1 00:00:04,826 --> 00:00:06,328 Previously on Heels... 2 00:00:06,353 --> 00:00:07,309 Hey! 3 00:00:07,343 --> 00:00:08,871 - You okay? - I sprained my ankle. 4 00:00:08,917 --> 00:00:11,250 I left the DWL because no one really likes me. 5 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:12,590 I'm gone because any other promotion 6 00:00:12,615 --> 00:00:13,783 would've run me out of town. 7 00:00:13,808 --> 00:00:15,144 We're not any other promotion. 8 00:00:16,154 --> 00:00:19,019 I'm sorry I put the DWL first. 9 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,443 I'm sorry I kept your son from you. 10 00:00:21,468 --> 00:00:23,595 - Can I stay here? - Of course. 11 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:24,954 Uhh! Ahh! 12 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:26,514 Y'all got to watch this. 13 00:00:26,539 --> 00:00:28,208 Shocking video has surfaced 14 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,168 of NFL linebacker Chris DeLeo 15 00:00:30,215 --> 00:00:31,544 assaulting his wife. 16 00:00:31,711 --> 00:00:33,402 This follows a disturbing trend 17 00:00:33,427 --> 00:00:34,988 of athletes and domestic violence... 18 00:00:35,048 --> 00:00:36,758 We need a women's division. 19 00:00:36,783 --> 00:00:38,569 We can't have Crystal getting beat on each week 20 00:00:38,593 --> 00:00:40,363 by every man on our roster and vice versa, 21 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:41,655 she can't run through everyone. 22 00:00:41,679 --> 00:00:42,855 It's a nice little story. 23 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,284 We've pulled it off this far, but it's not sustainable. 24 00:00:45,308 --> 00:00:47,577 You help me restore my honor in the ring 25 00:00:47,602 --> 00:00:51,439 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia 26 00:00:51,606 --> 00:00:54,332 or I hit you back and take everything you got. 27 00:01:00,907 --> 00:01:06,413 ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 28 00:01:06,579 --> 00:01:10,416 ♪ The answer ♪ 29 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:14,963 ♪ I will ♪ 30 00:01:15,088 --> 00:01:17,632 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 31 00:01:17,799 --> 00:01:20,176 ♪ To find you ♪ 32 00:01:20,343 --> 00:01:23,471 ♪ To find ♪ 33 00:01:23,596 --> 00:01:26,641 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 34 00:01:26,766 --> 00:01:29,310 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 35 00:01:29,477 --> 00:01:32,981 ♪ All that you want ♪ 36 00:01:34,941 --> 00:01:37,569 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 37 00:01:37,735 --> 00:01:40,196 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 38 00:01:40,362 --> 00:01:43,158 ♪ Won't be ♪ 39 00:01:43,283 --> 00:01:46,035 ♪ Granted ♪ 40 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:50,039 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 41 00:01:50,165 --> 00:01:55,628 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 42 00:01:57,629 --> 00:02:01,009 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 43 00:02:01,176 --> 00:02:05,889 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 44 00:02:06,055 --> 00:02:08,349 ♪ One ♪ 45 00:02:37,837 --> 00:02:40,715 ♪ When the sun arose ♪ 46 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,760 ♪ This morning ♪ 47 00:02:43,885 --> 00:02:46,429 - ♪ God didn't smile ♪ - Hi. 48 00:02:46,596 --> 00:02:47,531 ♪ He didn't smile on me ♪ 49 00:02:47,555 --> 00:02:48,389 Hey. 50 00:02:51,142 --> 00:02:52,894 ♪ I was all alone ♪ 51 00:02:53,061 --> 00:02:54,062 ♪ I had no one... ♪ 52 00:02:54,229 --> 00:02:56,356 You have time for lunch? 53 00:02:56,523 --> 00:02:59,067 If that's some kind of metaphor, I'd love to say yes. 54 00:03:00,193 --> 00:03:03,154 But I've got the county people coming by Leckie, 55 00:03:03,321 --> 00:03:05,424 and then I got a meeting with Laurie about the Gully thing. 56 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:06,908 Don't worry, 57 00:03:07,075 --> 00:03:08,576 initial consultation's free. 58 00:03:08,743 --> 00:03:10,453 I'm not worried. 59 00:03:10,578 --> 00:03:12,038 You decide what you're gonna do? 60 00:03:12,205 --> 00:03:13,885 Willie thinks if I turn down Gully's offer, 61 00:03:13,998 --> 00:03:16,084 I'll lose in court or we'll get tied up so long, 62 00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:19,587 we go bankrupt. Bill kind of agrees. 63 00:03:19,754 --> 00:03:22,090 - They're probably not wrong. - I know they're not wrong. 64 00:03:22,257 --> 00:03:24,133 I just don't want them to be right. 65 00:03:25,885 --> 00:03:28,263 What do you think? 66 00:03:28,388 --> 00:03:30,098 Jack, 67 00:03:30,265 --> 00:03:32,100 there's a time if you'd lost the DWL, 68 00:03:32,267 --> 00:03:35,770 I wouldn't have minded, but it'd devastate you. 69 00:03:35,937 --> 00:03:37,605 Also, we'd probably have to sell the house 70 00:03:37,772 --> 00:03:39,274 end up living with your mother. 71 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,709 No, that's not... That's not gonna happen. 72 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:41,734 I know. 73 00:03:43,236 --> 00:03:46,239 Jack, I'm not trying to be a Pollyanna here, 74 00:03:46,364 --> 00:03:50,410 but have you considered maybe just apologizing to Gully? 