1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,503 - Are you going out on a date? - Date? 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,838 - No! Tobert has a suspect he has a lead on. 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,590 I'm meeting him for a stakeout, 4 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:08,758 and the place has a dress code. 5 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:12,220 Jonathan? Howard's sweet boyfriend was your guy? 6 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,180 - Who else had more to gain from him dying, you know? 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,306 - Who's he hugging hello? 8 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:18,142 He's wearing a red coat and a cap. 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,562 - That was Ben's private doctor. One of those, uh, celebrity concierge, 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,314 anything-you-need prescription-filler types. 11 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,442 - You're here! Welcome to my slice of New York. 12 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:29,654 Hey, you know who was a real fucking pig? 13 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:30,905 Ben Glenroy. 14 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:33,199 - You didn't mean to propose to me? 15 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,283 - No, I didn't. 16 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,495 - Mabel, be my partner. 17 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:38,913 - I already have partners. 18 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,541 - The old guys? No, they're busy putting together 19 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,836 another bomb of a Broadway show, which leaves you where? 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,217 - Shall I draw us a bath? 21 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:54,888 Oliver? 22 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,724 I'm waiting... 23 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,905 Theaters are known for their ghosts. 24 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,323 Take the Goosebury. 25 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,200 In 1919, 26 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:20,079 Gideon Goosebury was a rising star on the Great White Way. 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,664 But on opening night, 28 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:25,459 playing the lovesick chimney sweep in Ashes to Ashes, 29 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,880 a 300-pound sandbag came loose from the rafters 30 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:31,592 and brained him in the middle of his second-act monologue. 31 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,593 Legend has it, 32 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,972 if you don't sweep Gideon's energy off the stage every night, 33 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:40,808 he'll find a way to curse your show. 34 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,101 There was the cholera outbreak 35 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,396 that tore through the company of Hamlet in 1949, 36 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,315 John Gielgud's crippling shingles attack 37 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,693 during The Iceman Cometh revival in '88, 38 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:53,988 and now the death of Ben Glenroy. 39 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,077 When you make the stage a part of your life, 40 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:03,456 it can be hard to escape your personal ghosts, too. 41 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,336 Your obsessions. 42 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,087 Your failures. 43 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:13,091 Just when you think you've broken free from your old patterns, 44 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,468 boom. 45 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,512 They come back to haunt you. 46 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,931 I know, President McKinley, 47 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,099 Joy took everything. 48 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,268 Except you and me. 49 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,604 The guys with the attitude problems. 50 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,651 But we'll be fine. 51 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,986 We have each other. 52 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,156 But what do you do when your future starts haunting you? 53 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,243 The choices you'll never make. The lives you'll never lead. 54 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,121 What's more dangerous 55 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,207 than someone whose dreams have died? 56 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,667 - Howard! What's wrong? 57 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,753 - I have something I need to confess. 58 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,256 I killed Ben Glenroy. 59 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,349 Legend has it, 60 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,934 three sweeps to the north, 61 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,812 three sweeps to the south, you're safe. 62 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,815 I did that every night during Death Rattle. 63 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,483 But on opening night, 64 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,402 I didn't sweep 65 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,404 and Ben died! 66 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,948 Hold on. 67 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,367 I thought you said you killed Ben Glenroy. 68 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,702 - Yes. CHARLES: Now, you're saying 69 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,787 a ghost killed Ben Glenroy. 70 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,831 - Yes, Charles! It's perfectly simple! 71 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,210 I was protecting our show from a malevolent spirit 72 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,086 with a nightly sweeping ritual. 73 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,671 But on opening night, 74 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,926 I went to get the broom from KT's office 75 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,595 and it was locked. 76 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,431 Strange noises coming from within. 77 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,851 I should have found her. I should have gotten the key. 78 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:32,647 But I try to never interact with KT because of her casual cruelty. 79 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:33,856 And her breath. 80 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,985 So I didn't sweep, and five hours later, 81 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,403 Ben was dead! 82 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,907 - Howard, why haven't you told anyone about this before? 