1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,920 How you doing, Charlie? 2 00:00:02,921 --> 00:00:04,755 - Oh, my nerves couldn't take eight shows a week. 3 00:00:04,756 --> 00:00:07,633 - It's okay to be relieved that the show is over. 4 00:00:07,634 --> 00:00:09,510 Means more time for us. 5 00:00:09,511 --> 00:00:11,345 - Your aunt sold the apartment? 6 00:00:11,346 --> 00:00:13,055 - I have to be out in four weeks. 7 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:15,558 Bloody Mabel Mora. 8 00:00:15,559 --> 00:00:18,811 There is nothing more tantalizing than an unhinged, murderous beauty. 9 00:00:18,812 --> 00:00:22,816 I'm re-imagining Death Rattle in the most Oliver Putnam way. 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,109 Death Rattle Dazzle! 11 00:00:26,111 --> 00:00:27,194 A Death Rattle musical! 12 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,030 As we look at the cast, we are faced with an unsettling truth. 13 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,991 Any one of them could be the killer. 14 00:00:31,992 --> 00:00:33,867 - You're not supposed to be here. 15 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:36,036 - There was someone in his dressing room. 16 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,871 The night that Ben died, 17 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:40,583 he was holding someone else's handkerchief. 18 00:00:40,584 --> 00:00:43,669 We need to find out who in the cast doesn't have theirs. 19 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:45,337 That could be our killer! - Kimber... 20 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:48,340 I'm so sorry I made everything messy between us. 21 00:00:48,341 --> 00:00:49,758 I fucked up. 22 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,552 But I'm gonna make it right. 23 00:00:51,553 --> 00:00:53,429 - I really wanted to give you my hanky, 24 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:55,681 but I must have thrown it away. 25 00:01:04,691 --> 00:01:06,066 New York. 26 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:09,111 It's not exactly famous for self-care. 27 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:12,197 In this city, we push, we shove, 28 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:14,533 we occasionally urinate on one another. 29 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:18,120 But do we spend enough time loving ourselves? 30 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,122 Maybe not. - This is the whole apartment? 31 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,625 - I know. - Feels like a palace. 32 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:26,003 460 square feet all to yourself. 33 00:01:26,004 --> 00:01:29,006 But you can create a sanctuary. 34 00:01:30,717 --> 00:01:32,760 When I created my sanctuary, 35 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:34,887 I invested in fluffy towels, 36 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:36,722 a fleet of soy candles, 37 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:40,726 and a jade egg that is currently nestled in my privates. 38 00:01:40,727 --> 00:01:44,146 It's about creating a safe space. - And the rent? 39 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,941 - 4,800 a month. Plus utilities. And maintenance fees. 40 00:01:46,942 --> 00:01:48,776 Also, you'll probably wanna slip the angry guy 41 00:01:48,777 --> 00:01:51,070 who sleeps on the front steps a fiver anytime you come home, 42 00:01:51,071 --> 00:01:52,571 just to keep the peace. 43 00:01:52,572 --> 00:01:54,698 But, all in all, it is a steal. 44 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:57,993 Last year, when I stepped down from my podcast 45 00:01:57,994 --> 00:02:00,537 after a difficult moment with a coworker... 46 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:03,374 Poppy, you fucking bitch! 47 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,960 - Sorry. Edit that out. - Thank you. 48 00:02:05,961 --> 00:02:08,587 Don't murder someone and try to frame me for it, that's... 49 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:11,090 Okay, I was kidding. I-I'm... I am just kidding. 50 00:02:11,091 --> 00:02:12,550 Okay, anyway. 51 00:02:12,551 --> 00:02:15,803 Some people said I was canceled. 52 00:02:15,804 --> 00:02:18,264 Well, if getting canceled means 53 00:02:18,265 --> 00:02:21,433 spending a year learning to live in alignment with your dharma, 54 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:23,769 then yes. 55 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:25,312 Call me canceled. 56 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,772 I'm at peace. 57 00:02:26,773 --> 00:02:28,190 Because during that time, 58 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:30,734 I cultivated something important. 59 00:02:30,735 --> 00:02:32,945 My self-care rituals. 60 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:37,242 - So, what do you do, Ms. Mora? 61 00:02:38,368 --> 00:02:40,995 I-I'm just trying to figure out how you'd use the space. 62 00:02:40,996 --> 00:02:43,581 Perhaps it's a love nest to share with a partner. 63 00:02:43,582 --> 00:02:46,500 Or a home office to launch your dream business. 64 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:49,378 Or maybe you just wanna throw fabulous dinner parties. 65 00:02:49,379 --> 00:02:51,881 - I'm not really the dinner party type. 66 00:02:51,882 --> 00:02:54,884 Hm. Well, you must have something you love. 67 00:02:54,885 --> 00:02:56,427 Everybody does. 68 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:02,600 - Hm. CINDA: Maybe your ritual is journaling. 69 00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:05,311 Or a walk in the woods. 70 00:03:05,312 --> 00:03:08,647 For me, I start every day bathing in mud 71 00:03:08,648 --> 00:03:11,650 from the healing soil of the Pacific Palisades. 72 00:03:11,651 --> 00:03:14,987 - So, I'm not trying to pressure you, but there's a lot of heat on this one. 73 00:03:14,988 --> 00:03:17,489 So if you want it, I'd start gathering your paperwork. 74 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,866 You know, pay stubs, tax returns, 75 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:21,076 maybe a letter from your current landlord. 76 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:24,079 - I'm pretty sure I definitely have all those things. 77 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,331 For sure. 78 00:03:25,332 --> 00:03:27,625 Rituals ground us, 79 00:03:27,626 --> 00:03:31,003 offering calm in a world of chaos. 80 00:03:31,004 --> 00:03:32,671 But love a ritual too much, 81 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:34,506 and it can become an obsession. 82 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:36,508 And before we know it, 83 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:39,845 the ritual that once healed us has become our undoing. 84 00:03:39,846 --> 00:03:41,722 So! You ready to move on this? 85 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,098 Totally. 