75 00:03:50,535 --> 00:03:53,413 Man-to-man, saying, "Sorry I let things get out of hand. 76 00:03:53,538 --> 00:03:57,125 Can we resolve this another way?" 77 00:03:58,209 --> 00:04:01,170 Well, he's given no indication he's that kind of guy, 78 00:04:01,337 --> 00:04:04,299 but yeah. I mean, man-to-man. 79 00:04:04,465 --> 00:04:06,800 I should. That's elementary. 80 00:04:06,968 --> 00:04:09,679 - Hmm. - Obvious. 81 00:04:09,804 --> 00:04:12,682 And yet, I need you to point it out. 82 00:04:12,849 --> 00:04:14,976 Thank you. 83 00:04:15,101 --> 00:04:16,352 - Hmm? - Mm-hmm. 84 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:17,770 Mm-hmm. 85 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:23,693 I thought he was out back. 86 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:25,153 You didn't check? 87 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,988 I was a little focused on you. 88 00:04:27,155 --> 00:04:28,781 It's so embarrassing. 89 00:04:31,993 --> 00:04:33,494 Don't worry, I didn't overhear you two 90 00:04:33,661 --> 00:04:36,039 not doing whatever it was you were doing. 91 00:04:36,205 --> 00:04:37,498 Thought you'd gone out. 92 00:04:37,665 --> 00:04:39,834 Where would I go? Piggly Wiggly? 93 00:04:40,001 --> 00:04:41,312 Sit on the roof of the courthouse, 94 00:04:41,336 --> 00:04:43,338 waving my arms for everybody to see? 95 00:04:43,504 --> 00:04:44,690 I'm supposed to be a thousand miles away from here. 96 00:04:44,714 --> 00:04:47,425 Brand-new life. 97 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:49,385 Didn't even make it to Louisiana. 98 00:04:51,387 --> 00:04:53,723 I know you're trying to figure things out. 99 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:57,977 There is a place for you here. 100 00:04:59,354 --> 00:05:00,688 The DWL was always supposed to be 101 00:05:00,855 --> 00:05:02,523 the two of us working together. 102 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:04,776 Not according to Dad. 103 00:05:04,942 --> 00:05:06,903 Well, I'm talking about us. 104 00:05:10,323 --> 00:05:12,325 Wrestling'd just be getting on the same treadmill 105 00:05:12,492 --> 00:05:14,160 that put me here. 106 00:05:14,327 --> 00:05:17,372 Not if we really did things together this time. 107 00:05:17,538 --> 00:05:20,375 The two of us. Even Steven. 108 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:23,753 You'd still be you. I'd still be me. 109 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,672 My whole life, I had dad's plan, 110 00:05:25,797 --> 00:05:27,548 then I had your plan. 111 00:05:27,715 --> 00:05:31,594 I need my own plan that puts wrestling behind me. 112 00:05:31,761 --> 00:05:32,762 Okay. 113 00:05:35,223 --> 00:05:36,891 What can I do to help? 114 00:05:37,058 --> 00:05:39,894 I just... 115 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,780 I just need to stay here a couple more days. 116 00:05:43,064 --> 00:05:44,148 Okay. 117 00:05:52,532 --> 00:05:54,409 Whoa. 118 00:05:54,575 --> 00:05:55,660 Damn. 119 00:05:55,827 --> 00:05:57,745 Holy shit! 120 00:06:10,633 --> 00:06:13,052 She's muscular. 121 00:06:13,177 --> 00:06:14,721 And fast. 122 00:06:14,887 --> 00:06:16,681 And skilled. 123 00:06:20,768 --> 00:06:22,478 Hey, I give up. I give up. I give up. 124 00:06:22,645 --> 00:06:25,106 - That's right. - Oh. 125 00:06:25,273 --> 00:06:27,316 You still got it, girl. 126 00:06:27,442 --> 00:06:29,277 Really? It feels like you lost a step. 127 00:06:29,444 --> 00:06:31,988 Feels less impressive. 128 00:06:32,155 --> 00:06:35,116 Crystal, come on up. Meet Elle Dorado. 129 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:37,285 Mountain of pure gold. 130 00:06:37,452 --> 00:06:39,120 - Real name's Tanya. - Hi. 131 00:06:39,286 --> 00:06:41,098 Jack told me you needed somebody to wrestle this week, 132 00:06:41,122 --> 00:06:42,707 so I made a phone call 133 00:06:42,874 --> 00:06:45,918 and retained the services of this incomparable lady. 134 00:06:46,043 --> 00:06:48,129 Welcome. Glad you're here. 135 00:06:48,296 --> 00:06:49,464 Let's get after it. 136 00:07:06,314 --> 00:07:08,232 My bad. I won't throw the elbow so hard. 137 00:07:08,357 --> 00:07:09,984 My grip wasn't solid. 138 00:07:10,109 --> 00:07:11,295 Try not to snatch at Elle's wrist. 139 00:07:11,319 --> 00:07:12,528 Let her come to you. 140 00:07:12,653 --> 00:07:14,697 Maybe whip into a cross-body this time. 141 00:07:14,822 --> 00:07:16,824 Okay. From the headlock? 142 00:07:16,949 --> 00:07:18,868 - Yeah. - Okay. 143 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,425 All right, hey, no shame. No shame. 144 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:37,011 This y'all's first dance together. 145 00:07:37,178 --> 00:07:38,721 Y'all want to try it without the whip? 146 00:07:38,888 --> 00:07:41,516 If we can't land the spot now, how are we gonna land it 147 00:07:41,682 --> 00:07:44,352 15 minutes into the match when we're both exhausted? 148 00:07:44,519 --> 00:07:47,021 We could simplify. Go with the clothesline. 149 00:07:47,188 --> 00:07:48,856 You nail me. I take the bump. 150 00:07:48,981 --> 00:07:50,942 No, we-we don't need to simplify. 151 00:07:59,075 --> 00:08:01,661 Hey, Elle's only here to put you over. 152 00:08:01,786 --> 00:08:03,913 I can do the spot. 153 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,874 Just... same again. 