83 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,993 - I guess I convinced myself it was all in my head. 84 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,704 But then, this morning, 85 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,833 I saw him. ALL: Who? 86 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,418 Gideon. 87 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,004 I was at the theater. 88 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,881 I was sweeping 89 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,716 because we're moving back into the theater tomorrow 90 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,262 and I wanna make sure it's completely ghost-free. 91 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,473 And I heard a noise. 92 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,452 Hello? 93 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,705 Is someone there? 94 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,710 I know Krav Maga! 95 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,170 And there he was, 96 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:40,883 in his signature cap and red coat. 97 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,800 I said... 98 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,428 Gideon Goosebury! 99 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,513 Is that you? 100 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,806 And he said... 101 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,766 Sure... 102 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,151 - Howard, I hate to break it to you, but ghosts aren't real. 103 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,611 - Oh, of course, they are. 104 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,237 - Ho! Man in towel! 105 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,031 - Yes, Charles, I'm aware. 106 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,326 Spoiler alert. MABEL: Nope, 107 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,578 not the correct usage of that whatsoever. 108 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,705 - Plot twist? - Still no. 109 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,749 - You know, I shot a ghost hunter doc once 110 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:18,085 and we spent an entire night aboard the haunted Queen Mary. 111 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,796 Around 3:00 AM, alone in the dining room, 112 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,466 I saw her with my own two eyes, the Lady in White. 113 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,511 - Did you know that Queen Mary was England's first queen regnant? 114 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:29,138 A lot of people think it was Matilda from the 12th century 115 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,350 but she was never actually crowned. 116 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,727 - Charles, if the goal was to offer a more interesting anecdote, 117 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,229 we're headed in the wrong direction. 118 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,396 - Hello! 119 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,858 Is anyone hearing what I'm saying?! 120 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,861 There is a murderous ghost loose in our theater right now 121 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,780 and he's coming from one of us next! 122 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:48,741 Oh! God! I'm telling you... 123 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,576 Howard, breathe! 124 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,912 - Hey, just, uh, give us a moment. Hm? 125 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,497 - Hey, what's up with your tooth? 126 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,415 - Oh, it's a temporary. If I like it, 127 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,293 the dentist says he'll do the rest to match. What do you think? 128 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,214 - Bright. Like a headlight. - Oh. Ah. 129 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,383 - Okay. Obviously, Howard didn't see an actual ghost 130 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,385 but I still think it's worthwhile us going over there. 131 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,803 - Oh, I totally agree. 132 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:11,180 S... Sorry. We're having a conversation here. 133 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,349 - Mabel, did you hear what he said about the cap and the red coat? 134 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,393 I mean, it kinda sounds like... - Ben's doctor? 135 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,811 - I had the same thought. - Jesus. 136 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:20,481 - Right, so he saw us last night, and then realized he'd been made... 137 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,526 - So he goes straight to the theater this morning to cover his tracks. 138 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:26,237 - Exactly. I mean, if he and Jonathan are behind the poisoning, 139 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,447 then they'd definitely wanna make sure there's no evidence. 140 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,825 That's good. 141 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,619 - Oh, sorry. Hi! We're still here. 142 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,496 - Yeah, the original three who came into the dining room. 143 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,622 - Yeah, remember that? 144 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,624 - Yeah. 145 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,793 - You suspect Jonathan now? 146 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,962 - And you're investigating with this guy? 147 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,465 - Jonathan was Ben's understudy. That's a pretty big motive. 148 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,886 And I told you I was going on a stakeout with Tobert last night. 149 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:52,680 - Oh yeah. Right. I forgot. 150 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,849 I was probably preoccupied with Joy, 151 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,810 who left me, by the way. Spoiler alert. 152 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,438 - Wait, Joy left you? When? 153 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,690 - Yesterday. - Are you okay, Charles? 154 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,984 - Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. 155 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,485 This is not my first rodeo. 156 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,905 This old clown's been bucked by Lady Love before 157 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,781 and got back up to ride again. 