86 00:03:44,768 --> 00:03:45,810 Oh. 87 00:03:49,314 --> 00:03:50,940 No, this one's not me. 88 00:04:46,121 --> 00:04:47,871 - They're so peaceful. - Mm-hm. 89 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:51,083 - And so many. Sixty-two, did you say? 90 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:52,459 - That's the sweet spot. 91 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,670 Sixty-one, you wonder if you're one fish short 92 00:04:54,671 --> 00:04:57,340 and 63, you're a crazy fish lady. 93 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,428 Is it too much? 94 00:05:02,429 --> 00:05:03,804 - Too much fish? 95 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:05,472 - Too much everything. 96 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,766 Me moving in, my aquarium, 97 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:10,185 my trampoline, my exercise balls. 98 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,563 You know I like to roll from room to room. 99 00:05:12,564 --> 00:05:14,523 You don't feel suffocated? 100 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:16,066 - No, ma'am! - Okay. 101 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:18,193 Wide-open airways! 102 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,695 Lungs like a baby! 103 00:05:21,615 --> 00:05:24,033 Joy, this is your space now. 104 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:26,745 - Oh, Charlie! I can't believe it! 105 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:29,121 Oh God! 106 00:05:29,122 --> 00:05:32,459 Thirty-five years ago, you sat in my makeup chair, 107 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:35,920 and I thought to myself, 108 00:05:35,921 --> 00:05:37,672 "This man dies alone." 109 00:05:38,465 --> 00:05:40,216 And now, look at us. 110 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:42,134 Shacking up. 111 00:05:42,135 --> 00:05:44,511 It's a dream come true! Mwah! 112 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,014 Let's celebrate. Wanna go to the fish store? 113 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:49,350 - Oh, uh, well, besides having already been there twice today, 114 00:05:49,351 --> 00:05:50,684 I-I have to rehearse. 115 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:52,937 Oliver is all over me about this patter song. 116 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:55,064 - Patter song? - Well, a patter song 117 00:05:55,065 --> 00:05:58,108 is a speed-singing, uh, information dump 118 00:05:58,109 --> 00:05:59,735 they always give to the guy who can't sing. 119 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:01,403 - Uh-huh. - It's basically a rap. 120 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,280 I mean, do I look like a guy who can rap? 121 00:06:03,281 --> 00:06:06,617 - Well, I wouldn't say that's what your look screams, 122 00:06:06,618 --> 00:06:10,121 if I'm honest, but I've seen you do hard things. 123 00:06:10,789 --> 00:06:12,623 How about Brazzos, season four? 124 00:06:12,624 --> 00:06:15,334 When your character had to bust the drug dealers 125 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:18,379 at the roller skating rink, and you were like, 126 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:21,090 "I can't do a backward grapevine!" 127 00:06:21,091 --> 00:06:22,383 Until you did! 128 00:06:22,384 --> 00:06:25,302 - Set medic said he never saw a femur snap in half like that. 129 00:06:25,303 --> 00:06:26,805 - That's not the point. 130 00:06:27,722 --> 00:06:30,808 Charlie, you are a star. 131 00:06:30,809 --> 00:06:33,602 And you didn't look bad in those roller shorts either, 132 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:34,646 huh? 133 00:06:35,063 --> 00:06:37,815 Oh, look at me. Oh, getting all hot! 134 00:06:37,816 --> 00:06:39,818 I'm gonna go cool off at the fish store. 135 00:06:40,694 --> 00:06:43,153 - You gonna buy more fish? - I'm just gonna browse. 136 00:06:43,154 --> 00:06:45,155 But probably, definitely yes. 137 00:07:00,714 --> 00:07:03,048 We have a few minutes before rehearsal, 138 00:07:03,049 --> 00:07:05,885 AKA a murderer walking into this room. 139 00:07:05,886 --> 00:07:08,888 Let's talk case. - If I may, a life update. 140 00:07:08,889 --> 00:07:10,389 Oliver Putnam, long considered 141 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:13,434 New York's most un-land-able bachelor, is in love. 142 00:07:13,435 --> 00:07:14,393 That's right. 143 00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:16,353 This merchandise off the market, bruh. 144 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:17,438 Ah! Loretta. 145 00:07:17,439 --> 00:07:19,064 Whom you have yet to ask out. 146 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,150 - Well, 'cause I'm workshopping the perfect date. 147 00:07:21,151 --> 00:07:24,403 I mean, if I'm going to break my own rule and date one of the cast members, 148 00:07:24,404 --> 00:07:25,738 I have to do it with flair. 149 00:07:25,739 --> 00:07:27,239 Uh, current vision, 150 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,533 lunch, the Russian Tea Room. 151 00:07:29,534 --> 00:07:30,743 Or is that too Putin-y? 152 00:07:30,744 --> 00:07:32,828 - Now we've gotten exactly nowhere 153 00:07:32,829 --> 00:07:35,915 on figuring out who pushed Ben down the elevator shaft. 154 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:37,791 So, I say we go back. 155 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:39,293 Go to the theater, 156 00:07:39,294 --> 00:07:42,129 figure out if Ben's collapsing on stage was due to poison. 157 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:43,130 - I think... 158 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:45,008 - Is this gonna be about the case or Loretta? 159 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:47,968 - Loretta. - Then, zip it. 160 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:49,220 So if it was poison, 161 00:07:49,221 --> 00:07:52,306 we actually have a decent suspect to look at. Kimber. 162 00:07:52,307 --> 00:07:54,516 - Oh, Kimber! 163 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,769 I love it. That's so good. 164 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:58,688 Quick question. Does it have to be Kimber? 165 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:01,774 She's one of the few cast members who can actually sing. 166 00:08:01,775 --> 00:08:02,858 - I take offense to that. 167 00:08:02,859 --> 00:08:04,068 - That was my intention. 168 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,986 - I'm working on my vibrato. Listen. 169 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:07,822 Ah! 170 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,740 - Thank you, Ms. Merman. 171 00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:12,785 Oh, a-and the thing about Kimber, I just found out that she has 172 00:08:12,786 --> 00:08:15,079 two million Tik Tokkee people. 173 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,414 Followers. I know, but... Which is great press for our show. 174 00:08:17,415 --> 00:08:19,250 Now our stage manager, on the other hand, 175 00:08:19,251 --> 00:08:21,293 is a world-class grump 176 00:08:21,294 --> 00:08:24,755 who has only 12 followers. Can we look in that direction? 177 00:08:24,756 --> 00:08:26,840 - Kimber was the only cast member 178 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:29,218 that didn't give Charles a hanky. 179 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:31,887 So she could have attempted to poison him at the theater. 180 00:08:31,888 --> 00:08:35,349 And when that didn't work, she pushed him down the elevator shaft. Make sense? 181 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:37,309 - Hey! I just had an idea! - Really? 