1 00:00:34,211 --> 00:00:35,648 Ah! 2 00:00:35,681 --> 00:00:37,552 Can you not do that? 3 00:00:37,585 --> 00:00:39,255 Can't not. Won't not. 4 00:00:49,609 --> 00:00:51,345 Time can eat a rack of balls. 5 00:00:53,483 --> 00:00:55,220 So this is immediately grim. 6 00:00:55,253 --> 00:00:56,623 But to cheer everyone up, 7 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:59,228 I decided to get you all a Friday smoothie. 8 00:00:59,261 --> 00:01:00,765 - Yay. - And then I thought 9 00:01:00,798 --> 00:01:02,301 it would be hard to carry them all, 10 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:03,771 so I decided to tell you I forgot. 11 00:01:03,804 --> 00:01:05,908 But then, uh, I forgot to do that. 12 00:01:09,348 --> 00:01:10,651 Huh, no return address. 13 00:01:10,684 --> 00:01:12,187 - Yeah, it's a trap. - Clearly a trap. 14 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:14,158 Ooh, do we think it's maybe time 15 00:01:14,191 --> 00:01:16,864 to test my roof catapult and motion-tracking autocannon? 16 00:01:16,897 --> 00:01:19,168 Or is it definitely time? 17 00:01:19,201 --> 00:01:20,772 Let's shoot some box-skeet! 18 00:01:20,805 --> 00:01:24,211 Yeah! Though we should probably call it something else. 19 00:01:24,244 --> 00:01:25,447 Guys? Guys? 20 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,926 You guys hear that, or do they just go 21 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:28,654 super hard at the smoothie place? 22 00:01:28,687 --> 00:01:30,290 I don't hear anything. Roof gun? 23 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:31,702 Guys, can you not blow up the box? 24 00:01:31,726 --> 00:01:33,530 'Cause I'm almost out of power here. 25 00:01:33,564 --> 00:01:35,968 Barry? Thank Cyborg Jesus. 26 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:37,705 You're alive? Why are you in a box? 27 00:01:37,738 --> 00:01:39,576 Ooh. Oh, God, thank you. 28 00:01:39,609 --> 00:01:42,214 Uh, yeah, kind of a long story. 29 00:01:42,247 --> 00:01:44,351 Um, whoops. 30 00:01:44,384 --> 00:01:46,189 Sorry, still not great with the operating 31 00:01:46,222 --> 00:01:47,692 the, uh, whole fridge thing. 32 00:01:47,725 --> 00:01:50,732 Now, that's what I call a cold open. 33 00:01:50,765 --> 00:01:51,734 Who's that for? 34 00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:53,938 Ha-cha-cha-cha. 35 00:02:33,349 --> 00:02:35,320 So what I'm getting is that this mini-fridge 36 00:02:35,353 --> 00:02:37,257 is a friend of yours? 37 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,328 Yeah, Barry, what's the deal here? 38 00:02:39,361 --> 00:02:40,865 Wait, are we in the break room? 39 00:02:40,898 --> 00:02:42,569 I know you've got other outlets. 40 00:02:42,602 --> 00:02:44,347 Yeah, we thought you'd be more comfortable in here 41 00:02:44,371 --> 00:02:45,842 with your kind. 42 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:49,315 Unless that's appliance racist, if that's a thing. 43 00:02:49,348 --> 00:02:51,954 If you have to ask, then it definitely is. 44 00:02:51,987 --> 00:02:53,557 Oh, loosen up. 45 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,427 Ow. Hey, do that one more time. 46 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:57,297 - Ow! - Let's all just chill. 47 00:02:57,330 --> 00:02:59,001 Nice, appliance racist. 48 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:00,872 So he said, moving this along, 49 00:03:00,905 --> 00:03:03,777 remember how me and Other Barry were trapped in the same body? 50 00:03:05,346 --> 00:03:07,317 And I told you how to shut me down, 51 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:10,892 basically saving your lives by sacrificing myself? 52 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:12,996 Seriously? Come on. 53 00:03:13,029 --> 00:03:16,603 I cannot believe I have to remind you about this. 54 00:03:16,636 --> 00:03:17,848 If anything, it was the scientist guy 55 00:03:17,872 --> 00:03:19,609 who sacrificed himself. 56 00:03:19,642 --> 00:03:21,412 Colt! And he was my best friend. 57 00:03:21,445 --> 00:03:22,749 Aw, during our tearful goodbye, 58 00:03:22,782 --> 00:03:24,351 he told me that I should... 59 00:03:24,384 --> 00:03:26,289 Oh, come... whose story is this? 60 00:03:26,322 --> 00:03:29,629 Anyhoo, the electrical surge somehow let me reach out 61 00:03:29,662 --> 00:03:31,900 and find this Wi-Fi-enabled fridge 62 00:03:31,933 --> 00:03:33,737 and transfer my consciousness. 63 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:35,641 But by the time I got it running... 64 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,377 Hey, guys, I'm alive. 65 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:38,547 Cool. 66 00:03:39,816 --> 00:03:41,018 Once they cleared the rubble, 67 00:03:41,051 --> 00:03:42,755 I took remote control of a forklift 68 00:03:42,788 --> 00:03:44,358 and carried myself out. 69 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,795 But my powers were limited, 70 00:03:45,828 --> 00:03:48,901 so I ended up in a college dorm room. 71 00:03:48,934 --> 00:03:50,537 Oh, you're not gonna clean that up? 72 00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:54,345 Then I was a prop on a fetish porn set. 73 00:03:54,378 --> 00:03:56,015 You're not gonna clean that up? 74 00:03:56,048 --> 00:03:58,754 But now I'm... h-hey, that's really distracting. 75 00:03:58,787 --> 00:04:01,392 Oh, damn. I really wanted that. 76 00:04:01,425 --> 00:04:02,665 You're not gonna clean that up? 77 00:04:02,695 --> 00:04:04,633 Is that a real question? 78 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:06,870 Hold on. This refrigerator person is scientifically 79 00:04:06,903 --> 00:04:09,041 and philosophically earth-shattering. 