154 00:08:16,592 --> 00:08:19,011 Well look at that, he showed up. 155 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,688 I appreciate your willingness to find a way forward 156 00:08:28,854 --> 00:08:32,567 without suing me, but a cross-promotional card 157 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:36,821 between the DWL and the FWD is a bad idea. 158 00:08:36,988 --> 00:08:38,155 I think it's a good idea. 159 00:08:38,322 --> 00:08:39,949 You have your brand of wresting, 160 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:42,451 and it's violent and it's transgressive 161 00:08:42,618 --> 00:08:44,912 and it's a whole bunch of things that the DWL is not. 162 00:08:45,079 --> 00:08:47,665 Your guys are smashing each other 163 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:50,585 with fluoro-tubes and barbed wire. 164 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:52,503 My guys... 165 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:55,423 they're focused on storytelling and character. 166 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:57,675 Yeah, I'm not asking you to cartwheel to the moon. 167 00:08:57,842 --> 00:09:00,428 It's a onetime card. Your people versus my people. 168 00:09:00,553 --> 00:09:01,971 Okay? We do a whole buildup 169 00:09:02,138 --> 00:09:03,858 about the grudge between the two promotions. 170 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:06,475 I've already told you, the most viewed video 171 00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:09,604 on our Instagram page is you punching me in the face. 172 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:13,733 So we have an obligation to follow through on that setup. 173 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,776 Yeah, it's just not that simple. 174 00:09:17,653 --> 00:09:19,155 What's going on here, Jack? 175 00:09:19,322 --> 00:09:21,324 I-I-I feel that olive branch tickling my taint. 176 00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:23,409 Jack went to his lawyer 177 00:09:23,576 --> 00:09:25,429 and Jack's lawyer said he wouldn't win in court. 178 00:09:25,453 --> 00:09:27,955 And now he trying to wiggle out from under. 179 00:09:30,082 --> 00:09:32,960 I know... 180 00:09:33,085 --> 00:09:34,795 that I owe you an apology 181 00:09:34,962 --> 00:09:37,214 for coming to your place and punching you. 182 00:09:42,511 --> 00:09:44,347 - So I am sorry. - "I'm sorry. 183 00:09:44,513 --> 00:09:46,807 I'm sorry." 184 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:49,310 People say those words like vocalizing that particular 185 00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:51,854 string of vowels and consonants is all that matters. 186 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:53,439 "I'm sorry." 187 00:09:53,606 --> 00:09:55,292 Wow, that changes everything. You punched me 188 00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:57,985 on camera at my own promotion 189 00:09:58,152 --> 00:10:00,112 in front of a crowd conditioned to shout, 190 00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:02,199 "Gully is God", which means that you punched God. 191 00:10:02,323 --> 00:10:04,075 Which kind of violates the whole 192 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:07,286 narrative character construction of God. 193 00:10:07,453 --> 00:10:11,958 May I shuttle in some diplomacy in this bitch? 194 00:10:12,124 --> 00:10:14,710 Jack, this is good business. 195 00:10:14,877 --> 00:10:17,338 Now, I understand that you got some momentum, 196 00:10:17,505 --> 00:10:19,924 but FWD has a bigger fanbase, bigger arena, 197 00:10:20,091 --> 00:10:22,176 and bigger social media. 198 00:10:22,343 --> 00:10:23,970 We giving you access to all of that. 199 00:10:24,095 --> 00:10:25,656 Yeah, that's if there's a good story, 200 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:28,391 but if the rest of it sucks, nobody wins. 201 00:10:28,557 --> 00:10:29,993 Jack, it's wrestling. It's not Faulkner. 202 00:10:30,017 --> 00:10:31,185 Oh, well, he wants it to be. 203 00:10:31,352 --> 00:10:33,688 I don't care, okay, Jack? 204 00:10:33,854 --> 00:10:36,691 You've already admitted that I have you over a barrel. 205 00:10:36,857 --> 00:10:38,859 Okay? Your punch means that I can file my lawsuit 206 00:10:39,026 --> 00:10:40,486 and take your promotion at any time. 207 00:10:40,653 --> 00:10:41,904 I don't want to do that, okay? 208 00:10:42,071 --> 00:10:43,614 If you'd just do this cross-promotion, 209 00:10:43,781 --> 00:10:45,950 the slate is wiped clean. 210 00:10:46,117 --> 00:10:48,452 Your debt is paid. We can move on from each other. 211 00:10:48,619 --> 00:10:51,038 There is only one goal here: 212 00:10:51,205 --> 00:10:53,582 to turn your punch from a shoot into a work 213 00:10:53,749 --> 00:10:55,334 so that my character is restored 214 00:10:55,459 --> 00:10:56,711 to its rightful authority. 215 00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:58,838 So that is what we are going to do. 216 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,177 Now, I will leave it to you two professionals 217 00:11:05,302 --> 00:11:06,762 to work out the details. 