182 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:40,604 - What if we cut the patter song, and I just do a look? 183 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:43,607 - Oh, dear lord. - Another detail on Kimber. 184 00:08:43,608 --> 00:08:45,359 In the dressing room footage I saw, 185 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,279 it sounded like Ben was having a lover's spat 186 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,281 right before he collapsed on stage, 187 00:08:50,282 --> 00:08:53,993 which would explain why he apologized to Kimber at the party 188 00:08:53,994 --> 00:08:55,828 for making things messy. 189 00:08:55,829 --> 00:08:57,913 We have to find out if they were secretly dating. 190 00:08:57,914 --> 00:08:59,582 - Do you know who else is secretly dating? 191 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:02,001 - Yes. You and Loretta. And by the way, you're not. 192 00:09:02,002 --> 00:09:03,419 Yet. MABEL: Whatever. 193 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:06,715 Your TikTok star has something the murderer needed. 194 00:09:07,465 --> 00:09:09,174 A way to deliver the poison. 195 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:11,719 Y'all, you are probably asking yourself, 196 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:15,681 "Why does Ben Glenroy, CoBro, look like a 50-year-old baby?" 197 00:09:15,682 --> 00:09:18,684 He's literally aging backwards, and I will tell you why. 198 00:09:18,685 --> 00:09:21,270 Because he uses my anti-aging serum. 199 00:09:21,271 --> 00:09:24,523 That's right, it's anti-aging, it's serum, and you guys can have it, too. 200 00:09:24,524 --> 00:09:26,734 Are you guys stalking my serum? 201 00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:29,987 - Oh! Uh, uh, yes, because we are all anti-aging. 202 00:09:29,988 --> 00:09:31,238 Yes. KIMBER: Oh. 203 00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:32,865 If you want, I can put you on a waitlist, 204 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:35,826 but ever since Ben signed on as unofficial spokesperson, 205 00:09:35,827 --> 00:09:37,244 I can't keep it in stock. 206 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:40,831 - People, this is rehearsal time. Let's keep it on topic. 207 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,082 Yes, right. 208 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,043 Well, if everyone's here, let's kick it off 209 00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:45,836 with Charles' patter song. 210 00:09:45,837 --> 00:09:47,463 - Wait. Wait, wait, what? 211 00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:49,673 In front of... In front of everybody? 212 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,300 - So, Charles, six weeks from now, 213 00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:53,219 you'll be performing this in front of thousands, 214 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,020 so you might as well get used to the eyeballs. 215 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:57,848 Setting the scene. You, the Constable, 216 00:09:57,849 --> 00:10:01,060 find yourself at the end of your metaphorical rope, 217 00:10:01,061 --> 00:10:02,436 clinging to sanity 218 00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:04,647 as you are interrogating 219 00:10:04,648 --> 00:10:07,650 three improbable suspects. 220 00:10:07,651 --> 00:10:09,902 Babies! Yes! 221 00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:13,572 But, which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? 222 00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:16,200 - This one's a-a little tricky... - Tom, bring us in, please. Thanks. 223 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:25,459 - That feels faster than it was yesterday. Has it always been that fast? 224 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,378 - Always been that fast, Charles. 225 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:29,588 - Take it down just a little bit. 226 00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:38,013 Oh, Mabel, y-you don't have to be here because this is just boring play stuff. 227 00:10:38,014 --> 00:10:40,934 - Nope. Something is telling me I can't miss this. 228 00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:52,444 - ♪ Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 229 00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:54,321 ♪ Who of the crew would commit this crime? ♪ 230 00:10:56,324 --> 00:10:58,534 ♪ It's a story little story for a nursery rhyme! ♪ 231 00:10:58,535 --> 00:11:00,077 ♪ Which of the pig fuck dickwad did it? ♪ 232 00:11:00,078 --> 00:11:02,413 ♪ Which of the goddamn fucking shit ♪ 233 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:13,632 ♪ Ba ba bum bum ba da bum ♪ 234 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:16,553 ♪ Ba dum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 235 00:11:17,429 --> 00:11:19,431 ♪ Ba da da da da ♪ 236 00:11:20,599 --> 00:11:23,601 ♪ Ba da, ba ba bum bum ba da bum ♪ 237 00:11:23,602 --> 00:11:26,520 ♪ Ba dum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 238 00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:29,481 ♪ Ba da-da da-da da-da ♪ 239 00:11:31,902 --> 00:11:35,404 ♪ Da-da, da da da, lee lee la... ♪ 240 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:51,213 - May I step out to call my therapist? - Yes, of course, you can. 241 00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:55,216 - I-I-I don't know what happened. 242 00:11:55,217 --> 00:11:57,176 M-My mind just, uh, went blank, 243 00:11:57,177 --> 00:12:00,305 and I-I-I crossed over into this other realm. 244 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:03,641 Am I... Am I dead? 245 00:12:03,642 --> 00:12:06,143 Am I-I on drugs? Am I dead and on drugs? 246 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:08,646 - Bro, you went to the White Room. 247 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:09,772 - The what room? 248 00:12:09,773 --> 00:12:11,607 - White Room. It's an actor thing. 249 00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:13,234 - A-A stage thing. 250 00:12:13,235 --> 00:12:14,944 In TV, if you screw up, you get another take. 251 00:12:14,945 --> 00:12:16,612 In theater, there's no net. 252 00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:18,530 You blank out, that's it. 253 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:21,492 You're a polar bear in a global warming documentary, 254 00:12:21,493 --> 00:12:24,328 hanging onto a tiny piece of ice in the middle of the sea, 255 00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:25,871 waiting to die. 256 00:12:25,872 --> 00:12:27,456 Happened to me in 2014. 257 00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:29,960 I was doing a production of As You Like It in Wilmington. 258 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:33,129 I'll never know exactly what I did on that stage, but... 259 00:12:33,755 --> 00:12:36,507 there are now pictures of my penis on the internet, 260 00:12:36,508 --> 00:12:38,509 and I can only assume that's how they got there. 261 00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:42,346 - Okay, well, that's, uh... H-How do I stay out of it? 262 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,348 - Look, I've dealt with anxiety. 