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<i>♪ I got the big beat ♪</i>

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<i>My name's Pat
Cassidy.</i> I'm a runner.

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<i>I used to be normal.</i>
Now I own a neon vest.

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<i>My toenails are dead,</i>
dying or just plain gone.

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<i>And sometimes</i> I
grease my nipples.

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<i>Tomorrow, I'm running</i>
my first marathon.

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Woo-hoo-hoo!

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Nice outfit, jerkoff!

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<i>26.2 miles.</i> Ugh,
how did I get here?

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<i>And can you see my
junk</i> in these shorts?

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<i>All good questions.</i>

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- Oh!
- Wake the fuck up.

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Good morning.

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The farting goat!

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It's a farting goat!

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Oh, my God.

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- Later, Pat.
- I love you.

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Love you.

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- Mwah.
- Mwah.

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<i>♪ Party people</i> in
the place to be ♪

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<i>♪ It's about that time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, uh-huh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, what you know about... ♪</i>

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Whoo.

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I covered you at the client
dinner last night, Pat.

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We signed them.

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Oh, right. Thanks.
Totally spaced.

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No worries. I actually...
I was able to reschedule

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- my ultrasound, so...
- Perfect.

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Yeah. Can you send over the
deal memo, though, like asap?

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- On it.
- Thank you.

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"Farting... goat...

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long version..."

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Hey, Pat.

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Hi, Olivia.

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- How was date night?
- Uh, Pat had to work late.

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- You Pat or girlfriend Pat?
- Girlfriend Pat.

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I never refer to myself in
the third person or work late.

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You should know that about me.

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Work-life balance
is so important.

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What do you want, Olivia?

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Okay, so you know how sad it is
that some dogs don't have homes?

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- You hate animals.
- Okay, yeah, but that's why

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I'm raising money to get those
stinky mongrels off the street

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by running a half marathon
in gay Paris, baby.

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Gimme money, gimme money.

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So you want me to pay
for your vacation?

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<i>Oui, oui</i>. If I raise enough
cash the charity will pay for

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my hotel, aka Chez Nasty,
'cause you know those fit freaks

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are gonna be all hopped up on
endorphins and lookin' to bone.

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Sure, yeah. I'll help pay for
Chez Nasty. Send me the link.

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But only because I
love that money dance.

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<i>♪ Gimme money,
mm</i> Gimme money ♪

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- That's good.
- <i>Hola, amigos</i>!

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Hey, Spencer.

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- Tight outfit.
- Thanks very much.

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I mean, it's a little
embarrassing because, uh,

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well, the rainbow
motto was last weekend,

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and it's just a barefoot
10K through swampland,

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climbing ropes and
solving puzzles,

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but I'm doing the
zero waste thing,

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so I haven't washed these
puppies. I smell good.

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I bet you do.

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Yeah, There's definitely
a smell. 10K? Damn.

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- What is that? Like, 2 miles?
- Closer to 6.2 exactly.

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But I double back for
teammates, so who really knows?

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Yeah, no way to
keep track of that.

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Well, the chalk really
brings out the definition

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- in your quads, so...
- Thank you, Olivia.

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I mean, what about you?
What do you do, like,

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100 burpees before breakfast?

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Who's your trainer?
Michelangelo?

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Don't think you're allowed
to say that in an office.

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- He can.
- Later, Olive Oyl.

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Mm-hmm.

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All right. Well, this was
awesome. Thanks for stopping by.

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You gotta recycle your
knick-knacks, paddywhack.

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We've only got one Mother Earth.

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And where I come from,
every day is Mother's Day.

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We good?

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Oh... Yeah.

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- We good.
- Boom.

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Jesus. Dude.

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Yo, Dave!

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What's up, baby?

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Oh, you know, just living my
life a quarter mile at a time.

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Ha ha, my man! Speaking of,
there's a <i>Tokyo Drift</i> matinee

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Sunday at the Avalon. You in?

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Perfect. Pat's
working this weekend.

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- I'll grab us seats.
<i>- Great.</i>

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Get a real job, meter maid!

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Why don't you get a real
car, Uncle Phil? Huh?

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How you fit Carlton, Ashley
and Will in this motherfucker?

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Who you flexin' at, huh?

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Yeah, take your
ticket and go on.

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Pay more attention to the signs
in your community, jackass!

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Hey, Pataroni Pizza!

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Liz wants to see
us in her office.

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Great. One sec. Gotta
run. Boss wants to chat,

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but thanks for grabbing tickets.
Set for Sunday, friendo.

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Hey, I don't have friends.

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- I got family!
- I got family!

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First off, TGIF.

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TGIF! TGIF! Yeah! Yeah, yeah!

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- To you as well.
- I'm gonna get right to it.

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I spoke to corporate today and
they are relocating me to NYC

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to be the new SVP
of national HQ.

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- Congratulations! All right!
- I'm very happy for you.

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Thank you. But now I need
to name a replacement

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for head of sales.

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And I'm stuck between two
rock stars and a hard place.

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But I thought long
and hard about it.

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Pat...

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Spencer's getting the promotion.

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- What?
- Oh, Pat!

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Don't forget, you two have
client drinks tonight.

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Big ad buy on the table.

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I know I can count
on you, Spence.

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Uh, I'm sorry. Why
am I even here?

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Spencer, do you mind
giving us a second?

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No. Sure thing, Boss.

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I'm good. Thanks.

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Pat, I understand how
this could be difficult

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seeing how Spencer
used to report to you.

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But I want you to know
that you are a valuable...

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Uh, screw it. Uh, I cannot
stand working with you.

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- Oh.
- Whoo, that felt so good

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to get off my chest.
Yeah, Pat, I mean, gah,

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you are a mediocre
employee at best.

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You're generally going nowhere.

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And your career
path is like this.

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Do you understand what this is?

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Yeah. No, I get it. I think
I understand. Thank you.

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Yeah. No heart. No
commitment. All fuck-up.

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Hmm, I feel like you don't
need to tell me that.

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I wanted to fire you
today. I really did.

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But then I got promoted.

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And now you're
Spencer's problem. Ha!

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Look, Pat, if you want to keep
this job, here's some advice

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from a woman who
could not care less.

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Land this deal
tonight. Capiche?

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I capiche.

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Hmm. Oh, yeah. Get
it, yeah. Get it.

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Yeah, get it. Hmm. Oh, yeah.

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Pat!

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Hey, Patio Furniture. I
just wanna let you know

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that my promotion
doesn't change anything.

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You're still my brother, bro.

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Actually, it directly changes
everything between us.

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- You're my boss now.
- No, we're family.

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And every day is Thanksgiving.
I love you, Squanto.

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I'm not comfortable
with that nickname.

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Knew it was bad when
it left my lips.

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Let's just go in there
and lock this deal down.

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That's my guy. And it won't take
long because I just matched with

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the girl who wants
to meet at midnight.

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So don't wanna turn into a
pumpkin, Patajowea. Ah, ah.

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Thought I stumbled on to one.
All right, let's go sling some

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- ads like the old days, okay?
- Yeah.

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Remember, absolutely
nothing has changed.

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Hi! Spencer Duley, senior
manager of sales at Aardvark.

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Hey, Rita Green.
Green Built Energy.

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And this is my second in
command. Oh, hey, Pat Cassidy.

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There you are, buddy.

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Hi... Whoa. We got
ourselves a wet noodle here.

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No, thank you.

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- Sorry, sorry. I'm Pat.
- Hi.

168
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- Let's sit!
- Yeah, great.

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I'm not sorry that I am Pat. I'm
just sorry about the handshake.

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So that is Aardvark. It is a
peer-to-peer money lending app,

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but the money in your
account earns interest.

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And that's a whole
lot of cheddar.

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Child of the 90s.

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I'm just trying.
I'm just having fun.

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See all this prime ad
space? This could all say

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Green Built Energy.

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So are you ready to unleash
your money with Aardvark?

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Look, I like it, but I try
to focus our advertising on

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platforms that I have a personal
connection with, you know?

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Oh, Hondo P. Yeah, it's all
about personal connections.

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I mean, just the other
day I was with my squad

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doing a training run for
the Sweet Peach Marathon.

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What? I'm running
the Sweet Peach.

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What? Ah!

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What? Ah!

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- Pat, do you run?
- Nah, it's kind of boring.

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Yeah. You know, Pat's
more of an indoor cat.

188
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He's the perfect sidekick.

189
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The number one number
two of all time.

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I mean, if I have to do a
quick tempo run at lunch...

191
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I get it.

192
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I know that Pat is gonna
be holding down his desk

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going nowhere.

194
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<i>Pat,</i> you're going nowhere.

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- Yeah, I'm running the marathon.
- What?

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-Well, I thought... Sorry, didn't
you just say you don't run?

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I did say I don't run
previously, but I do run now

198
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because I just signed up for
the Sweet Peach Marathon.

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Well, that's amazing. Open
registration closed months ago.

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So you must be
running for charity!

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- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I am.
- Yeah.

202
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What charity?

203
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- Cancer.
- Cancer? Awesome!

204
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Which organization? Susan
G. Komen, Mediviver,

205
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- Breastfeet Forward?
- Breastfeet Forward.

206
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What? No way! Me
too! Look! Look!

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- Yeah, that's the one.
- Oh, I love breast cancer!

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I'm doing the prostate.
All good causes!

209
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:06,131
- Yes!
- Yeah!

210
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:09,467
Hell yeah! Oh!

211
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:13,838
Pat, you gotta come on our
next team run. They are so fun.

212
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,374
- Nah, I'm good.
- Oh, you gotta go!

213
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,309
You gotta.

214
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- Yeah. I gotta go.
- Sick. Tomorrow morning.

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Forsythe Park, 6:00 AM.
Gotta beat the heat.

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Kill me, kill me, kill me...

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- Hey, there he is.
- Hey.

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Hi.

219
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Wow, nice outfit.
Very fluorescent.

220
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Thank you.

221
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You'll get there.
Okay, come on.

222
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,358
Let's go meet the
rest of the team.

223
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,060
Okay.

224
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,465
Whoa! She really
loves running.

225
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,369
Hey, Kiki. This is Pat.

226
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:21,906
Oh, my gosh. New friend? It's
so nice to meet you, Pat.

227
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,709
You're serving me gym
class chic right now.

228
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Oh, thanks. I was starting to
feel like maybe I dressed wrong.

229
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,615
- Hey!
- Whoa. Hey.

230
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Harry Hays, man,
good to meet you.

231
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Yeah, you too.

232
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,854
Yeah. Welcome. Whoa.

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- What is happening?
- So they are a couple.

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It's best to just give
them a little space.

235
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Anyway, I wanted to ask you,
how did you get into this great

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- sport of running, huh?
- Oh, you know...

237
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Oh! Running is a sport
together. Really.

238
00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,634
Running is for children and
people who can't hold their pee.

239
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:51,169
You want a real sport?

240
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,505
Try race walking. That's
a real sport right there.

241
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,306
Heel, toe. Heel, toe, heel, toe.

242
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,708
Your feet never
leave the ground.

243
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,443
That's a real thrill!
All right, baby?

244
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:03,114
Save it, Harry. No one
cares about your fake sport.

245
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,617
Why should I learn
how to run slow?

246
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:10,221
I already know how to run slow.
I want to learn how to run fast.

247
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:13,291
Don is gonna be leading a blind
runner through the marathon.

248
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,161
The proper nomenclature
is differently abled.

249
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,196
Actually, I think blind is
okay. Or visually impaired.

250
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,966
How would you know? You
sighted son of a bitch.

251
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,635
I think it's just...

252
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,770
Babe, you forget your password
again? It's all fives.

253
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,606
No, I know my password. It's
just this Breastfeet Forward app

254
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:31,042
is driving me crazy. My sister's
been trying to make a donation

255
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,044
for the last hour. And
it keeps crashing on her.

256
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,980
You know what? Maybe it's
time to unleash your Aardvark.

257
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,248
What the fuck did you say to me?

258
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,150
- No. Sorry.
- You wanna see my dick?

259
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,618
What? No, I don't
know. It's Aardvark.

260
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,520
It's the money transfer app
I work for. I could set up

261
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:46,057
an account for our donations,
and since it earns interest,

262
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,226
it's just a way to put all
our fundraising on autopilot.

263
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:51,162
And that's a whole lot
of... It's more money.

264
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,031
- Dick?
- No, it's just more money.

265
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,266
Well, I love using
tech to get an edge.

266
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,569
Pat, I proudly
appoint you treasurer

267
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:01,339
of Team Breastfeet Forward.
Okay, let's get a move on.

268
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,174
- More responsibility.
- See you in a minute.

269
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,477
- Congrats.
- Thank you.

270
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,013
<i>Baby, this dude
tried</i> to see my aardvark.

271
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:12,083
Hey, hold up. Hold,
hold. Let's move.

272
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,620
- Coming through, meatball.
- Oh. Ouch.

273
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,325
Shit.

274
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:25,097
And away we go.

275
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,640
Where am I?

276
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,109
We're in the hospital.
You hit me with your car.

277
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,445
And then you fainted.

278
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,813
Ah.

279
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,948
- Hello, Mr. Cassidy?
- Yeah, right here.