158 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,450 Yee-haw! 159 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,076 - Very convincing. - Well, the point is 160 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,703 I'm completely fine, 161 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,956 and Joy did not write "fucking pig." 162 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,083 Well, someone did. 163 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,877 Is it possible this ghost thing 164 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,129 is Howard trying to cover for Jonathan? 165 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,089 - He sounded genuinely distraught. 166 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:30,010 - And we all know that Howard can't act his way out of a damp paper bag. 167 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,845 Here's a thought. Why don't I go with Howard 168 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,805 to the theater alone? 169 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:35,890 I'll throw him a bone. 170 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,143 We can look into his ghost thing, you know? 171 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:42,313 What? - Nothing, it's just surprising. 172 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,774 You haven't exactly been driving this investigation. 173 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:47,276 In fact, you've been anti-investigation. 174 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,781 - Well, why don't I make it up to you with a little solo mish? 175 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,658 Mish is short f-for mishegoss. 176 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,743 - No way. I'm coming, too. 177 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,828 - If you're going, so am I. - Alright, I'm gonna tell Tobert. 178 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:01,374 - Wait! Mabel, a word? You know, we're kind of a trio. 179 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,918 - And we're not hiring. 180 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,127 - Alright, fine. 181 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,505 This'll be fun, the three of us together. 182 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,006 I've missed this. 183 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,844 - Hey! Jack, Janet, and Chrissy, can we speed this up, please?! 184 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,221 It's a Three's Company reference! 185 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,431 Those were the original character names on the show 186 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,767 before they changed Chrissy to Cindy! 187 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:20,977 Why the fuck am I yelling?! 188 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,937 Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know! Because there is 189 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,730 a murderous ghost on the loose! 190 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:37,577 - It's dark in here. - Except for the ghost light. 191 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,913 - Whoever Howard saw might still be here. Keep it down. 192 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,291 I'm sorry. I was saying the ghost light 193 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,084 is an old theater tradition. 194 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,170 It has to stay on at all times, 195 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,796 and it never ever goes out. 196 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,758 - Nonbeliever says what? 197 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,011 - That was kinda strange. 198 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,890 - No, no, KT probably did it. She must be here running cues. 199 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,934 Why don't you all go see if she's in the booth behind the balcony 200 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,896 and I'll look around the dressing rooms? Good? Good. 201 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:07,398 - No! We have to stick together. 202 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,400 - That's right. First rule of every horror movie. 203 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,360 Never get separated. 204 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,030 - All this commotion can't be good for President McKinley. 205 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:17,742 - The fish is named President McKinley? - Why is he here with us again? 206 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,786 - Imagine you're in a fish tank all day long, and you look out, 207 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,747 and you see two people walking by. 208 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:25,708 And then one day, you only see one. 209 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,876 He could be traumatized. 210 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,339 - That's exactly how Gideon died. 211 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,882 - It is? 212 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:35,092 Could Gideon be out for me now? 213 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,094 - Charles, do not make this all about you! 214 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,141 Okay, maybe it is about you. 215 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,863 Oh God, oh God, oh God. 216 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,783 Broom! I need that broom! 217 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,537 - Damn it, Howard, you made me fuck up my highlighting. 218 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,750 - KT, we may have an issue. 219 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,753 - The issue is I was just nearly killed by two falling sandbags. 220 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,922 - Ladies and gentlemen, stay calm. 221 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,924 I'm gonna need everyone to keep the stage clear 222 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,843 while I safety check the flies. 223 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,845 Now, who has small hands who can help me test the ropes? 224 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,931 - Take Howard. He has hands like an American Girl doll. 225 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,225 - I do not. - Howard, go with KT. 226 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,768 Do literally whatever she says. 227 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,483 Hey. 228 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,611 Is this an attendance sheet? - Yeah, it's a sign-in sheet. 229 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,697 You sign in when you come in at half hour. 230 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,407 - Handwriting samples from the whole cast. 231 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,284 We can use this to compare 232 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,995 to the "fucking pig" on Ben's mirror. 233 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,038 - Oh, I don't know. I don't think that would be very helpful. 234 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,499 - It's exactly the kind of thing that you would do. 235 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,960 I basically pulled it from the Oliver Putnam playbook. 