40,722
Ugh, oh.

76
00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:43,516
Is this because I lied
about killing Nightwing?

77
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See, I had to shoot
Batgirl to make up for it.

78
00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:49,063
Now my comeback's
double squashed.

79
00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:53,443
I have 1,000 "Joker shot Batgirl"
T-shirts sitting at the printer.

80
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I'm going to lose my deposit.

81
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Order up.

82
00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:01,325
Oh, Harley. Come on.

83
00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,910
We both know this
is not how I die.

84
00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,413
Right, this is gonna be
too quick with hyenas.

85
00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:07,498
I'm gonna lose the meat juice.

86
00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,004
How many times must
we do this dance?

87
00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,065
No, no, no. I'm just debating
the perfect way to kill you

88
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that won't offend my
friend who hates killing.

89
00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,594
I know killer's
block when I see it.

90
00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:22,388
How'd you like me to hook
jumper cables up to your 'nads?

91
00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:23,848
Jumper cables?

92
00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,101
You've seen too many
shitty A24 horror movies.

93
00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,520
- You're allergic to peanuts, right?
- Shellfish.

94
00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:31,731
If you were bad, you
would have done it by now.

95
00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:34,275
And if you were
good, I'd be in jail.

96
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So which is it, Harley?

97
00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:39,489
Are you good or
bad?

98
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Maybe I'm neither.
Maybe I'm in the middle.

99
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You know who's in the middle?

100
00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:46,871
Normies. Uggos.

101
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That forgettable drip I send
my itemized receipts to.

102
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You want vengeance?

103
00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:54,045
Come at me, dawg.

104
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Oh, my business
goddess needs me.

105
00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,550
Damn. How did she even get
the camera to that angle?

106
00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:01,844
Another stall.

107
00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,471
Wait. Can I get some trail mix?

108
00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:05,890
My blood sugar is crashing.

109
00:05:09,811 --> 00:05:11,813
Fucking,
what the dick?

110
00:05:11,938 --> 00:05:14,107
All these one-percenters and
butlers of one-percenters

111
00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:17,652
wouldn't know accountability if it
stopped up their golden shitters.

112
00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:19,463
Are we not still happy
that you took Lex down?

113
00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:22,240
I mean, it's never enough for
you moguls. You're insatiable.

114
00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,908
I didn't take him down.

115
00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,494
He just basically
relocated to the moon.

116
00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:30,289
Oh, oh. You know what makes me feel
better when I can't destroy my enemies?

117
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Dry humping in the closet.

118
00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,419
What are these bags?

119
00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,337
They're from the
EWBC lunches. Ugh!

120
00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:38,506
Those business tote-cunts.

121
00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,592
Is that a typo?

122
00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:44,303
You know what? I have an idea.

123
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Wanna be my plus-one to a
birthday party on the moon?

124
00:05:46,556 --> 00:05:47,991
Do I have
time to shave my legs?

125
00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,726
Fuck it, yes! Rip
out Lex's fillers

126
00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:52,478
and show everyone I am a
very decisive revenger,

127
00:05:52,562 --> 00:05:53,855
not a staller.

128
00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:55,815
So, you... Wait, you
haven't killed Joker yet?

129
00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,692
I'm so sorry to make
your thing my thing.

130
00:05:57,775 --> 00:05:59,527
Boss Bitch Level Infinity.

131
00:05:59,652 --> 00:06:00,671
Okay, this one's kind of cute.

132
00:06:00,695 --> 00:06:03,281
No, I know. Let's bring it.

133
00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,079
The mother box.

134
00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:14,375
My favorite means of intergalactic
travel and body part. Wink.

135
00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:15,877
Harls, focus.

136
00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,254
I can't wait to see those
EWBC turncoats' faces

137
00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:21,466
when I fucking destroy
that little birthday boy.

138
00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,177
Ivy? Oh, you've
come to your senses.

139
00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,763
Yep. That's what I've done.

140
00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:29,891
And you brought
your hag. Wonderful.

141
00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:30,725
Talia al Ghul.

142
00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:32,393
We've met countless times.

143
00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,312
Smells like...

144
00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:37,899
corporate espionage and Gotham Lady Perfume.

145
00:06:38,024 --> 00:06:40,985
Are we at
Lex's b-day party?

146
00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:43,071
You're not a guest.
You're luggage.

147
00:06:43,196 --> 00:06:46,699
Everyone knows if you don't kill
a hostage in the first 24 days,

148
00:06:46,783 --> 00:06:48,618
it's never gonna
happen.

149
00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:52,330
Ooh, good to see
you, girl.