280
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:47,418
I'm Mr. Cassidy.

281
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,221
Uh, you...

282
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,192
He probably has a concussion
or he's senile. We'll see.

283
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,461
- Anyway, hi, Pat.
- Hi.

284
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,063
- Hey, Rita.
- Hi, Julie. Sorry, Dr. Hall.

285
00:14:59,064 --> 00:14:59,999
We missed you on the
run this morning.

286
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,566
We missed you on the
run this morning.

287
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,034
- Julie's on our team, too.
- It's true. I was bummed when

288
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,502
I had to cover this shift,

289
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,938
but now I feel like
I didn't miss much.

290
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:11,010
Glad I could help. Am I dying?

291
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,511
Yes.

292
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,947
Wait. Really?

293
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,849
No, you're fine.

294
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,485
No, you're fine. You're fine.

295
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:21,719
She got you so good!

296
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,622
Your testosterone is low.
Abdominal fat is high.

297
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,090
Why'd they test for that?

298
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,059
But no broken bones or internal
bleeding, so you can go.

299
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,394
- Great.
- Well, no, I'm sorry.

300
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,429
I got hit by a car. It hurts.

301
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,265
Oh, I bet it hurts.
Cars are made of metal.

302
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,067
- Right.
- Maybe next time you're running,

303
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,102
try listening to your
headphones at a moderate level.

304
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,837
- That's a real rookie move.
- Yeah.

305
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:43,441
Oh, God. So it's my fault?
Um, well, okay. I'm sorry.

306
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,977
Could I just... Could
I get some drugs maybe?

307
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,612
Oh, I've got just the thing.

308
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,416
We're going to go with one
pair of real running shoes.

309
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,918
- That's not what I meant.
- Multiple athletic shirts.

310
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:55,153
That's not pills.

311
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,855
- And modern shorts.
- You're confused.

312
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,191
See you two at
the next team run.

313
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:03,962
Okay. I'll just
leave with nothing.

314
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:10,368
Dude, running sucks. I
ran one time. It sucked.

315
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:13,137
Yeah, you're not wrong. At
least it's for a good cause.

316
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,674
- What's the cause?
- Keeping my job.

317
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,042
I meant what cancer?

318
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,610
Isn't there only
one kind of cancer?

319
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,213
And it just shows up in
different parts of your body?

320
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,482
That sounds entirely
wrong. I'm not a scientist,

321
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,352
but I'm sure the scientists
are just sharing notes.

322
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,387
Yeah, like peer reviews and
shit, and it's all on one

323
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,156
big health database. I
mean, it's gotta be illegal

324
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,558
to not share cancer
notes, right?

325
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:34,992
Mm-hmm. And if they
don't share it,

326
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,394
they violating the hippo laws.

327
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,495
Exactly.

328
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,097
So this is all just
to impress a client?

329
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:43,267
Yep. And I gotta practice
almost every morning.

330
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,370
- It's nice knowing you.
- What are you talking about?

331
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,904
You still down for <i>Tokyo
Drift</i> in the morning?

332
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:50,308
Shit! Stop it. You know I
don't even like running, man.

333
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,776
I'm just doing it to
win this stupid account,

334
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,745
and get Spencer off my ass.
And then we'll be right back

335
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:57,849
to breakfast burritos
and B-movie matinees.

336
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,052
- B movies?
- Oh, no, I...

337
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,588
Look, I didn't mean
it like that, man.

338
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:08,826
Patrick, have you been watching
<i>Fast and Furious</i> ironically?

339
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:13,131
No, man. I mean, like, I think
they're good, but not like...

340
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,067
good-good.

341
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:19,571
I don't even know who
you are anymore, dawg.

342
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,607
I think you should
probably leave.

343
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,308
Dave, come on, man.

344
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,277
I don't have friends.

345
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:30,382
Right now, I don't either.

346
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,920
- You wanna watch <i>Fast Five</i>?
- Yay! And eat pizza bagels?

347
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,321
<i>He said he was
fine</i> when I left,

348
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,991
<i>but I've just never seen
Dave</i> so upset, you know?

349
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,259
<i>Yeah, I know.</i>

350
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,794
I wish I never joined
this stupid running team

351
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,129
- in the first place.
- Totally.

352
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,198
Maybe I should just quit
the team, quit my job

353
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:51,869
- and do what I love.
- Hmm. I know.

354
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,238
Like, you know, doing bath salts

355
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,307
just to see what all
the fuss is about.

356
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,176
Follow your bliss.

357
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,410
- Pat.
- Huh?

358
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,745
I'm trying to sort
some stuff out here.

359
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,113
And I feel like you're
being completely distant.

360
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,314
I mean, come on.
I need your help.

361
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,682
What should I do?

362
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,684
Well, I mean, it's not
like you have any hobbies

363
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,620
or anything you're
really interested in,

364
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:14,425
so I guess I'm just wondering,
like, what would you do?

365
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,228
I have hobbies. I drive.

366
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,729
- That's not a hobby.
- What does that even mean?

367
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,264
We're adults. What
are your hobbies?

368
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,367
Book club, yoga, trading crypto.

369
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,136
When did you join a book club?

370
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:28,239
No one reads <i>Infinite
Jest</i> for fun, Pat.

371
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,440
Pat, why am I being yelled at?

372
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,942
I'm the one who
got hit by a car.

373
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,810
You got hit by a car?

374
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,445
<i>He's expected
to recover fully</i>

375
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,881
<i>and should be able to help</i>
police with information.

376
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,417
<i>And which healthy habit</i>
might be killing you?

377
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,985
<i>Tonight at 11:00.</i>

378
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:12,416
<i>♪ You worked all day</i>
Not a comfortable life ♪

379
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,887
<i>♪ Nine-to-five job</i>
with no end in sight ♪

380
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,790
<i>♪ Hit the ground running</i>
and don't back down ♪

381
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:23,194
<i>♪ Make a commitment</i>
Turn it around ♪

382
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,129
<i>♪ You're the best ♪</i>

383
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,031
<i>♪ You're the bomb ♪</i>

384
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:31,503
<i>♪ You're awesome</i> Yeah, yeah ♪

385
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:36,407
Rita, I gotta say, I think
you're going to just love the

386
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:40,077
Aardvark interface. The
ads are finna to pop off.

387
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,780
Thank you, Pat. But, you
know, I get pitched all week,

388
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,416
so I kind of use these
runs to disconnect.

389
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,519
- But I love the hustle, though.
- You got it.

390
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,523
Get your run on. You go, girl.

391
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:55,860
- How you holdin' up, rook?
- I've been better.

392
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,999
My feet are really achy. I'm
chafing pretty bad all over.

393
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,365
My feet are really achy. I'm
chafing pretty bad all over.

394
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,367
- And my uh...
- Nipples hurt?

395
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,271
Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. Why?

396
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,741
- Oh!
- Doing all right, hun?

397
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,343
I'm gonna need to hit
the toilet up ahead.

398
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,211
Alas, the park
bathroom is closed.

399
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,413
What?

400
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,181
Drifters were
cranking it in there.

401
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,017
Okay, I guess it's
the woods for me then.

402
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,787
Wipe with a sock, okay? Dry
leaves are not your friend.

403
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,389
No, these socks, they're
state of the art.

404
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,058
- Good luck.
- Oh God...

405
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,967
Hey, you're gettin' it.
Yeah, kid. That's it.

406
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,504
Now, you're race walking.
Huh? Heel, toe, heel, toe.

407
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,474
Okay. I'm done.

408
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,377
I tell you, this thing
gets so deep in the hip,

409
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,814
you want to at least
propose to it. You know?

410
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,053
How was the rest of your
run, rook? How're feelin'?

411
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:58,389
Everything hurts.

412
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:02,293
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

413
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,295
- What?
- What? The high beam?

414
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,430
Those are some
angry, angry nipples.

415
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,765
Is that normal?

416
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,400
All the blood went to
your nipples. It's crazy.

417
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,635
I can't stop looking.

418
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,603
They really hurt. I
can't keep my shirt on.

419
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:17,042
Ah, the wind kind of
hurts, too. Ah, yeah. Oh.

420
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:23,848
Will you look at this
Navy SEAL shit right here.

421
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,984
Oh, fuck me.

422
00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:30,655
Rita, Pat in the Hat!
What are the chances?

423
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,190
You seal the deal yet, buddy?
Just kidding. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

424
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:35,126
What are you doing
here? You animal!

425
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,895
Just training for the marathon
the only way we know how...

426
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,497
By doing a triathlon.

427
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,866
Whoa! Is
that Nitro Venom?

428
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:45,603
Didn't some Olympians
get banned for that?

429
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:49,173
Nah. Well, yeah,
but, you know,

430
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,609
the FDA says they're gonna
approve the new recipe.

431
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,612
Oh, my God! Patmandu,
are you okay?

432
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:59,116
Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks, Spencer.
Enjoy your run, bike, swim.

433
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:02,620
Hey, I was just thinking during
my 2.4 miles in the water,

434
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,389
we should put a friendly
wager on the marathon.

435
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,125
Loser pays $100 to
the winner's charity.

436
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,261
No, I'm good. I think I
know who'd win that bet.

437
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:13,064
Oh, come on, Pat.
It's all for charity.

438
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,999
Sure. A hundred
bucks? Why not?

439
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,967
I'd probably blow that money
on student loans anyway.

440
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:20,371
Terrific. Oh, you were
touching that. You know what?

441
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:21,972
Let's do a verbal handshake.

442
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:25,042
Those jelly donuts could use
some ointment glaze A-S-A-Pat.

443
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,813
- To the bikes!
- Later!

444
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:32,383
Okay, so who was that monster?

445
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,819
That's my boss.

446
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,887
He used the word "ointment"
like it's no big deal.

447
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,323
I don't even write the word
when it's medically necessary.

448
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,592
I-I hate him.

449
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:42,993
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

450
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,995
Yeah. Yeah, and he's
ugly, too, right?

451
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,833
He's got the body of,
like, a weasel or a mink.

452
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,569
All right, lobster
nips, my old track coach

453
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:54,572
owns a running store. Time
to get you some proper gear.

454
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,774
Great. He's gonna
help me with these?

455
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,443
Uh, wait, running
gear? I've got...

456
00:22:59,444 --> 00:23:01,178
I'm gonna come. I'm coming.

457
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:02,513
Oh, hey, Google.

458
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,449
Put two-ply running socks
on my shopping list.

459
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,523
Fresh rubber? Oh, heaven.

460
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,127
Whoa. It smells
like shit in here.

461
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,163
Coach B!

462
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:23,234
Julie Hall. My goodness.

463
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,435
It's been a lifetime.

464
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,537
Bring it in. Bring
it in. Bring it in.

465
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:29,340
- Ah, ah, there we go!
- Watch it, watch it!

466
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:30,641
- Bring it!
- Tying it up!

467
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:33,011
And he's still got it!

468
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:35,613
- Are you still running?
- I'm still running.

469
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:36,747
Yeah! I got the Sweet
Peach coming up.

470
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,249
How about you? How's the knee?

471
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,651
Oh, I'm chugging along. I
got this one replaced in July

472
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:44,021
like you was after me to do.
And then this one in June.

473
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:46,590
- And both hips as well.
- No kidding?

474
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,292
Yeah, running's a
hell of a sport.

475
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:49,827
Jesus Christ.

476
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:52,596
And who is this blaspheming
little hush puppy?

477
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:58,035
This is my teammate, Pat.
And he's in need of, well...

478
00:23:58,036 --> 00:24:00,938
- Everything.
- Except metal in my body.

479
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,840
Sorry. No offense.
I love your legs.

480
00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:05,109
No offense taken. Come on,
Pat. Let's get you on the rack.

481
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,143
Come on.

482
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,684
These feel good? I don't know.

483
00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,319
What are they
supposed to feel like?

484
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,620
The running part still sucks.

485
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:23,861
You obviously pronate, buddy.
And that is a neutral shoe.

486
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,596
You are begging
for shin splints.

487
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:28,399
Aiden was the finest high
school athlete in the lower 48.

488
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,168
The LeBron James of
distance running.

489
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:34,305
Til the damn hip pointer
derailed his career,

490
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,941
but he's healed up now. He's
gonna reclaim his throne.

491
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:40,878
Aiden, fetch me the A6 gel
kind in a six and a half.

492
00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:42,046
I'm a 10.

493
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:45,549
Sorry. Lost all my
rods and cones running.

494
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,651
You got potential.

495
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,321
Yeah. You gotta stop
rear foot running

496
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,557
and waving your arms around
like a flipping orangutan.

497
00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:57,595
Listen, land on your midsole

498
00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,763
and hinge your body forward

499
00:24:59,764 --> 00:25:00,000
like you're a private dancer.

500
00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,299
Like you're a private dancer.

501
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,535
Dancer for money.

502
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:08,505
<i>♪ Do what I want you to do ♪</i>

503
00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:10,675
It's getting a little intimate.

504
00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:13,310
Try not to hurt yourself
out there, El Garooge.

505
00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,181
All right. You don't
need to be such a dick.

506
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,917
I'm just trying to buy a pair
of running shoes from you.

507
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,252
Whoa! $180?

508
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,722
Better to hurt your
bankroll than your body.