218 00:11:06,929 --> 00:11:08,931 My daughter just won an academic scholarship 219 00:11:09,098 --> 00:11:12,226 to Notre Dame, so I promised her we'd go get sushi. 220 00:11:12,393 --> 00:11:14,729 There's a sentence my parents never said. 221 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:17,982 Put dinner on my tab. 222 00:11:21,193 --> 00:11:23,654 I can't believe you fuckin' work with that guy. 223 00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:26,032 Ah, men with big egos don't scare me. 224 00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:27,742 I worked with you. 225 00:11:27,908 --> 00:11:29,744 Look, if we're gonna do this, we need... 226 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:32,038 We're doing this. 227 00:11:32,163 --> 00:11:33,581 I don't know what the story is. 228 00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,583 Sure you do. You practically wrote it 229 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,585 longhand while you was bitching to Gully. 230 00:11:37,752 --> 00:11:39,545 It's a brand war. 231 00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:41,352 Your style versus Gully's style. 232 00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:42,882 He's your villain, you're his, 233 00:11:43,007 --> 00:11:44,234 and the fans get to pick sides. 234 00:11:44,258 --> 00:11:46,135 And you get to yell out 235 00:11:46,302 --> 00:11:48,554 all the nasty shit you feel about Dystopia out loud. 236 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:51,307 Yeah, but who wins? 237 00:11:51,474 --> 00:11:54,477 To be determined. Uh, probably a split decision. 238 00:11:54,643 --> 00:11:56,479 Something that everyone can go home happy. 239 00:11:56,604 --> 00:11:58,147 It's not gonna pop. 240 00:11:58,314 --> 00:12:00,441 Because we both gonna be yelling into the void. 241 00:12:00,608 --> 00:12:02,610 Our fans are only going to hear our side 242 00:12:02,735 --> 00:12:04,737 and your people are only gonna hear yours. 243 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:06,280 You're right. 244 00:12:06,447 --> 00:12:08,949 That's why I'm coming in as FWD's ambassador... 245 00:12:09,116 --> 00:12:12,411 The voice of the enemy inside DWL. 246 00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:14,056 How'd I know you were gonna give yourself 247 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,456 a starring role in all this? 248 00:12:15,623 --> 00:12:18,793 I knew y'all wouldn't gonna give me one. 249 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:22,213 It's a every-man-for-hisself type of world. 250 00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:06,048 Yo, I did one of those, 251 00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:08,135 you know, online master classes with one of them, 252 00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:10,261 you know, action directors from, you know, 253 00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:13,097 the action movies and shit. And he was saying if you really 254 00:13:13,264 --> 00:13:16,559 wanna convey pain, you gotta set it up with want and need. 255 00:13:16,725 --> 00:13:18,644 And so, yeah, I was thinking want and needs 256 00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:21,272 got to go more into the stories, you know? 257 00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,291 Yeah, Diego, trying to follow your train of thought 258 00:13:23,315 --> 00:13:24,608 is like trying to fuck a kangaroo 259 00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:26,694 in the cone of a tornado. 260 00:13:26,861 --> 00:13:28,362 Huh. 261 00:13:28,529 --> 00:13:30,865 Uh, did you call Man-Beast Magoo about 262 00:13:31,031 --> 00:13:33,033 doing the podcast while we're at the convention? 263 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,327 Alvin? No. 264 00:13:35,494 --> 00:13:37,746 But he doesn't commit to anything till last minute. 265 00:13:37,913 --> 00:13:40,374 It's gonna be so cool. When I was a kid in Miami, 266 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,210 I saw him eat the stuffing out of all four turnbuckles. 267 00:13:43,377 --> 00:13:45,296 What you didn't see was him backstage 268 00:13:45,462 --> 00:13:46,964 barfing those turnbuckles back up. 269 00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:49,383 - No way. - That shit's not gonna digest. 270 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,552 I was looking at 271 00:13:51,719 --> 00:13:53,596 the Super-Fan website... 272 00:13:53,762 --> 00:13:56,162 It said the Texas Slinger was gonna be at the convention too. 273 00:13:56,307 --> 00:13:57,892 - Jimmy-John? - Uh-huh. 274 00:13:58,017 --> 00:13:59,911 Yeah, if he's sober, we'll get him for the podcast. 275 00:13:59,935 --> 00:14:02,229 Man, I love that old promo where he smashed you 276 00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:03,606 with the guitar. 277 00:14:03,772 --> 00:14:06,108 Man, I'll bet you guys had some times. 278 00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:09,111 Yeah, and I remember 'em all. Sorta. 279 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:16,744 Wow! 280 00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:19,580 I totally used to want one of these. 