1 00:00:05,765 --> 00:00:07,806 Previously, on Heels... 2 00:00:07,848 --> 00:00:09,087 Willie around? 3 00:00:09,129 --> 00:00:10,889 Not at the moment. Can I help you? 4 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:13,011 She leave anything for me? 5 00:00:13,053 --> 00:00:14,652 You're not gonna be some gushing fanboy 6 00:00:14,694 --> 00:00:16,374 all day, are you? 7 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,857 Just go to the bar and get me two goddamn martinis. 8 00:00:18,899 --> 00:00:20,458 Whatever the fuck you say. 9 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,500 Crystal. Meet Elle Dorado. 10 00:00:22,542 --> 00:00:23,621 Real name's Tanya. 11 00:00:23,663 --> 00:00:24,903 Elle's a pro. 12 00:00:24,945 --> 00:00:26,504 Oh! 13 00:00:26,546 --> 00:00:27,625 So are you. 14 00:00:27,667 --> 00:00:29,908 Crystal! Crystal! 15 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:31,269 It's granddad's crown. 16 00:00:31,311 --> 00:00:32,590 It's all right, buddy. 17 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,192 Your dad won't care. 18 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,273 I got this idea. 19 00:00:35,315 --> 00:00:37,317 Could use some help. 20 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,079 You help me restore my honour in the ring 21 00:00:41,121 --> 00:00:44,442 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia, 22 00:00:44,484 --> 00:00:47,805 or I hit you back and take every goddamn dollar you make 23 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:50,008 for the rest of your goddamn life. 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,052 Yeah! Yeah! 25 00:00:54,574 --> 00:00:57,375 Oh! 26 00:00:57,417 --> 00:01:01,179 I am... the Condamned. 27 00:01:01,221 --> 00:01:04,424 Whoo! 28 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:56,694 Listen up, folks! 29 00:02:56,736 --> 00:03:01,259 It's "con-damned." 30 00:03:01,301 --> 00:03:04,502 Do not conjure incorrectly. 31 00:03:04,544 --> 00:03:07,225 You risk offending that bewildering barnstormer. 32 00:03:07,267 --> 00:03:09,307 His voice may have been garbled, 33 00:03:09,349 --> 00:03:11,029 but that spectre can't possibly share 34 00:03:11,071 --> 00:03:12,910 a name with the most high, 35 00:03:12,952 --> 00:03:17,315 for the most high has cast that demon below. 36 00:03:17,357 --> 00:03:18,436 Say it with me. 37 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:19,597 Con! 38 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:20,798 Con! 39 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,839 Damned! 40 00:03:21,881 --> 00:03:22,760 Damned! 41 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,002 All together! 42 00:03:24,044 --> 00:03:25,843 Condamned! 43 00:03:25,885 --> 00:03:27,325 Condamned! Condamned! 44 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:31,889 Condamned! Condamned! Condamned! 45 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:33,811 For those of you wondering, "What was that?" 46 00:03:33,853 --> 00:03:35,653 that was the Condamned. 47 00:03:35,695 --> 00:03:38,136 Come back next week as we peel back the mystery 48 00:03:38,178 --> 00:03:40,178 of he who fell from the skylight. 49 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,699 This is Eddie Earl with Bobby Pin, 50 00:03:41,741 --> 00:03:43,781 signing off from Duffy, Georgia, 51 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:46,104 the cradle of the greatest wrestling in America, 52 00:03:46,146 --> 00:03:47,985 the DWL. 53 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:49,587 What the heck was that? 54 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,269 Uh, that was the Condamned. 55 00:03:51,311 --> 00:03:52,870 Well, they-they could have told us that. 56 00:03:52,912 --> 00:03:54,552 A heads-up would have been nice. 57 00:03:54,594 --> 00:03:58,716 Condamned! Condamned! Condamned! 58 00:03:58,758 --> 00:04:01,159 Jack or Ace tell you that was the fucking finish? 59 00:04:01,201 --> 00:04:02,760 No. They kayfabed all of us. 60 00:04:02,802 --> 00:04:03,961 Tryin' to keep us on our toes. 61 00:04:04,003 --> 00:04:05,483 I almost had a heart attack. 62 00:04:05,525 --> 00:04:07,085 I know CPR, if it ever happens. 63 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:08,566 - It's gonna happen! - Listen, guys. 64 00:04:08,608 --> 00:04:10,208 Ace is my daughter's godfather, 65 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,050 and I didn't even know he was in town. 66 00:04:12,092 --> 00:04:13,491 Willie, if y'all knew anything about that, 67 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:15,012 it's bullshit you kept it a secret. 68 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:17,615 Rule #1 of kayfabe is don't kayfabe the boys! 69 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:19,457 Secrets are only secrets if you don't tell anyone. 70 00:04:19,499 --> 00:04:21,459 Willie, a company of compadres are only 71 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:23,221 true compadres when we know what 72 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,702 we are all compadre-ing about. 73 00:04:24,744 --> 00:04:27,185 A mysterious seraph riding in on a chariot? 74 00:04:27,227 --> 00:04:28,786 'Twas glorious. Admit it. 75 00:04:28,828 --> 00:04:29,907 I don't gotta admit shit. 76 00:04:29,949 --> 00:04:31,589 -Bill-- -Bobby. 77 00:04:31,631 --> 00:04:33,271 Don't know the word "seraph." 78 00:04:33,313 --> 00:04:35,633 Seraph's a high-ranking angel, young Bob. 79 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:36,954 He's an angel, but he's damned? 80 00:04:36,996 --> 00:04:38,276 Condamned. 81 00:04:38,318 --> 00:04:40,238 So he's a fallen angel, like Satan. 82 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,639 Satan? 83 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:43,441 Nobody told me Ace was playing Satan. 84 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:44,962 No. Ace isn't playing Satan. 85 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:46,364 So then what is he? 86 00:04:46,406 --> 00:04:47,805 He's whatever Jack and Ace say he is, 87 00:04:47,847 --> 00:04:49,527 and when they tell us, that's when we'll know. 88 00:04:49,569 --> 00:04:50,968 Well, as a reporter, I'm supposed to ask questions. 89 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:52,810 During the show. The show's over, dummy. 90 00:04:52,852 --> 00:04:54,132 Good shit tonight. 91 00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:55,052 We gotta cover this entire night 92 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,134 for the podcast. 93 00:04:56,176 --> 00:04:57,495 Yeah? Write up some notes. 94 00:04:57,537 --> 00:04:58,736 Text me. 95 00:04:58,778 --> 00:05:00,378 Where's my brother? 96 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:02,420 That was a top-five DWL moment right there! 97 00:05:02,462 --> 00:05:03,901 Do you feel good? 98 00:05:03,943 --> 00:05:05,383 You should feel good. 99 00:05:05,425 --> 00:05:06,864 -Think it got over? -Course it got over. 100 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,025 Big time. 101 00:05:08,067 --> 00:05:09,907 Crowd was gasping and shouting. 102 00:05:09,949 --> 00:05:11,829 Ace Spade is back. 103 00:05:11,871 --> 00:05:13,871 Yeah, well, it's not like it's me, Ace Spade. 104 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,194 It's supposed to be this thing where i-it's not me, 105 00:05:16,236 --> 00:05:18,916 so it doesn't have to be me, but... yeah. 106 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:19,917 It felt good. 107 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:20,918 It should've. 108 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,360 It was good. 109 00:05:22,402 --> 00:05:24,922 Well, it's a first step anyway. 110 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,287 Oh, shit. 111 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,409 -What? -Hey. 112 00:05:31,451 --> 00:05:32,810 Told you we should have told Gully. 113 00:05:32,852 --> 00:05:34,292 Wasn't his business. 114 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,933 I don't think that's gonna fly. 115 00:05:35,975 --> 00:05:37,455 Bill? 116 00:05:37,497 --> 00:05:39,897 Coming, dear. 117 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,900 That was a damn entrance. 118 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,343 Wasn't sure I could pull it off. 119 00:05:45,385 --> 00:05:46,624 Butterflies. 120 00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:48,025 Emotions, you know. 121 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:50,069 Hey, it's good to have you back, man. 122 00:05:53,112 --> 00:05:54,992 I just wanna say, if you need to talk to anyone 123 00:05:55,034 --> 00:05:57,275 about anything, I'm-I'm here for ya. 124 00:05:57,317 --> 00:06:00,438 Even... even if I am a married man with a baby, 125 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,080 that don't make me, uh... I don't know, 126 00:06:03,122 --> 00:06:06,164 not your friend. 127 00:06:06,206 --> 00:06:08,286 You know, part of the reason I un-retired and came back 128 00:06:08,328 --> 00:06:12,292 was to do this with you, so just saying reach out. 129 00:06:14,614 --> 00:06:17,895 You're a good friend, Jim. 130 00:06:17,937 --> 00:06:19,337 I haven't been one to you lately. 131 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,459 Oh, cut the shit. 132 00:06:21,501 --> 00:06:23,461 I'm not trying to have a long conversation. 133 00:06:23,503 --> 00:06:25,183 Not here, anyway. 134 00:06:25,225 --> 00:06:28,828 Just, uh, stop by and visit your goddaughter. 135 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:31,509 I'm gonna. 136 00:06:31,551 --> 00:06:33,553 I promise. 137 00:06:34,754 --> 00:06:37,034 Oh, and be ready to stay the night, 138 00:06:37,076 --> 00:06:40,438 'cause we're goin' out, and you're babysitting. 139 00:06:48,648 --> 00:06:50,688 Pick your poison. 140 00:06:50,730 --> 00:06:53,170 I'd take one of each, but, uh, I gotta head out. 141 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:55,653 One beer. 142 00:06:55,695 --> 00:06:57,295 Can't. Road life. 143 00:06:57,337 --> 00:06:58,896 Get in, get out, move on. 144 00:06:58,938 --> 00:07:00,698 Break a few hearts along the way, if I'm lucky. 145 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:04,462 Tanya, you were... so great tonight. 146 00:07:04,504 --> 00:07:06,304 I-I'll push Jack to bring you back. 147 00:07:06,346 --> 00:07:08,105 Focus on them pushing you. 148 00:07:08,147 --> 00:07:09,867 Only way to improve is by improving. 149 00:07:09,909 --> 00:07:10,948 Take care of your knees. 150 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:12,310 Best advice I never got. 151 00:07:12,352 --> 00:07:15,273 Oh, and check for peepholes. 152 00:07:15,315 --> 00:07:17,317 Really? 153 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,440 Huh. 154 00:07:21,921 --> 00:07:23,923 Thanks for being so cool. 155 00:07:35,975 --> 00:07:40,057 Condamned, what are you? 156 00:07:40,099 --> 00:07:41,499 I'm vengeance. 