509
00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:25,756
I once saw a man
break both his ankles

510
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:29,260
'cause he was wearing the wrong
trainers. That man was me.

511
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:33,063
1986, Boston Marathon, mile one.

512
00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:35,065
I still finished.

513
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,968
Oh, I love those shoes.
I wish I pronated.

514
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:40,971
Coach, do you sell pocket saws
in case I fall down a crevasse

515
00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:42,539
and have to, you know, like...

516
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,314
Aisle six.

517
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,823
No, still sore.

518
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:19,243
- Hi, friend! Happy Monday.
- Yeah.

519
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,312
- How'd it go this morning?
- Oh, good. I've been loving it.

520
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,347
It's been going really
good. I love running.

521
00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:24,748
Baloney. I talked to Rita

522
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,283
and she mentioned you
weren't on the team run.

523
00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:28,085
What's up with that?

524
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,521
Look, Spencer, I'm
sorry, man. It's a lot.

525
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:33,624
Every morning running, like,
I don't know if it's really...

526
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,493
Pat, the Green Built
deal is a major deal

527
00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:38,195
and you're an
ambassador for Aardvark,

528
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,864
so when you blow off Rita,
you blow off the deal.

529
00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:42,866
And then you blow
me off by proxy.

530
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:45,769
And I don't get blown off.

531
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,739
- I do the blowing.
- Basement flooded.

532
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:51,308
And when I blow,
things get messy.

533
00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:55,980
Well, this deal's
my top priority

534
00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:57,214
and I'll be there bright
and early tomorrow.

535
00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:59,883
No, there's a special
run this evening.

536
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:03,087
Another run today? Great.
Okay, fine. I'll be there.

537
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:05,622
All right. That's my guy.
Remember, it's all about

538
00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:08,392
personal connections,
Pat Thai with chicken.

539
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,394
- Okay. Get in here.
- Oh, no!

540
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:12,496
- Get in here!
- Oh, no.

541
00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:15,133
- Excuse me.
- Ho!

542
00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:17,801
How was that? Did you love it?

543
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:21,171
- Tell me everything.
- I can't talk about it.

544
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:36,920
Oh, look who decided to
finally dress the part.

545
00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:40,691
Hey, lookin' good, Pat!

546
00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:41,759
Yeah, thanks. I feel
like these things

547
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,127
don't really do that much.

548
00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:45,262
- It's a lot of thigh.
- Yeah. Thank you.

549
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,064
Look, I'm so sorry about
missing practice this morning.

550
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:48,766
I don't know what
happened. I just...

551
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:51,135
Relax, rook. We just
figured you took an off day.

552
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,569
Yeah, it's no biggie.
I mean, we're all here

553
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,638
because we wanna be here. And
if you want to be here too,

554
00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:56,373
- that's great.
- Bueno.

555
00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:59,309
Oh, great. Awesome.

556
00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,512
- What's with the beers?
- Lane one coming through!

557
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,414
Whoa! Jesus.

558
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:05,115
It's beer mile, baby.

559
00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:06,884
Whoo!

560
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:09,186
Uh, okay. What's beer mile?

561
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:12,356
Oh, it's a team tradition. Not
really helpful for training,

562
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:15,159
and you'll probably throw
up, but it's really fun.

563
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,994
Oh, great. Well, that
shouldn't be a problem.

564
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,896
My gag reflex was
legendary in college.

565
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,597
I was really good at the...

566
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:23,467
Oh, what's that thing called?
You know, you take two hands,

567
00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:25,469
and it's a big tube, and
you put it in your mouth

568
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:28,906
when you're like.

569
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:31,875
You know, you make that
noise just like,.

570
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,644
It's the oh, beer bong.

571
00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:35,846
- Oh.
- No, I've never done that.

572
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,848
It looks more like a dick to me.

573
00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:39,883
Um, so anyway, how do you play?

574
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:42,920
Well, you drink a beer,
then you run a lap.

575
00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:45,722
And you do that four
times. Beer mile.

576
00:28:45,723 --> 00:28:47,991
But if you puke or if
you spill your beer,

577
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,427
- you gotta take a penalty lap.
- Mm-hmm. And Rita will puke.

578
00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:53,530
Oh, one hundred percent, but
I freakin' love this night!

579
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:55,834
- Huh? Whoo!
- Let's go!

580
00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:02,373
Hey, so word to the
wise, just pace yourself.

581
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,909
Look, I may be a novice runner,
but I'm a veteran drinker.

582
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,344
Oh, nice, bruh.

583
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,312
Harry, let's do this.

584
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:12,183
All right, milers.
Take your marks.

585
00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:16,420
Get set, and while you
beer heathens are running,

586
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:20,090
I'm gonna have myself a nice
smoky glass of white zinfandel

587
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,393
from the Meadowlands
of New Jersey.

588
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,994
Start the damn race, Harry!

589
00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:26,363
Go!

590
00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:28,967
Asshole!

591
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,975
Get 'em, baby!

592
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:39,810
This is the worst thing
I've ever done in my life.

593
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,349
Fifty-six seconds!
Damn, Donny!

594
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,851
How's
it feeling, rook?

595
00:29:46,852 --> 00:29:48,319
Ugh, awful.

596
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,354
I think there's
beer in my lungs.

597
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,189
Mm, it'll get worse.

598
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:52,990
Body Check!

599
00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:56,394
<i>♪ Take on me ♪</i>

600
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,562
<i>♪ Take on me ♪</i>

601
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:03,334
<i>♪ Take me on ♪</i>

602
00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,603
I love this team!

603
00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:07,304
Jesus, Kiki.

604
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,473
- Running's a contact sport.
- No, it's not

605
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:22,486
Sweet Jesus Donny, you wanna
pay somebody for a beer mile?

606
00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:25,423
Oopsie.

607
00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:28,993
Are you okay?

608
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,029
Worry about yourself, noob.

609
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:35,466
Go, Donny! Go, Donny! 4:24!
You set the world record!

610
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,202
Yeah, I did. But keep
it off social media.

611
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:39,837
I wanna be known for my poetry.

612
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,906
<i>♪ Take on me ♪</i>

613
00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:43,173
Penalty lap! Penalty lap!
He spilled some beer!

614
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,942
Tell him he has to do a
penalty lap, I saw it!

615
00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:45,843
Oh, come on!

616
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,645
Those are the rules.

617
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,213
There was like
none left in there.

618
00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:51,582
Catch me if you can, Tom Petty!

619
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:52,483
Whoo!

620
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:53,985
Go Kiki, push!

621
00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,488
Go Kik... Yeah!!!

622
00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:02,460
Victory!

623
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,621
Really a good race. Pat,
way to push through.

624
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,668
Penalty lap, penalty beer.

625
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:13,070
Go. You got this. Oh.

626
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:18,242
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat!

627
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:20,744
Whoa. Uh-oh.

628
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:24,481
Keep it down, big
boy. Man up, baby.

629
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:35,459
That's not good.
That's not good.

630
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:46,103
Um, you're good.
No penalty lap.

631
00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:48,239
Yeah, you're good.

632
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,844
Man up. Man up.

633
00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:58,082
Okay. Okay.

634
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:01,251
Pat, Pat, Pat.

635
00:32:08,893 --> 00:32:10,227
Hey, thanks again for the ride.

636
00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:12,062
Well, that's the upside
of puking immediately.

637
00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:14,231
I'm sober enough to
drive my friends home.

638
00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:15,232
What up?

639
00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:16,767
Yeah, outside of
all the vomiting.

640
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,168
I had a lot of fun tonight.

641
00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:21,339
Yeah, runners are masochists.
Welcome to the club.

642
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:25,643
Thanks. Um, see y'all tomorrow?

643
00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:27,244
- Hell, yeah.
- Absolutely.

644
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,879
- Awesome. Goodnight.
- Goodnight!

645
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,782
- Bye, Pat!
- Later!

646
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,284
Drive safe.

647
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:38,856
Oh!

648
00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:40,391
Oh, Rita!

649
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:43,328
I'm sorry. It's the stickers.
I swear I'm not drunk.

650
00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:46,364
Sorry! I just have
to get them home.

651
00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:56,340
<i>Yes!</i>

652
00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:58,809
<i>Yes!</i>

653
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,511
Hey, babe. What you makin'?

654
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:03,313
Pat!

655
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:04,181
Spencer?

656
00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:05,382
You two know each other?

657
00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:07,251
- He's my boss.
- He's my best friend.

658
00:33:07,252 --> 00:33:08,385
Shit.

659
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,387
Wait. Were you going
down on her from behind?

660
00:33:10,388 --> 00:33:12,990
- Look, I know she's your sister.
- Sister?

661
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,359
- She's my girlfriend!
- Girlfriend?

662
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,029
But you guys look so much alike.

663
00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:21,465
- What?
- And you have the same name.

664
00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:23,867
Why would parents give
their kids the same name?

665
00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:27,004
- My sister's name is Spencer.
- Wait, your sister's name is...

666
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,439
How long has this been going on?

667
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,908
I don't know. Since
I joined book club.

668
00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:32,109
Oh, just like five minutes.

669
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:33,644
I knew book club was bullshit.

670
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:36,380
Wait, five minutes in and you're
already going down on her butt?

671
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:39,983
- Well, she ate my butt first.
- Oh, my God. Don't tell me that!

672
00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:41,151
You know, I should go.

673
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:42,986
Yeah. I think
that's a good idea.

674
00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:45,055
To the little boys room.

675
00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:46,323
Okay, man.

676
00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:48,759
Yeah, I can't risk
getting another UTI.

677
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,694
Right? Once you get one of those

678
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:55,065
you keep getting them
over and over, so uh,

679
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:55,999
where is it?

680
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:56,967
Where is it?

681
00:33:56,968 --> 00:34:00,305
- Down the hall to the right.
- I see it.

682
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:06,110
Pat, I was gonna tell you.

683
00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:09,980
I didn't know he was your boss!

684
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:12,483
No, no, no! It's my leg!

685
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:15,586
- Oh my God, what is that?
- I don't know!

686
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:19,056
Why
are you hitting me?

687
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,891
I don't know! I'm
trying to kill it!

688
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:24,128
It is me!

689
00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:27,197
Pat, don't do it! Don't
do it! Don't do it!

690
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,433
Don't resort to violence, man!

691
00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:32,136
Get off me. It's my leg.

692
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,171
Muscle spasm.
You're dehydrated.

693
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:35,873
Sister Pat, water!

694
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:37,741
Not his sister!

695
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,576
Okay. Here we go.

696
00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,080
Okay. I'm gonna stretch
you out a little bit.

697
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,214
Whoa.

698
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:45,415
This could hurt a bit.

699
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,884
Why does your dick
look like that?

700
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,753
Deep breath in. Ready?

701
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,399
- Are you okay?
- I don't wanna talk about it.

702
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,102
All right. Let me just
say this one thing.

703
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,571
I-I should have just
broken up with you

704
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:09,339
and not put you
through all that.

705
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:12,442
- I'm so, so sorry, Pat.
- Pat.

706
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:16,313
Pat, let me finish. I think that
at some point you just stopped

707
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:20,617
working at our relationship.
And I did, too.

708
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:23,020
So what, are you, like, in a
relationship with Spencer now?

709
00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:27,324
No. No, honestly, I don't
wanna date anyone right now.

710
00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:31,361
And I had no idea
he was your boss.

711
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:34,965
I mean, the way you spoke about
him, I always pictured him

712
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:40,404
much less defined, physically.

713
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:43,540
Please stop. That's
fine. That's enough.

714
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,375
Look, you don't
have to move out.

715
00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:48,011
Of course not. I mean, you're
not even on the lease, so...

716
00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:49,680
- Right?
- Right.

717
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,916
But you can take as much time
as you need to find a new place.

718
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:54,918
Thanks.

719
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:57,321
And that's fine.
You can have the...

720
00:35:57,322 --> 00:36:01,625
Bedroom? Yeah, it's my
bedroom. So.. But thank you.

721
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:04,494
- Yeah. So you can have it.
- Yeah.

722
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:08,932
- And I'll take this couch.
- Right. Couch.

723
00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:10,301
Thank you.

724
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,438
Thank you.

725
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,541
Thank you?

726
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:21,612
What are you still doing here?

727
00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:24,114
Ubers are surge
pricing right now.

728
00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:25,683
Go!

729
00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:07,624
<i>♪ Go on and take it
off</i> Take it off ♪

730
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:11,061
<i>♪ You gotta shake it
off, baby</i> for me ♪

731
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,064
<i>♪ Take it off</i> Take it off ♪

732
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,967
<i>♪ Take it off, baby, for me ♪</i>

733
00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:19,836
Hey! Mornin' Doc.

734
00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:23,307
- Whoa, someone's feeling great.
- Actually, I feel terrible.

735
00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:24,942
Walked in on my boss
going Cookie Monster

736
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:27,244
- on my girlfriend's privates.
- Jesus, that's vivid.

737
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,513
I know. I was there.
It was insane.

738
00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:31,882
And then he teabagged me in
my kitchen against my will.

739
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:35,319
- I don't need any more details.
- Sorry. I'm a little loopy.

740
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,187
Couldn't sleep last night,
but for some reason felt

741
00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,555
compelled to run...