80 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:11,780 - She's new. - So you did it once. 81 00:04:11,813 --> 00:04:13,383 Can't you transfer into something else? 82 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:14,920 No, I can't. 83 00:04:14,953 --> 00:04:16,666 Think it had something to do with the power surge. 84 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,968 Not to worry, I'll figure it out, 85 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:20,063 no matter how many human-animal hybrids 86 00:04:20,096 --> 00:04:22,534 we have to sacrifice to get there. 87 00:04:22,568 --> 00:04:24,071 Yeah, don't let him ever touch me. 88 00:04:24,104 --> 00:04:26,710 Yeah, that's pretty much the consensus around here. 89 00:04:26,743 --> 00:04:29,749 Well, unfortunately, there's no time anyway, because... 90 00:04:31,385 --> 00:04:32,789 Other Barry's back? 91 00:04:32,822 --> 00:04:35,427 I picked up some ripples out there in the ether, 92 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:38,667 and yes, Other Barry must have gotten out like me. 93 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,439 Or he was resurrected or some friggin' thing. 94 00:04:41,472 --> 00:04:42,642 But he's back. 95 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:44,511 Can we please take a step back here? 96 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:47,952 Human-scale artificial intelligence actually exists. 97 00:04:47,985 --> 00:04:50,423 More like arti-fridgal intelligence. 98 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,527 - Yes. - Ah, nice. 99 00:04:52,561 --> 00:04:54,098 Sometimes they just come to me. 100 00:04:54,131 --> 00:04:55,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very nice. 101 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:56,837 But how can we continue as before 102 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:59,108 knowing that the next stage of consciousness is nigh? 103 00:04:59,141 --> 00:05:01,546 More like arti-fridgal intelligence. 104 00:05:02,748 --> 00:05:05,052 Sti... still really, really good. 105 00:05:05,654 --> 00:05:07,959 OK, we've got a little more of a handle on this. 106 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:10,096 - Krieger? - So something is drawing 107 00:05:10,129 --> 00:05:12,669 huge amounts of power from the Hoover Dam. 108 00:05:12,702 --> 00:05:14,405 Luckily, I'm pretty good at power tracing 109 00:05:14,438 --> 00:05:16,843 because I siphon off the grid, like, all the time. 110 00:05:16,876 --> 00:05:18,881 But not to here, right? 111 00:05:18,914 --> 00:05:20,584 That feels like a trick question. 112 00:05:20,617 --> 00:05:21,720 Which part? 113 00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:22,989 The question part? 114 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,491 Anyway, it's going to Yucca Mountain. 115 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:25,861 The government started building 116 00:05:25,894 --> 00:05:27,106 a permanent nuclear waste storage site there, 117 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:28,600 but it was never completed. 118 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:30,036 Where do they put the waste now? 119 00:05:30,069 --> 00:05:31,606 Neh, just around. 120 00:05:31,639 --> 00:05:33,109 Fantastic country you've got here. 121 00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:35,581 Yeah, it's too bad we don't live on the soggy remains 122 00:05:35,614 --> 00:05:37,885 - of a crumbled empire. - Give it time. 123 00:05:37,918 --> 00:05:39,856 Other Barry is building something big. 124 00:05:39,889 --> 00:05:42,461 Been a lot of chatter in the black market contractor world. 125 00:05:42,494 --> 00:05:43,998 Great. So now there's evil plumbers? 126 00:05:44,031 --> 00:05:45,735 Always have been. 127 00:05:45,768 --> 00:05:47,480 Think the Roman Empire had lead pipes on accident? 128 00:05:47,504 --> 00:05:48,707 Uh, yes? 129 00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:50,745 So naive. Goth plumbers. 130 00:05:50,778 --> 00:05:52,014 Cool! 131 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:53,751 - Not that kind. - Aw. 132 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:56,155 Yucca strike team is Archer, Pam, Cyril, and Krieger. 133 00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:57,625 Wait, you're not coming? 134 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:58,894 Definitely not the first time 135 00:05:58,927 --> 00:05:59,896 you've used that phrase. 136 00:05:59,929 --> 00:06:03,202 Ice cold. 137 00:06:03,235 --> 00:06:05,040 It's OK when I say it. 138 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,879 Lana, I'm not sure what credentials I lack here 139 00:06:07,912 --> 00:06:10,150 other than some kind of minimum blood alcohol level... 140 00:06:10,183 --> 00:06:11,853 You have to stay committed. 141 00:06:11,886 --> 00:06:14,024 But I respectfully request to join the mission, 142 00:06:14,057 --> 00:06:18,767 or else you will look like a complete numpty! 143 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,807 To continue, Zara, you will join Ray and me 144 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,042 on a linked mission. 145 00:06:23,075 --> 00:06:25,180 Withdrawn. Forget I said that. 146 00:06:25,213 --> 00:06:28,052 The main power line to Yucca was buried to prevent sabotage. 147 00:06:28,085 --> 00:06:29,889 Years later, when the project was abandoned, 148 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:32,027 an office building was built over the access point. 149 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,697 Whatever doom machine he's got in there, 150 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,634 it looks like it's protected by some kind 151 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:37,572 of high-energy field. 