150
00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:53,873
I just had my ass done

151
00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:56,375
and if I pop a stitch, I'm
out of pocket for touch-ups.

152
00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,753
Love your leash.

153
00:06:58,878 --> 00:07:00,588
Did you copy it from me?

154
00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:03,591
Oh. Ooh, Harley, come
join the plus-ones.

155
00:07:03,716 --> 00:07:05,343
Ooh,

156
00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:07,237
playing a little five-card stud
with your wives' purse money?

157
00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,906
Well, we do
like to stir up trouble

158
00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:10,640
while our ladies talk shop.

159
00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:13,851
You know, being an evil She-EO's
plus-one is harder than it looks.

160
00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:15,770
Can't wear socks
with loafers anymore.

161
00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:18,606
Hmm. That must be a challenge for
those of you with feminine ankles.

162
00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,149
Wit. You are funny.

163
00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,193
We have been looking
for a funny plus-one.

164
00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,447
Any of you cucks know
where I can take a wiz?

165
00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,116
Girlfriend, no.

166
00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:30,094
Guests of guests aren't
allowed to use Lex's bathrooms.

167
00:07:30,118 --> 00:07:32,096
You'll need to go next door,
which requires finding a valet,

168
00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,663
and then take a moon
buggy, and then...

169
00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:35,248
Yeah, I'll figure it out.

170
00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:36,707
Thanks.

171
00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:38,750
So, now that you've proven
to be sound of mind,

172
00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:40,420
I'd love to let
you in on my plans

173
00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,272
for Lazaru and the Hot Springs.

174
00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:45,425
We're taking anti-aging science
to the brink of legality.

175
00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:48,970
Edging with the legal
system is my love language.

176
00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:50,596
Cheers!

177
00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:54,142
Still waiting on that trail mix.

178
00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:57,520
I'll take baby pretzels
at this point, Jesus.

179
00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:00,940
You're lucky I don't feed you
to the dark void of space.

180
00:08:07,739 --> 00:08:09,490
Ugh, no ladies room on the moon.

181
00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:10,450
Fucking figures.

182
00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,124
Help me. Harley!

183
00:08:20,168 --> 00:08:21,478
Superman?

184
00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,087
No. No photos.

185
00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:24,922
Okay. Do you know
where the bathroom is?

186
00:08:25,006 --> 00:08:27,884
Quick! That button turns off
the kryptonite force field.

187
00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:29,886
Uh... I don't
wanna get involved.

188
00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:31,763
What? What about the hero code?

189
00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:34,182
Okay, I am a neutral third
party these days, hello!

190
00:08:34,307 --> 00:08:35,933
Here for the free
drinks and mingling.

191
00:08:36,017 --> 00:08:37,745
Oh, and, of course, to
support my bae killing Lex

192
00:08:37,769 --> 00:08:39,996
due to their business, but also
personal strifes, you know.

193
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,856
She won't be able to
defeat Lex.

194
00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,859
He's become too powerful.

195
00:08:47,278 --> 00:08:50,156
Where's that over
the hill hosebeast?

196
00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:52,033
Welcome!

197
00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:55,870
Our gracious host, Lex Luthor, has
planned a night of treats for his 40th.

198
00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:59,040
We've got poppers,
crypto scratch-offs,

199
00:08:59,165 --> 00:09:03,544
and now, a performance
by Clayface.

200
00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,713
I planned to join in person,

201
00:09:05,797 --> 00:09:08,383
but those monsters at
moon customs denied

202
00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:10,843
my emotional support capybara.

203
00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:15,139
[singing] ♪ Happy birth... ♪

204
00:09:15,223 --> 00:09:18,142
'Tis I! SuperLex Man.

205
00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,106
Okay.

206
00:09:23,231 --> 00:09:27,568
He used the ozone laser to block
the sun until I was weak enough.

207
00:09:27,652 --> 00:09:30,696
I'm the most powerful man alive.

208
00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:32,532
Then he took me prisoner,

209
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,284
took my cape,
drained my powers...

210
00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,745
absorbed him physically
and mentally.

211
00:09:37,829 --> 00:09:38,913
and worst of all,

212
00:09:39,038 --> 00:09:40,540
- he has my hair!
- I have his hair.

213
00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,417
Oh, fuck. Ivy!

214
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,585
Hey, what about me?

215
00:09:44,711 --> 00:09:47,880
♪ Happy Birthday ♪

216
00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:50,341
- ♪ To you ♪
- Ivy, how big of you to come.

217
00:09:50,425 --> 00:09:52,677
Sadly, the caterers
didn't plan for crashers.

218
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,345
Oh, I'm not here to eat.

219
00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:56,806
I'm here to kill you and then
wear your skin as a trophy.