742
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:40,424
which sounds strange
coming out of my mouth,

743
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,259
- but it's been...
- Surprisingly cathartic?

744
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,428
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

745
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,663
I just had to get
out of that house.

746
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,699
Spencer...

747
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,334
And now he's going to
beat me in this race

748
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:51,802
- I have no business being in.
- Is he, though?

749
00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:54,805
Yeah. You've seen him, right?
He's like a prototype athlete.

750
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:58,842
He looks like a fitness model.
He does novelty runs with mud

751
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,611
and chalk and glitter bombs.
That's not real running.

752
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,380
Have you seen a
pro-distance runner?

753
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:06,450
- I don't think so.
- Yeah. They're repulsive.

754
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,151
Like meth addicts
in booty shorts.

755
00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:09,820
Okay. Okay. What
are you saying then?

756
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:13,824
I'm saying I've seen guys like
Spencer show up thinking they're

757
00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,760
the cock of the walk, only to
truffle shuffle across the line

758
00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:20,798
six hours later. I'm
saying you can beat him.

759
00:38:23,451 --> 00:38:24,618
<i>♪ Whoo! Y'all gonna</i>
make me lose my mind ♪

760
00:38:24,619 --> 00:38:26,653
<i>♪ Up in here</i> Up in here ♪

761
00:38:26,654 --> 00:38:29,089
<i>♪ Y'all gonna make
me</i> go all out ♪

762
00:38:29,090 --> 00:38:31,458
<i>♪ Up in here</i> Up in here ♪

763
00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:33,694
<i>♪ Y'all gonna make
me</i> act a fool ♪

764
00:38:33,695 --> 00:38:36,230
<i>♪ Up in here</i> Up in here ♪

765
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,432
<i>♪ Y'all gonna make
me</i> lose my cool ♪

766
00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:41,168
<i>♪ Up in here</i> Up in here ♪

767
00:38:41,169 --> 00:38:43,337
<i>♪ One, two</i> Meet me outside ♪

768
00:38:43,338 --> 00:38:45,606
<i>♪ Get me outside</i>
Get me outside ♪

769
00:38:45,607 --> 00:38:47,842
<i>♪ Rough Riders</i>
Meet me outside ♪

770
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,445
Oh, hey Pat Burger,
I am so sorry.

771
00:38:51,446 --> 00:38:54,615
Yeah, you're sorry
about your ugly dick

772
00:38:54,616 --> 00:38:57,117
that's covered in freckles

773
00:38:57,118 --> 00:39:00,487
that I saw in my house.

774
00:39:00,488 --> 00:39:03,123
Pat, are you drunk?
You don't smell drunk.

775
00:39:03,124 --> 00:39:06,493
But maybe it's one of those ass
vodka tampons. Those are fun.

776
00:39:06,494 --> 00:39:08,328
Pat, maybe we should
talk in private?

777
00:39:08,329 --> 00:39:09,963
You know, I had a pretty
good run this morning.

778
00:39:09,964 --> 00:39:11,665
So I got to thinkin'.

779
00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:13,801
Why don't we up the stakes
of our marathon bet?

780
00:39:13,802 --> 00:39:16,036
If you win, your charity
gets the money I raised.

781
00:39:16,037 --> 00:39:19,439
And if I win, my charity
gets the money you raised.

782
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,808
It's all going to a
good cause, right?

783
00:39:20,809 --> 00:39:23,544
Well, if that good cause
is called prostate cancer

784
00:39:23,545 --> 00:39:26,647
because I mean, there's
no way you can beat me.

785
00:39:26,648 --> 00:39:29,016
It's not really even a bet.
It's just a future fact.

786
00:39:29,017 --> 00:39:31,752
Well, here's another fact.
You're not my friend.

787
00:39:31,753 --> 00:39:35,823
You're saved in my phone
as "Spencer hyphen work".

788
00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:45,767
Okay. If we're not friends,
then we're enemies.

789
00:39:47,268 --> 00:39:49,403
I'll take that bet.

790
00:39:49,404 --> 00:39:50,671
Aardvark the money
over to Olivia,

791
00:39:50,672 --> 00:39:51,905
and she'll hold it in escrow

792
00:39:51,906 --> 00:39:53,974
until the winner
crosses the finish line.

793
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,742
Fine.

794
00:39:55,743 --> 00:39:57,077
Oh, I don't... I don't
really wanna... no.

795
00:39:57,078 --> 00:40:01,215
- Sent.
- Holy shit! $100,000!

796
00:40:01,216 --> 00:40:02,616
You raised $100,000?

797
00:40:02,617 --> 00:40:05,886
Yeah. My LinkedIn
network runs deep.

798
00:40:05,887 --> 00:40:08,589
So what do you say,
my young Patawan?

799
00:40:08,590 --> 00:40:10,424
We can take off some of the heat

800
00:40:10,425 --> 00:40:13,493
if you can't hang
in this kitchen.

801
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:16,864
You can beat him.

802
00:40:16,865 --> 00:40:20,067
There's a butler's pantry.
It's just salads, cold soups,

803
00:40:20,068 --> 00:40:22,135
amuse-bouche.

804
00:40:22,136 --> 00:40:25,038
No, I can hang in this kitchen

805
00:40:25,039 --> 00:40:28,542
because I also raised
that much money, too.

806
00:40:28,543 --> 00:40:30,510
Besides it's all going
to defeat cancer,

807
00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:33,381
so what's the difference?

808
00:40:35,283 --> 00:40:38,418
- Sent.
- Got it.

809
00:40:38,419 --> 00:40:43,090
$200,000 in my possession.
It just feel right.

810
00:40:43,091 --> 00:40:45,460
May the best runner win.

811
00:40:46,494 --> 00:40:48,262
May the best cancer win.

812
00:40:48,263 --> 00:40:50,163
I think we can both agree that
cancer needs to lose here.

813
00:40:50,164 --> 00:40:54,636
You're my cancer now, Pat,
and I'm gonna radiate you.

814
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:06,780
<i>So my advice, beat him in</i>
the race, show him who's boss.

815
00:41:06,781 --> 00:41:09,850
And if you lose, it's
what? Like a hundred bucks?

816
00:41:09,851 --> 00:41:14,155
Shit. Oh, God.

817
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,623
At first I thought you just
came by to pitch me again,

818
00:41:16,624 --> 00:41:18,292
but if you're looking
for a running coach,

819
00:41:18,293 --> 00:41:19,559
you came to the right place.

820
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,062
Yeah, 'cause I just love to run.

821
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:26,133
Yes! So first thing you're gonna
need, hyperbaric oxygen chamber.

822
00:41:26,134 --> 00:41:27,434
Nope.

823
00:41:27,435 --> 00:41:30,103
So when do we get
to the coaching?

824
00:41:30,104 --> 00:41:33,607
Running is the greatest
metaphor for life.

825
00:41:33,608 --> 00:41:37,244
Because you get out of
it what you put into it.

826
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:38,712
Uh-huh.

827
00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:41,014
Oprah...

828
00:41:41,015 --> 00:41:43,250
- Winfrey.
- Yeah, no.

829
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:45,285
Pat?

830
00:41:45,286 --> 00:41:47,721
Well, that's rude.

831
00:41:47,722 --> 00:41:51,091
Marvel at his gait.

832
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:53,460
Water.

833
00:41:53,461 --> 00:41:55,462
- Okay. Here you go.
- No!

834
00:41:55,463 --> 00:41:59,132
Oh!

835
00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:02,202
My hip. Oh, no!

836
00:42:02,203 --> 00:42:05,238
He's not a hand/eye athlete.

837
00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:09,743
You wanna carbo load. That
means pizza, pasta, bagels.

838
00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:11,478
You want your gluten
as high as possible.

839
00:42:11,479 --> 00:42:13,347
The more gluten, the better.

840
00:42:13,348 --> 00:42:15,482
As far as smoking,
in moderation.

841
00:42:15,483 --> 00:42:18,385
I recommend some dip
to protect the lungs.

842
00:42:18,386 --> 00:42:20,988
Hang on, Harry.
I'm on the phone.

843
00:42:20,989 --> 00:42:24,524
Pat, is everything okay? Did
you get hit by another car?

844
00:42:24,525 --> 00:42:26,126
What? No. Everything's fine.

845
00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:28,095
I just wanted to see if you
would coach me for the marathon.

846
00:42:28,096 --> 00:42:32,099
Whatever, sure. Next time,
text. No one calls. Ever.

847
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,167
Got it. So how's work?

848
00:42:34,168 --> 00:42:36,370
<i>Wow, hemorrhaging.</i>
Nurse, get me a clamp.

849
00:42:36,371 --> 00:42:37,404
<i>That leg's gonna go.</i>

850
00:42:37,405 --> 00:42:39,506
Ooh! Not good.

851
00:42:42,276 --> 00:42:45,212
- So let's talk goals.
- Yeah.

852
00:42:45,213 --> 00:42:47,681
- Do you have one?
- Yes, I think a good goal for me

853
00:42:47,682 --> 00:42:50,617
would be to run a two
and a half hour marathon.

854
00:42:50,618 --> 00:42:52,886
Nice. What's your actual goal?

855
00:42:52,887 --> 00:42:55,522
Why not? I mean, that's just
under a six-minute pace.

856
00:42:55,523 --> 00:42:57,057
You're nowhere near that.

857
00:42:57,058 --> 00:42:58,725
Well, when we started, I was
averaging 10-minute miles,

858
00:42:58,726 --> 00:43:00,761
and after a month, I'm
running eight-minute miles.

859
00:43:00,762 --> 00:43:02,662
So, you know, with the
marathon two months away,

860
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:04,598
I figured I'd knock off
another two minutes at least.

861
00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:08,001
Okay. By your math,
in three months,

862
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,971
you'd be the marathon
world record holder.

863
00:43:10,972 --> 00:43:13,206
I do seem to take to it
naturally. Yeah, I guess.

864
00:43:13,207 --> 00:43:16,243
See, that's not how this works.
The difference between averaging

865
00:43:16,244 --> 00:43:19,046
six minutes and averaging eight
minutes is like the difference

866
00:43:19,047 --> 00:43:21,999
between being Gordon Ramsay
and being Chef Boyardee.

867
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,216
Between being Gordon Ramsay
and being Chef Boyardee.

868
00:43:22,217 --> 00:43:24,751
- I like Chef Boyardee.
- Of course you do.

869
00:43:24,752 --> 00:43:27,287
Let's aim for an
eight-minute pace.

870
00:43:27,288 --> 00:43:28,889
That's a three-thirty marathon.

871
00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:31,525
If you ran a three-thirty
marathon, it'd be the most

872
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:35,662
impressive thing you've done in
your life by a lot, like, ever.

873
00:43:35,663 --> 00:43:38,098
Like, so, so much...

874
00:43:38,099 --> 00:43:39,766
What are you doing?

875
00:43:39,767 --> 00:43:42,936
Uh, whoa. I'm stopping
'cause we ran the first hill.

876
00:43:42,937 --> 00:43:45,038
No, we're not
doing hill repeats.

877
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:49,009
We just started on a hill.
You're screwed. Come on.

878
00:43:49,010 --> 00:43:52,380
Why do we start on a
hill? Are you insane?

879
00:43:52,847 --> 00:43:56,249
- Hi, y'all.
- I think I'm gonna pass out.

880
00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:09,230
- Hey, catch.
- Huh?

881
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,168
<i>Vive la France!</i>

882
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,737
Hey, Julie, what are we doing?

883
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,339
We're doing rinse/repeat, baby!

884
00:44:19,340 --> 00:44:24,244
Yeah! And Pat, how much have we
raised for breast cancer? Huh?

885
00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,246
Let's just say I wouldn't want
to be breast cancer right now.

886
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:28,048
Whoo!

887
00:44:28,049 --> 00:44:31,451
So hit us up on Aardvark and
keep those donations coming!

888
00:44:31,452 --> 00:44:34,020
Whoo!

889
00:44:34,021 --> 00:44:35,522
Pat! Pat!

890
00:44:35,523 --> 00:44:39,126
Hey, man. I gotta keep pace,
but we'll hang soon, okay?

891
00:44:39,127 --> 00:44:42,562
Hey, Pat, look! I'm ticketing a
guy's Charger like Vin Diesel!

892
00:44:42,563 --> 00:44:44,564
Yo, I'm still in the car!

893
00:44:44,565 --> 00:44:49,436
Yo, the car's still double
parked! Take your ticket, okay?

894
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,037
He's getting faster.

895
00:44:51,038 --> 00:44:53,508
<i>♪ Put your baby mama at the
crib</i> and blow her back out ♪

896
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:57,844
Friends! Tonight's open
bar raised over $800

897
00:44:57,845 --> 00:45:01,448
for breast cancer research!

898
00:45:03,017 --> 00:45:06,553
More money, less cancer. That's
my little twist on a celebrating

899
00:45:06,554 --> 00:45:08,088
Christopher Wallace beat poem.

900
00:45:08,089 --> 00:45:09,489
Oh, I'd love to
hear it sometime.

901
00:45:09,490 --> 00:45:12,526
- Sorry, we're late.
- Oh, no, Kiki. What happened?