157 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:44,262 Isn't that what Batman says? 158 00:07:44,304 --> 00:07:47,104 I taught it to Batman. 159 00:07:47,146 --> 00:07:49,827 Taught him everything he knows. 160 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,871 Get it! 161 00:07:52,552 --> 00:07:54,392 Could you sign this for me? 162 00:07:54,434 --> 00:07:56,354 Thank you. 163 00:07:56,396 --> 00:07:58,155 I appreciate it, man. 164 00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:18,376 Gully's pissed. 165 00:08:18,418 --> 00:08:20,620 Gully's always pissed. 166 00:08:23,022 --> 00:08:24,542 What the fuck was all that? 167 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:25,543 That was a lights-out finish. 168 00:08:25,585 --> 00:08:26,904 Literally. 169 00:08:26,946 --> 00:08:28,306 That was not the finish we booked. 170 00:08:28,348 --> 00:08:29,947 Ace came to me last minute. 171 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:31,389 You had time to rig a zipline! 172 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:32,830 That's easy to do if you're handy. 173 00:08:32,872 --> 00:08:34,912 I informed Rooster and The Hole 174 00:08:34,954 --> 00:08:36,634 that this might happen before the match. 175 00:08:36,676 --> 00:08:38,035 I'll take that up with them later, 176 00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,717 but it's not about informing. 177 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:41,599 It's about you and I booking this cross-promotion 178 00:08:41,641 --> 00:08:43,200 and agreeing on how we're gonna do it, 179 00:08:43,242 --> 00:08:45,042 which I thought we had done, 180 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:47,885 so I was stowed away up here, like a gerbil in a pet shop, 181 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:50,247 shitting on myself, watching, waiting, 182 00:08:50,289 --> 00:08:52,249 assuming things were gonna go according to the plan 183 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:54,131 that you and I agreed to, but no. 184 00:08:54,173 --> 00:08:55,613 Needle scratch. No. 185 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:57,895 Y'all change shit up with some fucking ghoul 186 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,457 in a "Quadrophenia" coat. 187 00:08:59,499 --> 00:09:01,739 Fucking Adam Ant meets the Hamburglar, 188 00:09:01,781 --> 00:09:04,261 who apparently stole Burger King's crown. 189 00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:06,464 Hey, bud, I got a phone. 190 00:09:06,506 --> 00:09:08,466 You could have called, texted. 191 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:10,388 You could have walked up one flight of fucking stairs 192 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,870 and whispered your big, new, dumb idea in my ear. 193 00:09:12,912 --> 00:09:14,752 Nope! Surprise, Charlie. 194 00:09:14,794 --> 00:09:17,475 Fucking Ace hijacks the entire night! 195 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:19,757 -Not Ace. The Condemned. -"Condamned." 196 00:09:19,799 --> 00:09:21,238 Nothing got hijacked. 197 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,921 It was the cherry on top of a DWL storyline. 198 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,242 It's got nothing to do with you. 199 00:09:25,284 --> 00:09:27,044 Hey, Billy Boy, in this cross-promotion, 200 00:09:27,086 --> 00:09:29,126 there is no storyline that's got nothing to do with me. 201 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:30,848 Nobody told me that I was gonna have to run 202 00:09:30,890 --> 00:09:32,009 every little detail by ya! 203 00:09:32,051 --> 00:09:33,771 Detail? It was the finish! 204 00:09:33,813 --> 00:09:35,733 Jack wrote Rooster an amazing promo. 205 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:37,535 Yeah, before the Condemned dive-bombed him 206 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,736 and launched some bullshit! 207 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,578 It's "Condamned," Charlie boy. 208 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,059 It's "fuck you," Bill! 209 00:09:42,101 --> 00:09:43,461 Shall we start the foreplay 210 00:09:43,503 --> 00:09:45,142 with me sitting on your face again? 211 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,464 Only if you'd like your nuts chewed off this time. 212 00:09:46,506 --> 00:09:47,665 I'll hold him down while you do it. 213 00:09:47,707 --> 00:09:48,986 Be my guest and try. 214 00:09:49,028 --> 00:09:50,668 I'm so glad we're working together. 215 00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:51,869 Dystopia was supposed to end the night 216 00:09:51,911 --> 00:09:53,270 up with the ring invasion. 217 00:09:53,312 --> 00:09:54,792 Instead, we end the night down, 218 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:56,073 in front of 1,000 people. 219 00:09:56,115 --> 00:09:57,715 1,122. 220 00:09:57,757 --> 00:09:58,916 New Dome record, much of this 221 00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:00,758 due to Crystal's new popularity. 222 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,199 Charlie, fuck-yous 223 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:04,161 and scrotum chewing aside, Jack delivered. 224 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,763 Speaking as a hall-of-famer, 225 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,364 looked to me like the cross-promotion 226 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:08,886 was kicked off perfectly. 227 00:10:08,928 --> 00:10:10,688 Well, speaking as one pissed-off motherfucker, 228 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,930 it looked like my top guys got beat up by a guy 229 00:10:12,972 --> 00:10:14,612 named after a non-word. 230 00:10:14,654 --> 00:10:16,894 Jack, two pieces of advice. 231 00:10:16,936 --> 00:10:19,857 One, get a new sound system that doesn't sound 232 00:10:19,899 --> 00:10:21,899 like you bought it at Radio Shack. 233 00:10:21,941 --> 00:10:23,981 Two, get a spelling book, 234 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,863 'cause the word is "condemned!" 235 00:10:25,905 --> 00:10:28,586 Maybe I didn't consider this with the level of granularity 236 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,387 that you were expecting, but I am not used 237 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,109 to having to run everything by a partner! 238 00:10:32,151 --> 00:10:33,511 Get used to it! 239 00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:35,593 Or the lawsuit is back on. 240 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,714 Geezum Crow. 241 00:10:36,756 --> 00:10:38,115 You wanna play Fuck-Fuck? 242 00:10:38,157 --> 00:10:39,797 Spin the wheel! 243 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,639 I, too, should have been more granular, 244 00:10:41,681 --> 00:10:43,481 so let's get granular now. 245 00:10:43,523 --> 00:10:46,724 Ace's Blair Witch Project is gonna get his ass kicked 246 00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:48,606 in my ring next week. 247 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,287 End of discussion! 248 00:10:50,329 --> 00:10:52,289 It's a slow-burn character, Charlie. 249 00:10:52,331 --> 00:10:53,971 He's not gonna wanna do it! 250 00:10:54,013 --> 00:10:55,493 Well, that's your problem to fix. 251 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:56,854 Talk to your brother, 252 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:59,136 and you better book the Condamned 253 00:10:59,178 --> 00:11:00,938 in the fucking card next week 254 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:04,782 and pray that I don't zipline down and fuck him up 255 00:11:04,824 --> 00:11:06,504 in whatever whimsical way 256 00:11:06,546 --> 00:11:08,826 I feel like fucking improvising at my fancy. 257 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,828 I'm tryin' to fucking work with you guys, man. 258 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,149 I'm trying to fucking work together. 259 00:11:12,191 --> 00:11:13,831 I'm trying to be a fucking partner. 260 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,473 You're not making it fucking easy. 261 00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:17,517 Fuck you! 262 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:21,158 Thanks. 263 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,040 Now I gotta ride home with him. 264 00:11:32,812 --> 00:11:35,012 Intrigued about how to play Fuck-Fuck. 265 00:11:35,054 --> 00:11:36,213 Apparently there's a wheel. 266 00:11:36,255 --> 00:11:38,015 Hamburglar was a deep cut. 267 00:11:38,057 --> 00:11:39,176 And Adam Ant. 268 00:11:39,218 --> 00:11:40,978 Must have watched a lot of MTV. 269 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:43,262 I put us in a real bad spot here. 270 00:11:45,384 --> 00:11:46,784 I begged Ace to come back and told him 271 00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:48,225 we'd do the DWL together. 272 00:11:48,267 --> 00:11:49,907 Now we're making shit up on the fly 273 00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:51,148 to appease Ace's psyche. 274 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,671 I'm trying not to be my dad. 275 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,193 I'm trying to take input from you, 276 00:11:56,235 --> 00:11:58,437 and from you, and from Ace. 277 00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:04,001 Any of your notebooks have something 278 00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:06,964 for a situation like this? 279 00:12:07,006 --> 00:12:10,247 A situation in which a brand-new masked character, 280 00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:12,690 one who just revealed his true identity 281 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,572 by holding aloft the charred crown 282 00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:16,493 of his dead father? 283 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:18,816 Are you asking is there a page in one of my notebooks 284 00:12:18,858 --> 00:12:20,738 that might provide us with some direction 285 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:22,900 as to how we will continue this new storyline 286 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,742 while in the midst of a looming lawsuit 287 00:12:24,784 --> 00:12:26,906 that threatens to crush the DWL? 288 00:12:27,987 --> 00:12:32,029 I can say with confidence that nowhere in the many notebooks 289 00:12:32,071 --> 00:12:35,152 that I have pondered countless, wide-ranging topics 290 00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:36,634 is there insight as to how to make 291 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:39,757 this particular situation work. 292 00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:42,602 But sounds like we must try quickly. 