281 00:14:19,747 --> 00:14:20,915 You could never find them. 282 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,333 Distribution problem. 283 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,138 They only pushed certain parts of the line. 284 00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:25,961 Hey, you're not gonna be 285 00:14:26,128 --> 00:14:27,922 some gushing fanboy all day, are you? 286 00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:29,924 - No. I... - Because this is work. 287 00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:32,009 Mistake most wrestlers make 288 00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:34,887 is they treat these conventions as a ego stroke. 289 00:14:35,054 --> 00:14:37,640 The status of my ego is irrelevant. 290 00:14:37,765 --> 00:14:39,266 The goal for the day is 291 00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:40,935 the cathartic validation of the fan. 292 00:14:41,101 --> 00:14:43,103 The happier the fan, the more money they spend, 293 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:44,730 of which I get a defined percentage. 294 00:14:44,855 --> 00:14:46,440 Fifty percent of autographs, 295 00:14:46,607 --> 00:14:49,276 100% of all personalized merchandise. 296 00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:52,947 Ooh. Can I have one of these too? 297 00:15:11,924 --> 00:15:13,467 I passed out on the floor 298 00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:15,028 and you left me down here all night? 299 00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:17,054 Yup. 300 00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:20,182 Good. Don't ever pick me up 301 00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:23,227 if I'm on the floor. 302 00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:25,521 I deserve it. 303 00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:30,818 Oh, I think I might throw up. 304 00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:33,237 You already did. All over the bathroom. 305 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:34,655 Oh, God, I'll clean it. 306 00:15:34,822 --> 00:15:36,824 Yes, you will. 307 00:15:36,991 --> 00:15:39,159 I'll tell Robin you're sleeping in. 308 00:15:43,706 --> 00:15:46,542 Hey, Staci, I hate to ask you, but Willie's AWOL. 309 00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:48,836 Could you... could you handle the beer delivery? 310 00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:50,546 Yeah, I can do it. 311 00:15:50,671 --> 00:15:52,190 I'd reschedule, but I gotta shoot an offsite, 312 00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:53,674 or we'll be dry this week. 313 00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:55,151 I'm happy to help. I just have to get Thomas 314 00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:56,677 to his appointment at the therapist. 315 00:15:56,844 --> 00:15:58,029 Hey, why don't you have Thomas 316 00:15:58,053 --> 00:15:59,513 hang with Ace after school. 317 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,241 It'd be good for both of them. Get Ace out the garage. 318 00:16:01,265 --> 00:16:03,100 Good idea. See you soon. 319 00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,853 So my tooth hits this girl right in the skull. 320 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,100 Got your speech? 321 00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:10,691 I'm not making a speech. 322 00:16:10,858 --> 00:16:12,458 Yeah, Jack's gonna let you make a speech. 323 00:16:12,526 --> 00:16:13,736 It's your picture on the wall. 324 00:16:13,861 --> 00:16:15,863 He's forcing you to surrender the belt. 325 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:18,907 The national call to action on domestic violence 326 00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:22,703 is forcing me to surrender the belt, not Jack. 327 00:16:26,874 --> 00:16:29,792 Hey, everybody, gather around. 328 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,337 Come on now. 329 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:37,384 For as long as there has been a DWL, 330 00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:41,096 photos of our champions have lined this wall 331 00:16:41,263 --> 00:16:43,599 whether they held the belt for a couple of years, 332 00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:45,517 a few months, or just a few days. 333 00:16:47,227 --> 00:16:49,438 Crystal Tyler, 334 00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:52,274 you deserve to be up here. 335 00:16:52,441 --> 00:16:54,234 Congratulations. 336 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,070 - Good work. - Thank you. 337 00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:58,196 Forgot my fancy dress. 338 00:16:58,364 --> 00:17:00,657 Okay, now, uh, 339 00:17:00,823 --> 00:17:04,661 I can spend a lot of time explaining why, but, uh... 340 00:17:04,828 --> 00:17:06,389 I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 341 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,541 The DWL and Florida Wrestling Dystopia 342 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,418 are going to be doing a cross- promotional card next month. 343 00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:14,254 Oh, criminy Dutch. 