902
00:45:12,527 --> 00:45:16,263
Oh, just a stress fracture.
The doctor just confirmed it.

903
00:45:16,264 --> 00:45:17,597
Kiki, I'm so sorry.

904
00:45:17,598 --> 00:45:20,100
Oh, you sweet boy.
Bless your heart.

905
00:45:20,101 --> 00:45:22,435
You should see if you can
defer entry to next year.

906
00:45:22,436 --> 00:45:26,640
Defer? Defer to next year?
Say defer again, Curly Sue!

907
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,308
Say it!

908
00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:30,177
<i>♪ Have you seen the vodka
man,</i> the vodka man... ♪

909
00:45:30,178 --> 00:45:31,711
Do you wanna go chat
about her in the bathroom?

910
00:45:31,712 --> 00:45:33,013
I think so.

911
00:45:33,014 --> 00:45:35,048
Well, it's a damn shame.
She was running so well.

912
00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:38,485
Hey, she told me you've been
running pretty well yourself.

913
00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:41,888
We'll see. I mean, 26 miles
still sounds really daunting.

914
00:45:41,889 --> 00:45:44,991
How about Harry gives
you a little tip?

915
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:47,260
Get you over the top
for big race day.

916
00:45:47,261 --> 00:45:48,728
Yeah, okay. What it is?

917
00:45:48,729 --> 00:45:50,096
Remember the first
world championship?

918
00:45:50,097 --> 00:45:51,464
Yeah.

919
00:45:51,465 --> 00:45:54,901
I had an affair with an
Iranian race walking champion.

920
00:45:54,902 --> 00:45:57,971
She told me to infuse my
water with ghost peppers.

921
00:45:57,972 --> 00:45:58,972
Okay.

922
00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,640
Which simultaneously
cools you off

923
00:46:00,641 --> 00:46:02,976
and jump starts
the nervous system.

924
00:46:02,977 --> 00:46:04,277
Oh.

925
00:46:04,278 --> 00:46:06,846
I wouldn't have got there
without these little devils.

926
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,783
Oh. Thanks for thinking of
me, but no, yeah, I'm good.

927
00:46:09,784 --> 00:46:13,921
But you could be great.

928
00:46:18,459 --> 00:46:19,926
Yeah, don't want that.

929
00:46:19,927 --> 00:46:22,863
- Oh, that's a bad batch.
- Don't want that.

930
00:46:25,466 --> 00:46:28,068
Never mind. Hey, wanted
to check in with you

931
00:46:28,069 --> 00:46:30,003
and see how the fundraising
numbers are going?

932
00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:33,607
Oh, well, interest rates
are high, so, yeah,

933
00:46:33,608 --> 00:46:35,041
it's really good.

934
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:38,044
There's a chance that we
could double our money.

935
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,981
- That's insane!
- Yeah. Right?

936
00:46:40,982 --> 00:46:44,251
You know what, Pat? I just... I
really appreciate how you have

937
00:46:44,252 --> 00:46:47,887
gone all in on running, so
I am gonna go all in on you.

938
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,923
Let's go forward with
this Aardvark deal, huh?

939
00:46:49,924 --> 00:46:51,725
- Great. That's amazing. Really?
- Yeah.

940
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,994
Wow! I can't wait to
tell Spencer the news.

941
00:46:53,995 --> 00:46:56,496
Oh, I love it! Hey, you're
gonna come to the team dinner

942
00:46:56,497 --> 00:46:57,697
tomorrow night, right?

943
00:46:57,698 --> 00:46:58,832
I wouldn't miss
it for the world.

944
00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:01,135
Which
one is the milk?

945
00:47:05,673 --> 00:47:07,840
Okay, we're at 60 if you
wanna head back to the lot.

946
00:47:07,841 --> 00:47:09,809
- I'm gonna add on.
- Actually, I'll come with you.

947
00:47:09,810 --> 00:47:11,177
I don't mind being a
little late to work

948
00:47:11,178 --> 00:47:13,813
and I think I'm
getting a second wind.

949
00:47:13,814 --> 00:47:15,548
This could be your
first runner's high.

950
00:47:18,452 --> 00:47:21,554
No, I don't think so.
Being high is awesome.

951
00:47:21,555 --> 00:47:23,923
Right now, I just
feel not terrible?

952
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:27,327
Yep. That's a runner's
high. Very overrated.

953
00:47:27,328 --> 00:47:29,228
- Great branding, though.
- Definitely false advertising.

954
00:47:29,229 --> 00:47:30,530
Yeah.

955
00:47:30,531 --> 00:47:35,402
Oh, you can run, but you
can't hide, Pataquiddick.

956
00:47:38,639 --> 00:47:41,407
He doesn't need to
hide though, does he?

957
00:47:41,408 --> 00:47:44,143
No, all he has to do is run.

958
00:47:44,144 --> 00:47:47,481
And all you have to
do is run faster.

959
00:47:48,148 --> 00:47:50,516
Move, move, move!

960
00:47:56,023 --> 00:48:00,426
Hey, hey. How are
you? Yeah, I'm good.

961
00:48:00,427 --> 00:48:02,396
I'm really good.

962
00:48:04,331 --> 00:48:06,200
Hey, Spence.

963
00:48:08,702 --> 00:48:13,006
- Uh, hey, Spence!
- Oh, hey, Pol Pat.

964
00:48:13,007 --> 00:48:17,344
I was just lost in the
executive email chain.

965
00:48:18,746 --> 00:48:21,247
Yeah, totally. Just
wanted to let you know

966
00:48:21,248 --> 00:48:22,849
the Green Built deal
is squared away.

967
00:48:22,850 --> 00:48:24,717
Oh, yippee.

968
00:48:24,718 --> 00:48:28,689
There's cookies in the vending
machine if you wanna celebrate.

969
00:48:28,956 --> 00:48:30,656
Opened or closed, brother?

970
00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:33,860
Oh, I don't know. Surprise me.

971
00:48:33,861 --> 00:48:35,963
Cool.

972
00:48:39,266 --> 00:48:41,801
"Brother"? Yeah, maybe
if I had sucked up

973
00:48:41,802 --> 00:48:43,703
all the nutrients in the womb.

974
00:48:43,704 --> 00:48:47,407
How the hell did
you raise $100,000?

975
00:48:47,408 --> 00:48:48,841
Your friends are poor.

976
00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:51,145
You can tell from
their dental work.

977
00:48:52,579 --> 00:48:58,552
Oh, oh, oh. You've been
a naughty boy, Peter Pat!

978
00:48:59,586 --> 00:49:04,358
Patter Pan, Paptain Pook?

979
00:49:06,794 --> 00:49:10,096
Jesus. What are you doing?

980
00:49:10,097 --> 00:49:12,799
You're losing your goddamn mind.

981
00:49:22,910 --> 00:49:25,079
What the hell?

982
00:49:32,352 --> 00:49:35,255
I'm gonna need to
see some ID, sir.

983
00:49:36,090 --> 00:49:37,323
Dave, what are you doing?

984
00:49:37,324 --> 00:49:38,524
I said I need some
identification, sir.

985
00:49:38,525 --> 00:49:40,126
Okay.

986
00:49:40,127 --> 00:49:43,630
Do parking enforcement have
the authority to ask for that?

987
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:48,568
Hmm, it's funny. It
says "Patrick Cassidy".

988
00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:51,704
I know a Patrick Cassidy.

989
00:49:51,705 --> 00:49:53,040
Or at least I used to.

990
00:49:53,841 --> 00:49:56,175
Did you rehearse this?

991
00:49:56,176 --> 00:49:57,243
Yes.

992
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:59,946
- Well, you can stop.
- You can stop!

993
00:49:59,947 --> 00:50:01,447
Why don't you start, okay?

994
00:50:01,448 --> 00:50:03,182
When's the last
time you hit me up?

995
00:50:03,183 --> 00:50:05,384
I'm always the one
reaching out to hang, man.

996
00:50:05,385 --> 00:50:07,153
You don't text me.
You don't call.

997
00:50:07,154 --> 00:50:08,254
You haven't even
sent me a picture

998
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,889
of a weird dump you took.

999
00:50:09,890 --> 00:50:12,658
Look, man. I've just been super
busy. I can't do this right now.

1000
00:50:12,659 --> 00:50:14,660
I'm late for a team dinner.
Besides, ever since I upped

1001
00:50:14,661 --> 00:50:18,164
my fiber game, my BMs
have been super smooth.

1002
00:50:18,165 --> 00:50:20,766
It's not photo worthy.

1003
00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:22,803
Enjoy your precious
running club.

1004
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:24,570
First, take the
club off your car.

1005
00:50:24,571 --> 00:50:27,206
Okay? That club protects
your precious car,

1006
00:50:27,207 --> 00:50:28,975
but who protects me?

1007
00:50:28,976 --> 00:50:32,311
What about the
club for my heart?

1008
00:50:32,312 --> 00:50:34,180
Look, man. We can talk
about this later, all right?

1009
00:50:34,181 --> 00:50:36,249
Once this marathon's over, I...

1010
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:39,318
Good-bye forever,
Patrick Quintin Cassidy!

1011
00:50:39,319 --> 00:50:42,788
Keep living your life a
quarter mile at a time.

1012
00:50:48,862 --> 00:50:51,131
That's how you get
out of a ticket.

1013
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,388
What?

1014
00:51:20,394 --> 00:51:23,062
- Go for Spencer.
- What the fuck, Spencer?

1015
00:51:23,063 --> 00:51:24,931
Oh, what the fuck me?
What the fuck you.

1016
00:51:24,932 --> 00:51:28,668
You gambled other people's
money, which in the legal world

1017
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:30,369
is known as illegal.

1018
00:51:30,370 --> 00:51:34,974
Which means I am firing
you right now, Patato Chip.

1019
00:51:34,975 --> 00:51:36,309
- Shit.
<i>- Oh, yeah.</i>

1020
00:51:36,310 --> 00:51:38,711
I'm gonna miss you
around the offices,

1021
00:51:38,712 --> 00:51:40,913
but I am very much looking
forward to race day,

1022
00:51:40,914 --> 00:51:45,685
when I exterminate you, my
little Duck-billed Patypus.

1023
00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,054
Okay, well, if I'm fired,
then the bet's off.

1024
00:51:48,055 --> 00:51:49,822
Tell Olivia to return
the money to my account.

1025
00:51:49,823 --> 00:51:51,791
Oh, hell, no. No,
no, no, no, no.

1026
00:51:51,792 --> 00:51:54,594
A bet is a bet. And I
told Olivia, my underling,

1027
00:51:54,595 --> 00:51:56,762
that if any money is
returned before one of us

1028
00:51:56,763 --> 00:51:58,164
<i>crosses the finish line,</i>

1029
00:51:58,165 --> 00:52:00,566
then her job is in
the Porta Patty!

1030
00:52:00,567 --> 00:52:03,999
Oh, I improvised that
one, shimone! Yeah!

1031
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:04,471
Oh, I improvised that
one, shimone! Yeah!

1032
00:52:04,472 --> 00:52:06,038
What about the Green Built deal?

1033
00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:08,374
Oh, when Rita
hears what you did,

1034
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:13,346
oh, that deal is dead in
the water, Patiliwood.

1035
00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:15,748
Patalie-fuckin'-Wood.
I knew... I knew it!

1036
00:52:15,749 --> 00:52:17,750
Oh, and on the plus side,

1037
00:52:17,751 --> 00:52:20,786
with your team's money,
oh, this year, I'm gonna be

1038
00:52:20,787 --> 00:52:25,358
the top boner on the prostate
donor list. Thank you!

1039
00:52:25,359 --> 00:52:27,126
Come on, man. You
can't do this.

1040
00:52:27,127 --> 00:52:31,430
I can do anything I
want. I am all powerful!

1041
00:52:31,431 --> 00:52:36,769
The destroyer of worlds!
King Kong and Godzilla, me!

1042
00:52:36,770 --> 00:52:39,105
There can be only one!

1043
00:52:41,008 --> 00:52:45,211
Uh, Pat, Pat, Pat,
Pat, Pat. Pat, um...

1044
00:52:45,212 --> 00:52:48,381
Uh, smells. Pat smells.

1045
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:51,284
- You're a real dick, Spencer.
- <i>Oh, pleasure working with you.</i>

1046
00:52:51,285 --> 00:52:53,619
Don't be afraid to
use me as a reference.

1047
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,002
Come on, man.

1048
00:53:10,003 --> 00:53:12,105
Sorry, Timothy.

1049
00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:24,401
Thank you for that moment
of silence. Don and Julie,

1050
00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:27,270
your mothers and their brave
fights against breast cancer

1051
00:53:27,271 --> 00:53:29,939
remain inspirational
to all of us.

1052
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:32,108
And we race for them.

1053
00:53:32,109 --> 00:53:36,646
And we race for survivors
like Kiki and myself.

1054
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:40,517
Shout out to our very
special guest, my oncologist,

1055
00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:44,254
Dr. Parsons. With her
help, we will find a cure.

1056
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:47,957
And with the money we've
raised, we can reach that goal!

1057
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:51,394
So, Pat, our trusted treasurer,
how much have we raised so far?

1058
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,964
I gambled all the team's money.

1059
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,299
What?