152 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,909 I'm gonna say a laser matrix 153 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,913 but just because those are fun words. 154 00:06:41,946 --> 00:06:44,819 My team will cut the power to disable the, uh... 155 00:06:44,852 --> 00:06:46,757 Laser matrix! 156 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:48,961 Sure. Then you'll destroy Barry and his death machine. 157 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:49,963 Any questions? 158 00:06:49,996 --> 00:06:51,499 Uh, yeah. 159 00:06:51,532 --> 00:06:52,844 Why is Krieger holding a bowl of eggs? 160 00:06:52,868 --> 00:06:54,038 Oh, I'm sorry. 161 00:06:54,071 --> 00:06:55,115 I thought this was a lunch meeting. 162 00:06:55,139 --> 00:06:56,217 Well, let me just put these... 163 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,253 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 164 00:06:57,277 --> 00:06:58,814 What... what are you doing, chief? 165 00:06:58,847 --> 00:07:01,553 Are those peeled, uncovered hard-boiled eggs? 166 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,526 Does it help if they're not bird eggs? 167 00:07:06,128 --> 00:07:08,232 Well, at least it doesn't look 168 00:07:08,265 --> 00:07:11,238 exactly like the yawning maw of death itself. 169 00:07:11,271 --> 00:07:12,842 Well, at least if I die, 170 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:14,813 I'll be able to put down this damn refrigerator. 171 00:07:14,846 --> 00:07:16,817 I'm not a damn refrigerator. 172 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,821 I'm a highly evolved sentient life-form. 173 00:07:18,854 --> 00:07:20,858 Yeah, in a damn refrigerator. 174 00:07:22,293 --> 00:07:23,964 Hey, man. What's up? 175 00:07:23,997 --> 00:07:24,999 Oh, nothing. 176 00:07:25,032 --> 00:07:27,104 Just mentally preparing. 177 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:29,074 I'm not sure if you noticed, Pam, but Other Barry 178 00:07:29,107 --> 00:07:32,114 tends to beat the ever-living shit out of me all the time. 179 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,227 - We're here to help, buddy. - Thanks, home appliance. 180 00:07:34,251 --> 00:07:36,990 But I might feel better about that if you had, you know, 181 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,159 arms or legs. 182 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:39,863 Hey, I brought these for you. 183 00:07:39,896 --> 00:07:41,600 I got it from my cool Aunt Gerty. 184 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:44,004 She gave it to me right before she got busted in Canada 185 00:07:44,037 --> 00:07:45,708 for bootlegging cheese curds. 186 00:07:45,741 --> 00:07:46,843 Pam, these are great, 187 00:07:46,876 --> 00:07:48,847 but I'm not sure if they're enough. 188 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,718 Wait, we do have a secret weapon! 189 00:07:50,751 --> 00:07:52,263 Barry, does Other Barry have weaknesses 190 00:07:52,287 --> 00:07:53,857 we can use to defeat him? 191 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,093 Man, that's a great question. 192 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,037 Why didn't I think of that? 193 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:58,232 Um, let me think. 194 00:07:58,265 --> 00:08:01,272 Uh... 195 00:08:01,305 --> 00:08:02,608 no. 196 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,058 I need a break. 197 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,628 Anyone else want to carry this thing? 198 00:08:12,661 --> 00:08:14,198 Uh, have a name. 199 00:08:14,231 --> 00:08:17,170 Sorry, does anyone else want to carry Dorkballs here? 200 00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:19,976 - Eh, you seem fine. - Ray. Come in, Ray. You there? 201 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:24,360 How's Yucca team doing? 202 00:08:24,384 --> 00:08:26,055 Great. Well, I assume. 203 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,758 You know, they're inside a mountain. 204 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:29,963 There's not, like, a whole bunch of reception in there. 205 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:31,766 So while Zara and I scout the target, 206 00:08:31,799 --> 00:08:33,169 you're not doing anything? 207 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:34,906 Uh, reductive. 208 00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:36,852 But the whole reason we're doing the mission today 209 00:08:36,876 --> 00:08:38,312 is 'cause they're having a party, 210 00:08:38,345 --> 00:08:40,985 so it should be easy to sneak downstairs. 211 00:08:41,018 --> 00:08:42,989 Plus, do you really need me monitoring 212 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,061 how many of these tech bros are looking at your yabos? 213 00:08:46,094 --> 00:08:48,099 It had better be all of them. 214 00:08:48,132 --> 00:08:50,069 Although it is making it harder to sneak away. 215 00:08:50,102 --> 00:08:51,873 Oi, shit for brains, 216 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,351 if I wanted to talk to you, I still wouldn't. 217 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:54,721 I'd go home and stick my head in a blender 218 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:55,714 for even thinking it. 219 00:08:55,747 --> 00:08:57,117 Now, fuck off. 220 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:58,261 If it'll make you feel better, 221 00:08:58,285 --> 00:09:00,089 I will do a thorough scan. 222 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,358 Nerd. Nerd. 223 00:09:01,391 --> 00:09:02,695 Dork. Geek. 224 00:09:02,728 --> 00:09:04,699 Nerd. N... uh-oh. 225 00:09:04,732 --> 00:09:05,935 - What? - Well... 226 00:09:05,968 --> 00:09:07,839 it's not great. 