263 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:47,476 Once I went to the White Room and woke up two days later 264 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:50,854 at a Papa John's in Yonkers. It's scary. 265 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:53,232 The trick is to find your happy place. 266 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:55,818 - Okay, everyone. After what we just witnessed, 267 00:12:55,819 --> 00:12:57,654 we need to take five. 268 00:12:58,446 --> 00:12:59,864 Maybe years. 269 00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:04,118 - Oliver? 270 00:13:04,119 --> 00:13:06,370 I wanna apologize for lying to you earlier. 271 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:08,455 When I asked to step out to call my therapist. 272 00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:10,333 I don't actually have a therapist. 273 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:12,835 Just my cousin Moses Morris from State Farm, 274 00:13:12,836 --> 00:13:14,545 who I call when things go wrong. 275 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:17,549 He helps me. - Howard, not now. 276 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:23,929 - So, I know that we're just recovering from what just happened, and frankly, 277 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:26,724 I'm having a hard time making eye contact with you, Charles. 278 00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:27,975 - What did I do up here? 279 00:13:27,976 --> 00:13:29,685 - Too soon! - Not ready. 280 00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:33,480 But, we have to find the serum that Ben used on opening night 281 00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:36,275 and test it for poison. Do you think it's still in the theater? 282 00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:37,985 - Getting into the theater is a whole thing. 283 00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:39,278 You know, Howard has a key, 284 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,196 and if he's not in the right mood, he won't let us in. 285 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:42,656 - He works for you, right? 286 00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:45,660 - Well, it's a complicated relationship. Many layers. 287 00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:48,537 - Heard you referencing a layered relationship. 288 00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,414 I assume you're speaking about me. 289 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:52,833 - Howard! How would you feel 290 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,376 about letting us in the theater? 291 00:13:54,377 --> 00:13:56,503 - Are you investigating? Because if you are, I need to know. 292 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:58,339 As the eyes and ears of this production... 293 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,550 - It's nothing. We just left... 294 00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:03,220 a sweater. 295 00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:05,846 You like sweaters, right? 296 00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:07,556 - Girl, you know I like sweaters. 297 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:09,266 - It was actually one of my sweaters. 298 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,893 - Let me guess. 299 00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:12,269 A fluffy number? 300 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,063 Vaguely shapeless? 301 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:17,274 Splashes of yellow and orange that have no business working, 302 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:20,152 but, somehow, they work. My God, do they work! 303 00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:22,905 Jesus H. Christ, I love your sweaters! 304 00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:23,948 Go on, I'm listening. 305 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:28,077 - Well, then you wouldn't want one stuck in the theater, would you? 306 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:29,453 I mean, think of the moths. 307 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:32,373 - Moths, moths. Just burrowing in the fabric, 308 00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:34,625 chewing holes. 309 00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:38,170 Oh, the whole structure of the sweater just falls apart... 310 00:14:38,171 --> 00:14:40,381 - No, no, stop! Stop, Mabel! No. 311 00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:42,049 I'll let you in, okay? 312 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,385 Thank you. 313 00:14:44,177 --> 00:14:46,220 - Let's get that sweater. 314 00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:47,889 Okay. 315 00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:51,518 - You're a genius. - Absolutely. 316 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:56,272 And then Jonathan told me I need to find my "happy place." 317 00:14:56,273 --> 00:14:58,482 A happy place! 318 00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,984 Do I even have one of those? 319 00:14:59,985 --> 00:15:02,236 I-I don't know, Joy. I'm all turned around! 320 00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:04,363 - Aw, you're probably just hungry. 321 00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:05,864 Why don't you take that stress 322 00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:08,701 and channel it into one of your gorgeous omelets? 323 00:15:08,702 --> 00:15:10,536 That's your happy place. 324 00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:14,164 And the way you make them looks like they should be on the cover of 325 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:16,333 Breakfast Magazine... 326 00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,336 Which does not exist. 327 00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:36,854 - ♪ Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 328 00:15:36,855 --> 00:15:38,898 ♪ Who of the crew would commit this crime? ♪ 329 00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:40,691 ♪ Might a little brat make a mommy go splat? ♪ 330 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,818 ♪ It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme ♪ 331 00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:44,904 ♪ Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 332 00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:46,780 ♪ Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill? ♪ 333 00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,908 ♪ Will a baby get tried for matricide? ♪ 334 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:52,036 ♪ Coochie coochie coo, time for you, you, or you to admit it ♪ 335 00:15:52,037 --> 00:15:55,873 ♪ So, quick as a whip, gotta pick which Pickwick Triplet did it ♪ 336 00:15:58,084 --> 00:16:00,211 Joy! I did it! 337 00:16:00,212 --> 00:16:01,921 I did the song! 338 00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:02,797 - What? 339 00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:05,966 - I know the trick now. 340 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,551 All I have to do is make an omelet. 