1060
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:59,502
I, uh, I bet it all
against my boss that

1061
00:53:59,503 --> 00:54:01,271
I'd beat him in the marathon.

1062
00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:03,940
Why would you do that?
You suck at running.

1063
00:54:03,941 --> 00:54:05,542
Wait, so all the
money is just gone?

1064
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:07,177
I didn't lose it yet. I
mean, there's a chance

1065
00:54:07,178 --> 00:54:11,014
I could still get
it back, but...

1066
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:12,482
Yeah, it's basically gone.

1067
00:54:12,483 --> 00:54:17,520
- You slimy motherfucker!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1068
00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:21,424
Wow, man. I thought
better of you, really.

1069
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:24,427
The Germans have a
word for scum like you,

1070
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:26,763
but you're not
worthy of hearing it.

1071
00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:32,202
So you're clearly
kicked off the team, Pat.

1072
00:54:32,203 --> 00:54:35,605
And this obviously
kills our business deal.

1073
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:38,541
Hey, look, I don't care how
you do it, but that money

1074
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:41,979
needs to be back in our
account by race day.

1075
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:47,284
Wow, you're a real
piece of shit.

1076
00:54:48,552 --> 00:54:51,121
Uh, I...

1077
00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:54,624
I just can't believe
you would do this. Why?

1078
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:57,594
It was Spencer. I mean, he
got to me and I snapped.

1079
00:54:57,595 --> 00:55:00,530
And I wanted to get him
back, so I upped the bet.

1080
00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:02,365
I thought I could beat
him in the race. And...

1081
00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:04,334
But it was that morning that
you told me I could beat him

1082
00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:05,902
and show him who's
boss in the marathon.

1083
00:55:05,903 --> 00:55:09,339
I didn't tell you to steal from
a goddamn cancer charity, Pat.

1084
00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:11,674
Well, I didn't... I
didn't steal anything.

1085
00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:13,142
- You didn't steal anything?
- No, no.

1086
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,711
I didn't steal anything.
Whether I lost or not,

1087
00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:16,646
that money was always going
towards defeating cancer.

1088
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:19,048
I mean, isn't there just one
type of cancer that shows up in

1089
00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:21,050
- different parts of your body?
- No!

1090
00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:24,988
What? Our teammates in there
worked so hard to raise that

1091
00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:27,624
money because they had their
lives turned upside down

1092
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:31,261
by breast cancer,
not prostate cancer.

1093
00:55:31,262 --> 00:55:33,530
But I'm sure all the
scientists are sharing notes.

1094
00:55:33,531 --> 00:55:37,534
- All the scientists?
- Like on a medical database?

1095
00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:41,238
Pat, there isn't just
one big cancer lab!

1096
00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:45,142
We're done here.

1097
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:50,980
Stealing from a cancer charity.
You bombaclaat motherfucker.

1098
00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:54,250
I'm gonna put cancer in your
dick, let it go malignant.

1099
00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:58,454
Then biopsy it. No anesthetic.

1100
00:55:58,455 --> 00:55:59,822
It's nice meeting you!

1101
00:55:59,823 --> 00:56:02,760
See how you like
that, you punk bitch.

1102
00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:06,196
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair...

1103
00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:13,503
<i>At the tone, please</i>
record your message.

1104
00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:16,539
Hey, again, Dave.
It's me, again.

1105
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:20,143
It's Pat. Hey. Look, um,
I'm sorry I've been acting

1106
00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:22,412
like an asshole these
past few months.

1107
00:56:22,413 --> 00:56:27,684
You know, to paraphrase
Ja Rule in <i>Fast I</i>,

1108
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:30,119
"It ain't how you
stand by your car,

1109
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,354
it's how you race your car."

1110
00:56:31,355 --> 00:56:33,623
And, you know, in this metaphor,

1111
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:36,726
you're my car, and I
wanna race you around.

1112
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,861
So maybe I could pick you up
in my actual car and I could

1113
00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:42,632
race us around and we could
have fun like we always did.

1114
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,267
And, I don't know, call
me and we could just...

1115
00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:46,202
<i>The mailbox is full</i>
and cannot accept any messages

1116
00:56:46,203 --> 00:56:48,972
<i>at this time. Good-bye.</i>

1117
00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:54,377
<i>♪ You gotta try ♪</i>

1118
00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:56,679
<i>♪ To live your life ♪</i>

1119
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,414
<i>Oh my gosh, a new friend!</i>

1120
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,416
<i>I already know</i>
how to run slow.

1121
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,051
<i>I want to learn how to</i> run fast.

1122
00:57:02,052 --> 00:57:03,319
<i>Running's for children</i>

1123
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,887
<i>and people who can't</i>
hold their pee!

1124
00:57:04,888 --> 00:57:06,656
<i>I love this team!</i>

1125
00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:09,492
<i>Stealing
from</i> a cancer charity.

1126
00:57:09,493 --> 00:57:11,695
<i>I'm saying</i>
you can beat him.

1127
00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:18,067
<i>♪ You're gonna fall with</i>
the grace of a cannon ball ♪

1128
00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:23,606
<i>♪ You're gonna rise</i> back
the tide above it all ♪

1129
00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:27,043
<i>♪ You've gotta find,</i>
find the spark ♪

1130
00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:29,012
<i>♪ That lights up the dark ♪</i>

1131
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:34,684
<i>♪ Sometimes you fail</i>
before you begin ♪

1132
00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:39,923
<i>♪ Sometimes you lose</i>
before you win ♪

1133
00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:45,662
Shit.

1134
00:57:58,342 --> 00:58:00,309
If it starts to hurt,
you need to stop.

1135
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,944
Stop? That's a good one, Doc.

1136
00:58:01,945 --> 00:58:03,713
Where'd you go to medical
school? Chuckles University?

1137
00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:06,649
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I'm in race mode, okay?

1138
00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:08,384
Got it.

1139
00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:10,353
Oh, recommended dose
is two, but never mind.

1140
00:58:10,354 --> 00:58:11,587
Kiki feel no pain!

1141
00:58:11,588 --> 00:58:13,289
Hi, who's ready to race?

1142
00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:15,491
We're ready!!!!!

1143
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,000
Let's get it! How do you feel?

1144
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:16,593
Let's get it! How do you feel?

1145
00:58:16,594 --> 00:58:18,361
Got room for one more?

1146
00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:20,731
Oh, this bitch.

1147
00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:25,702
What kind of response were
you expecting to that?

1148
00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:30,440
Oh yeah, come on back, Pat.
We miss you. No, we hate you.

1149
00:58:30,441 --> 00:58:31,774
Race mode!

1150
00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:34,343
You're no longer a
part of this team, Pat.

1151
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:35,478
What are you doing here?

1152
00:58:35,479 --> 00:58:38,047
Let me just say one thing.

1153
00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:39,415
I'm not an emotional guy.

1154
00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:45,354
I tend to put up a lot of
walls to hide how I truly feel.

1155
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:49,358
But being a part of this team

1156
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,628
has meant so much to me.

1157
00:58:52,629 --> 00:58:54,363
Before I met you guys, I
never really had any real

1158
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,365
sense of commitment.

1159
00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:59,602
Not to my friends, or
work, or my girlfriend.

1160
00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:01,204
He has a girlfriend?

1161
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:03,639
But with running, if you don't
show up and put in the work,

1162
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,642
you don't stand a chance.

1163
00:59:06,643 --> 00:59:10,546
And I realized just how
much I wasn't showing up

1164
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:13,282
for every other part of my life.

1165
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:16,119
- And most especially...
- Most especially?

1166
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,820
That's terrible grammar.

1167
00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,922
I've never been
part of a community

1168
00:59:19,923 --> 00:59:23,025
that looks out for
each other like family.

1169
00:59:23,026 --> 00:59:25,161
And I never realized how
important it was to me

1170
00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:28,297
until I lost it all.

1171
00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:32,535
I feel like Nemo.
I-I lost my family.

1172
00:59:32,536 --> 00:59:34,036
Ew, he's a Disney adult.

1173
00:59:34,037 --> 00:59:37,840
Being a part of this
brotherhood and sisterhood

1174
00:59:37,841 --> 00:59:43,646
has changed my life.

1175
00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:47,216
And I'm so sorry I
gambled the team's money.

1176
00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:51,921
And I know now that there's
more than one type of cancer.

1177
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:55,491
And the scientists, they're
not all sharing notes.

1178
01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:02,231
Okay, okay.

1179
01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:06,602
Holy shit. This is a pretty
healthy donation, Pat.

1180
01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,671
I sold my Corolla.

1181
01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:11,240
It's not like I'm commuting
anywhere right now.

1182
01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:14,043
No, no. This is actually
more than I figured a Corolla

1183
01:00:14,044 --> 01:00:15,077
would be worth.

1184
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:16,879
Toyotas have excellent
resale value.

1185
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,717
Plus, I, uh, liquidated my
savings account and my 401K.

1186
01:00:21,718 --> 01:00:25,454
It's all the money we
raised plus interest.

1187
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:28,624
The money's all back.

1188
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:31,961
Please, take me back.

1189
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:35,798
Wow, that was very
generous of you, Pat.

1190
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,034
I-I'm sorry. Did
I miss something?

1191
01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:40,570
That car was a piece of shit.
Did you even like that thing?

1192
01:00:40,571 --> 01:00:42,872
I always clubbed it.

1193
01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,941
Baby, it's the
thought that counts.

1194
01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:47,076
I mean, the money's
all back in there.

1195
01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:50,480
Thank you for making
good on this, Pat.

1196
01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:55,986
We'd love for you
to run with us.

1197
01:00:58,455 --> 01:01:00,056
Bring it in, bring
it in, bring it in.

1198
01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:01,457
Yay!

1199
01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:10,399
Ow, ow, ow.

1200
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:11,667
Break!

1201
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,768
Just hold still because
I've gotta just...

1202
01:01:12,769 --> 01:01:14,570
- Don't!
- I'm just kidding.

1203
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:17,440
Look. You're fine. I'm joking.

1204
01:01:17,441 --> 01:01:19,475
It's good for you.
Look it. There you go.

1205
01:01:19,476 --> 01:01:23,579
Well, well, well, if
it isn't Saint Patrick

1206
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:26,382
and his band of slippery snakes.

1207
01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:34,090
Cool jig, Spencer. You
don't look so good.

1208
01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:36,259
- You doing okay?
- Never been better.

1209
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:40,229
Been consuming nothing but
Nitro Venom for the last...

1210
01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:42,198
500 hours or so.

1211
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:44,567
Ready to make you my bitch.

1212
01:01:44,568 --> 01:01:46,235
Hey, man, that's uncalled for.

1213
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:50,907
Oh, what are you gonna
do about it, Diarita?

1214
01:01:50,908 --> 01:01:52,475
Cha, cha, cha.

1215
01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:55,144
Well, guess what, Spence, I
already paid my charity back.

1216
01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:57,480
So after I beat you,
my charity gets the

1217
01:01:57,481 --> 01:02:01,584
hundred grand you raised and
the rest goes straight to me.

1218
01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:04,487
I don't understand your
math, but you beat me?

1219
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:10,994
Oh, how you amuse
me, Pat-thetic!

1220
01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:14,998
Have a great race.

1221
01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:19,468
Good luck out there, man.

1222
01:02:19,469 --> 01:02:21,804
Be care... Hey!
Don't do that...

1223
01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:25,107
That's... Hey, leave
that guy alone!

1224
01:02:25,108 --> 01:02:28,277
Is that supposed
to intimidate us?

1225
01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:30,981
I can still see you.

1226
01:02:31,682 --> 01:02:33,716
Uh, he looks like the
goddamn Crypt Keeper.

1227
01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:34,884
His hair was missing, right?

1228
01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:36,285
Full chunks were missing.

1229
01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:39,121
Yeah, he seemed haunted.

1230
01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:40,556
Hey.

1231
01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:42,959
Listen, kid, I've raced up and
down through the Soviet Bloc.

1232
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,695
Had more than my share
of genetically engineered

1233
01:02:45,696 --> 01:02:47,830
assholes like that.

1234
01:02:47,831 --> 01:02:49,900
I know how to beat
'em at their own game.

1235
01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:54,704
Ooh, ghost pepper water.
All right, take this.

1236
01:02:54,705 --> 01:02:57,173
When the moment is right,
you drink this shit.

1237
01:02:57,174 --> 01:02:59,608
- I don't wanna drink this shit.
- No, you drink this shit!

1238
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,110
- Okay. Fine, okay.
- When the moment is right.

1239
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,012
You'll know when it's
right. You drink the shit!

1240
01:03:03,013 --> 01:03:05,014
Okay, I'll take it. I'll take
it. I'll take it. I'll take it.

1241
01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:06,582
Look, I gotta go to the
start. Drink that shit.

1242
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:09,920
Okay, fine. Jesus, man.

1243
01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:15,999
Oh, white breasted nuthatch,
you don't see those everyday.

1244
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,493
Oh, white breasted nuthatch,
you don't see those everyday.

1245
01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:19,061
Oh, oh, oh!

1246
01:03:19,062 --> 01:03:21,030
I'm sorry. I didn't
see you there.

1247
01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:22,832
I can't see!