236 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,546 - Well, that playbook is mine to play with, 237 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,299 so gimme that. 238 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,594 - Is he leaking? His water seems low. 239 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,889 - I still don't understand why you brought him. 240 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,390 - Oh. Well, 241 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,894 this is a little embarrassing to say, but... 242 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,896 this fish is all I have right now. 243 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,315 It's not like all of us have hot new boyfriends. 244 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,483 - Tobert is not my boyfriend. 245 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,402 - Oh, so you do pronounce the final T. 246 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,988 It's not like a French cheese. Tobere... 247 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:22,450 Uh, garçon? S'il vous plait, I would like a le Tobere. 248 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,452 Oh, oui, monsieur. Et votre... - Okay! 249 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:27,206 I'm just gonna cut you off at the cheese. - Well... 250 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,291 did you record with him for our podcast? 251 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,626 - No! - Well, 252 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,170 you showed him our Murder Board. 253 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,547 And how about our red string? Did you let his handsome fingers 254 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,925 move our red string around? 255 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,718 - Charles. - Well, how can we trust you 256 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,178 with confidential case information 257 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,889 when we know you might share it with a stranger at any moment? 258 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,892 - How can you trust me? Wha... I... 259 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,810 And he's not a stranger. 260 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,480 - We just have to be careful who we get involved with. 261 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,692 - Yeah, and I think I have a better track record with that than you. 262 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,152 Tobert has done more for this case 263 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,406 in the past two days than you have the past two weeks. 264 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,867 - Okay, yeah. But I've been busy. 265 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,870 Yeah, but I... 266 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,872 Where the hell is Oliver? - You know, 267 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,791 President McKinley is definitely leaking. 268 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,334 I need to find something to put him in. 269 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,461 I think there's a props closet down the hall. 270 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,838 - Yeah, you go ahead and do that, 271 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,090 Oliver can do whatever the hell he's doing, 272 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:22,510 and I'll keep investigating, alone, as usual! 273 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,934 - Okay... 274 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,863 I really don't see it. 275 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,616 How many ways are there to write an F anyway? 276 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,203 Son of a bitch. 277 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,666 Guys? 278 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,920 Th-There's something here I think you should see. 279 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,300 Hello? 280 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,509 Is someone there? 281 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,306 I also know Krav Maga! 282 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,890 Hello? 283 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,435 I'm coming up, so... 284 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,355 I'm here. 285 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,025 So... 286 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,788 My God, this looks like the Phantom of the Opera's college dorm room. 287 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,792 - You're right. I never should have brought you here. 288 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,428 Hello. Get you a little water. 289 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,848 No problem. Ooh. 290 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,603 You're an indoor fish. You belong in a tank. 291 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,773 Water is water, right? 292 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,110 Hey, who loves you? Go ahead, stretch out. 293 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,904 I'll be back to get you when we're done. 294 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,200 Hello. 295 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,035 Really? 296 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,082 Hello? Hello! 297 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,042 No need to panic. 298 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,836 My friends will notice I'm gone, 299 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,338 and they'll come back to get me. 300 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,926 I said don't panic! 301 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,679 Ah! 302 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,347 - Ow! 303 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,683 Jesus Christ, you bit me. 304 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,477 - Yeah, well, that's just the tip of the incisor, you fucking... 305 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:41,107 Jerry? Jerry Blau? 306 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,901 - Oliver. Oh, thank God, a fellow director. 307 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,112 - You shouldn't sneak up on people like that, Jerry! 308 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,656 I'm not a young man! You could've given me a heart attack! 309 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:52,243 - I'm sorry, Ollie. I thought you were someone coming to kick me out. 310 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:53,744 - What are you doing here? 311 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,331 Donna fired you off this show a year ago. 312 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,791 Are you living in here? 313 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,878 - No. I mean, yes. I'm squatting. 314 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:05,423 But there's a rich tradition of that in the theater, right? 315 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,966 - Right. 316 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,885 I did spend a complicated three months 317 00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,095 living in Maureen Stapleton's mud room. 318 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,265 But this is a different situation! You shouldn't be here, Jerry. 