341 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:08,510 - Huh? 342 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:09,970 - Yeah! For years, I made omelets to relax, 343 00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:12,598 and my brain associates that with comfort. 344 00:16:12,599 --> 00:16:13,974 I know I'm not mentally healthy, 345 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:16,268 but that's okay because I can sing the song. 346 00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:18,479 - Charlie, this is no bueno. 347 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,023 The omelet was a one-time stress release. 348 00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:23,234 You thinking you need the omelet, 349 00:16:23,235 --> 00:16:26,320 that's a hard no. Hard no! That is a crutch. 350 00:16:26,321 --> 00:16:28,865 - Yeah, it's a crutch! That's good, right? 351 00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:30,867 - Look at me, lover. 352 00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:34,329 You have me now. 353 00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:37,039 I'm the omelet. 354 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,084 Say it. - You're the omelet. 355 00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:42,253 - I'm gonna look out for you, Charlie. 356 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,296 Just like I did with Ben Glenroy. 357 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:48,509 He knew if he touched one hair on your gorgeous little head, 358 00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:50,470 he was gonna have to deal with me. 359 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:52,471 Now, let's go to bed. 360 00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:54,181 I've been reading the Kama Sutra 361 00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:56,518 and we haven't done the antelope yet. 362 00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:59,729 - Okay, I'm just gonna make one more ome... - Charlie. 363 00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:03,275 The antelope. 364 00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:15,244 Oh God! 365 00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:18,080 Smells like Jerry Orbach's laundry basket. 366 00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:20,499 Which I once had a nap in. Long story. 367 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,002 - What is all this? - Oh, just opening night gifts. 368 00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:25,045 They've all just been sitting here, you know? 369 00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:28,173 Like flowers and pastries, open bottles of wine. 370 00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:30,134 It's like a horror movie. 371 00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:33,638 Which is something that I could take Loretta to on our date! 372 00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:36,348 But should I make it scary? 373 00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:38,809 A-A-Are dates fun when everyone's panic sweating? 374 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:40,853 - For the love of God, Oliver, focus. 375 00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:42,439 - Oh, sorry. - Here we go. 376 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:45,858 - What the hell are you doing here? 377 00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:52,781 - Sorry if I was rude before. 378 00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:55,034 I just didn't know you guys were coming. 379 00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,869 Does anyone want nettle leaf tea? 380 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:58,496 It makes your hair grow fast as fuck. 381 00:17:59,247 --> 00:18:01,123 - Do you... live here? 382 00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:03,918 - No, this is just where I run my beauty empire. 383 00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:06,879 Ooh! Don't tell Howard I copied his key. 384 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,965 I will give you some of my proprietary collagen powder. 385 00:18:09,966 --> 00:18:11,467 Not for free. Twenty percent off? 386 00:18:11,468 --> 00:18:13,636 - Uh, it-it-it's quite alright. Um... 387 00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:15,846 Unless, can it do anything about my jowls? 388 00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:18,098 - I wanna be firmer. - Oh, yeah. 389 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,475 Oh! 390 00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:23,230 Girl, you can't stop thinking about my serum, can you? 391 00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:25,606 Uh, y-yeah. 392 00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:27,399 I mean, who wouldn't be obsessed 393 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,902 with Ben's favorite skin product? 394 00:18:29,903 --> 00:18:31,403 - Right. He did use it religiously. 395 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:33,406 - Even on opening night? - Of course. 396 00:18:35,575 --> 00:18:37,785 - And the bottle that he used, 397 00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:40,288 would that... be this one? 398 00:18:41,539 --> 00:18:42,790 Guys? 399 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,041 You here? 400 00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:45,834 Warning, I smell like eggs. 401 00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,671 Is that Charles? - Uh... 402 00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:51,131 You know, he experiences these little mini-strokes. 403 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,550 It's nothing to be alarmed by. 404 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,301 - We'll just be right back. - Yeah. 405 00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:56,762 - I didn't know Kimber was here. - Neither did we. 406 00:18:56,763 --> 00:18:59,139 - Guys. We've gotta get her talking. 407 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,224 Can I trust you? 408 00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:02,101 Do you even know how to talk to someone my age? 409 00:19:02,102 --> 00:19:05,271 - I definitely don't, and you don't count because you have old lady energy. 410 00:19:05,272 --> 00:19:08,566 - Oh, she really does. 72 is where I'd put her. Maybe 75. 411 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,693 - That's flattering, but I'll do this part. 412 00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,069 I can just girl-talk. 413 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,612 - Can you? - Yeah. 414 00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:15,281 I don't think so. 415 00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:18,325 - Really, just go hunt around Ben's dressing room for clues. 416 00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:21,537 - But he keeps his dressing room locked. - Ah, don't worry. 417 00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:23,872 I brought my jimmy keys. See? I can be helpful. 418 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:24,873 - You guys okay out here? 419 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:29,295 - Hey, mama! - Yeah, we're like, uh, yass and work 420 00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:31,714 and slay and yass 421 00:19:31,715 --> 00:19:34,008 over here, like, yass. 422 00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:35,593 - Yass, queens! 