1248
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:26,402
Oh, oh! Are you
with the guide dogs?

1249
01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:29,805
Yes, yes! Are you the
differently abled person

1250
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,141
- I'll be running with today?
- Yes.

1251
01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:36,245
I have a tether that we can
hold on to during the race.

1252
01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:37,646
Perfect!

1253
01:03:40,884 --> 01:03:43,953
It's time to twalk, baby.
All y'all gonna walk.

1254
01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:46,288
Have to talk and walk.

1255
01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:51,594
Don't mind my smoke
coming from my hips.

1256
01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:52,595
Let's go!

1257
01:03:55,132 --> 01:03:56,733
It's hammer time, baby!
It's time to move!

1258
01:04:00,905 --> 01:04:03,973
And there go the race walkers
in the Sweet Peach Marathon.

1259
01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:06,075
I'm Tabitha Fox and
joining me today

1260
01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,444
are Olympian and
distance running icon

1261
01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:09,712
Jeff Galloway

1262
01:04:09,713 --> 01:04:12,482
and legendary running
back Reggie Bush.

1263
01:04:12,483 --> 01:04:14,250
Great to be here, Tabitha.

1264
01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:17,453
Thanks for having me, but
I'm a football player.

1265
01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:19,689
I've never ran more than
a hundred yards at a time.

1266
01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:21,958
I think there's been a mistake.

1267
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:23,626
Yeah, well, we need
you for the ratings.

1268
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,428
Now, Jeff, tell us,

1269
01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:27,363
what are these competitors
thinking right now?

1270
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:30,967
It's important to pace yourself
and not go out too hard.

1271
01:04:30,968 --> 01:04:34,237
How can they go out too
hard? They're walking.

1272
01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:36,172
<i>Well, the prize money</i>
for the first-place race walker

1273
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:39,475
is $50,000. No
laughing at that.

1274
01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:41,978
$50,000?

1275
01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:44,247
That's more than you're
paying me for this.

1276
01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:45,449
I'll be right back.

1277
01:04:47,718 --> 01:04:49,986
Reggie, Reggie,
Reggie, Reggie, Reggie?

1278
01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:53,556
Um, well, there
goes Reggie Bush,

1279
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:56,759
but I think Mr. Bush, who was
a football player, mind you,

1280
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,927
is gonna have a little trouble

1281
01:04:57,928 --> 01:05:01,197
catching up to
these race walkers.

1282
01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:04,267
<i>Wow, looks like somebody's
got</i> his Heisman back.

1283
01:05:04,268 --> 01:05:06,936
Well, the runners are
up in just one hour,

1284
01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:09,306
so stick around with us
for all your race coverage.

1285
01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:16,813
- Hey, Rita.
- Yeah.

1286
01:05:16,814 --> 01:05:19,182
Are you sure you wanna
carry all that for 26 miles?

1287
01:05:19,183 --> 01:05:22,051
Oh, absolutely. Going for
a PR. Feeling confident.

1288
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:24,154
Okay.

1289
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,193
Nite, nite.

1290
01:05:33,731 --> 01:05:36,699
<i>Racers, on your mark.</i>

1291
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:37,767
You got this.

1292
01:05:37,768 --> 01:05:40,637
<i>Get set.</i>

1293
01:05:40,638 --> 01:05:41,871
<i>Go!</i>

1294
01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:59,356
And they're off. The Sweet Peach
Marathon is officially underway.

1295
01:06:01,191 --> 01:06:03,126
- Grab a cup.
- I got the belt.

1296
01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:05,396
No, save that for when
you're in no man's land.

1297
01:06:05,763 --> 01:06:08,232
- Here.
- Got it.

1298
01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:17,641
Hey, hey, relax.
We're on pace.

1299
01:06:18,008 --> 01:06:19,976
It's not a sprint. It's
literally a marathon.

1300
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:21,878
That's why we have the phrase.

1301
01:06:21,879 --> 01:06:24,882
Soon, Spencer. Soon.

1302
01:06:27,051 --> 01:06:29,786
You're doing amazing,
Don. I can hardly keep up.

1303
01:06:29,787 --> 01:06:32,622
Swiftly, Kirk. Pothole!

1304
01:06:32,623 --> 01:06:35,892
Don, how did you do that? I...
Thou art a magnificent creature.

1305
01:06:35,893 --> 01:06:37,593
Oh, I blush.

1306
01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:48,337
Are you a man or a mouse?

1307
01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:50,440
Come on! Man or mouse? Man
or mouse? Man or mouse?

1308
01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,542
Man or mouse? Man or
mouse? Man or mouse?

1309
01:06:52,543 --> 01:06:53,810
Man or mouse? Man or mouse?

1310
01:06:53,811 --> 01:06:57,113
Well, Spencer's lost it.
His veins are too veiny.

1311
01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:59,182
And you know I'm a vein girl.

1312
01:06:59,183 --> 01:07:02,151
Oh, my God, here
comes Pat! Go, Pat!

1313
01:07:02,152 --> 01:07:06,089
Okay, we did it.
Let's go brunch.

1314
01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:07,790
Tabitha, this is amazing.

1315
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:09,625
Look how they're
trading off the lead.

1316
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,794
Uh-huh, yeah, great. We're
actually gonna cut away

1317
01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:14,864
from the leaders right now
and check in with Nancy Ryan,

1318
01:07:14,865 --> 01:07:16,532
who's at the back of
the pack with a runner

1319
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:19,368
in pretty wacky attire.

1320
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,871
- Get a load of this.
- Let's see this bullshit.

1321
01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:23,473
Jeff, we can still hear you.

1322
01:07:23,474 --> 01:07:25,508
Take it away, Nancy.

1323
01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:28,077
Thanks, Tabitha. I'm here
at mile five with a runner

1324
01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:30,213
that's got the
crowd going cuckoo.

1325
01:07:30,214 --> 01:07:31,781
How are you feeling,
Chicken Man?

1326
01:07:31,782 --> 01:07:34,283
Like a million clucks, Nance.

1327
01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:36,252
Honestly, I'm just happy
the fans stuck around

1328
01:07:36,253 --> 01:07:39,422
for us slowpokes because
I don't run at all.

1329
01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:40,723
Wow.

1330
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:42,325
Yeah, I'm just here because
I lost my fantasy league.

1331
01:07:42,326 --> 01:07:45,027
- What's up, Chicken Man?
- Hello. Boom! Chicken Man!

1332
01:07:45,028 --> 01:07:46,729
Gotta love the people.

1333
01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:48,498
This is eggcellent.

1334
01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:49,766
Agreed.

1335
01:07:49,767 --> 01:07:51,768
That must've been refreshing.

1336
01:07:51,769 --> 01:07:55,171
Are you worried about becoming
a fried chicken in that suit?

1337
01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:57,874
I mean, we're going
so slow that it's...

1338
01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,143
Shut the fuck up, Chicken Man!

1339
01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:04,313
I will pluck every fucking
feather from your fucking body!

1340
01:08:04,314 --> 01:08:06,582
Why don't we lose
this fowl mouth, huh?

1341
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:10,621
That's good. I'm Nancy
Ryan. Back to you.

1342
01:08:10,921 --> 01:08:13,856
I don't understand.
I don't understand.

1343
01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:16,427
I don't understand.

1344
01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:26,335
Ma'am, are you okay?

1345
01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:28,605
No.

1346
01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:33,110
But I will be.

1347
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,353
Asshole!

1348
01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:46,522
Well, if I'm an
asshole, you're shit.

1349
01:08:46,523 --> 01:08:49,358
I pushed you out of me
like soft serve ice cream.

1350
01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:52,562
Oh, I really hate him.

1351
01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:53,999
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling good.

1352
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,298
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling good.

1353
01:08:55,299 --> 01:08:57,500
Okay, look. You
can finish this.

1354
01:08:57,501 --> 01:08:59,202
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you leaving me?

1355
01:08:59,203 --> 01:09:01,838
Yes, but only because I wanna
run much faster than this.

1356
01:09:01,839 --> 01:09:05,608
So follow me up to Spencer,
run with him, stay relaxed.

1357
01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:07,443
And try not to shit yourself
when you hit the wall.

1358
01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:09,645
How very inspiring,
but is hitting the wall

1359
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,581
like a runner's high where
it's nowhere near as intense

1360
01:09:11,582 --> 01:09:13,149
- as is sounds?
- No.

1361
01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:15,852
Hitting the wall actually
feels like hitting a wall.

1362
01:09:15,853 --> 01:09:18,354
When it happens, remember
there are paramedics nearby

1363
01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:21,257
- and you won't die, probably.
- Wait, what? Really? Seriously?

1364
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:24,127
And here we are. You got this.

1365
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:27,263
Oh, what is going
on with your body?

1366
01:09:27,264 --> 01:09:29,131
- Stop it.
- Stop what?

1367
01:09:29,132 --> 01:09:31,100
- Stop hitting my arm.
- It's not illegal.

1368
01:09:31,101 --> 01:09:32,835
Where'd he go?

1369
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,770
Race official. Race official.

1370
01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:36,639
- What are you gonna do?
- He's hitting me. Stop it.

1371
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:39,275
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

1372
01:09:39,276 --> 01:09:41,377
Well, as the lead runners
close in on the finish line,

1373
01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:44,347
we're honored to be joined
by our first finisher,

1374
01:09:44,348 --> 01:09:46,582
your Sweet Peach
race walking champion

1375
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:50,920
and new world record
holder, Reggie Bush.

1376
01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:54,457
- Reggie, how do you feel?
- I feel fine.

1377
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,927
I was walking.
Where's that check?

1378
01:09:57,928 --> 01:09:59,362
I want my money.

1379
01:09:59,363 --> 01:10:02,466
Well, I agree with that.
Tabitha, get him his money.

1380
01:10:04,134 --> 01:10:07,470
Hey. This is it.

1381
01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:09,138
Oh, this is what
people are waiting for.

1382
01:10:09,139 --> 01:10:10,473
The main event.

1383
01:10:10,474 --> 01:10:13,242
You got
this, Aunt Janet!

1384
01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:17,079
This is where you meet
the wall. 20 miles down,

1385
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:20,683
6.2 long miles to go.
How are you holding up?

1386
01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:22,151
I'm good.

1387
01:10:22,152 --> 01:10:23,552
Ooh, that's not what
you're body's saying.

1388
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:27,623
I can see the salt building
up on your rims, Patarita.

1389
01:10:27,624 --> 01:10:29,892
Jesus.

1390
01:10:29,893 --> 01:10:31,327
Mm, I didn't know
you were kosher.

1391
01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:34,196
Oh, keep that head
up, Tupat Shakur.

1392
01:10:34,197 --> 01:10:37,601
Look around you, brother!

1393
01:11:04,661 --> 01:11:08,465
It hurts like fire!

1394
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:13,035
How you feelin', General Patton?

1395
01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:14,570
- I'm fine.
- Oh, good.

1396
01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:17,239
Then this surge should
be no problem, soldier.

1397
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:22,278
Move out, move out! Weapons
hot! Here we go! Move out!

1398
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:30,003
Hey, hun, how about
a push?

1399
01:11:30,004 --> 01:11:32,238
Kiki... What? No.

1400
01:11:32,239 --> 01:11:34,841
I'm not helping you
with whatever this is.

1401
01:11:34,842 --> 01:11:38,278
What? My legs gave out,
but my will is strong.

1402
01:11:38,279 --> 01:11:40,113
And so are my triceps.

1403
01:11:40,114 --> 01:11:41,180
I'm out.

1404
01:11:41,181 --> 01:11:42,448
I will finish!

1405
01:11:42,449 --> 01:11:46,053
Mark my words! Let's go.

1406
01:11:49,123 --> 01:11:51,758
<i>Just quit.</i>
Forget about the bet.

1407
01:11:51,759 --> 01:11:53,192
<i>You're gonna lose anyway.</i>

1408
01:11:53,193 --> 01:11:54,394
<i>That's right, Pat</i>.

1409
01:11:54,395 --> 01:11:56,996
Miracles just aren't
your skill set.

1410
01:11:56,997 --> 01:11:58,798
We both know you're
going nowhere.

1411
01:12:02,169 --> 01:12:05,271
<i>Don't
listen.</i> Keep going.

1412
01:12:05,272 --> 01:12:10,209
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Oh! Oh, sorry, Pat.

1413
01:12:10,210 --> 01:12:13,613
I wanted a real man, not a boy.

1414
01:12:15,516 --> 01:12:18,184
- Oh, mm.
- Oh!

1415
01:12:18,185 --> 01:12:22,622
He's the best lover
in the lower 48.

1416
01:12:22,623 --> 01:12:24,490
No, it can't be.

1417
01:12:24,491 --> 01:12:28,161
Come on, Pat! Live your life
a quarter mile at a time!

1418
01:12:28,162 --> 01:12:29,262
Dave?

1419
01:12:29,263 --> 01:12:31,331
You're almost there! Let's go!

1420
01:12:31,332 --> 01:12:33,066
- Dave.
- Yeah, buddy!

1421
01:12:33,067 --> 01:12:34,367
I'm working security
for the race.

1422
01:12:34,368 --> 01:12:36,102
Also, I didn't expect to
see you this soon, man.