293 00:12:47,526 --> 00:12:49,567 You were amazing tonight. 294 00:12:49,609 --> 00:12:50,928 But then, 295 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,610 you're always amazing. 296 00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:54,531 You had a good night too. 297 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:56,814 Oh, limpin' around playin' reporter. 298 00:12:56,856 --> 00:12:59,376 Gorilla Monsoon made a career out of that. 299 00:12:59,418 --> 00:13:00,818 Hmm. 300 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,459 Ace's new gimmick hit it out of the park. 301 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:04,982 Oh, oh, surprised the pants off me, 302 00:13:05,024 --> 00:13:07,264 even though I could tell it was Ace. 303 00:13:07,306 --> 00:13:09,426 Well, it's not like you're not supposed to know. 304 00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:13,070 He pulled out his dad's crown. 305 00:13:13,112 --> 00:13:16,796 How much, uh, did you, you know, help? 306 00:13:17,436 --> 00:13:21,038 I just did his hair and his makeup. 307 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:25,843 The other stuff he's still figuring out. 308 00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:29,406 He really wants to, you know, create his own thing. 309 00:13:32,171 --> 00:13:33,210 Uh, I'll be right back. 310 00:13:33,252 --> 00:13:35,132 Yeah. 311 00:13:35,174 --> 00:13:39,376 Hey, uh, Willie, when is Jack having tryouts 312 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,577 for the women's division? 313 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,219 Your guess is as good as mine. 314 00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,021 You got candidates, send me names. 315 00:13:44,063 --> 00:13:47,064 Well, I got no one to wrestle next week. 316 00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:48,185 Well, that's all right. 317 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,386 Take a week off. Cut a promo. 318 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:52,189 What? Why? A-against who? 319 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,390 Oh, boy. 320 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,591 This tone again, really? Wah-wah. 321 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,673 Me-me. 322 00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:57,514 The complaints and entitlement. 323 00:13:57,556 --> 00:13:58,796 Look, right now, Jack's got Gully up his ass-- 324 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,037 Okay. W-we can do it. 325 00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:01,278 Jack's not gonna care. 326 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,000 You and I can hold the tryouts. 327 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,441 I'll go online, and I'll find some girls 328 00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:06,844 up in South Carolina or something. 329 00:14:06,886 --> 00:14:08,565 I can't lose momentum. 330 00:14:08,607 --> 00:14:09,687 You won't lose momentum. 331 00:14:09,729 --> 00:14:11,488 Make your own momentum. 332 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,170 And make sure you're using a condom. 333 00:14:13,212 --> 00:14:15,292 That one's, you know, a little bit dim. 334 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:16,333 Dumb. 335 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,695 D-don't say that. 336 00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:19,657 Bobby is a good guy 337 00:14:19,699 --> 00:14:21,498 who thinks before he speaks, 338 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:23,300 who considers feelings, 339 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:25,823 who knows that whatever he says can either lift someone up 340 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,584 or put them down, so I-I'm not gonna stand 341 00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:28,666 for you putting him down to me. 342 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,708 Okay. Lighten up. 343 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,229 How about you don't tell me that you being mean 344 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,832 is something I need to lighten up about? 345 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,513 How about that? 346 00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:42,800 Your eyes are squinty. 347 00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:45,042 Is it bad news? 348 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,964 Mm. No news. 349 00:14:47,006 --> 00:14:48,645 No plans. 350 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,047 Just a week off. 351 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,769 Hmm. 352 00:14:51,811 --> 00:14:53,691 You wanna do a push-up contest? 353 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,380 Time to head home, Jack Spade. 354 00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:05,662 Crazy night. 355 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:08,425 I need help. 356 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,748 With putting the money in the safe? 357 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,230 What to do next. 358 00:15:13,272 --> 00:15:15,274 How to do it. 359 00:15:19,558 --> 00:15:21,799 Can you help me? 360 00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:24,762 I have no expertise in wrestling. 361 00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:27,684 I don't even--I don't know. 362 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,127 What's the opposite of expertise? 363 00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:31,969 Beginner-pertise? 364 00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:34,932 I like having you here working with me. 365 00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:36,976 Have you liked it? 366 00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:46,663 It's our family business. 367 00:15:46,705 --> 00:15:48,505 Mm-hmm. 368 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,947 With the cross-promotion, things are probably 369 00:15:49,989 --> 00:15:51,428 gonna get a little crazy here. 370 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,910 Willie's underwater already. 371 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,913 She's, uh... she's goggle-eyed. 372 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,756 I worry that things might be, you know, 373 00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:00,998 falling through the cracks. 374 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,240 A woman from the County came by the other day, 375 00:16:03,282 --> 00:16:05,282 looking to get something from Willie, 376 00:16:05,324 --> 00:16:08,645 but Willie wasn't here. 377 00:16:08,687 --> 00:16:10,607 The woman seemed angry. 378 00:16:10,649 --> 00:16:12,369 She was here again tonight. 379 00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:15,973 I saw Willie give her whatever she was looking for, 380 00:16:16,015 --> 00:16:17,174 so I hope it all worked out. 381 00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:18,615 That'd be Sonya Tuckerman. 382 00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:20,417 She does the county tax assessment, 383 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,059 so it's that time of year again when she's gonna cost us, 384 00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:23,700 but she's fine. 385 00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:26,343 She j-just doesn't realise how she comes across, 386 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,065 which is dour and grumpy. 387 00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:29,106 Let me wash up. 388 00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:30,948 We'll get home. 389 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,405 Rise and shine, sleepyhead! 390 00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:49,726 I been calling you. 391 00:16:49,768 --> 00:16:52,489 Texting you. Seven times. 392 00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:53,770 I had to bail last night 393 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,012 and take care of my pops. 394 00:16:55,054 --> 00:16:56,453 He all right? 395 00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:57,654 Yeah. That sums it up. 396 00:16:57,696 --> 00:16:58,976 He just a'ight. 397 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,020 Let me know if I can help. 398 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:04,581 May I shift subjects and express my displeasure 399 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:07,104 about last night's show while acknowledging 400 00:17:07,146 --> 00:17:09,386 that this may lack perspective 401 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,468 about your father's current health? 402 00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:14,391 You knew about the Condamned beforehand? 403 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,833 Only moments beforehand. 404 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,194 Yet you didn't call me? 405 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,755 Because my phone was in my damn locker! 406 00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:20,157 -I'm just asking! -When I'm 'bout to go up, 407 00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:21,718 I'm working on what I gotta do. 408 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,160 I ain't got my phone out, looking at TikTok, 409 00:17:23,202 --> 00:17:24,681 texting, and calling people. 410 00:17:24,723 --> 00:17:27,564 It was locked up in my locker so I could focus. 411 00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:30,007 Now, Jack wrote me a great promo. 412 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,929 Look, I'm playing ball. He playing ball. 413 00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:33,811 He juggling you and Ace. It's complicated! 414 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,172 Well, it's gonna get a lot more complicated 415 00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:37,134 if the Condamned isn't in my ring 416 00:17:37,176 --> 00:17:39,576 Saturday night, getting his ass kicked! 417 00:17:39,618 --> 00:17:41,298 Look, those Spade boys don't know 418 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:43,180 what that Condamned thing is, and they damn sure 419 00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:45,182 ain't gonna figure it out by Saturday. 420 00:17:45,224 --> 00:17:47,064 Look, the only reason I agreed to this 421 00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:48,785 because I believe it's good story. 422 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:52,149 Thus, eventually money in my pocket and yours. 