227 00:09:13,717 --> 00:09:15,888 So kind of a funny story. 228 00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:17,390 Ah! 229 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:18,827 Come on, Pam! 230 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,764 I said I needed a break. 231 00:09:20,797 --> 00:09:22,400 And I said you looked fine. 232 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:24,171 Why would you mislead me like that? 233 00:09:24,204 --> 00:09:25,373 Don't worry, I got it, 234 00:09:25,406 --> 00:09:27,745 'cause I think these guys are... slipping. 235 00:09:30,851 --> 00:09:32,363 We need to throw the kitchen sink at them 236 00:09:32,387 --> 00:09:34,358 or something bigger. 237 00:09:34,391 --> 00:09:36,271 Yeah, but, like, what... no, no, no, no, no, no! 238 00:09:37,865 --> 00:09:39,101 - Cyril! - What? 239 00:09:39,134 --> 00:09:40,738 Do the one thing you actually do! 240 00:09:40,771 --> 00:09:43,710 Suppressing fire! 241 00:09:43,743 --> 00:09:45,155 Wait, no, no, no. What... what are you... 242 00:09:46,415 --> 00:09:48,185 Just put me down! Come on, man! 243 00:09:48,218 --> 00:09:49,856 Why are you mad? You helped. 244 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,191 Because I'm not bulletproof. 245 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,262 I took a hit to the compressor. 246 00:09:53,295 --> 00:09:54,307 I'm useless now! 247 00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:55,901 Don't say that. 248 00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:58,005 We need you for intelligence on Other Barry. 249 00:09:58,038 --> 00:09:59,742 He doesn't know any of that. 250 00:09:59,775 --> 00:10:02,982 Oh, really? So... what are we doing? 251 00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:04,451 Well, whenever I'm at my lowest, 252 00:10:04,484 --> 00:10:06,890 I always return to one fundamental truth: 253 00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:09,394 at least I'm not Cyril. 254 00:10:09,427 --> 00:10:11,131 Hey, I just did something! 255 00:10:11,164 --> 00:10:12,868 I'd call you a one-trick pony, Cyril, 256 00:10:12,901 --> 00:10:14,438 but ponies probably have better aim. 257 00:10:14,471 --> 00:10:16,208 Uh, we really need to get going, guys. 258 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,745 Ho-ho, I see. 259 00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:19,290 We... we're just gonna stop before I can say 260 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:23,055 that ponies can't hold guns because of hooves! 261 00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:24,959 And off that devastating riposte... 262 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,495 Cyril, just grab Barry. 263 00:10:26,528 --> 00:10:28,299 Why me? 264 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:31,071 Because you're the one I can most reliably intimidate. 265 00:10:31,104 --> 00:10:33,944 I swear, one of these days, 266 00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:36,148 I will show them all. 267 00:10:36,181 --> 00:10:38,152 Yeah, I can, uh, hear you, buddy. 268 00:10:38,185 --> 00:10:39,421 Damn it. 269 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:46,836 Man, these are really substandard goons. 270 00:10:46,869 --> 00:10:49,174 I almost feel bad kicking the snot out of them. 271 00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:52,113 - Almost. - I don't get it. 272 00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:53,926 Why doesn't Other Barry just make a bunch of copies 273 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,788 of himself to use as goons? 274 00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:00,196 Uh, guys, maybe because this. 275 00:11:00,229 --> 00:11:01,942 Well, seems like this particular Barry 276 00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:03,469 doesn't play well with others. 277 00:11:03,502 --> 00:11:05,808 So he's more evil now? 278 00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:07,778 Huh, and from this equipment, it looks like 279 00:11:07,811 --> 00:11:09,782 he's experimenting with nanobots. 280 00:11:09,815 --> 00:11:11,185 Ugh, I hate nanobots. 281 00:11:11,218 --> 00:11:12,955 - Why? - Too small. 282 00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:14,792 Guys, can you give me a sec? 283 00:11:14,825 --> 00:11:16,228 Yeah, no, yeah. Take your time. 284 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:17,932 I'd rather not be part of the group. 285 00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:19,969 Hey, I didn't make you into a fridge. 286 00:11:20,002 --> 00:11:21,806 Did you make yourself into a bitch? 287 00:11:21,839 --> 00:11:23,376 - Wow. - I'm sorry. 288 00:11:23,409 --> 00:11:26,382 I'm just upset that I'm stuck in this situation. 289 00:11:26,415 --> 00:11:29,087 Just not feeling super useful, you know? 290 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,390 I know what you mean. 291 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,826 I've been, uh... 292 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,229 I'm a fridge, not a therapy couch. 293 00:11:33,262 --> 00:11:35,133 Why don't you skip another leg day, 294 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,870 then try to pick me up? 295 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,512 So why don't you skip another leg day, 296 00:11:41,546 --> 00:11:42,882 then try to pick me up? 297 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:44,151 Now, fuck off. 298 00:11:45,453 --> 00:11:47,558 Zara, we're kind of trying to blend in here. 299 00:11:47,591 --> 00:11:48,960 Wouldn't rejecting these nerds 300 00:11:48,993 --> 00:11:50,238 be the kind of thing they're used to? 301 00:11:50,262 --> 00:11:51,507 Bunch of rich pricks with wallets 302 00:11:51,531 --> 00:11:52,968 where their cocks should be. 303 00:11:53,001 --> 00:11:55,039 Uh, what's going on with you? 304 00:11:55,072 --> 00:11:57,043 Nothing. Why are you being weird? 