319 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,809 - Just wait. I can explain. 320 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,270 Have a seat. 321 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,857 Can I interest you in a snack? 322 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,442 - No, I'm good. Thanks. 323 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,361 - It's so nice having company. 324 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,865 Oh! 325 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,493 - Charles? Oliver? 326 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,463 Tobert? - Wow. Look, 327 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:48,049 I know that you wanted to be with your guys, okay? 328 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,801 But I decided to tail Jonathan and he led me right here to the theater. 329 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,094 Shh. 330 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,596 That's him. 331 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,890 Alright, come on. Let's go. 332 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,475 Maybe unhand me? 333 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,228 - Oh! Yeah, sorry. - Thanks. 334 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,687 - Hey, I'm glad you came. 335 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,361 - You don't like me, do you? KT: You're irrelevant to the show. 336 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,530 Therefore, you're irrelevant to me. 337 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,990 - Irrelevant? I have been protecting this show 338 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,409 from negative spirits since day one. 339 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,578 And if you hadn't locked your office on opening night, 340 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:21,082 I wouldn't have missed a day and Ben Glenroy might still be alive. 341 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,417 First of all, my office door is never locked. 342 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,002 - It was locked on opening night. 343 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:28,423 - Not by me it wasn't. And what negative spirits? 344 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,300 Not Gideon. 345 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,886 You know about Gideon? 346 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,390 - Fuck it, Howard, I've done 43 shows in this building! 347 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,141 Of course, I know about Gideon! 348 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,644 - Shh! 349 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,356 - But do you know how dangerous he can be? 350 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,025 - I do. That's why I was sweeping. 351 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,196 - Fuckin' amateur hour. Sweeping does nothing. 352 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,283 - It doesn't? - Mm-mmm. 353 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,078 - This is the closest I've ever come to my dream job 354 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,496 and I fucked it up. 355 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,124 - Your dream job was to be an assistant? 356 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,128 - No, an actor. I always wanted to act. 357 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,254 But then, in junior high, 358 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,715 I got cast as John Proctor in The Crucible. 359 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:11,717 Mm. 360 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:15,387 It was thrilling at first. 361 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,931 Feeling the spotlight warm my face 362 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,935 the first time I delivered my big monologue. 363 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,523 But after the show, my mother told me 364 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,526 my stage voice was matronly and shrill. 365 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:34,031 She said she never wanted to hear me use that voice again in public. 366 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:39,411 So I quit before I even began. 367 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,497 - Damn. 368 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,461 I always wanted to be a director. 369 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,505 But that ship has sailed. 370 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,423 - Don't say that. 371 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,133 You're not Gideon. 372 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,553 You're not dead. Yet. 373 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,183 - You don't sweep Gideon away. 374 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,728 You have to include him. Come on. 375 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,402 - How long have I been abandoned? One hour? Five hours? 376 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,655 Nice to know I'm missed, huh? 377 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,908 You know what? 378 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,952 Maybe you're right. 379 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:23,538 If you piss off everyone in your tank, 380 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,749 how can you blame them when you end up alone? 381 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,545 Wh-Why did I have to make fun of that guy's name? "Tobert." 382 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:32,548 It's a perfectly good name! 383 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,309 But we're gonna get through this, you and me. 384 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,552 You don't mind if I relieve myself, do ya? 385 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,470 I had two cups of coffee, 386 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,014 and who knows how long we're gonna be in here. 387 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,813 After Donna fired me, 388 00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,148 Marshall and I had a dispute 389 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:54,402 about my ability to continue paying our mortgage 390 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:57,864 and I was asked to vacate the premises. 391 00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:00,366 Luckily, this place is free, 392 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,661 as long as I don't get caught. Shh... 393 00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,788 - So, you're the ghost? 394 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,750 - Your manservant spotted me this morning. 395 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,713 I heard him ranting about Gideon Goosebury, 396 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,382 and I thought if I could pretend to be him, 397 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,177 offer a few frights, drop a few sandbags, 398 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,053 it might scare you all off. 399 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,431 - Long shot, I know, but... 400 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,809 is there also any chance that you killed Ben Glenroy? 