344 00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:16,590 Oh, come on, Jack. Really? 345 00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:17,800 I know. I get it. 346 00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:20,260 Gully's a fucking cunt. 347 00:17:20,427 --> 00:17:23,472 Good God, Jim. What's gotten into you? 348 00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:26,141 Can't go just droppin' hard Cs with women present. 349 00:17:26,308 --> 00:17:29,061 No, it-it's okay, Ricky. I agree with Jim. 350 00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:31,522 I don't know the guy, but I'll take your word for it. 351 00:17:31,647 --> 00:17:33,440 I know it's not the easiest fit. 352 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:36,819 Okay? But Dystopia, they got a bigger fanbase, 353 00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:38,278 they got more resources, 354 00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:42,449 and we are going to tap into all of that. 355 00:17:42,616 --> 00:17:45,786 So from here on out is all hands on deck. 356 00:17:45,953 --> 00:17:48,497 Jim, Bobby, Ricky... Get in your gear. 357 00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:51,125 Thirty minutes outside, we're gonna shoot an offsite. 358 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,836 Okay? We're gonna kick off this storyline just right. 359 00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:58,424 That-that's it. T-that's all. 360 00:17:59,174 --> 00:18:01,218 To-Tobar, hey. Hey. 361 00:18:01,385 --> 00:18:02,761 Hey, Jack, real quick. 362 00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,614 You said all hands on deck. This here Tobar. 363 00:18:04,638 --> 00:18:05,998 He working on an Olivia Newton-John 364 00:18:06,098 --> 00:18:07,766 "Let's Get Physical" type thing. 365 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:10,133 Might be something you're interested in for the offsite. 366 00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:13,039 Right. No. Okay. Better luck next time, kid. 367 00:18:13,063 --> 00:18:13,981 Let's go. 368 00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:15,333 Dust off that Dracula, a'ight? 369 00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:17,484 So... you need me for the offsite? 370 00:18:17,651 --> 00:18:19,987 I need you here. I want you to work with Elle. 371 00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:21,714 We're breaking out the new women's belt. 372 00:18:21,822 --> 00:18:23,073 I want your match to pop. 373 00:18:23,198 --> 00:18:25,576 It will. Elle's a pro. 374 00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:27,161 So are you. 375 00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:29,288 Things goes well, we'll bring her back here, 376 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:32,541 we'll build her up into a real rival for you. 377 00:18:41,175 --> 00:18:43,552 You get the 5% off sexy discount inside. 378 00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:52,853 Well, all right. 379 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,330 I thought they'd have bigger signs 380 00:18:54,354 --> 00:18:56,273 and, like, those velvet ropes. 381 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,900 Well, 382 00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,506 you get what you get at these things. 383 00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:01,570 Still it should garner solid foot traffic 384 00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:03,339 along the edge between pretzels and the restrooms. 385 00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:04,781 Let's set up shop. 386 00:19:10,329 --> 00:19:14,124 ♪ I'm gonna need Someone to help me ♪ 387 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:18,504 ♪ I'm gonna need Somebody's hand ♪ 388 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:20,881 ♪ I'm gonna need someone ♪ 389 00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:22,883 - ♪ To hold me down ♪ - Enjoy. 390 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:27,471 ♪ I'm gonna need someone to care ♪ 391 00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:29,223 - ♪ I'm gonna ride ♪ - Wow. 392 00:19:29,389 --> 00:19:31,433 ♪ And shake my body ♪ 393 00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:35,896 ♪ I start pulling out My hair ♪ 394 00:19:36,063 --> 00:19:40,275 ♪ I'm gonna cover myself With the ashes of you ♪ 395 00:19:40,442 --> 00:19:42,736 ♪ And nobody's gonna Give a damn ♪ 396 00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:44,655 Give me this. Whoo. 397 00:19:44,821 --> 00:19:46,907 ♪ Son of a bitch ♪ 398 00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:49,243 ♪ Give me a drink ♪ 399 00:19:49,409 --> 00:19:50,911 ♪ One more night ♪ 400 00:19:51,078 --> 00:19:53,288 ♪ This can't be me ♪ 401 00:19:53,455 --> 00:19:54,414 ♪ Son of a bitch ♪ 402 00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:57,101 ♪ If I can't get clean ♪ 403 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,544 Who's next? Oh, my. 404 00:20:02,631 --> 00:20:03,757 Bottoms up. 405 00:20:03,924 --> 00:20:05,634 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 406 00:20:05,801 --> 00:20:08,011 ♪ Whoa ♪ 407 00:20:08,178 --> 00:20:10,347 - ♪ Whoa ♪ 408 00:20:10,514 --> 00:20:12,891 Hey, Dad, let's roll one. 409 00:20:13,183 --> 00:20:14,351 You got it. 410 00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:19,773 I have never been a gentle man. 411 00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:23,652 I never been a gentleman either. 