220
00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:07,734
Oh!

221
00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:12,655
How does it feel to be less
powerful than me in every way?

222
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,992
You have always
underestimated me.

223
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:21,748
I think I estimated
you accurately.

224
00:10:21,831 --> 00:10:25,084
Some light compliments, a gorgeous PR team...

225
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:29,213
- and you became a perfectly ineffective puppet...
- Ah!

226
00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:32,967
to warm my seat
at the LOD while I built this.

227
00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:35,470
Oh, I... I... I'll
show you who's a puppet.

228
00:10:51,027 --> 00:10:52,570
This is why I don't
do private gigs.

229
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,907
I should have learned my
lesson at Cher's Easter brunch.

230
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:58,117
I saw Tony
Robbins do this in Miami.

231
00:10:58,201 --> 00:11:00,369
Then he ate my gooch on the
sundeck for three hours.

232
00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:01,662
Ugh!

233
00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:03,498
Oh, you think this
is a party trick?

234
00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:06,042
Wake up! Don't you see
how dangerous he is?

235
00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,169
Fighting Lex at his own party?

236
00:11:08,294 --> 00:11:09,545
Such a bad look.

237
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,340
Powerful businesswomen
take an L and move on.

238
00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:14,801
I thought you would understand
that from my mentoring.

239
00:11:14,884 --> 00:11:17,845
Lose my number and
my real number.

240
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:22,809
Screw this. I
don't need friends.

241
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:25,478
I... I'm a powerful
businesswoman.

242
00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:31,401
Lady trees, socially
conscious evil, splashy words.

243
00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:34,529
But ultimately, you
accomplish nothing.

244
00:11:37,323 --> 00:11:39,450
Nobody pins Ivy in the corner.

245
00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:48,876
I get better workouts
digesting dairy.

246
00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,720
This is so embarrassing.

247
00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:00,805
I just feel like
nobody...

248
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,682
Nobody takes me seriously.

249
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:06,060
It... It's almost like you can't
change the system from the inside.

250
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,687
We both tried and
look what happened.

251
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:11,023
Wow, you really went through
it with the plus-ones, huh?

252
00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:12,608
I actually meant the Bat family.

253
00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:13,901
Screw those narcs.

254
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,903
I mean, you work so hard.

255
00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:19,741
I was basically the Bat family's
hot stepmom no one trusted.

256
00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,200
Well, that's bullshit.

257
00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:22,845
And by the way, you'd
be the hottest stepmom.

258
00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:25,538
Plus, you and I both know
it's the kids you can't trust.

259
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,166
I wonder if Princess
Ladyfingers still exists,

260
00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:30,251
since, you know, we
stopped the apocalypse,

261
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,420
and, like, changed the
whole course of history.

262
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:33,963
We did do that, didn't we?

263
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,008
You know what? Fuck it.

264
00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,841
We are so powerful.

265
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,760
Even if none of these
assholes can see it,

266
00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,344
we're gonna show them anyway.

267
00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:42,548
Oh, I miss seeing that
destructive glimmer in your eye.

268
00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:43,765
Let's do this!

269
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,975
For our daughter, who
may or may not exist

270
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,518
and may or may not
try to kill us.

271
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:48,770
But wait, what are we doing?

272
00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:51,105
We're gonna make the
world a better place.

273
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,941
Now, let's go find
that dumb ozone laser.

274
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:04,577
Gotcha, bitch. Gotcha, bitch.

275
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,997
Jeffrey, you are a trip.

276
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,166
It's funny 'cause I
don't even eat cake.

277
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,502
Seriously, someone take this...

278
00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:22,053
Every woman in STEM knows

279
00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,138
that lasers have
three functions.

280
00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:27,850
The task they're designed
for, removing hair follicles,

281
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,894
and blowing shit the fuck up.

282
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,289
And that's the function we'll be using.

283
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:34,607
Ugh, God, Batgirl will
be so great at this

284
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:35,900
breaking into the laser thing.

285
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,610
She loves codes and
typing and shit.

286
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:38,653
Too bad she's mad at me.

287
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,071
Shit.

288
00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:41,882
All right. Lex is
following us. Call Batgirl.

289
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:43,449
No, no, no. Listen.

290
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,511
She needs to focus on her recovery, okay?

291
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,471
Besides, I can't feed into this computer obsession.

292
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:48,895
She might become
one of those people

293
00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:50,581
who gets addicted
to her online life,

294
00:13:50,665 --> 00:13:53,083
and then forgets to eat anything
but salt and vinegar chips

295
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,377
and dies of scurvy.

296
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:06,889
Fucking call her, Harls.