423 00:17:52,191 --> 00:17:53,630 Now, come on, Charlie. 424 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,272 Remove your emotions. 425 00:17:55,314 --> 00:17:57,034 Think creatively. 426 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,877 Now, you remember how bad you wanted Ace, right? 427 00:17:59,919 --> 00:18:01,518 - I do. - Mm-hmm. 428 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,882 Now, the Condamned gimmick is already way better 429 00:18:04,924 --> 00:18:06,523 than any Ace gimmick. 430 00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:09,486 Now, let's say we string this thing along. 431 00:18:09,528 --> 00:18:11,528 We build us back up, and we make 432 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:14,491 this cross-promotion thing work. 433 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:17,374 Who's DWL's top guy, to take on me? 434 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,976 I mean, it's gotta be somebody, right? 435 00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:20,497 -Yeah. -I mean, they last champion 436 00:18:20,539 --> 00:18:22,940 was a girl the size of Tinkerbell. 437 00:18:22,982 --> 00:18:25,462 And they former top guy, Jack Spade, 438 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,304 just lost clean to that Tinkerbell. 439 00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:28,865 And the legendary Wild Bill 440 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,468 is a pants-shitting laughingstock 441 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,031 who's one match away from slipping into a warm bath, 442 00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:36,153 slitting his wrists, and donating his brain to science. 443 00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:37,794 - Oh, my God. - Now, 444 00:18:37,836 --> 00:18:39,716 the Condamned is mysterious. 445 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:40,998 The Condamned is new. 446 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,000 Now, if I beat a masked vigilante 447 00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:46,563 who seems like he can kick 100 guys' asses in the alley, 448 00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:48,085 who's the real cock of the walk? 449 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,446 Rooster time. 450 00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:51,168 - Dad? - Hey, honey. 451 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,529 You got a call from a guy 452 00:18:52,571 --> 00:18:53,931 named Brooks Rizzo, in Hollywood. 453 00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:55,732 He works for a social media app 454 00:18:55,774 --> 00:18:57,414 and streaming company called Continuum. 455 00:18:57,456 --> 00:18:59,656 He wants to discuss putting Dystopia on TV. 456 00:18:59,698 --> 00:19:00,938 - What? - Well, not TV, 457 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,419 but on their platform, 458 00:19:02,461 --> 00:19:04,261 which plays on TVs, and tablets, and phones, 459 00:19:04,303 --> 00:19:05,702 like all the streaming service companies. 460 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,584 -Let's go! -That's what I'm talking 'bout! 461 00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:09,066 - All right! All right! - Come on! Come on! 462 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:10,547 Guys, we-we about to be famous! 463 00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:12,029 Yeah we are! 464 00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:14,073 - You damn right! - Okay! 465 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,765 - Hey, Mom. - Hi. 466 00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:31,408 You finally got some sleep. 467 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:32,449 Mm. 468 00:19:32,491 --> 00:19:35,532 So, tell me what happened. 469 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,855 She ended up being nice. 470 00:19:38,897 --> 00:19:40,417 What was her stage name? 471 00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:41,618 Wasn't really a stage name. 472 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,580 It was more like a gimmick. 473 00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:44,821 Elle Dorado. 474 00:19:44,863 --> 00:19:46,063 Well, what's her real name? 475 00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:47,584 Tanya. 476 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,546 That was popular when I was a kid. 477 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,828 They ever give you kind of a fake name? 478 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:53,230 I'm just me. 479 00:19:53,272 --> 00:19:54,831 Crystal. 480 00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:56,233 Rock solid. 481 00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:58,277 All natural. 482 00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:01,478 She said it's not easy. 483 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,520 The road. 484 00:20:03,562 --> 00:20:05,684 She said to watch out for peepholes. 485 00:20:06,485 --> 00:20:09,766 Well, if I wasn't in here, I'd go on the road with you. 486 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,768 No one would ever risk peeping at you 487 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,611 through peepholes with me around. 488 00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:17,094 Goddamn, I hate not being there to look out for you. 489 00:20:17,136 --> 00:20:19,576 I'm fine. 490 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,218 - It's all fine. - No, it ain't. 491 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,899 You're out there, on your own. 492 00:20:22,941 --> 00:20:24,661 I should have been there with you the whole time. 493 00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:29,146 Mom, it's fine. 494 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,467 Don't worry. 495 00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,349 I am strong. 496 00:20:32,391 --> 00:20:34,393 Really. 497 00:20:35,594 --> 00:20:37,596 Just like you said. 498 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,639 Rock solid. 499 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:50,047 I just want you home. 500 00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:52,569 I know. 501 00:20:52,611 --> 00:20:53,610 I'm sorry. 502 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,292 Don't be. 503 00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,336 You don't need to say it. 504 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,578 I met a guy. 505 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:04,261 Oh, do tell. 506 00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:05,822 Only if it's a nice guy. 507 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,679 Good to see you. Thank you. 508 00:21:22,401 --> 00:21:23,840 Just saw Mr. Devaux. 509 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,642 He was at the show last night. Loved it. 510 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:26,883 Fred Devaux loved the show? 511 00:21:26,925 --> 00:21:28,165 Yeah. 512 00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:30,006 -High school principal. -Aw. 513 00:21:30,048 --> 00:21:31,648 It's weird having people actually like you. 514 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,130 One of these days, you're gonna have to let me 515 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:34,491 -know what that feels like. -I'm trying to. 516 00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:35,852 Hey, after you left last night-- 517 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,214 Oh, one sec. Tricia Bell texted me 518 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:38,135 and said that she wants to be, like, 519 00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:39,936 my goth/emo valet. 520 00:21:39,978 --> 00:21:41,698 Catwoman kinda thing. 521 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,620 Last time didn't terrorise her? 522 00:21:43,662 --> 00:21:45,422 Says she's intrigued. 523 00:21:45,464 --> 00:21:46,903 You're blowing up. 524 00:21:46,945 --> 00:21:49,306 Yeah, but it's more than that, you know? 525 00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:51,748 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey, look. 526 00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:53,190 After you left last night, 527 00:21:53,232 --> 00:21:55,432 I had a chat with Charlie Gully, 528 00:21:55,474 --> 00:21:58,595 and he offered to host the Condamned at Dystopia. 529 00:21:58,637 --> 00:22:00,677 Host? Host what? 530 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:01,958 He wants to feature the Condamned 531 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,560 at Dystopia this week. 532 00:22:03,602 --> 00:22:07,644 Of course he does, 'cause it's dope. 533 00:22:07,686 --> 00:22:09,806 -Obviously, the answer's no. -Okay. 534 00:22:09,848 --> 00:22:11,288 No way we're wasting the Condamned at his shitshow. 535 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,849 - He can host this. - Hey, hey. 536 00:22:12,891 --> 00:22:13,930 Come on, dude. 537 00:22:13,972 --> 00:22:16,253 Look, when we're at church, 538 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:18,695 you do not need to grab your unit to make a point. 539 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,777 All right? S-sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Staci. 540 00:22:20,819 --> 00:22:22,499 I'm sorry, Jesus. 541 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,142 I understand the impulse, relative to the situation. 542 00:22:25,184 --> 00:22:26,943 Best sister-in-law ever. 543 00:22:26,985 --> 00:22:29,065 I don't think Gully understands what this all means to you. 544 00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:30,347 No way he could. 545 00:22:30,389 --> 00:22:32,789 That being said, I did tell him 546 00:22:32,831 --> 00:22:34,551 that I would run it by you. 547 00:22:34,593 --> 00:22:36,313 Okay, well, tell him you did, and tell him I told you 548 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,914 there's no way we're wasting the Condamned 549 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:40,116 on an audience that wouldn't understand the... 550 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:41,638 nu-the nuance. Is "nuance" a word? 551 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,919 Mm-hmm. 552 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,120 The-the-the-the complexity 553 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,762 of what we got goin' on here. 554 00:22:45,804 --> 00:22:47,404 There's a chance for this gimmick to really, 555 00:22:47,446 --> 00:22:49,526 really speak to people about, uh, impulse, 556 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,528 and-and appetite, and the- the cost of those things. 