412 00:20:23,819 --> 00:20:26,780 I'm a bad guy, 413 00:20:26,947 --> 00:20:29,116 but I'm your bad guy. 414 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:33,620 I know what you know. 415 00:20:33,787 --> 00:20:37,791 I know who's winning in this country 416 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:40,085 and who's taking a beat down. 417 00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:43,630 So when Charlie Gully and his team of corporate lawyers 418 00:20:43,755 --> 00:20:45,507 threaten me with a lawsuit 419 00:20:45,674 --> 00:20:48,635 trying to destroy my family business, 420 00:20:48,802 --> 00:20:51,430 I said, "Hell no." 421 00:20:51,597 --> 00:20:54,308 See, we live in a world where the haves think they can 422 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:56,351 take what they want and the rest of us, 423 00:20:56,476 --> 00:20:58,061 well, we'll just be overjoyed 424 00:20:58,228 --> 00:20:59,539 with the crumbs that fall off the table. 425 00:20:59,563 --> 00:21:02,774 To that I say, "Hell no." 426 00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:05,277 Hell no to frauds like Charlie Gully 427 00:21:05,444 --> 00:21:07,321 and his Dystopia Wrestling. 428 00:21:07,487 --> 00:21:11,491 This a man who calls himself God. 429 00:21:11,658 --> 00:21:13,660 There's only one God. 430 00:21:13,785 --> 00:21:15,495 So I'm here to challenge you 431 00:21:15,662 --> 00:21:17,497 to settle this beef in the ring. 432 00:21:17,664 --> 00:21:19,499 One night, 433 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,376 one card, 434 00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,629 your best versus my best. 435 00:21:23,795 --> 00:21:25,464 Because these men behind me, 436 00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:28,842 they are an army representing all of our fans. 437 00:21:29,009 --> 00:21:32,429 An army of pissed off, fed up Americans 438 00:21:32,596 --> 00:21:34,765 who've had enough of the Charlie Gullys in this world 439 00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:37,351 and have said, "Hell no." 440 00:21:37,476 --> 00:21:40,354 And when we're done, I'm gonna crack a beer 441 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,397 and we're gonna light up some fireworks. 442 00:21:47,986 --> 00:21:48,945 Fellas, 443 00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:53,867 I thought we checked those. 444 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,511 That's fine. It's fine. 445 00:21:55,535 --> 00:21:57,204 We'll just massage it in post. 446 00:21:59,247 --> 00:22:01,375 You ain't got nothing to worry about. 447 00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:02,584 That shit was Biblical. 448 00:22:02,751 --> 00:22:04,628 It was the truth. 449 00:22:04,753 --> 00:22:06,522 Well, you be sure to write me some equally Biblical truth 450 00:22:06,546 --> 00:22:08,048 for me to spit in my promo Saturday. 451 00:22:08,215 --> 00:22:10,425 I'll fucking write you something. 452 00:22:10,592 --> 00:22:11,885 Something good. 453 00:22:12,052 --> 00:22:14,721 Don't be stingy with your talent. 454 00:22:14,888 --> 00:22:18,308 The better I look, the better you look for taking me on. 455 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:20,811 What's goin' on fellas? 456 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:25,524 I got to say, your speech on circumcision really touched me. 457 00:22:25,691 --> 00:22:29,111 Like you, I was mangled in the name of genital hygiene. 458 00:22:29,277 --> 00:22:31,780 Glad I could make you feel not so alone. 459 00:22:31,947 --> 00:22:34,157 I'd love to get a pic side by side, 460 00:22:34,324 --> 00:22:35,909 both our junk hanging free. 461 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,578 Might trigger a few folks, 462 00:22:38,745 --> 00:22:40,372 and I'd hate for you to feel less than, 463 00:22:40,539 --> 00:22:42,290 seeing yours next to mine. 464 00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:43,792 Oh, no, my wang's huge. 465 00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:45,585 Meet me in the men's room. I'll show you. 466 00:22:48,338 --> 00:22:51,049 - No? - Yep. 467 00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:53,760 My balls are pretty big too. 468 00:23:00,142 --> 00:23:01,518 Oh, my God. 469 00:23:01,685 --> 00:23:04,604 Oh, hey, it's Man-Beast and Slinger. 470 00:23:04,771 --> 00:23:06,582 Grab your camera. This'll be a good video clip. 471 00:23:06,606 --> 00:23:07,441 Yeah. 472 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:12,279 Holy shit. 473 00:23:12,404 --> 00:23:13,989 What the hell are you two wearing? 474 00:23:14,114 --> 00:23:15,699 Good to see you, too, Sport-o. 475 00:23:15,866 --> 00:23:17,159 No, I'm serious. You look like 476 00:23:17,325 --> 00:23:18,994 you lost all your clothes in a house fire 477 00:23:19,161 --> 00:23:21,288 and picked those ones out of a dumpster behind Kmart. 