401 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,353 - Really, Oliver? I'm offended. 402 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,732 I may have suffered a minor career setback 403 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,651 but I'm not a monster! 404 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,739 Ah! Oh my... Is that a rat?! 405 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,700 - You came on a good night. 406 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,204 - I doubt I'll have a good night ever again. 407 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,000 - You okay, Ollie? 408 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,048 - You know the first rule of theater? 409 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,550 - Don't feed Hugh Jackman after midnight. 410 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,802 - The other one. - Oh! 411 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,555 You fell in love with one of your actors. 412 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:05,682 - Yes. 413 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,602 - Lady with the braids? - Mm-hmm. 414 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,898 - Now you're worried because of her violent temper. 415 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,817 - What? Wh-What violent temper? 416 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,321 - Well, you know what happened backstage on opening night? 417 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,907 Oh! You don't know. 418 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:27,037 Well luckily, you're not the only director here. 419 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,207 Voilà. Puppets. 420 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,500 - Oh good lord. 421 00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:36,128 See? I keep busy. 422 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,172 So then, I say to the guy, 423 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,884 "Look, if you're so tough, then you ride the moped into the chimp enclosure." 424 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,388 - And he goes... - he go... 425 00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:49,476 Mr. President! 426 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,529 - Thank you. - Uh... Give those back. 427 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:05,032 - What's this? - Dr. Hiram Camareri. 428 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,243 Dr. C, I presume? - I don't know what you're talking about. 429 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,330 - Come on, Jonathan. You know we just saw you with Ben's doctor last night. 430 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,210 - Alright. Fine. 431 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,505 I've been really anxious 432 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,716 since taking over Ben's part. 433 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:24,177 It's a lot of pressure being the lead. 434 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:27,180 So I asked Dr. C for some help. He could get Ben anything he wanted. 435 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:31,017 So he gave me the "leading man cocktail." 436 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:34,604 It's a mix of beta blockers, Propecia, HGH, 437 00:22:34,605 --> 00:22:37,107 and just a dash of methamphetamine. 438 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,443 All the same things Ben was taking. 439 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,196 - So you didn't wanna be the lead. 440 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,448 - No. 441 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,575 And please don't tell Howard. 442 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,619 He wouldn't understand. 443 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,162 It's his dream, 444 00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:54,248 but he has no idea what it's like 445 00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:57,753 to carry the weight of an entire show on your shoulders. 446 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:15,354 Everybody knows you don't take a fish in the theater, you idiot! 447 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,314 Oh jeez! 448 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,075 President McKinley! Oh! 449 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,576 Ho! Ho! Ho! 450 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:34,121 I saved you from your second assassination attempt. 451 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,791 This is the universe telling us that no matter what kind of hardships, 452 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:39,126 we... Wait. Is that an intercom? 453 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,128 Hello? This is Charles. 454 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,756 This... I'm in the... Can you hear me? I'm in the prop room! 455 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:46,092 Hey! 456 00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,227 Ah! Ah! Ah... 457 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,484 Hey, w-we got a smoke issue! 458 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:10,367 - Now, at half hour on the night in question, 459 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,954 I saw Braids Lady 460 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:18,124 jawboning with Mr. Movie Star Man 461 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:20,835 while they were rehearsing their big fight scene 462 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,172 on the steps of the lighthouse. 463 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,631 Something set her off. 464 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,009 Probably Movie Man taking the stage-choking 465 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,802 a scooch too far. 466 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:33,055 He gets rough, so she gets in his face 467 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,808 and calls him, and I quote, 468 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:39,437 a "Cocksucking ding-dong." 469 00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:40,855 - That doesn't sound like her. 470 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:44,692 - I'm up in the rafters. I'm only getting every third word. 471 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:48,030 It could have been "fucking pig." 472 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,823 Anyway, now, 473 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,992 the Albino Fella comes along. 474 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:54,535 - You mean Charles? 475 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,246 - The has-been with the hair, yeah. 476 00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,665 He comes right in the middle of all of this 477 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,709 and clocks Mr. Movie Star 478 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:04,378 right in the kisser. 