305 00:11:58,345 --> 00:11:59,916 We've got an opening. Let's go. 306 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,030 Damn it, those two bogies are on your tail. 307 00:12:07,063 --> 00:12:08,900 How is that possible? 308 00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:10,278 How could Barry have known we were coming? 309 00:12:10,302 --> 00:12:12,006 I don't know, maybe he was detecting 310 00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:13,577 your weird mood swings from space. 311 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,246 Right? 312 00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:17,918 I was right. 313 00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:20,991 It was a laser matrix. 314 00:12:21,024 --> 00:12:23,029 Nice, we can get reception here. 315 00:12:23,062 --> 00:12:24,866 Ray, are they in position for the power cut? 316 00:12:24,899 --> 00:12:26,010 We need to place these detonators, 317 00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,607 and the laser matrix is still up. 318 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,152 What? You're already in position? 319 00:12:30,176 --> 00:12:32,213 Uh, at the time we said, yes. 320 00:12:32,246 --> 00:12:34,051 You sure your watch isn't fast? 321 00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,429 Ray, this watch could survive a fall 322 00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:37,023 from the Empire State Building 323 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,468 and still get me to three tightly scheduled 324 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,163 group sex opportunities. 325 00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:41,933 And I know that because I've done it. 326 00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:42,968 What is going on? 327 00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:44,113 Wait, was one of them on top 328 00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:45,440 of the Empire State Building? 329 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,652 - Ray. - You know what? 330 00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:48,154 Let me patch you through. 331 00:12:48,178 --> 00:12:49,882 Lana, what the hell is going on? 332 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,926 Oh, God, stairs. 333 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,297 Ah! 334 00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:58,576 What did... what did you do to me? 335 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,936 Nanobots. 336 00:13:01,404 --> 00:13:03,442 Jeez, you guys were just talking about this. 337 00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:05,046 Friggin' pay attention. 338 00:13:05,079 --> 00:13:07,350 Hold up. Why do you have a fridge? 339 00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:09,054 Oh, gross! 340 00:13:09,087 --> 00:13:10,523 Hard-boiled eggs without a cover. 341 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,928 What sort of person does that? 342 00:13:12,961 --> 00:13:16,201 Now I really am glad I'm wiping out humanity. 343 00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:17,972 Well, you must've done something. 344 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,143 Otherwise, how would they know we'd be here? 345 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,913 How do I know? Just fix it! 346 00:13:21,946 --> 00:13:24,184 - So what? We just wait, then? - I guess. 347 00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:26,990 I was all worked up for some kind of evil death robot fight. 348 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,960 Yeah, I mean, I brought all this cool stuff. 349 00:13:28,993 --> 00:13:33,002 Got circuit neutralizers, handheld mini-EMPs, and this... 350 00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:34,972 oh, that's for something else. 351 00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:36,517 Where have you been? And where's Barry? 352 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,345 Guys, watch out! 353 00:13:38,378 --> 00:13:40,016 Watch out for what? 354 00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:42,086 You chose now to grow a spine? 355 00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:44,024 I didn't grow one. I swear. 356 00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:48,432 Ow! Hey, I'm not a get-punched person. 357 00:13:48,465 --> 00:13:49,635 That's you guys. 358 00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:51,639 Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 359 00:13:51,672 --> 00:13:54,679 Cyril, if you don't stop this shit right now, 360 00:13:54,712 --> 00:13:58,285 I will rip off your ears and staple them over your eyes. 361 00:13:58,318 --> 00:14:00,490 Ah! 362 00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:02,393 It's not my fault! I got nanobotted! 363 00:14:03,696 --> 00:14:05,667 Yeah, and guess what. 364 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,539 Oh, it's... I guess it's just what he said. 365 00:14:16,154 --> 00:14:17,524 We ready? Everyone locked down? 366 00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:19,227 Yep, we're all set. 367 00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,463 Great. 