423 00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:40,139 - Mama? Mm. 424 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:43,309 You're gonna love this. Technically, it is dog food, 425 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:45,936 but my kibble is 100% human-grade. 426 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:49,481 Barley, chia seed, and essence of sod. And a bunch of other shit. 427 00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:52,318 It also helps with heartworm. - Thanks. 428 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,159 - Do you need to get that? 429 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,119 - No, it's okay. 430 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,955 So, you manage all this? 431 00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:08,000 Businesses, TikTok, an acting career? 432 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:09,293 You know how it is. 433 00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:11,337 Being our age in New York? 434 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,631 I mean, you have to hustle if you wanna make it here. 435 00:20:13,632 --> 00:20:14,883 - Right. 436 00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:18,887 Well, it isn't... that must be hard, juggling everything. 437 00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:21,347 And a boyfriend. 438 00:20:21,348 --> 00:20:23,724 - Who said anything about a boyfriend? 439 00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:26,102 - Oh, there were... rumors. 440 00:20:26,603 --> 00:20:28,396 You and Ben. 441 00:20:29,981 --> 00:20:31,982 A show-mance? 442 00:20:36,321 --> 00:20:39,031 - You know, as I go on hour three of watching you struggle with this lock, 443 00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:41,200 it occurs to me that we should run the patter song. 444 00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:42,326 - Don't need to. I'm good. 445 00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:45,829 - You've never once been good. - I said I'm good. 446 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,209 - Well. 447 00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:54,673 Ugh, Jesus. 448 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,884 - We're in a dead man's dressing room filled with dead flowers. 449 00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:00,887 Doesn't get worse than this. 450 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:03,764 - Oh, actually, it does. 451 00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:14,442 - So, like everyone else, you assumed I was sleeping with Ben? 452 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:16,110 It's okay. 453 00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:19,196 It's all part of being the young woman on the show. 454 00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:22,993 The ingénue. Everyone thinks that you're out to bed the star. 455 00:21:24,536 --> 00:21:25,953 And in a way, I was. 456 00:21:25,954 --> 00:21:27,413 - I'm confused. 457 00:21:27,414 --> 00:21:29,957 - It wasn't sex that I wanted. It was an endorsement. 458 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:32,418 One stupid post from Ben 459 00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:34,211 about how he couldn't live without my serum. 460 00:21:34,212 --> 00:21:36,046 I even wrote him the copy. 461 00:21:36,047 --> 00:21:38,716 "I might be CoBro in the movies, but in real life, 462 00:21:38,717 --> 00:21:40,509 I don't wanna walk around with snake skin." 463 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,136 - Yeah, that could use some work. 464 00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:43,804 - It was a first pass. 465 00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:46,724 The point is he promised that he'd help me, 466 00:21:46,725 --> 00:21:50,227 and h-he made this whole thing about empowering female entrepreneurs. 467 00:21:50,228 --> 00:21:51,854 Then, he backed out at the last minute. 468 00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:54,816 Which is why I felt fine selling his opening night gift on eBay. 469 00:21:55,942 --> 00:21:58,235 - The hanky. I got a few hundred bucks for it, 470 00:21:58,236 --> 00:22:00,029 but... 471 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:02,823 now I feel guilty about giving away the only thing 472 00:22:02,824 --> 00:22:04,783 that I'll ever have from him. 473 00:22:04,784 --> 00:22:08,580 You know, Ben wasn't easy, but he could be sweet. 474 00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:11,707 He was hard on himself. 475 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:14,668 Oh, my God, you should have seen him on opening night. 476 00:22:14,669 --> 00:22:17,922 H-He was panicking about this red mark on his face. 477 00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:20,132 - Red mark? How did he get it? 478 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:24,053 - I don't know. But he called in someone else to help him cover it up. 479 00:22:24,054 --> 00:22:26,096 Meanwhile, I am drowning in this serum 480 00:22:26,097 --> 00:22:28,349 that I can't sell to save my life. 481 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:31,310 Granted, it is just Vaseline mixed with club soda, 482 00:22:31,311 --> 00:22:32,978 but I put it in a really cute bottle. 483 00:22:32,979 --> 00:22:35,731 - Kimber, this is really important. 484 00:22:35,732 --> 00:22:38,067 Who was in Ben's dressing room with him? 485 00:22:38,068 --> 00:22:40,820 - I have no idea. But, whoever it was 486 00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:44,156 was really talented because when he came out, 487 00:22:44,157 --> 00:22:45,824 the red mark was gone. 488 00:22:49,204 --> 00:22:50,956 - Uh, hold that thought. 489 00:22:56,002 --> 00:22:57,503 Holy shit. 490 00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:13,435 - Okay, whose lipstick is this? 491 00:23:13,436 --> 00:23:15,229 - I would imagine it belongs to our killer. 492 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:17,273 - I have a theory. - Yeah? 493 00:23:17,274 --> 00:23:19,775 - Goldie the wardrobe lady! - Why do you say that? 494 00:23:19,776 --> 00:23:21,527 - 'Cause she's utterly replaceable. 495 00:23:21,528 --> 00:23:23,612 It won't affect our show one way or another 496 00:23:23,613 --> 00:23:25,197 if Goldie the wardrobe lady goes to jail. 497 00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:28,284 The key here is to find a murderer 498 00:23:28,285 --> 00:23:29,827 that won't cost me the Tony. 499 00:23:29,828 --> 00:23:31,704 - Great. That was a real help. 500 00:23:31,705 --> 00:23:33,372 - Apologies, I have to go home. 501 00:23:33,373 --> 00:23:35,624 Joy keeps texting me photos of piranha, 502 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,252 and I'm slightly scared she bought one for our fish tank. 503 00:23:38,253 --> 00:23:40,254 - You've got this handled, Mabel? - What? 504 00:23:40,255 --> 00:23:43,257 Sure. I've got all of this. 505 00:24:06,448 --> 00:24:07,908 Can we make this quick? 506 00:24:09,284 --> 00:24:10,952 - Mabel. 