297
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,850
Fine. Ugh!

298
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,520
It's me,
Harley. Don't hang up.

299
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,331
I'm sure you're busy eating powdered
applesauce glaring at LeAnne, but...

300
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,190
Stop treating me like a victim.

301
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,067
I get enough from
my dad, my doctors,

302
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,237
the old lady who comes in here
and thinks I'm her dead husband.

303
00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:23,781
Uh... Didn't know you felt
that way. But, uh, yeah.

304
00:14:23,865 --> 00:14:25,968
I'm calling you for serious world saving help.

305
00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:27,352
Ivy's here. You're
on speakerphone.

306
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,203
Hi, Ivy.

307
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:33,541
Hi. Um, so can you, like,
hack into a moon buggy?

308
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,543
Easy. Hit me with
the model number.

309
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,132
It's printed above
the left bumper.

310
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,550
M as
in motherfucker,

311
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:43,718
B as in bitch,

312
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:45,678
dash, 0, 5, 6, 7.

313
00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:48,389
And, listen. Take it
slow. If you can't do it...

314
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:49,390
I'm in.

315
00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,061
My buggy's busted.

316
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:55,304
The
destination has been rerouted.

317
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,245
I demand to talk to
whoever's in charge.

318
00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:12,580
Perhaps your male superior?

319
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:16,375
This is a one-woman
operation, asshole.

320
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:19,754
Batgirl did it! We're in.

321
00:15:19,879 --> 00:15:21,672
What... What are you doing?

322
00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:25,051
Mowing down tech, oil,
and cosmetic pharmaceutical companies

323
00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:27,512
in the name of socially
conscious evil.

324
00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:30,681
Oh, I love the plan, very
emotionally cool, obvs,

325
00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:32,975
but maybe first, let's
evacuate the buildings, huh?

326
00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:35,186
I mean, do we really
have to, or...

327
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,438
I just remotely pulled all
the fire alarms in Gotham.

328
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,440
Okay, now you're
just showing off.

329
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:42,068
Who we gonna blow
up first, hot stuff?

330
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:44,445
Let's rain fire on EWBC!

331
00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:52,870
Veronica Cale's company, boom!

332
00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:55,790
Talia's Wayne shit, boom!

333
00:15:55,873 --> 00:16:00,294
That overpriced oyster place
that isn't even good, boom!

334
00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:03,214
What the zuck?

335
00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,011
What the fuck?

336
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:12,950
Evacuate the building immediately.

337
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:14,684
Drats!
Bankrupt again.

338
00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:18,646
Curse you, White Collar Wine.

339
00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:28,823
The world needs Batman
again.

340
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,161
Do it. Call Judge Chase.

341
00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:36,831
Tell him his stepdaughter got an
internship at WayneTone Records.

342
00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,792
I'll
have you out by lunch.

343
00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:44,964
I love when we're
in sync like this.

344
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,549
Yeah, like back in '53,

345
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:49,761
when Dizzy Gillespie horned
it up with Charles Mingus.

346
00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:52,805
Turn that thing off. You're
gonna break the moon.

347
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,684
Yeah, and for my
motherfucking encore,

348
00:16:56,809 --> 00:16:58,770
the Legion of Kaboom!

349
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,063
What? Ivy, are you sure?

350
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:01,898
What about everything
you've built?

351
00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:03,900
I didn't build anything, Harls.

352
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:06,777
I was just part of the problem.

353
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:17,029
Evacuate
the building immediately.

354
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,542
So do we work from
home now? Or...

355
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:22,709
Gotcha, bitch.

356
00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:24,545
Hey, this is kind of
weird for me to say,

357
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,632
but your occasional
willingness to help people

358
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:31,052
even while blowing the shit
out of them is inspiring to me.

359
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,013
Like, tote bag level-inspiring.

360
00:17:34,097 --> 00:17:35,556
Aw, thanks, Ive.

361
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,284
But it's a real pain in the
ass being in the middle.

362
00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:39,268
Baby, you're not in the middle.

363
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:40,728
You're on the outside.

364
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,688
And that's what I love
about you. I mean,

365
00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:45,566
it's your... It's
your superpower.

366
00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:54,784
Steppenwolf! You came?

367
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:56,369
No RSVP, no problem.

368
00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,204
The caterers planned
for crashers.

369
00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:00,540
Thanks, Steppy.

370
00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:02,792
No, wait!

371
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,211
I thought we were business bros.

372
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:09,882
We gotta get out of here.

373
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:19,267
Oh, shit. Hold my leash.

374
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,110
What... What happened?
You forget your purse?

375
00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:29,193
You gonna tell all the hoes in the
Justice League a normie saved you?