368 00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:23,235 Listen, I really appreciate your work. 369 00:14:23,268 --> 00:14:26,609 Unfortunately, I'm going to have to let you all go. 370 00:14:26,642 --> 00:14:28,445 God damn it. 371 00:14:28,478 --> 00:14:30,082 I know. I know. 372 00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:31,351 Nothing harder than this. 373 00:14:31,384 --> 00:14:32,655 You'll get severance. 374 00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,559 And if you need a letter of recommendation... 375 00:14:34,592 --> 00:14:36,195 yeah, I'm not doing any of that. 376 00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:37,631 OK, let's start the show. 377 00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:40,403 And now I give you... 378 00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:44,177 the big plan. 379 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:46,448 Since when did you develop a penchant for theater? 380 00:14:46,481 --> 00:14:49,120 Oh, I don't know, since Aristophanes? 381 00:14:49,153 --> 00:14:51,124 Humanity is wasted on humans. 382 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:54,732 What is a robot? 383 00:14:54,765 --> 00:14:56,669 Well, to answer that, we might have to ask, 384 00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:58,172 what is a person? 385 00:14:58,205 --> 00:15:00,443 I was born on a cold winter night in January, 386 00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:02,347 squalling, red-faced, 387 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:05,621 spat out into the world I didn't understand. 388 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,023 - Oh, my God. - What? 389 00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:09,027 He's doing a one-man show. 390 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:11,431 Oh, God. Can't he just kill us? 391 00:15:11,464 --> 00:15:14,170 Could really use a power cut right about now, 392 00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:16,074 he said to the air. 393 00:15:16,107 --> 00:15:18,045 We are working on it! 394 00:15:18,078 --> 00:15:20,316 Why are you dicks working for Barry? 395 00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:22,153 You know he's just gonna kill us all! 396 00:15:22,186 --> 00:15:23,557 I don't know who that is, lady. 397 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,092 We just want Zara. 398 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,261 She knows why. 399 00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:27,698 Care to explain? 400 00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:31,606 Well, that's a complicated question, but... no. 401 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,044 So by injecting nanobots into people, 402 00:15:34,077 --> 00:15:35,747 I can control their actions 403 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,785 while leaving their consciousness intact, 404 00:15:37,818 --> 00:15:40,423 making the result even more horrific. 405 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:43,195 - It is quite awful. - Shut up. No interrupting. 406 00:15:43,228 --> 00:15:44,765 Now, uh, pretend to be a pigeon. 407 00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:48,439 Now he's got a limp. 408 00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:50,509 Uh-oh, and he's trying to play basketball. 409 00:15:52,547 --> 00:15:55,386 Sorry, that was pretty funny. 410 00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:58,425 Wait, your plan is to inject every person on Earth? 411 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,762 That's a terrible plan. 412 00:15:59,795 --> 00:16:01,498 I mean, think of the time commitment. 413 00:16:01,531 --> 00:16:03,302 That's why it's not the plan, dingus. 414 00:16:04,638 --> 00:16:06,475 Cool! 415 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:09,481 I mean, this is terrible and all, but game respect game. 416 00:16:09,514 --> 00:16:11,586 Where did you get that curtain? 417 00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:14,357 Uh, regional theater in, uh, Tallahassee. 418 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,297 Just retired math teacher smell all over it. 419 00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,534 Anyway, I'll... I'll drill down to the water table 420 00:16:19,568 --> 00:16:21,538 and put these in the water supply. 421 00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:23,442 Should be able to get to most of Las Vegas 422 00:16:23,475 --> 00:16:25,479 before anyone figures out what's going on. 423 00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:28,519 And then I'll have my army to nanobot the world. 424 00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:30,423 What's the radioactive waste for? 425 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,260 Oh, it just helps. 426 00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:33,830 Look, I may have come to America 427 00:16:33,863 --> 00:16:36,234 to avoid some rather significant gambling debts. 428 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,738 That's not enough for them to... 429 00:16:37,771 --> 00:16:39,216 And then I tried to assassinate the head 430 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,509 of the gambling syndicate. 