557 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:52,649 You know, redemption. 558 00:22:52,691 --> 00:22:54,251 Deliverance from evil. 559 00:22:54,293 --> 00:22:55,772 Like in the Lord's Prayer. "Deliver us from evil." 560 00:22:55,814 --> 00:22:57,414 It's all right there waiting to be tapped 561 00:22:57,456 --> 00:22:58,975 and told for new audiences. 562 00:22:59,017 --> 00:23:01,218 Mm-hmm. 563 00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:02,219 You understand, don't you, Staci? 564 00:23:02,261 --> 00:23:03,500 You can see it. 565 00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:04,781 I do understand. 566 00:23:04,823 --> 00:23:06,663 And you can see it? 567 00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:08,705 I can. 568 00:23:08,747 --> 00:23:09,946 Come here. 569 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,548 Aw. 570 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:12,829 God bless you. 571 00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:14,873 Aw, I love you too. 572 00:23:18,076 --> 00:23:20,078 Hey. 573 00:23:22,761 --> 00:23:23,920 You all right? 574 00:23:23,962 --> 00:23:26,002 I'm great. 575 00:23:26,044 --> 00:23:28,084 You don't seem great. 576 00:23:28,126 --> 00:23:29,165 Yeah, well... 577 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:31,047 Let's just do this. 578 00:23:31,089 --> 00:23:32,489 Yes, let's. 579 00:23:32,531 --> 00:23:34,090 Should we discuss the Condamned? 580 00:23:34,132 --> 00:23:36,253 You tell me. 581 00:23:36,295 --> 00:23:37,334 Let's discuss it. 582 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:38,575 It was big news. 583 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,057 Cool. 584 00:23:41,099 --> 00:23:44,341 Hey, hey. 585 00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:47,103 What is up with the pout-pout? 586 00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:49,185 I'm trying to help you, 587 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:50,747 open doors for you. 588 00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:52,469 Expose you to stuff. Lift you up. 589 00:23:52,511 --> 00:23:53,830 Make your dreams come true. 590 00:23:53,872 --> 00:23:55,191 And you're pouty-pout man-pouting 591 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,273 about I don't fucking know what. 592 00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:58,317 You treat me like a scrub. 593 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:03,119 You treat me like a gofer. 594 00:24:03,161 --> 00:24:05,201 You aren't lifting me up. 595 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:07,484 You're using me to buck up your fragile ego. 596 00:24:07,526 --> 00:24:08,885 My ego isn't fragile. 597 00:24:08,927 --> 00:24:11,207 Everyone's ego is fragile, 598 00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:13,169 but good people don't treat other people badly 599 00:24:13,211 --> 00:24:15,213 to build theirs up. 600 00:24:17,175 --> 00:24:19,215 And... 601 00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,259 Three, two, one. 602 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,869 Welcome. 603 00:24:33,191 --> 00:24:34,991 Quick bit of business. 604 00:24:35,033 --> 00:24:37,354 I know y'all love listening to the Wild Bill Podcast, 605 00:24:37,396 --> 00:24:40,076 but going forward, 606 00:24:40,118 --> 00:24:42,319 we got a new name in the title. 607 00:24:42,361 --> 00:24:46,683 Going forward, this is not the Wild Bill Podcast. 608 00:24:46,725 --> 00:24:48,605 This is the Wild Bill 609 00:24:48,647 --> 00:24:52,731 and Diego Cottonmouth Podcast. 610 00:24:54,252 --> 00:24:55,932 Been a great partnership so far 611 00:24:55,974 --> 00:24:58,855 and one I hope will continue. 612 00:25:03,021 --> 00:25:04,941 It's an honour to be with you, Bill. 613 00:25:11,189 --> 00:25:12,829 All right, let's get into it, shall we? 614 00:25:12,871 --> 00:25:13,910 First up... 615 00:25:24,963 --> 00:25:27,604 Caitlyn, please get Brooks. 616 00:25:27,646 --> 00:25:29,005 He's coming. 617 00:25:29,047 --> 00:25:30,687 And please tell 618 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,489 whoever redecorated my office over the weekend, 619 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,851 who clearly thought they were doing me a favour, 620 00:25:34,893 --> 00:25:36,773 that when they redecorate, they shouldn't insult 621 00:25:36,815 --> 00:25:38,415 people's intelligence with fake books 622 00:25:38,457 --> 00:25:41,978 with... colourful spines that I would like to burn. 623 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:45,742 Brooks, I am meeting with the board in two weeks. 624 00:25:45,784 --> 00:25:47,624 Please brighten my day with some good news. 625 00:25:47,666 --> 00:25:50,066 Darren Phillips scouted women's golf, 626 00:25:50,108 --> 00:25:52,349 said there might be some possibilities there. 627 00:25:52,391 --> 00:25:55,352 Taylor said that we can get Kentucky Derby coverage cheap. 628 00:25:55,394 --> 00:25:57,153 Imagine our surge in subscribers 629 00:25:57,195 --> 00:25:58,915 when people find out there's a new platform 630 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:00,637 where you can watch horses running around 631 00:26:00,679 --> 00:26:02,759 while getting whipped, surrounded by women in hats. 632 00:26:02,801 --> 00:26:04,080 We're very much all over the place. 633 00:26:04,122 --> 00:26:05,402 We need not to be. 634 00:26:05,444 --> 00:26:07,123 I'm going to Florida to scope out 635 00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:09,045 some independent professional wrestling promotions. 636 00:26:09,087 --> 00:26:12,008 I hate professional wrestling even more than I hate horses. 637 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:13,610 You don't hate horses. 638 00:26:13,652 --> 00:26:15,331 I hate when they're racing and getting whipped. 639 00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:17,454 You know, horses aren't naturally competitive. 640 00:26:17,496 --> 00:26:19,215 It's humans who make them that way. 641 00:26:19,257 --> 00:26:21,738 Perhaps I hate horses more because of the people 642 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,660 who own them, who make them something they're not. 643 00:26:23,702 --> 00:26:26,222 Last year, total revenue for professional wrestling 644 00:26:26,264 --> 00:26:29,706 was 1.095 billion. 645 00:26:29,748 --> 00:26:31,868 I guess I could grow to love professional wrestling. 646 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:34,711 Although, I hate when men wear those bikini pants. 647 00:26:34,753 --> 00:26:38,755 Either wear shorts or nothing, not in between. 648 00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:41,197 So we buy a wrestling promotion. 649 00:26:41,239 --> 00:26:43,480 More than one. Grab a handful. 650 00:26:43,522 --> 00:26:45,201 Promote the hell out of 'em. 651 00:26:45,243 --> 00:26:48,084 Build it, brand it, live shows and streamed content. 652 00:26:48,126 --> 00:26:49,566 Expand. Who knows? 653 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,888 Maybe, in one to three years, it grows. 654 00:26:51,930 --> 00:26:55,732 Optimism is mental illness, but it's cute. 655 00:26:55,774 --> 00:26:57,694 Have fun. Don't drink. 656 00:26:57,736 --> 00:26:59,738 Hmm. 657 00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:05,422 You look handy up there. 658 00:27:05,464 --> 00:27:07,103 Just got to thinking how, every summer, 659 00:27:07,145 --> 00:27:08,945 we lose who knows how many thousands of dollars' 660 00:27:08,987 --> 00:27:11,267 worth of air conditioning out these windows. 661 00:27:11,309 --> 00:27:13,790 Hey, would you hand me that towel there? 662 00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:15,592 I should get you to come to my place. 663 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,594 I'm happy to help wherever I can. 664 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,557 Jack was thinking, with the cross-promotion chaos, 665 00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:22,038 things might get a little busy around here, 666 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,760 so I figured I might as well help out. 667 00:27:23,802 --> 00:27:25,482 -All for one and all, you know. -Yeah, well, 668 00:27:25,524 --> 00:27:27,003 the list of things we need help with 669 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:28,364 is never-ending. You don't wanna know. 670 00:27:28,406 --> 00:27:29,405 I do. 671 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:30,567 Sump pump's busted. 672 00:27:30,609 --> 00:27:32,128 -Maybe I don't. -Exactly. 673 00:27:32,170 --> 00:27:33,169 Oh, hey, Willie, 674 00:27:33,211 --> 00:27:35,612 before you go, uh, 675 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,333 you connected with Sonya Tuckerman, 676 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,414 the woman from the County? 677 00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:39,616 I did. Thanks. 678 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,257 Okay. 679 00:27:41,299 --> 00:27:45,301 Yeah, so she got what she came for then? 680 00:27:45,343 --> 00:27:47,464 Saturday night, in the hallway? 681 00:27:47,506 --> 00:27:49,746 Yeah. She got it. 682 00:27:49,788 --> 00:27:51,508 Jack says she's the tax assessor. 683 00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:53,189 She is. 684 00:27:53,231 --> 00:27:55,311 I paid a bill. 685 00:27:55,353 --> 00:27:56,913 For some bills, we write checks, 686 00:27:56,955 --> 00:27:58,555 and some we pay in cash. 687 00:27:58,597 --> 00:28:01,718 You pay the property taxes in cash, in an envelope? 688 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,399 We do. 689 00:28:03,441 --> 00:28:04,681 We pay the property taxes in cash, in an envelope, 690 00:28:04,723 --> 00:28:06,202 and Sonya Tuckerman handles it. 691 00:28:06,244 --> 00:28:07,764 And if Sonya Tuckerman didn't handle it, 692 00:28:07,806 --> 00:28:09,808 we'd be screwed. 693 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,249 That's enough of an answer. 694 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:14,771 No, it isn't. 695 00:28:14,813 --> 00:28:16,815 Staci... 696 00:28:18,016 --> 00:28:19,576 this isn't anything you need to worry about. 697 00:28:19,618 --> 00:28:20,497 It looks like it might be. 698 00:28:20,539 --> 00:28:22,541 It isn't. 699 00:28:24,222 --> 00:28:25,742 Okay, look, there's-there's two kinds of women. 700 00:28:25,784 --> 00:28:27,624 There are women who get taken care of. 701 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,225 You know, they emit some kind of soft vapour. 702 00:28:29,267 --> 00:28:30,947 People gather around and take care of 'em. 703 00:28:30,989 --> 00:28:32,709 That's you. 704 00:28:32,751 --> 00:28:34,390 And then there's me. 705 00:28:34,432 --> 00:28:36,873 I emit some kind of coal engine smoke. 