479 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:05,546 Blammo! 480 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,674 - Charles punched Ben? 481 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,843 - You didn't know any of this? 482 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,307 - Are you sure this'll work? 483 00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:18,893 - It's worked 42 times before. 484 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:22,356 - And this is the actual monologue Gideon was giving the moment he died? 485 00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,734 - Yep. Now, call him to the stage. 486 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,238 - Gideon, are you there? 487 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:32,406 - Oh, come on! Use your stage voice! 488 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,910 Sing out, Louise! 489 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:40,790 - Oh, Gideon. - Your stage voice! 490 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,667 Oh, Gideon! 491 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:46,420 We come not to banish but to praise you! 492 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:49,006 Join us so we may finish 493 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:52,301 your great unfinished work! 494 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:54,805 - Don't forget to direct me. - Oh. Okay. 495 00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:01,936 "Oh, Irene, how could a poor sweep like me 496 00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:05,439 ever hope to win the love of a fine lady like yourself?" 497 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,818 - It's a strong start. - Thanks. 498 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,695 If you are seeing this video, 499 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,697 it means that I am dead. 500 00:26:12,698 --> 00:26:14,073 I perished alone 501 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:17,077 with only a fish as my witness. 502 00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,745 Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Charles, 503 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,664 why didn't you scream?" Well, I did! 504 00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,708 "Why didn't you call somebody on your phone?" 505 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:26,627 Because I'm in a closet with no bars! 506 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,297 "Why didn't you use your jimmy keys?" 507 00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:30,924 Jimmy keys? 508 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,471 Hello, baby. 509 00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,890 What do we really know? 510 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:40,725 Loretta hated Ben. 511 00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:42,351 She was violent towards Ben. 512 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,604 She had a motive and opportunity to kill Ben. 513 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:47,900 But, does that make her a murderer or just... 514 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:49,943 quirky? 515 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,823 God, I'm screwed, aren't I? 516 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:59,243 - Oliver, how far do you and I go back? 517 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,746 - All the way back to our original hairlines. 518 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:06,584 - All the way back to the dawn of off-off-off-Broadway. 519 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:10,171 And back then, you told me the key to directing. 520 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,673 - Yes, I remember. 521 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:13,925 Remind me. - You said, 522 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:17,011 "The only wrong choice is no choice. 523 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,764 Indecision is death." 524 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:23,100 - I said that? Jesus, it's so bleak. 525 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:25,269 - You are not a young man, Oliver. 526 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:27,605 You said so yourself. 527 00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:30,900 It's time to shit or get off the bucket. 528 00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:33,528 Choose what matters to you 529 00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:37,491 and then do whatever you have to do to get it. 530 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:39,992 Or you'll end up like me. 531 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:42,453 Neither behind the scene or on stage. 532 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:44,705 More dead than alive. 533 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,377 - Thanks, Jer. I know what I have to do. 534 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:52,046 - Oliver, you won't tell anyone I'm here, right? 535 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,049 - I won't tell. But... 536 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,968 you should really go home to Marshall. 537 00:27:56,969 --> 00:27:58,762 - And eat his food? 538 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:06,185 So Ben was on all of those drugs. 539 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,397 - Well, when Jonathan said the cocktail had a dash of meth, 540 00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:11,357 why didn't that show up in his autopsy? 541 00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:14,068 Oh! Oh, thank God! 542 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:16,864 Charles?! 543 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:19,073 - Mother? - Charles! 544 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,367 - Oh! Mabel! I was trapped. 545 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:24,288 Years went by! Do I have a beard? Is SNL still on? 546 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:26,747 - You were gone for 20 minutes. 547 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,333 - Oh, well, I-I'm parched and I'm weak. 548 00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,502 - You know what, let me see if I can find you some electrolytes. 549 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,880 - Thank you! Finally, someone's thinking about me! 550 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,048 Thank you, Tobert! 551 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:38,718 Did you ask him to come down here? Are we partnering with him now? 552 00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:41,470 He came here on his own to follow a lead, 553 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:44,473 like investigators do in an investigation. 554 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:47,435 - Oh, I'm sorry, but who left who to die in a fog closet? 555 00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:48,728 - Who left... 556 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:52,064 I swear, you and Oliver are working my last nerve today. 557 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:54,735 - Really? Where is Oliver? 