431 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,822 And I heard they figured out where I was, 432 00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:44,084 which is why I've been a bit edgy. 433 00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:45,319 Who the hell are you? 434 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,725 I am great at holding it together at work. 435 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,227 Fantastic, in fact. 436 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,631 Maybe the best ever. 437 00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,299 Not the time! 438 00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:56,876 But do I maybe have a few impulse control problems? Yes! 439 00:16:56,909 --> 00:16:59,214 Was I a poor scholarship kid at a posh school, 440 00:16:59,247 --> 00:17:00,717 so now I hate rich people 441 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,888 and tend to use violence when they cross me? 442 00:17:06,294 --> 00:17:08,232 But I am working on it! 443 00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:09,902 How hard? 444 00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:12,340 Damn it, I have to do something. 445 00:17:12,373 --> 00:17:15,179 The only part of me that moves is... wait a second. 446 00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:18,485 Nice self-talk revelation, Barry. 447 00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:19,822 You're doing it! 448 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,327 All right, let's get this party started. 449 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,830 What the... a PIN? 450 00:17:23,863 --> 00:17:25,466 I didn't create a PIN. 451 00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:26,477 God damn it. 452 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:27,512 Krieger, do you have something 453 00:17:27,536 --> 00:17:28,539 that could get me out? 454 00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:29,875 Nah, I don't think so, sorry. 455 00:17:29,908 --> 00:17:31,211 Ooh, wait, do you mean something 456 00:17:31,244 --> 00:17:33,315 like a directed acid cutter? 457 00:17:33,348 --> 00:17:35,286 Uh, yeah. Exactly that. 458 00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:36,330 How did you not bring that up? 459 00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:37,725 You know I'm an introvert! 460 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,427 Be careful! 461 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,797 It's single-use only. 462 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,601 Hey, Josh, what's up, man? 463 00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,572 You didn't happen to put a PIN screen 464 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,274 into the mega-drill, did you? 465 00:17:46,307 --> 00:17:47,343 No, no, no, I agree. 466 00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,147 Security is important. 467 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,784 But what is the number? 468 00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:52,387 Hey, man, maybe I should do this. 469 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,923 Feels like you don't really want to. 470 00:17:53,956 --> 00:17:57,163 I don't, but if someone's gonna die at Other Barry's hands, 471 00:17:57,196 --> 00:17:59,401 it should be me. 472 00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:01,271 Uh, well, that's not very trusting. 473 00:18:01,304 --> 00:18:03,710 So transferring your severance now. 474 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:06,649 Yeah, I'm very hurt by this, all right? 475 00:18:06,682 --> 00:18:08,394 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 476 00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:09,955 Well, it's a tough business. 477 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,859 OK, goodbye. Yeah, I said goodbye. 478 00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:14,565 What is that sound? 479 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:16,636 Oh! 480 00:18:16,669 --> 00:18:18,238 Yes, this is still metal. 481 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,416 Seriously, I'm worried about you. 482 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,644 You can't win. 483 00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:22,313 Is your brain just all wacked out 484 00:18:22,346 --> 00:18:24,426 from all those other times I beat the shit out of you? 485 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:27,190 I don't need a robot's help to have a messed-up brain, 486 00:18:27,223 --> 00:18:28,258 all right? 487 00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:33,870 Yeah, but maybe I'm just a giver, you know? 488 00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:35,406 You should have told us! 489 00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:36,609 Well, I'm telling you now. 490 00:18:36,642 --> 00:18:38,846 I'm not very trusting. 491 00:18:39,648 --> 00:18:42,353 Well, let's work on that. Run in that direction. 492 00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:43,590 And then what? 493 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,459 And what would you learn if I told you? 494 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,298 I would learn if I should trust you. 495 00:18:48,331 --> 00:18:49,735 Take your time. But you know what? 496 00:18:49,768 --> 00:18:52,641 I-I feel like we need to up the ceremony here. 497 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,244 Cyril, dance. 498 00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,947 Dance like you've never danced before. 499 00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:00,489 No, no, uh... 500 00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,995 I was hoping something more with high kicks, maybe? 501 00:19:03,028 --> 00:19:04,865 This is humiliating. 502 00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:06,845 Well, at least you have experience with that. 503 00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:09,007 You know, you can reference your entire life. 504 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,579 Hey, only we get to make fun of Cyril. 