706 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:39,235 I get dirty, and I fix shit, 707 00:28:39,277 --> 00:28:41,157 and I stay up all night worrying about 708 00:28:41,199 --> 00:28:42,959 more dirty shit I gotta fix. 709 00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:44,681 I fix shit, so you don't have to spend a single second 710 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,362 worrying about un-fixed shit. 711 00:28:46,404 --> 00:28:47,844 What's going on here, Willie? 712 00:28:47,886 --> 00:28:48,885 You wanna know what's going on? 713 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:50,406 Here's what's going on. 714 00:28:50,448 --> 00:28:52,208 Tom and I made an agreement, years ago, 715 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:53,570 that we would do whatever we needed to do 716 00:28:53,612 --> 00:28:55,371 to keep this place alive. 717 00:28:55,413 --> 00:28:57,213 And you don't need to worry about what those things are. 718 00:28:57,255 --> 00:28:58,254 Are they legal? 719 00:28:58,296 --> 00:28:59,656 Some are. 720 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:01,097 Well, whatever those other ones are, 721 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:03,540 we're not doing 'em anymore. 722 00:29:03,582 --> 00:29:06,342 The DWL is a house of cards built on sand, 723 00:29:06,384 --> 00:29:08,464 in the middle of a hurricane, on a leaky boat. 724 00:29:08,506 --> 00:29:10,707 We do whatever we need to do. 725 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,189 Does Jack know? 726 00:29:13,231 --> 00:29:15,752 No. 727 00:29:15,794 --> 00:29:18,034 What else are we doing? 728 00:29:18,076 --> 00:29:19,716 I wanna know everything. 729 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,517 I'm not gonna tell you everything. 730 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,279 You're saying that to pretend like you're protecting me 731 00:29:23,321 --> 00:29:25,121 when, in fact, you're only protecting yourself. 732 00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,003 This turning into that kind of conversation? 733 00:29:27,045 --> 00:29:29,085 Everything that's going on, Jack needs to know. 734 00:29:29,127 --> 00:29:31,608 I need to know, so we can make it right... 735 00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:32,769 ...move on. 736 00:29:32,811 --> 00:29:34,691 "Make it right." 737 00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:38,454 Well, those are some big, shiny morals you've got there, 738 00:29:38,496 --> 00:29:41,578 but here's the problem with knowing stuff. 739 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:45,702 You can't un-know it, so what if knowing stuff 740 00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,183 means finding out the DWL 741 00:29:47,225 --> 00:29:48,745 can't keep itself afloat legally 742 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,867 and never has? 743 00:29:50,909 --> 00:29:53,229 What if it means finding out that Tom had years and years 744 00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:55,551 of promissory notes and third mortgages 745 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:57,473 and lines of credit and business loans he knew 746 00:29:57,515 --> 00:29:59,155 he'd never be able to pay off? 747 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,797 Hmm? 748 00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:02,679 Is that really something you wanna know? 749 00:30:02,721 --> 00:30:04,721 And how you gonna fix it? 750 00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:07,884 How you gonna fix over $100,000 in county property taxes 751 00:30:07,926 --> 00:30:09,325 that we avoided paying because Sonya Tuckerman 752 00:30:09,367 --> 00:30:11,447 had a crush on Tom? 753 00:30:11,489 --> 00:30:13,089 What are you gonna do? 754 00:30:13,131 --> 00:30:15,571 You gonna tell Jack his father wasn't only 755 00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:18,655 the bastard that left him, but also a hustler 756 00:30:18,697 --> 00:30:19,976 who didn't always tell the truth 757 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,778 to get people to give him money? 758 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,940 Tom didn't want Jack knowing anything 759 00:30:23,982 --> 00:30:26,062 'cause he didn't want wrestling ruining his life, 760 00:30:26,104 --> 00:30:28,544 and as for the DWL, 761 00:30:28,586 --> 00:30:30,586 he probably forgot he even willed it to him. 762 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:32,751 That will hadn't been touched since Jack was six years old. 763 00:30:34,753 --> 00:30:36,873 Back when Tom thought, as did I, 764 00:30:36,915 --> 00:30:38,594 that this thing was gonna be something 765 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:40,556 worth leaving someone. 766 00:30:40,598 --> 00:30:43,119 Stupid. 767 00:30:43,161 --> 00:30:47,283 Tom didn't do Jack any favours leaving him the DWL. 768 00:30:47,325 --> 00:30:49,165 He left him a rat's nest to untangle, 769 00:30:49,207 --> 00:30:51,928 and he left me with it. 770 00:30:51,970 --> 00:30:54,090 I'm just stupid enough to still be standing here, 771 00:30:54,132 --> 00:30:56,134 trying to fix it. 772 00:30:58,216 --> 00:31:00,376 You say you need to make it right. 773 00:31:00,418 --> 00:31:02,138 Make it right, Staci. 774 00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:03,780 Take it all. 775 00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:05,662 Tell Jack all about it. 776 00:31:05,704 --> 00:31:08,745 Jack's an honest man. 777 00:31:08,787 --> 00:31:11,748 We're all honest, till we're not. 778 00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:24,280 The Condamned is wrestling at Dystopia this week. 779 00:31:24,322 --> 00:31:26,002 No exceptions. 780 00:31:26,044 --> 00:31:28,364 I'm not gonna blow the Condamned's whole character 781 00:31:28,406 --> 00:31:30,126 in some ordinary match with you. 782 00:31:30,168 --> 00:31:32,288 First, the character's been around what, three days? 783 00:31:32,330 --> 00:31:34,851 Second, a match with me is never ordinary. 784 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,133 I'm the FWD champ. 785 00:31:37,175 --> 00:31:38,775 So by not wrestling me, you get to keep 786 00:31:38,817 --> 00:31:40,216 that belt a little longer. 787 00:31:40,258 --> 00:31:41,337 Ace doesn't wanna wrestle at Dystopia, 788 00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:42,658 so it's not gonna happen. 789 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,821 You agreed to this cross-promotion. 790 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:46,622 There's only one choice. 791 00:31:46,664 --> 00:31:49,225 Well, there's two, if you count gettin' sued and going bankrupt. 792 00:31:49,267 --> 00:31:51,627 I'd say Charlie doesn't care which, but he does. 793 00:31:51,669 --> 00:31:53,790 His character really means a lot to him. 794 00:31:53,832 --> 00:31:56,713 Next, you gonna tell me that he's not such a bad guy. 795 00:31:56,755 --> 00:32:00,116 You keep telling that to yourself until it sink in. 796 00:32:00,158 --> 00:32:01,798 He's the one you got to deal with, 797 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,880 because you punched him. 798 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,282 So you just focus on what's next. 799 00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:09,806 Right now, you just do what you gotta do 800 00:32:09,848 --> 00:32:12,608 so your bill don't get past due. 801 00:32:12,650 --> 00:32:14,652 Ciao. 802 00:32:18,817 --> 00:32:20,696 Tell me I'm being short-sighted. 803 00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:22,538 You're not being short-sighted. 804 00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:24,500 You're trying to pretend you got a choice when you don't. 805 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,943 We can make it a shoot. 806 00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:28,745 Go down there, and pin him when he's not expecting it. 807 00:32:28,787 --> 00:32:30,306 Ace, you can hold him down for an hour, 808 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,428 and the ref will never count to three. 809 00:32:32,470 --> 00:32:35,151 Besides, you said you don't wanna go back to Dystopia, 810 00:32:35,193 --> 00:32:36,152 and I don't blame you. 811 00:32:36,194 --> 00:32:37,633 I definitely don't. 812 00:32:37,675 --> 00:32:39,115 It's not like I wanna go. 813 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:41,077 I'm just saying, as your brother, if you told me, 814 00:32:41,119 --> 00:32:42,358 "I need you to do it..." 815 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,402 No. 816 00:32:44,762 --> 00:32:46,442 If you really don't got a choice-- 817 00:32:46,484 --> 00:32:47,603 It's my fuck-up. 818 00:32:47,645 --> 00:32:49,045 It's not yours. 819 00:32:49,087 --> 00:32:50,246 You punched him 'cause you were trying 820 00:32:50,288 --> 00:32:52,208 to save me from him. 821 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,250 That was the wrong way to handle it. 822 00:32:54,292 --> 00:32:56,773 This is your character. 823 00:32:56,815 --> 00:33:00,136 Don't go messing with it just to cover my mistake. 824 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:03,099 Fuck Gully. 825 00:33:03,141 --> 00:33:04,700 I'd rather go down in flames. 826 00:33:04,742 --> 00:33:06,582 I don't want you to go down in flames. 827 00:33:06,624 --> 00:33:08,584 I don't want us to go down in flames. 828 00:33:08,626 --> 00:33:10,586 Besides, flames are the sort of situation 829 00:33:10,628 --> 00:33:12,668 the Condamned's trying to steer away from anyway. 830 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:18,796 We really are fucked. 831 00:33:20,118 --> 00:33:21,397 Nah, not really. 832 00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:23,441 It's just wrestling. 833 00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:28,044 Give him Crystal. 834 00:33:28,086 --> 00:33:29,645 Gully wants me, not Crystal. 835 00:33:29,687 --> 00:33:30,927 Gully wants you to wrestle, so don't wrestle. 836 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:32,368 Appear. 837 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:33,449 Ten seconds. You're in. You're out. 838 00:33:33,491 --> 00:33:34,490 Boom. It's over. 839 00:33:34,532 --> 00:33:36,012 Gully'd wanna win the night. 840 00:33:36,054 --> 00:33:36,652 Then Gully wins the night. 841 00:33:36,694 --> 00:33:37,894 So what? 842 00:33:37,936 --> 00:33:39,936 Move on. Cut your losses, right? 843 00:33:39,978 --> 00:33:42,298 Let's stop acting like we got a choice in the matter. 844 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,659 Just do it. Go. 845 00:33:43,701 --> 00:33:45,982 We can't throw Crystal to the wolves. 846 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,303 Not at this point. 847 00:33:47,345 --> 00:33:48,945 Crystal just survived y'all's asses. 