376
00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:31,112
I always knew you were a hero.

377
00:18:31,237 --> 00:18:32,780
I'm better than a hero.

378
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,741
I'm Harley fucking Quinn.

379
00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:53,676
I started a Fortune 500
company just to commit a crime

380
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,803
worthy enough to
land me in Blackgate.

381
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,681
The food is good,
but not that good.

382
00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:00,433
Oh. No.

383
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,828
While I'm intrigued to dine at
Dominique Crenn's commissary pop-up,

384
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,688
- I actually did it all to be reunited
with... -

385
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,148
Master Bruce.

386
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:09,442
Hey, Alfred. Got my
own ride. Thanks.

387
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,819
I'll see you at the Manor.

388
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,786
Oh, shitstick. Did I forget
my own birthday again?

389
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,246
What?

390
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,582
You and me are gonna have some fun...

391
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,210
A24 horror movie style.

392
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:28,812
My daughter turned
me on to those films.

393
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,588
I don't get them,
but I do understand

394
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:34,050
what jumper cables can
do to a man's 'nads.

395
00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,135
Someone just shoot me already.

396
00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:40,014
Or at least take me to the
printers to pick up my T-shirts.

397
00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:53,903
God, longest pee ever.

398
00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:57,073
I just had to pay my respects
to the GOAT.

399
00:19:57,198 --> 00:20:00,243
Hey, so what's next for a
couple of outsiders like us?

400
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:01,411
I don't know.

401
00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:02,776
But, we're gonna do it together.

402
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:03,830
Right, peanut?

403
00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:07,166
Wow, that is messed up.

404
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,459
Oh, come on.

405
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,086
My hands weren't even
in her pants yet.

406
00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:13,172
I was talking about the moon.

407
00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:15,842
Thanks for your help up there,
by the way. You did good.

408
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:18,553
I wouldn't be here without
you, you little nerd.

409
00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:21,097
Well, I'm glad you called me.

410
00:20:21,222 --> 00:20:24,225
It felt good to do something that
matters with people I care about.

411
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:28,229
Even if you did end up blowing up
half of Gotham with a laser, you B.

412
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,564
Fuck the rules.

413
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:31,357
F the rules indeed,

414
00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:34,694
That's why I can't
stay in the Bat family.

415
00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:35,737
I quit, too.

416
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,113
Shit, yeah, dog!

417
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:39,240
Wait.

418
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:42,177
So is that why you called us out here to
the cemetery in the middle of the night?

419
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:43,911
I thought you guys
invited me here.

420
00:20:43,995 --> 00:20:47,415
Mm, sorry for the late-night
theatrics, ladies.

421
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:51,461
Oh, wow. I mean, hey.
It's you.

422
00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:55,048
There you are. Where
you been, girl?

423
00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:56,340
Yikes.

424
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:58,217
I'm all right. I'm good.

425
00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:02,096
I... I am standing on a casket,
which is, you know, not awesome.

426
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,932
But I was just doing a
little light grave robbing

427
00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:09,020
when I stumbled on some missing
booty I thought my interest you.

428
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,688
Someone dug up Nightwing.

429
00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:13,566
And they left the custom casket?

430
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,085
That
was very expensive.

431
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:18,613
Selina, I'm sorry. Are
you looking out for us?

432
00:21:18,696 --> 00:21:21,949
Aren't you supposed to be
on some art heist in Monaco?

433
00:21:22,075 --> 00:21:26,287
Maybe the call of the Gotham City
sirens was just too seductive.

434
00:21:26,412 --> 00:21:27,789
Pinch my fucking nips!

435
00:21:27,914 --> 00:21:30,291
The Gotham City Sirens is
a good nickname for us.

436
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:33,920
Well, I... I don't know if it's,
like, better than the Cobb squad,

437
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:35,773
but, yeah, you know...

438
00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:38,966
Um, what about
the birds of prey?

439
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:40,968
- No.
- I'm not a bird, you know what I mean?

440
00:21:41,052 --> 00:21:42,321
- There's no flying, really.
- None of us are even bird-themed.

441
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:44,097
Well, that settles what's next.

442
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:47,975
The Gotham City Sirens are gonna
find out who stole Nightwing.

443
00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:50,269
I mean, we'll obviously
take the weekend off.

444
00:21:50,353 --> 00:21:51,705
What's the worst
thing that can happen?

445
00:21:51,729 --> 00:21:52,980
He's already dead.

446
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:56,418
It's not that funny.

447
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,530
Now, Damian, don't be alarmed.

448
00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:03,533
Your friend will be a little
different, but better.

449
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,209
Where the fuck is Harley Quinn?