1423
01:12:36,103 --> 01:12:37,303
You're crushin' it.

1424
01:12:37,304 --> 01:12:39,038
Here. I got you
some of this shit.

1425
01:12:39,039 --> 01:12:40,640
- Goo!
- I guess.

1426
01:12:40,641 --> 01:12:43,276
- Thanks, buddy. I miss you.
- Aw, don't mention it, man.

1427
01:12:43,277 --> 01:12:45,311
You already filled up
my voicemail inbox.

1428
01:12:45,312 --> 01:12:47,080
It really warmed my heart.

1429
01:12:47,081 --> 01:12:49,215
Also, I am dying, okay?

1430
01:12:49,216 --> 01:12:51,517
Your boss is right up
there. You got this!

1431
01:12:53,754 --> 01:12:55,088
Save your breath, okay?

1432
01:12:55,089 --> 01:12:57,724
Also, don't litter in front
of me, okay? I'm security.

1433
01:12:57,725 --> 01:12:58,825
Now, go get that douche!

1434
01:12:58,826 --> 01:13:01,428
Go get him!

1435
01:13:01,895 --> 01:13:03,597
Uh.

1436
01:13:57,985 --> 01:14:00,353
Well, nearing the finish
line is former race walking

1437
01:14:00,354 --> 01:14:02,755
world champion, Harry Hayes.

1438
01:14:02,756 --> 01:14:04,524
<i>The whole
world</i> does this crap?

1439
01:14:04,525 --> 01:14:07,560
<i>Yes, Reggie. Race</i>
walking is a real Olympic sport.

1440
01:14:07,561 --> 01:14:10,296
Jeff, they're devaluing
your Olympian status.

1441
01:14:10,297 --> 01:14:13,700
I know. I-I know.

1442
01:14:15,769 --> 01:14:18,171
On your left! Move!

1443
01:14:18,172 --> 01:14:20,706
Go around! We have
the right of way!

1444
01:14:20,707 --> 01:14:23,676
Eat my ass! I'm
coming through!

1445
01:14:23,677 --> 01:14:25,645
Whoa!

1446
01:14:25,646 --> 01:14:27,815
No! Fuck me!

1447
01:14:28,182 --> 01:14:30,316
<i>Oh, no! We have</i> a
runaway wheelchair athlete

1448
01:14:30,317 --> 01:14:31,918
headed downhill at pace.

1449
01:14:31,919 --> 01:14:34,220
Oh, shit!

1450
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:49,068
- Get out of the way, Harry!
- Kiki!

1451
01:14:49,069 --> 01:14:51,070
Run, Harry, run!

1452
01:14:51,071 --> 01:14:53,507
I will never run! Never!

1453
01:14:55,309 --> 01:14:58,278
For the love of God, just run!

1454
01:14:58,679 --> 01:15:01,647
Race walking ancestors,
give me strength!

1455
01:15:05,686 --> 01:15:07,153
Damn!

1456
01:15:26,140 --> 01:15:28,708
It's all yours.

1457
01:15:37,117 --> 01:15:38,584
That dude shit himself!

1458
01:15:38,585 --> 01:15:42,288
Well, marathons are hard.

1459
01:15:42,289 --> 01:15:44,457
Emmy-winning analysis, Tabitha.

1460
01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:46,994
Jeff, you come into my house...

1461
01:15:47,895 --> 01:15:51,965
Heel, toe, heel, toe,
heel, toe, heel, toe.

1462
01:15:55,602 --> 01:15:57,603
I didn't run. I didn't run.

1463
01:15:57,604 --> 01:16:00,040
I know. I know.

1464
01:16:01,408 --> 01:16:03,410
- Hold on, baby.
- Hold on, Kiki.

1465
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,782
Kiki, stop it. I'm
trying to help you.

1466
01:16:11,285 --> 01:16:12,819
Here we go.

1467
01:16:15,322 --> 01:16:16,723
We know each other.

1468
01:16:23,864 --> 01:16:24,000
Oh, oh.

1469
01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:24,897
Oh, oh.

1470
01:16:24,898 --> 01:16:26,667
Piece of shit.

1471
01:16:34,241 --> 01:16:37,010
Muscle spasm!

1472
01:16:37,344 --> 01:16:40,447
Ow, ow, ow! Punch
it! Punch it! Ow, ow!

1473
01:16:55,046 --> 01:16:57,414
Hey, hey, Steve Pat Fontaine.

1474
01:16:57,415 --> 01:16:59,517
Steve Pat Fontaine, hi.

1475
01:17:00,451 --> 01:17:01,918
What is it, Spencer?

1476
01:17:01,919 --> 01:17:04,988
I just want to congratulate
you on a race well run.

1477
01:17:04,989 --> 01:17:08,191
I mean, all that money going
towards fighting feet cancer.

1478
01:17:08,192 --> 01:17:10,126
- Breast cancer.
- Breast cancer.

1479
01:17:10,127 --> 01:17:12,963
You must feel like King Tit.

1480
01:17:12,964 --> 01:17:16,700
I don't know how I'm gonna break
the news to the sad, little boys

1481
01:17:16,701 --> 01:17:18,435
in the prostate land, but...

1482
01:17:18,436 --> 01:17:19,836
Keep your share.

1483
01:17:19,837 --> 01:17:21,304
That money should go to
fighting prostate cancer.

1484
01:17:21,305 --> 01:17:25,609
Oh, thank you, 'cause my family
history does not bode well.

1485
01:17:25,610 --> 01:17:30,547
And this Nitro Venom is wreaking
havoc on my internal organs.

1486
01:17:30,548 --> 01:17:32,883
I mean, I look like a nut sack.

1487
01:17:32,884 --> 01:17:36,152
I don't why I'm talking
like this, Patty-Cakes,

1488
01:17:36,153 --> 01:17:38,054
but I've just got one question.

1489
01:17:38,055 --> 01:17:42,926
On the finish line,
did I poop a little?

1490
01:17:42,927 --> 01:17:44,394
No, you're good.

1491
01:17:44,395 --> 01:17:46,162
Oh, good 'cause that
would be embarrassing.

1492
01:17:46,163 --> 01:17:48,431
- Spencer.
- Yeah?

1493
01:17:48,432 --> 01:17:50,000
I beat you.

1494
01:17:50,001 --> 01:17:53,403
Yeah, but Patty Longlegs...

1495
01:17:53,404 --> 01:17:56,806
All right, all right...

1496
01:17:59,010 --> 01:18:02,178
<i>And that's how I got</i>
here... in a pretty normal way.

1497
01:18:02,179 --> 01:18:04,648
<i>I just ran almost every day.</i>

1498
01:18:04,649 --> 01:18:07,250
<i>Because being in the race</i>

1499
01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:09,719
<i>is a hell of a lot better than</i>
watching from the sidelines.

1500
01:18:12,723 --> 01:18:15,525
<i>♪ Right now, lick it
good</i> Suck this uh, ♪

1501
01:18:15,526 --> 01:18:18,628
<i>♪ Just like you should</i>
My neck, my back ♪

1502
01:18:18,629 --> 01:18:22,432
<i>♪ Lick my medal</i>
and my cast, uh ♪

1503
01:18:22,433 --> 01:18:23,867
I don't get it.

1504
01:18:23,868 --> 01:18:25,702
You know, 'cause I had
plenty left in the tank,

1505
01:18:25,703 --> 01:18:27,103
so...

1506
01:18:27,104 --> 01:18:30,140
Well, you know, Olympic race
walking is four miles longer

1507
01:18:30,141 --> 01:18:31,541
than a marathon.

1508
01:18:31,542 --> 01:18:32,709
Oh my God, that's it.

1509
01:18:32,710 --> 01:18:33,877
You're gonna be a race walker.

1510
01:18:33,878 --> 01:18:36,913
No, ew. God no.
No. Ultra marathon.

1511
01:18:36,914 --> 01:18:38,515
Of course, I would
need all new gear.

1512
01:18:38,516 --> 01:18:40,050
Hey Google, take a note,

1513
01:18:40,051 --> 01:18:42,953
head lamp, racing snorkle,
closed-loop filtration in case

1514
01:18:42,954 --> 01:18:46,222
I have to drink my own urine.
Blow darts for predators.

1515
01:18:46,223 --> 01:18:49,559
Oh, look, they
have arugula salad.

1516
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:55,198
- Wait, you're not seeing?
- No, I'm not seeing anyone.

1517
01:18:55,199 --> 01:18:57,767
I'm not seeing anyone either.

1518
01:18:57,768 --> 01:19:00,503
- So what was your final time?
- Two fifty-six.

1519
01:19:00,504 --> 01:19:03,473
Wait. Two fifty-six?
Is that a world record?

1520
01:19:03,474 --> 01:19:05,609
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, but it's good.

1521
01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:06,943
It's good. It's good.

1522
01:19:06,944 --> 01:19:08,511
What about you? Think
you'll run another one?

1523
01:19:08,512 --> 01:19:10,480
Uh, let's see, I'm
unemployed now,

1524
01:19:10,481 --> 01:19:12,349
so I have plenty
of time to train

1525
01:19:12,350 --> 01:19:15,185
and I think I love running.

1526
01:19:15,186 --> 01:19:16,753
- Hmm.
- Yeah.

1527
01:19:16,754 --> 01:19:21,358
It's good to know what I
want finally and go after it.

1528
01:19:21,359 --> 01:19:23,727
On that note, you
should get your tab

1529
01:19:23,728 --> 01:19:26,062
and we should get out of here.

1530
01:19:26,063 --> 01:19:28,632
Oh, uh, wow.

1531
01:19:28,633 --> 01:19:31,801
What makes you think I
wanna go on a date with you?

1532
01:19:31,802 --> 01:19:34,037
Not a date, not a date. Um...

1533
01:19:34,038 --> 01:19:37,641
more of a post-marathon
thing? I don't know.

1534
01:19:37,642 --> 01:19:39,776
Something... Something's
different about you.

1535
01:19:39,777 --> 01:19:42,445
And, um, my endorphins
are raging and...

1536
01:19:42,446 --> 01:19:46,383
Oh, uh, I would love to

1537
01:19:46,384 --> 01:19:48,652
probably more than
anything, but, um,

1538
01:19:48,653 --> 01:19:50,820
can I take a rain check?

1539
01:19:50,821 --> 01:19:54,225
I, uh, have to go
see about a guy.

1540
01:19:56,293 --> 01:19:57,094
Cool.

1541
01:20:03,901 --> 01:20:05,602
Hey, man, you're
three hours late!

1542
01:20:05,603 --> 01:20:07,003
I'm sorry! I was
having sex with Julie.

1543
01:20:07,004 --> 01:20:08,438
I tried to postpone it,
but she wasn't having it.

1544
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:10,607
Apparently, it's a post-marathon
thing, so I had to do it,

1545
01:20:10,608 --> 01:20:12,342
but I wanted to do it.
Do you know what I mean?

1546
01:20:12,343 --> 01:20:14,344
I was really lucky to be having
sex with somebody like her,

1547
01:20:14,345 --> 01:20:15,879
so that's where I was.

1548
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,080
Awesome!

1549
01:20:17,081 --> 01:20:19,816
Yeah, yeah, it was.

1550
01:20:19,817 --> 01:20:22,619
Dude, you just ran a marathon
and had sex for three hours.

1551
01:20:22,620 --> 01:20:25,455
- How are you not asleep?
- I don't know.

1552
01:20:25,456 --> 01:20:27,090
But I feel great.

1553
01:20:27,091 --> 01:20:28,525
Also, who is Julie?

1554
01:20:28,526 --> 01:20:30,427
Is she coming? 'Cause I could
put some more pizza bagels in.

1555
01:20:30,428 --> 01:20:31,762
- Does she have a friend?
- No.

1556
01:20:32,663 --> 01:20:34,398
- She has family!
- She has family!

1557
01:20:34,799 --> 01:20:36,099
I hope it's a freaky stepmom!

1558
01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:38,635
Those are some of
my favorite videos.

1559
01:20:38,636 --> 01:20:40,937
<i>♪ You're awesome ♪</i>

1560
01:20:40,938 --> 01:20:42,405
<i>♪ What you will achieve ♪</i>

1561
01:20:42,406 --> 01:20:43,774
<i>♪ You're awesome ♪</i>

1562
01:20:45,418 --> 01:20:46,418
<i>♪ You just gotta believe ♪</i>

1563
01:20:46,419 --> 01:20:48,087
<i>♪ You're awesome ♪</i>

1564
01:20:48,088 --> 01:20:50,255
<i>♪ Every doubt,</i> every mile ♪

1565
01:20:50,256 --> 01:20:52,291
<i>♪ You're awesome ♪</i>

1566
01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:55,360
<i>♪ Gotta get what's your goal ♪</i>

1567
01:21:01,434 --> 01:21:03,302
<i>♪ You're the best ♪</i>

1568
01:21:03,303 --> 01:21:05,237
<i>♪ You're the bomb ♪</i>

1569
01:21:05,238 --> 01:21:07,573
<i>♪ You're awesome ♪</i>

1570
01:21:07,574 --> 01:21:11,310
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1571
01:21:11,311 --> 01:21:13,580
<i>You're awesome.</i>