848 00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:51,627 Y'all are wolves, bears, lions, and hyenas. 849 00:33:51,669 --> 00:33:53,709 And jackasses. Crystal can handle Dystopia. 850 00:33:53,751 --> 00:33:55,671 She can handle whatever comes at her next. 851 00:33:55,713 --> 00:33:57,073 Stop talking. 852 00:33:57,115 --> 00:33:58,314 Let's fix this shit. 853 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:10,288 Those are something. The bracelets. 854 00:34:13,131 --> 00:34:14,730 Elle left them for me. 855 00:34:14,772 --> 00:34:16,774 Bargain-basement Wonder Woman she was. 856 00:34:18,176 --> 00:34:19,615 She was nice. 857 00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:21,659 Come sit. 858 00:34:24,782 --> 00:34:28,144 Crystal, Jack is sending Ace to Dystopia. 859 00:34:28,186 --> 00:34:29,545 Not sending. 860 00:34:29,587 --> 00:34:31,467 It's voluntary. He wants to go. 861 00:34:31,509 --> 00:34:33,149 Now Gully's being a dick. 862 00:34:33,191 --> 00:34:35,431 Sun's gonna rise tomorrow too. Big surprise. 863 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,673 Anyhow, Ace is gonna do it. 864 00:34:37,715 --> 00:34:39,717 One night. 865 00:34:41,119 --> 00:34:43,479 And I think you should go too. 866 00:34:43,521 --> 00:34:46,122 Lemons outta lemonade, or other way around, 867 00:34:46,164 --> 00:34:49,966 but the thing is, 868 00:34:50,008 --> 00:34:53,529 you were right about the women's league. 869 00:34:53,571 --> 00:34:55,571 It's time we shit or get off the pot. 870 00:34:55,613 --> 00:34:58,374 We'll make Gully put you in a match with one of his girls. 871 00:34:58,416 --> 00:34:59,615 Women. 872 00:34:59,657 --> 00:35:01,137 You know, someone from his roster. 873 00:35:01,179 --> 00:35:02,738 He's got a lot of 'em, women down there. 874 00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:04,700 Could be a big boost, 875 00:35:04,742 --> 00:35:07,183 one you couldn't get here, 876 00:35:07,225 --> 00:35:12,030 not without more women on our roster, so go. 877 00:35:13,992 --> 00:35:16,552 Don't just stand there, staring at an open door. 878 00:35:16,594 --> 00:35:17,833 Don't question it. 879 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:20,076 This is a chance. 880 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:24,400 You take it, and it'll lead to another and another. 881 00:35:24,442 --> 00:35:25,962 You get in that ring at Dystopia, 882 00:35:26,004 --> 00:35:27,483 and you say, "Shove it up your ass. 883 00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:28,884 I am here to sparkle." 884 00:35:31,569 --> 00:35:33,889 And I'll be there to protect you. 885 00:35:39,897 --> 00:35:42,458 Okay. 886 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,502 I'll do it. 887 00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:48,864 Willie says Gully has me wrestling 888 00:35:48,906 --> 00:35:50,626 some woman named Venus Cancer. 889 00:35:50,668 --> 00:35:52,508 -Mm-hmm. -Willie talked to her. 890 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,030 -Says she's cool. -See? 891 00:35:54,072 --> 00:35:55,151 You were all worried you were gonna have 892 00:35:55,193 --> 00:35:56,953 a week off and lose momentum, 893 00:35:56,995 --> 00:35:59,275 and now you're a featured act at Dystopia. 894 00:35:59,317 --> 00:36:00,957 That's five times our crowd. 895 00:36:00,999 --> 00:36:02,758 Trust your destiny. 896 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,200 Faith. 897 00:36:04,242 --> 00:36:05,761 It's not a lot of prep time. 898 00:36:05,803 --> 00:36:07,643 Your entire life, up to this moment, 899 00:36:07,685 --> 00:36:08,884 has been prep time. 900 00:36:08,926 --> 00:36:10,967 God placed you in this moment, 901 00:36:11,009 --> 00:36:12,608 not to test you, 902 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:14,610 to reward you, 903 00:36:14,652 --> 00:36:16,732 to shine a spotlight on you. 904 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,374 I know this. 905 00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:21,819 I do not know a lot, but I know this. 906 00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:28,464 At what point does, like, your face fall off, 907 00:36:28,506 --> 00:36:29,986 revealing yourself to be some kind 908 00:36:30,028 --> 00:36:32,788 of romance novel android man 909 00:36:32,830 --> 00:36:35,951 engineered to make me feel good about myself 910 00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:37,873 when I'm at my lowest and most uncertain? 911 00:36:37,915 --> 00:36:39,235 Hmm. 912 00:36:39,277 --> 00:36:40,997 I cannot compute what you say, Crystal. 913 00:36:41,039 --> 00:36:42,398 Go win! 914 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,520 Bobby 2000 at your service. 915 00:36:44,562 --> 00:36:46,564 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 916 00:36:48,686 --> 00:36:50,006 Don't worry about calling. 917 00:36:50,048 --> 00:36:52,048 Stay focused. 918 00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:54,330 Oh, Jack says it's time to roll. 919 00:36:54,372 --> 00:36:55,571 Bobby, wish us luck. 920 00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:57,213 Oh, you don't need it. 921 00:36:57,255 --> 00:36:59,295 We'll be watching on the Dystopia livestream. 922 00:36:59,337 --> 00:37:00,736 - Crush it, Crystal. - Mm. 923 00:37:00,778 --> 00:37:02,780 And you give 'em hell, Condamned. 924 00:37:14,392 --> 00:37:17,073 I really like you. 925 00:37:17,115 --> 00:37:19,117 You know what I mean? 926 00:37:20,358 --> 00:37:21,917 I really like you too. 927 00:38:21,058 --> 00:38:22,378 No, no, no. 928 00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:23,779 Now, now, now, right after that, Venus, 929 00:38:23,821 --> 00:38:24,700 I need you to kick out. 930 00:38:24,742 --> 00:38:25,901 Kick out! 931 00:38:25,943 --> 00:38:27,503 There it is. Good job. 932 00:38:27,545 --> 00:38:29,545 Yo, Rooster, heads up. 933 00:38:29,587 --> 00:38:31,589 And, well, looky here. 934 00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:36,392 Hello, old friends. 935 00:38:36,434 --> 00:38:38,794 Now, folks, let's give a warm Dystopia welcome 936 00:38:38,836 --> 00:38:41,957 to our partners from the DWL. 937 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,208 So I have some thoughts on how this should go. 938 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:53,369 Well, your thoughts better involve 939 00:38:53,411 --> 00:38:55,010 you getting your asses kicked. 940 00:38:55,052 --> 00:38:56,132 Rooster, I need your help persuading Gully 941 00:38:56,174 --> 00:38:58,374 that what I've booked is great. 942 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:00,095 Look, Jack, I'm not here to help you with your business, 943 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,818 yo bitchin', your complainin', or persuadin'. 944 00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:04,900 Look, good shit sells itself. 945 00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:08,544 Sell some good shit without Condemnation Man winning, 946 00:39:08,586 --> 00:39:10,588 and Gully will bite. 947 00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:15,311 Why, in the name of whatever almighty God 948 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:18,274 created this dog-eat-dog world should I let you 949 00:39:18,316 --> 00:39:20,276 book what happens in my ring 950 00:39:20,318 --> 00:39:22,398 and trust that you're actually gonna go through with it? 951 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,840 Well, first off, you get to punch me in the face. 952 00:39:24,882 --> 00:39:26,522 -Yay, Dad. -Yeah, yay me. 953 00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:27,643 Okay, keep going. 954 00:39:27,685 --> 00:39:29,687 It gets better. 955 00:39:33,010 --> 00:39:34,410 Brooks Rizzo just texted. 956 00:39:34,452 --> 00:39:35,971 He's gonna be a little bit late. 957 00:39:36,013 --> 00:39:37,333 We're not gonna start the show without him, 958 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,494 so meet him out there for will-call. 959 00:39:38,536 --> 00:39:39,815 Sit next to him during the show. 960 00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:40,776 If he needs anything, get it to him. 961 00:39:40,818 --> 00:39:42,057 -Dad? -Yes? 962 00:39:42,099 --> 00:39:44,101 -I got this. -Okay. Thank you. 963 00:40:03,281 --> 00:40:05,923 Ooh! 964 00:40:07,725 --> 00:40:09,727 Yeah! 965 00:40:13,090 --> 00:40:15,092 Get her on the corner, Venus. 966 00:40:18,896 --> 00:40:20,898 Aha! 967 00:40:23,981 --> 00:40:25,983 You okay, Crystal? 968 00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:46,402 You okay, Venus? 969 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,446 Venus? 970 00:41:06,944 --> 00:41:08,946 Okay. 971 00:41:11,148 --> 00:41:13,150 Holy shit. 972 00:41:13,751 --> 00:41:16,113 One, two-- 973 00:41:18,996 --> 00:41:20,276 All right. She's great. 974 00:41:20,318 --> 00:41:22,077 Let's see how she is on the mic. 975 00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:23,719 I am not gonna be thrown off by your words, Jack. 976 00:41:23,761 --> 00:41:25,240 I learned all of them. 977 00:41:25,282 --> 00:41:27,042 I was in the senior class play, Godspell. 978 00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:29,086 Okay. Pipe down, Pippin. 979 00:41:33,771 --> 00:41:37,373 I didn't do Pippin. 980 00:41:37,415 --> 00:41:39,897 Pippin was not as good of a musical. 981 00:41:54,472 --> 00:41:55,871 Crystal, you wanna give-- 982 00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:56,792 Crystal, you wanna give up? 983 00:41:56,834 --> 00:41:57,993 No. 984 00:41:58,035 --> 00:42:00,037 Whoo! 985 00:42:03,681 --> 00:42:05,721 No, she's doin' it! She's doin' it! 986 00:42:05,763 --> 00:42:07,765 Go! 987 00:42:18,856 --> 00:42:21,777 One, two--two. 988 00:42:21,819 --> 00:42:23,218 Two. 989 00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:26,221 Hey! Hey! 990 00:42:26,263 --> 00:42:29,104 Hey, where are you going? Get back in here! 991 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:30,746 No más! Ah! 992 00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:34,870 Don't look at me. I'm still here. 993 00:42:34,912 --> 00:42:36,752 Y'all came to see wrestling, right? 994 00:43:28,726 --> 00:43:32,848 Crystal Tyler! 995 00:43:32,890 --> 00:43:34,530 That's a great name. 996 00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:36,652 You got a lot of guts coming down here, 997 00:43:36,694 --> 00:43:39,935 taking on my number one lady, Venus Cancer. 998 00:43:39,977 --> 00:43:41,817 Hey, Kevin, give her a mic. 999 00:43:41,859 --> 00:43:43,899 Crystal, you and I need to talk. 1000 00:43:43,941 --> 00:43:46,141 Talk about what? How your wrestler is a coward? 1001 00:43:46,183 --> 00:43:47,783 - Ooh! - Venus is not a coward. 1002 00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:49,705 She was just following orders. 1003 00:43:49,747 --> 00:43:54,309 My orders, because this is my ring, and I am God! 1004 00:44:00,478 --> 00:44:01,757 I wanted to see 1005 00:44:01,799 --> 00:44:03,479 the Crystal Tyler show in person. 