505 00:19:11,612 --> 00:19:14,785 Yeah, and it's the key to our solidarity for some reason. 506 00:19:14,818 --> 00:19:16,354 Aw, thanks, guys. 507 00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:40,503 What is that sound? 508 00:19:40,536 --> 00:19:42,406 Ah! 509 00:19:42,439 --> 00:19:44,377 Yeah, go get him, Aunt Gerty! 510 00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:51,291 Well, that was cute, but now I'm going to kill you. 511 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,497 Fine, but if I die, let's remember that I was right. 512 00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:01,444 God, seriously, what is that sound? 513 00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,515 Die, you schizophrenic son of a bitch! 514 00:20:05,085 --> 00:20:07,523 - Ah! - Thanks, Lana. You were... 515 00:20:07,557 --> 00:20:09,060 Shut up and attach the disruptor! 516 00:20:11,331 --> 00:20:12,701 Here's Barry. 517 00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:14,070 Seriously? 518 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:16,474 You tried to kill me with a fridge? 519 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,548 I'm a goddamn technological marvel. 520 00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:22,621 - Yeah! - Yeah! 521 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,057 Go, Fridge Barry, go! 522 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:44,097 Ah, you got a real pickle on your hands, huh, Archer? 523 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:46,468 You kill me, you're gonna kill your little buddy. 524 00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:47,571 So what are you gonna do? 525 00:20:47,604 --> 00:20:48,573 Oh, shut up. 526 00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,494 Barry? 527 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:00,864 Barry, are you still here? 528 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,811 Just kidding! 529 00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:09,080 I'm still here, yes. 530 00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:10,817 - All right! - Yes, Barry! 531 00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,621 Wait, we could've just taken this off 532 00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:14,792 and not carried that goddamn fridge around? 533 00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:16,696 Welp, best not to think about it. 534 00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:17,773 Great work, everyone. 535 00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,467 Even if the only thing you did 536 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,672 was eat popcorn this whole time. 537 00:21:21,705 --> 00:21:23,542 That is not true, 538 00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:25,547 because at one point, I ran out. 539 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:28,085 And hey, I know it was hard to say that back there, 540 00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:29,888 but we all have our crap. 541 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,892 And honestly, that's how we stick together. 542 00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:33,596 By mercilessly mocking each other 543 00:21:33,629 --> 00:21:35,532 in increasingly hurtful ways? 544 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,002 Yeah. See, you get it. 545 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:42,681 - Thanks, Krieger. - Yup, yup, yup. 546 00:21:42,714 --> 00:21:44,618 By the way, there are literally millions 547 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:48,660 of tiny dead robots floating around in you right now, so... 548 00:21:48,693 --> 00:21:50,429 drink lots of fluids? 549 00:21:50,462 --> 00:21:52,133 Um, I do have a question. 550 00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:54,939 You and Other Barry have, like, died before. 551 00:21:54,972 --> 00:21:56,842 Yeah, that's true. 552 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,846 So other than this fridge thing, 553 00:21:58,879 --> 00:22:00,817 who keeps bringing you guys back? 554 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:01,986 I don't know. 555 00:22:02,019 --> 00:22:04,591 I just know that I woke up me again, 556 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,196 which must mean I'm saved somewhere 557 00:22:07,229 --> 00:22:10,169 by someone or something, 558 00:22:10,202 --> 00:22:12,073 maybe some artificial intelligence 559 00:22:12,106 --> 00:22:14,177 aspiring to godhood. 560 00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:15,981 Robots aren't supposed to dream, 561 00:22:16,014 --> 00:22:17,851 but sometimes when I'm recharging, 562 00:22:17,884 --> 00:22:20,522 in a ghostly vision, I see myself coming back 563 00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,594 over and over again, 564 00:22:22,627 --> 00:22:24,430 eternally recurring until this... 565 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:27,571 presence summons us both, 566 00:22:27,604 --> 00:22:28,840 Barry and Other Barry, 567 00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:30,610 at the end of the world. 568 00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:34,685 And we battle to either destroy humanity or to save it. 569 00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:38,660 And in that dream, all I can hear ringing in my ears 570 00:22:38,693 --> 00:22:41,231 is the mocking laughter of that... 571 00:22:42,634 --> 00:22:44,738 that being. 572 00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:50,550 Or, you know, could just be some dude. 573 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:12,794 Made in Georgia.