507 00:24:12,287 --> 00:24:13,955 I hug now. - I don't. 508 00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:20,127 Nice transformation. I read about it. 509 00:24:20,128 --> 00:24:21,503 Your nightly mud bath? 510 00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:23,672 - Did I say that? God, I am a hoot. 511 00:24:23,673 --> 00:24:26,425 You know, it's amazing the amount of steaming horseshit 512 00:24:26,426 --> 00:24:29,011 you can feed the American public if you tell them it's organic. 513 00:24:29,012 --> 00:24:31,180 - So, all of that was fake? 514 00:24:31,181 --> 00:24:33,182 Your year of reading and learning 515 00:24:33,183 --> 00:24:35,226 and "getting serious about breathwork"? 516 00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:36,477 - I did a lot of it. 517 00:24:36,478 --> 00:24:39,021 I went on a silent retreat. 518 00:24:39,022 --> 00:24:41,106 At one point, I squatted over a mirror 519 00:24:41,107 --> 00:24:42,608 and celebrated my vulva. 520 00:24:42,609 --> 00:24:44,610 But I think I've put my time in. 521 00:24:44,611 --> 00:24:45,986 I figure two more weeks in these tunics, 522 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:47,988 and I can get back to doing what I really love. 523 00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:49,198 - Which is... 524 00:24:49,199 --> 00:24:51,034 - Same as you. Murder. 525 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,452 Sit! Let me make you some tea. 526 00:24:53,453 --> 00:24:55,497 There's something I wanna talk to you about. 527 00:24:56,331 --> 00:24:58,457 Oh, come on. What else have you got to do? 528 00:25:06,299 --> 00:25:08,801 - Sorry, we're late. Our cats were having a play date. 529 00:25:08,802 --> 00:25:10,094 - Ah. You'll be happy to know 530 00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:11,887 Sevelyn hit it off with Chopin. 531 00:25:11,888 --> 00:25:13,722 It was a little awkward at first, but... 532 00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:17,059 - Hard to oversell just how disinterested I am in this story. 533 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:18,769 Okay, let's get started. 534 00:25:18,770 --> 00:25:22,565 Charles, I cannot wait to see your newly flawless patter song. 535 00:25:22,566 --> 00:25:24,985 - Whoa! - Tom, if you will. 536 00:25:27,654 --> 00:25:29,488 Here we go. Okay. 537 00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:33,243 - And Charles! Remember, these babies are homicidal. 538 00:25:33,702 --> 00:25:35,536 Sing. - Thank you, Tom. 539 00:25:35,537 --> 00:25:39,040 ♪ Jaunty piano resumes ♪ 540 00:25:46,047 --> 00:25:48,173 - ♪ Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 541 00:25:48,174 --> 00:25:50,092 ♪ Who of the crew would commit this crime? ♪ 542 00:25:50,093 --> 00:25:52,094 ♪ Might a little brat make a mommy go splat? ♪ 543 00:25:54,514 --> 00:25:56,432 I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 544 00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:58,810 What the hell is happening with your hands? 545 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:01,103 - Oh, I'm just... I'm just keeping the beat. 546 00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:03,355 It's a little choreo that I came up with, 547 00:26:03,356 --> 00:26:06,025 and, uh, I think it adds a little zazz, don't you? 548 00:26:06,026 --> 00:26:08,069 - Sorry, were you whisking? 549 00:26:08,695 --> 00:26:10,195 - Why label it? 550 00:26:10,196 --> 00:26:12,448 It's just th-the Constable coming through me. 551 00:26:12,449 --> 00:26:15,868 I don't know what he's doing. H-He's got his own life. 552 00:26:15,869 --> 00:26:17,912 - Well, I hate it! Just sing. 553 00:26:17,913 --> 00:26:21,206 - Oh, but I think it'd be good... - Hands behind your back, Charles! 554 00:26:21,207 --> 00:26:22,499 Thanks. 555 00:26:28,924 --> 00:26:31,050 ♪ Which of the froo wila-quick-fat froo? ♪ 556 00:26:34,471 --> 00:26:36,472 ♪ La la la ♪ 557 00:26:38,808 --> 00:26:41,101 ♪ Ba ba bum bum ba da bum ♪ 558 00:26:41,102 --> 00:26:43,938 ♪ Ba dum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 559 00:26:43,939 --> 00:26:46,649 ♪ La la, la la, la ♪ 560 00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:50,194 ♪ Ah, la la, la la, la ♪ 561 00:26:50,195 --> 00:26:53,072 ♪ La la la la la la ♪ 562 00:26:53,073 --> 00:26:55,699 ♪ La la, la la, la ♪ 563 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:59,370 ♪ Ah, la la, la la, la ♪ 564 00:26:59,371 --> 00:27:01,080 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 565 00:27:15,679 --> 00:27:18,305 - Well, my pants are still on, so that's a good sign. 566 00:27:18,306 --> 00:27:21,058 - I have never heard filth 567 00:27:21,059 --> 00:27:22,560 like what just came outta your mouth! 568 00:27:22,561 --> 00:27:24,396 - Tom is a Christian, Charles! 569 00:27:25,021 --> 00:27:27,607 - Take the day, Tom! Find a priest! Pray it out! 570 00:27:28,191 --> 00:27:29,984 - I'm sorry, Tom! I don't know... - Shh! 571 00:27:29,985 --> 00:27:33,779 I'm taking control of this situation now. Step into my office! 572 00:27:38,618 --> 00:27:41,078 - It's this song! It's making me mental! 573 00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:42,997 - Is it the song? 574 00:27:42,998 --> 00:27:45,666 Look, Charles, I'm no psychoanalyst... 575 00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:48,627 although I did talk Idina Menzel off a literal ledge once. 576 00:27:48,628 --> 00:27:49,671 Story for another time. 577 00:27:50,672 --> 00:27:53,591 But I'm wondering if there isn't something more going on. 578 00:27:53,592 --> 00:27:56,553 - Like what? - Like Joy moving in. 579 00:27:57,721 --> 00:28:00,014 That's a huge life change. 580 00:28:00,015 --> 00:28:02,558 Ever since I met you, you've been alone. 581 00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:04,018 - Well, you've been alone, too. 582 00:28:04,019 --> 00:28:06,855 - Yes, but not in the sad, tragic way you were. 583 00:28:09,024 --> 00:28:10,275 - Alright. 584 00:28:10,984 --> 00:28:12,819 I admit, I'm struggling. 585 00:28:14,654 --> 00:28:16,656 I don't know what's wrong with me. 586 00:28:17,824 --> 00:28:19,909 I wanna be the guy who can do this, 587 00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:23,037 who can share his home with a woman, 588 00:28:23,038 --> 00:28:26,248 and, if necessary, 62 fish. 589 00:28:26,249 --> 00:28:29,084 - That's a lot of fish. - It is, right? 590 00:28:29,085 --> 00:28:30,794 - Look, I'm gonna go against my instincts here 591 00:28:30,795 --> 00:28:32,422 and say something nice to you. 592 00:28:33,048 --> 00:28:35,090 Maybe you don't need to change. 593 00:28:35,091 --> 00:28:38,220 Maybe you are who you are, and that's enough. 594 00:28:41,973 --> 00:28:44,476 - I suppose some people are meant to be alone. 595 00:28:45,644 --> 00:28:47,479 And maybe I'm one of them. 596 00:28:47,979 --> 00:28:51,274 But, how can I ask her to move out? She just moved in. 597 00:28:51,733 --> 00:28:53,150 - You'll find the words. 598 00:28:53,151 --> 00:28:56,071 Just keep it simple and don't overthink it. 599 00:28:56,988 --> 00:28:59,031 - Well, you could stand to take your own advice. 600 00:28:59,032 --> 00:29:02,993 - Hey, this moment is about your emotional shortcomings, not mine. 601 00:29:02,994 --> 00:29:06,915 - Oh. And not about you overthinking your big date? 602 00:29:11,169 --> 00:29:13,128 - Fine. 603 00:29:24,266 --> 00:29:25,392 Send. 604 00:29:27,769 --> 00:29:29,228 Here's the thing. 605 00:29:29,229 --> 00:29:31,897 If I go back to true crime, it has to be strategic. 