1006 00:44:03,521 --> 00:44:07,282 You have come a long way in a very short time. 1007 00:44:07,324 --> 00:44:11,406 From valet, to DWL champ, to women's champ, 1008 00:44:11,448 --> 00:44:15,731 to pound-for-pound the toughest S-O-B in the DWL. 1009 00:44:15,773 --> 00:44:16,692 It's true! 1010 00:44:16,734 --> 00:44:19,775 Yeah! 1011 00:44:19,817 --> 00:44:21,577 But tonight, I have been reminded 1012 00:44:21,619 --> 00:44:24,379 of a very important botanical truth. 1013 00:44:24,421 --> 00:44:27,262 Even in a shit pile like the DWL, 1014 00:44:27,304 --> 00:44:30,385 a lovely rose can still bloom. 1015 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:37,112 Okay, so to me, the real sin is to leave that rose 1016 00:44:37,154 --> 00:44:39,995 growing in a shit pile. 1017 00:44:40,037 --> 00:44:42,958 Oh, Hole-i-o, please bring me my briefcase. 1018 00:44:46,924 --> 00:44:48,363 Listen up, Crystal. 1019 00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:51,887 I wanna be in the Crystal Tyler business. 1020 00:44:51,929 --> 00:44:55,090 I wanna see you realise your full potential, 1021 00:44:55,132 --> 00:44:56,532 not selfishly, 1022 00:44:56,574 --> 00:44:59,094 but for the industry that we both love. 1023 00:44:59,136 --> 00:45:02,137 I wanna build the Crystal Tyler brand, 1024 00:45:02,179 --> 00:45:04,620 so please, just take a seat and hear my pitch. 1025 00:45:04,662 --> 00:45:06,061 Sit. Sit. Sit. 1026 00:45:09,426 --> 00:45:10,425 Come on. You're my guest. 1027 00:45:10,467 --> 00:45:11,466 Sit down. 1028 00:45:11,508 --> 00:45:14,790 Please just sit. 1029 00:45:17,995 --> 00:45:20,395 I need Crystal Tyler pay-per-views. 1030 00:45:20,437 --> 00:45:22,718 Crystal Tyler action figures. 1031 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,199 Crystal Tyler home goods. 1032 00:45:24,241 --> 00:45:25,841 You know what I'm talking about, right? 1033 00:45:25,883 --> 00:45:29,484 We both know that as long as you stay in the DWL, 1034 00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:31,126 that will never happen. 1035 00:45:31,168 --> 00:45:34,489 Jack Spade can't take you to the top, but I can. 1036 00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:38,373 Yeah! 1037 00:45:38,415 --> 00:45:40,936 You know, Rooster used to be with the DWL, but, Rooster, 1038 00:45:40,978 --> 00:45:42,898 before you started working with me, what kind of car 1039 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,660 -did you drive? -Tercel. 1040 00:45:46,584 --> 00:45:48,143 It's a fine car. It's a fine car, 1041 00:45:48,185 --> 00:45:50,505 but what kind of car are you driving now? 1042 00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:51,947 Lamborghini. 1043 00:45:51,989 --> 00:45:56,632 Whoo! 1044 00:45:56,674 --> 00:46:00,395 I can make you a star beyond your wildest dreams. 1045 00:46:00,437 --> 00:46:02,437 Crystal Tyler, I want you to join 1046 00:46:02,479 --> 00:46:05,320 Florida Wrestling Dystopia! 1047 00:46:18,015 --> 00:46:21,617 You know, being born in Duffy means being born 1048 00:46:21,659 --> 00:46:24,059 into low expectations. 1049 00:46:24,101 --> 00:46:26,461 When you come from nothing, it's okay to not succeed. 1050 00:46:26,503 --> 00:46:27,823 It's probably why I never thought of myself 1051 00:46:27,865 --> 00:46:30,505 being worth a damn. 1052 00:46:30,547 --> 00:46:33,709 Mr. Gully, I have been through stuff that no kid 1053 00:46:33,751 --> 00:46:36,511 should ever have to go through, 1054 00:46:36,553 --> 00:46:39,274 overcame way more than I should have. 1055 00:46:39,316 --> 00:46:40,716 And just when I thought 1056 00:46:40,758 --> 00:46:43,358 I couldn't squeeze out any more fight, 1057 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,161 the Spade brothers gave me a home. 1058 00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:47,603 And I'm not talking about a home 1059 00:46:47,645 --> 00:46:50,485 with a fireplace and a big-screen TV 1060 00:46:50,527 --> 00:46:52,247 and a comfy, cozy couch. 1061 00:46:52,289 --> 00:46:55,570 No, I'm talking about a home that was built for me. 1062 00:46:55,612 --> 00:46:57,252 The ring. 1063 00:46:57,294 --> 00:46:58,734 Because in the ring, 1064 00:46:58,776 --> 00:47:02,257 all the bullshit that used to bury me 1065 00:47:02,299 --> 00:47:05,340 can't even touch me! 1066 00:47:05,382 --> 00:47:09,344 And so, for that, I'm forever grateful for the Spade family. 1067 00:47:09,386 --> 00:47:13,108 Boo! 1068 00:47:13,150 --> 00:47:17,512 But this is a business, 1069 00:47:17,554 --> 00:47:21,156 and it's a nasty one, at that. 1070 00:47:21,198 --> 00:47:25,721 And there is no one looking out for me now except for me. 1071 00:47:28,525 --> 00:47:30,285 Truth is, Mr. Gully, 1072 00:47:30,327 --> 00:47:34,890 I deserve everything you offer and then some. 1073 00:47:34,932 --> 00:47:37,813 Mm-hmm. 1074 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,377 You want Crystal Tyler in Dystopia? 1075 00:47:44,141 --> 00:47:46,221 You want Crystal Tyler in Dystopia? 1076 00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:48,866 Let's hear it, folks! 1077 00:47:52,710 --> 00:47:54,712 Let's hear it! 1078 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,435 Well, then you know what? 1079 00:48:01,238 --> 00:48:03,240 My answer is... 1080 00:48:05,202 --> 00:48:06,922 ...hell no! 1081 00:48:06,964 --> 00:48:10,245 I ain't no sellout, and I am never working 1082 00:48:10,287 --> 00:48:12,527 for a bottom-feeding maggot like you. 1083 00:48:12,569 --> 00:48:15,410 DWL for life! 1084 00:48:19,016 --> 00:48:21,697 Go on! Get out of here! 1085 00:48:21,739 --> 00:48:23,098 All right. 1086 00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:26,143 First, I just wanna say ow. 1087 00:48:27,985 --> 00:48:29,945 And now that you've done the loyalty act, 1088 00:48:29,987 --> 00:48:31,867 let's get down to business. 1089 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,588 Help me out, Hole. 1090 00:48:33,630 --> 00:48:36,031 This right here is a two-year contract 1091 00:48:36,073 --> 00:48:39,554 for you to join FWD, 1092 00:48:39,596 --> 00:48:43,999 and right here... 1093 00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:46,521 is $100,000! 1094 00:48:46,563 --> 00:48:48,725 Whoo! 1095 00:48:52,449 --> 00:48:56,253 A bonus for signing it! 1096 00:48:58,095 --> 00:49:01,056 Did Jack Spade ever give you this kind of an opportunity? 1097 00:49:01,098 --> 00:49:02,978 No, he did not. 1098 00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:06,541 You will never see this amount of money 1099 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:10,906 for as long as you're with Jack Spade and the DWL, 1100 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,188 no matter how hard you grind, 1101 00:49:13,230 --> 00:49:15,630 no matter how much you deserve it. 1102 00:49:15,672 --> 00:49:18,433 But you work for me, you will be set for life. 1103 00:49:18,475 --> 00:49:20,876 Work for me, and you have security 1104 00:49:20,918 --> 00:49:23,398 for you and your loved ones. 1105 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,240 Or are you gonna throw away 1106 00:49:25,282 --> 00:49:27,522 the biggest opportunity of your life 1107 00:49:27,564 --> 00:49:31,286 for some silly and blind devotion to Jack Spade? 1108 00:49:37,895 --> 00:49:40,617 Sign! Sign! Sign! 1109 00:49:42,259 --> 00:49:43,658 Hey, Gully! 1110 00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,500 - Boo! - Shut up! 1111 00:49:45,542 --> 00:49:47,983 You get the hell away from her! 1112 00:49:49,346 --> 00:49:50,465 All right. Let's hear him. 1113 00:49:50,507 --> 00:49:51,947 Let's hear him out. 1114 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,109 Maybe you're hard of hearing, 1115 00:49:54,151 --> 00:49:56,832 but you cannot buy Crystal Tyler! 1116 00:49:56,874 --> 00:50:00,075 She's no sellout, like you! 1117 00:50:00,117 --> 00:50:03,078 Boo! 1118 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,399 Well, well, well, Jack. 1119 00:50:04,441 --> 00:50:05,801 It's, uh, not really a surprise, 1120 00:50:05,843 --> 00:50:07,122 you showing up here tonight. 1121 00:50:07,164 --> 00:50:08,844 I see how you're looking at Rooster, 1122 00:50:08,886 --> 00:50:11,726 like the one who got away, and so you're here, now, 1123 00:50:11,768 --> 00:50:13,728 beg Crystal to not leave too. 1124 00:50:13,770 --> 00:50:15,330 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1125 00:50:15,372 --> 00:50:18,213 Crystal Tyler chooses her own words! 1126 00:50:18,255 --> 00:50:21,416 I'm not here to plead with her to stay. 1127 00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:24,900 I'm here to fight by her side! 1128 00:50:24,942 --> 00:50:28,904 She's always had my back, and I will always have hers! 1129 00:50:28,946 --> 00:50:31,786 Crystal's not here to have your back. 1130 00:50:31,828 --> 00:50:33,508 She's here to stab you in it! 1131 00:50:33,550 --> 00:50:35,630 Oh! 1132 00:50:35,672 --> 00:50:37,913 Whoo! 1133 00:50:37,955 --> 00:50:39,957 Yeah! 1134 00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:52,249 Nice writing, Jack. 1135 00:50:54,171 --> 00:50:56,972 Whoo! 1136 00:50:57,014 --> 00:50:58,653 Yes! 1137 00:50:58,695 --> 00:51:00,697 Bye-bye, Jack. 1138 00:51:04,501 --> 00:51:05,740 Looks like we got a deal! 1139 00:51:05,782 --> 00:51:08,944 Whoo! Dystopia! 1140 00:51:08,986 --> 00:51:10,185 Whoo! 1141 00:51:13,190 --> 00:51:15,192 Whoo-hoo! 1142 00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:22,317 Looks like Jack's waking up a bit! 1143 00:51:22,359 --> 00:51:23,558 Get him! 1144 00:51:58,795 --> 00:52:02,477 Wherever you are, Jack Spade, this isn't over! 1145 00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:04,639 Dystopia for life! 1146 00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:07,924 Yeah! 1147 00:52:10,087 --> 00:52:11,526 Yessir! 1148 00:52:11,568 --> 00:52:13,608 Pop on that zipline was fucking incredible! 1149 00:52:13,650 --> 00:52:17,052 Aw, dude, you wrote the shit out of that. 1150 00:52:17,094 --> 00:52:18,573 -Crystal. -Yeah. 1151 00:52:18,615 --> 00:52:20,655 Crystal. Jesus. 1152 00:52:20,697 --> 00:52:21,656 Hey, how long do you think it'll take 1153 00:52:21,698 --> 00:52:22,777 for the arena to clear? 1154 00:52:22,819 --> 00:52:24,339 Hopefully soon. I gotta piss. 1155 00:52:24,381 --> 00:52:27,102 Just go here. I'll move. 1156 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,623 What? 1157 00:52:30,907 --> 00:52:33,188 Yeah! Whoo! 1158 00:52:33,230 --> 00:52:36,113 Yeah! 1159 00:52:47,644 --> 00:52:49,244 Excuse me. 1160 00:52:49,286 --> 00:52:50,645 Somebody told me that you work with Crystal Tyler 1161 00:52:50,687 --> 00:52:51,606 and the Spade brothers. 1162 00:52:51,648 --> 00:52:52,807 I do. 1163 00:52:52,849 --> 00:52:54,169 I'm Brooks Rizzo. 1164 00:52:54,211 --> 00:52:56,291 I would love to know more about them. 1165 00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:58,213 Like what? 1166 00:52:58,255 --> 00:53:00,257 Everything.