558 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:56,485 - Hey! 559 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,657 - "When I think of you giving your heart to another, 560 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,577 I die a thousand deaths." 561 00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:07,830 - Bigger! - "A thousand deaths!" 562 00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:09,624 - Yes, it's working! Okay, pace it up! 563 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:12,084 "I'll never rest until we're together as we were meant to be." 564 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,961 Yes! Feel him inside you! 565 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:16,672 Gideon! 566 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,301 Gideon is with us! 567 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,970 - Oliver, stop! What are you doing?! 568 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,931 - I'm making a choice. - That's evidence! 569 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:28,601 - This isn't a crime scene anymore, Mabel. The police got their guy. 570 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:29,894 It's a dressing room. 571 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:32,563 And since we're coming in here tomorrow for rehearsal, it needs to be cleaned. 572 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,065 - Oliver, you're crossing a line. 573 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,817 - Oh, I'm crossing a line? 574 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:39,195 This from the guy who punched Ben Glenroy on the night of the murder 575 00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:41,572 and conveniently forgot to tell us about it. 576 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,241 - You what? You punched Ben? 577 00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:45,618 - Because he attacked Loretta and I told him to stay away from her. 578 00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:46,994 But the real question is, 579 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,163 why is your production so out of control 580 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:51,749 that your actors are beating each other up on opening night? 581 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,376 - Oh, this is my fault, is it? 582 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,379 - Well, you're the director. Someone has to be responsible for the fact 583 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,839 that your show is a death trap. 584 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,092 Today alone, I almost died three times. 585 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:04,929 - What? - Two sandbags and a killer fog. 586 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:07,056 - Well, I'm so, so sorry for trying to breathe life 587 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,767 into your dead career by putting you on Broadway. 588 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:12,436 - My career was not dead. 589 00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:15,649 Did you know that Brazzos wanted to do burrito-sodes? 590 00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:19,944 Thirty-second bonus episodes available exclusively 591 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:23,155 on the Chipotle app but I said no because I wanted to do this 592 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:25,533 which I realize now was a huge mistake! 593 00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:27,201 - Oh, it was, huh? Well maybe, 594 00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:30,037 I should have hired someone who could actually sing! 595 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:33,249 - Well, maybe you should have because I quit. 596 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,500 - Fine! - Fine! 597 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:35,544 Charles! 598 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,754 Why didn't you tell me what happened with Ben on opening night? 599 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:41,966 - Because she was his girlfriend and I was trying to protect him 600 00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:44,136 'cause he's my buddy! 601 00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:46,679 Was. MABEL: Wait, 602 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,724 Loretta's a part of this, too? What else is she keeping from us? 603 00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:53,144 - I don't know and, frankly, I don't care. 604 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:55,229 - Oliver, what the fuck are you doing?! 605 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,940 - You know, you are like a dog with a bone, Mabel. 606 00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:00,943 They arrested someone for Ben's murder, remember? 607 00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:04,238 And yet, you keep trying to throw suspicion onto my cast. 608 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,490 You know, I know you've never had a grownup job before 609 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,619 but guess what? They matter. 610 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,787 - Wow. - Oliver. 611 00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:14,123 - In a few weeks, Loretta goes on to star 612 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:16,751 in Death Rattle Dazzle, and I finally get 613 00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:18,628 what I've been working for my whole life. 614 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:20,506 I won't let you jeopardize that! 615 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,590 - Cinda was right. 616 00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,342 - What does that mean? - Cinda Canning? 617 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:27,762 - Cinda fucking Canning asked me to partner with her 618 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:30,598 and I said that I was already part of a team. 619 00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:32,517 She said that I don't need you guys 620 00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:35,144 and I'm starting to see that she's right. 621 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:39,315 All I do is put up with your self-involved insanity! 622 00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:42,610 The musical, the White Room, the proposal, 623 00:31:42,611 --> 00:31:45,154 but a man is dead! 624 00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:48,074 A man who actually meant something to me! 625 00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,784 And I'm gonna figure out who did it 626 00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:53,204 whether the two of you give a shit or not! I'm done! 627 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,882 Sometimes, 628 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:07,385 all you need to banish your ghosts... 629 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:10,680 is for someone to see you... 630 00:32:10,681 --> 00:32:12,974 - Bravo! 631 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:20,023 And understand your dreams. 632 00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:38,000 It's only when you're alone... 633 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:44,006 that the real haunting begins.