606 00:29:31,898 --> 00:29:34,900 That's where you come in. - Me? The hell would I do? 607 00:29:34,901 --> 00:29:36,610 - Be my partner. 608 00:29:36,611 --> 00:29:39,364 The Bloody Mabel Show produced by Cinda Canning. 609 00:29:40,323 --> 00:29:41,699 - I already have partners. 610 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:43,826 - The old guys? No, they're busy, 611 00:29:43,827 --> 00:29:46,787 putting together another bomb of a Broadway show. 612 00:29:46,788 --> 00:29:47,872 Which leaves you where? 613 00:29:48,456 --> 00:29:52,418 Also, what are you gonna do when people stop keeling over at the Arconia? 614 00:29:52,419 --> 00:29:54,086 Have you thought about that? No, no. 615 00:29:54,087 --> 00:29:57,172 Bloody Mabel is already feeling very last season. 616 00:29:57,173 --> 00:30:00,801 You might wanna monetize it soon, or you will have missed the boat. 617 00:30:00,802 --> 00:30:03,012 - I might sell kombucha. 618 00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:06,056 Or open boxes on YouTube. You know, do a side hustle. 619 00:30:06,057 --> 00:30:08,684 - It took you a year to paint a wall in your aunt's apartment. 620 00:30:08,685 --> 00:30:10,936 Hustle is not exactly your middle name. 621 00:30:10,937 --> 00:30:12,980 What I'm offering is structure. 622 00:30:12,981 --> 00:30:14,107 A paycheck. 623 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:18,444 - Look, you maybe need a comeback, but I don't. 624 00:30:18,445 --> 00:30:20,237 I'm deep in a case right now. 625 00:30:20,238 --> 00:30:23,033 - You're... Wait, what? 626 00:30:25,243 --> 00:30:26,912 Ben Glenroy. 627 00:30:27,704 --> 00:30:30,497 Oh, you lucky bitch! 628 00:30:30,498 --> 00:30:33,292 It's like these murders just fall in your lap! 629 00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:34,710 Of course! 630 00:30:34,711 --> 00:30:37,672 Like you were just gonna stand by and hope that the police got it right. 631 00:30:38,423 --> 00:30:40,925 - Well, I haven't gotten very far. 632 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,718 Our best lead just fizzled out. 633 00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:44,428 - You can crack this. 634 00:30:44,429 --> 00:30:46,555 As long as you have the right partner. 635 00:30:46,556 --> 00:30:49,308 - Look, the guys are distracted. 636 00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:50,601 And old. 637 00:30:50,602 --> 00:30:52,603 Sometimes, they get food stuck on their chin 638 00:30:52,604 --> 00:30:54,271 and they don't know it and I have to flick it off, 639 00:30:54,272 --> 00:30:55,356 and that's kind of a bummer, 640 00:30:55,357 --> 00:30:56,899 but I don't know. 641 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,901 They're my guys. 642 00:30:58,902 --> 00:31:00,569 - That's beautiful. 643 00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:02,780 What about money? Money changes minds. 644 00:31:02,781 --> 00:31:04,074 I'm gonna write you a check. 645 00:31:04,574 --> 00:31:05,950 - I don't want it. 646 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:07,868 - What if I add another zero? 647 00:31:07,869 --> 00:31:09,119 - No. 648 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,330 - Another? 649 00:31:16,795 --> 00:31:17,795 - No. 650 00:31:17,796 --> 00:31:20,297 - Okay, good, because that's actually too much. 651 00:31:20,298 --> 00:31:22,967 But think on it because that offer is still on the table. 652 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,848 The middle offer, not the final one. I don't know what I was doing there. 653 00:31:32,477 --> 00:31:34,436 So I told the fish, I said, 654 00:31:34,437 --> 00:31:38,024 "Fish, you behave this week, and I'm gonna get you a treat." And look! 655 00:31:38,483 --> 00:31:40,109 Treasure! 656 00:31:43,029 --> 00:31:44,072 - We should talk. 657 00:31:44,614 --> 00:31:47,283 You know, check in about how it's going with us, 658 00:31:47,284 --> 00:31:48,784 uh, living together. 659 00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:50,953 - It's been 48 hours. 660 00:31:50,954 --> 00:31:53,122 - Well, you know, Joy, I've, uh, 661 00:31:53,123 --> 00:31:56,083 I've always been, uh, living alone. 662 00:31:56,084 --> 00:31:58,335 I mean, I've cohabitated here and there, 663 00:31:58,336 --> 00:32:00,754 but even then, I found myself 664 00:32:00,755 --> 00:32:02,423 mostly hiding in the bathroom, 665 00:32:02,424 --> 00:32:04,341 waiting for the other person to leave, 666 00:32:04,342 --> 00:32:07,386 so we wouldn't find ourselves standing in the same room together. 667 00:32:07,387 --> 00:32:09,847 You know, wh-which can be so awkward. 668 00:32:09,848 --> 00:32:13,142 Charlie, you are a grade-A weirdo, 669 00:32:13,143 --> 00:32:16,186 but I'm good for you, and you're good for me. 670 00:32:16,187 --> 00:32:20,065 It's like the fish. It takes a minute to get the pH in the tank right, 671 00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:21,358 but once you do... 672 00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:24,320 ♪ Everyone thrives ♪ 673 00:32:24,321 --> 00:32:25,821 What's your point, honey? 674 00:32:25,822 --> 00:32:29,326 - Oh, the point? Oh, well, uh, the point... 675 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:39,960 ♪ Ba da dadada ♪ 676 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,381 ♪ Ba ba bum bum ba da bum ♪ 677 00:32:44,382 --> 00:32:46,967 ♪ Ba dum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 678 00:32:46,968 --> 00:32:50,763 ♪ Ba da da da da ♪ 679 00:32:50,764 --> 00:32:53,682 ♪ Ah, la lala lala ♪ 680 00:32:53,683 --> 00:32:56,393 ♪ La la la la la la ♪ 681 00:32:56,394 --> 00:32:59,855 ♪ La lala lala, ah ♪ 682 00:32:59,856 --> 00:33:02,816 ♪ La lala lala ♪ 683 00:33:02,817 --> 00:33:04,193 ♪ La la la la... ♪ 684 00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,082 Whatever I did, I'm sorry. 685 00:33:19,042 --> 00:33:23,212 - Sorry? Charles-Haden Savage, I'd be honored. 686 00:33:23,213 --> 00:33:25,381 The answer is yes! 687 00:33:25,382 --> 00:33:28,134 I would love to marry you! 688 00:33:30,554 --> 00:33:33,097 - Well, th-this is a fun twist. 689 00:33:34,307 --> 00:33:36,350 Congratulations? 690 00:33:36,351 --> 00:33:38,979 - Can you believe it? We're getting hitched! 691 00:33:43,441 --> 00:33:45,651 You found my lipstick. 692 00:33:45,652 --> 00:33:49,280 As if this wasn't already the best day of my life. 693 00:33:49,281 --> 00:33:52,616 Nothing I hate more than an incomplete set. 694 00:34:08,258 --> 00:34:11,218 ♪ Ba ba bum bum ba da bum ♪ 695 00:34:11,219 --> 00:34:14,221 ♪ Ba dum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 696 00:34:14,222 --> 00:34:16,933 ♪ Ba da da da da ♪ 697 00:34:18,268 --> 00:34:21,228 ♪ Ba ba bum bum ba da bum ♪ 698 00:34:21,229 --> 00:34:24,148 ♪ Ba dum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 699 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,942 ♪ La lala lala ♪ 700 00:34:26,943 --> 00:34:30,571 ♪ Ah, la lala lala ♪ 701 00:34:30,572 --> 00:34:33,657 ♪ La la la la la la ♪ 702 00:34:33,658 --> 00:34:35,951 ♪ Ba ba bum bum ba da bum ♪ 703 00:34:35,952 --> 00:34:39,622 ♪ Ba dum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 704 00:34:39,623 --> 00:34:42,416 ♪ La lala lala ♪ 705 00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:46,003 ♪ Ah, la lala lala ♪ 706 00:34:46,004 --> 00:34:48,881 ♪ La la la la la la ♪ 707 00:34:48,882 --> 00:34:51,884 ♪ Ba ba bum bum ba da bum ♪ 708 00:34:51,885 --> 00:34:53,886 ♪ Ba dum bum bum bum bum bum ♪