478 00:23:21,455 --> 00:23:23,290 Not all of us has got the guts to go around 479 00:23:23,415 --> 00:23:25,208 muffin topping out of stinky old leathers. 480 00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,627 I'll have you know these pants fit just as good 481 00:23:27,794 --> 00:23:29,463 as the day you dislocated my shoulder. 482 00:23:29,629 --> 00:23:31,757 Your waist does look about the same, but... 483 00:23:31,923 --> 00:23:35,343 your inseam seems to have shrunk a few inches. 484 00:23:38,305 --> 00:23:40,932 Hey. 485 00:23:42,684 --> 00:23:45,312 No, uh, seriously. Alvin, you're the Man-Beast. 486 00:23:45,437 --> 00:23:46,605 Where's your gear? 487 00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:48,648 No one wants to see me in my gear. 488 00:23:48,815 --> 00:23:52,819 I only come to these things to help out Jimmy-John. 489 00:23:52,986 --> 00:23:54,571 What's wrong with him? 490 00:23:56,198 --> 00:23:57,991 Left it all in the ring. 491 00:23:58,158 --> 00:24:00,035 As a man should. 492 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,600 I bring him here, he makes some cash, 493 00:24:01,661 --> 00:24:02,954 it helps him cover his bills 494 00:24:03,121 --> 00:24:04,831 when he remembers he's got bills. 495 00:24:04,998 --> 00:24:08,168 I wish I could forget a few of my bills. 496 00:24:08,335 --> 00:24:09,669 Is that your way of saying 497 00:24:09,836 --> 00:24:11,314 you ain't picking up the check at dinner? 498 00:24:11,338 --> 00:24:14,257 Oh, like you never stuck me with a check. 499 00:24:14,424 --> 00:24:17,594 Toledo, Tacoma, Tucson, Tulsa... 500 00:24:17,761 --> 00:24:19,221 and that's just the Ts. 501 00:24:19,387 --> 00:24:22,849 Oh! 502 00:24:23,016 --> 00:24:24,176 What are you looking at? 503 00:24:24,309 --> 00:24:25,560 Hey, I got to say. 504 00:24:25,727 --> 00:24:27,047 I been a huge fan for a long time. 505 00:24:27,145 --> 00:24:28,897 I work with Bill at the DWL. 506 00:24:29,064 --> 00:24:30,941 I'm a wrestler. 507 00:24:31,107 --> 00:24:32,943 Anyone here recognize you? 508 00:24:33,109 --> 00:24:35,737 No, I wrestle in a mask, you know? 509 00:24:35,904 --> 00:24:38,198 Well, lucky you. 510 00:24:38,365 --> 00:24:41,535 Harder to make money, but less hassle. 511 00:24:43,703 --> 00:24:46,081 Hey, you-you want a T-shirt or a button? 512 00:24:46,248 --> 00:24:48,608 I mean, I'm-I'm sure Bill'd let you have whatever you want. 513 00:24:51,962 --> 00:24:53,713 I like pepperoni. 514 00:24:55,215 --> 00:24:58,051 Got to get Jimmy-John to his table. 515 00:24:58,218 --> 00:25:00,095 Dinner, 8:00. We'll have a drink before. 516 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:01,489 We'll have five before, 517 00:25:01,513 --> 00:25:02,889 three during, and two after. 518 00:25:03,056 --> 00:25:04,616 And I'm gonna record you for my podcast. 519 00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:06,101 Whatever you need, Sport-o. 520 00:25:06,226 --> 00:25:08,645 Don't call me Sport-o. I hate fucking Sport-o. 521 00:25:08,812 --> 00:25:11,898 Okay, Sport-o. 522 00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:18,010 You get enough for us to post a clip? 523 00:25:18,071 --> 00:25:19,573 Mm-hmm. 524 00:25:19,739 --> 00:25:21,217 Just make sure you cut out all that Sport-o crap. 525 00:25:21,241 --> 00:25:23,243 I hate that shit. 526 00:25:31,751 --> 00:25:34,880 I can't seem to find where it lists the total number of kegs. 527 00:25:35,046 --> 00:25:37,465 Oh, um, first column at the bottom. Total. 528 00:25:37,632 --> 00:25:38,952 Right. 529 00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:43,889 Willie around? 530 00:25:44,055 --> 00:25:45,849 Not at the moment. Can I help you? 531 00:25:46,016 --> 00:25:48,935 Not if you can't find Willie. 532 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,604 You sure she's not around? 533 00:25:50,770 --> 00:25:52,898 I'm so sorry, she's not. 534 00:25:53,064 --> 00:25:54,691 She leave anything for me? 535 00:25:54,816 --> 00:25:56,816 If you tell me your name, I could check her office. 536 00:25:56,943 --> 00:25:58,737 Would it be, like, an envelope or? 537 00:26:00,322 --> 00:26:02,115 You Jack's wife? 538 00:26:02,282 --> 00:26:03,402 I am. Have we met? I'm Staci. 539 00:26:03,533 --> 00:26:05,118 Nice to meet you, Staci. 540 00:26:05,243 --> 00:26:07,954 I guess, Willie must've confused the dates. 541 00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:09,414 Never you mind. 542 00:26:09,539 --> 00:26:10,790 You have a nice day now. 543 00:26:10,957 --> 00:26:13,209 - Thanks. You too. - Mm-hmm. 544 00:26:21,259 --> 00:26:23,136 Let's make this quick, little man. 545 00:26:23,303 --> 00:26:24,947 In and out, and get us back to the garage and the Xbox. 546 00:26:24,971 --> 00:26:26,306 Okay. 547 00:26:26,473 --> 00:26:28,099 What flavor we getting? Red or blue? 548 00:26:28,224 --> 00:26:29,726 If I get blue, Mom will see my lips 549 00:26:29,893 --> 00:26:32,312 and know we got slushies. 550 00:26:32,479 --> 00:26:34,373 Well, if you're worried, we don't got to get them. 551 00:26:34,397 --> 00:26:36,483 No, I'll just get red. 552 00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:37,984 You know, red's not invisible. 553 00:26:43,156 --> 00:26:44,491 Hey, careful with that. 554 00:26:44,616 --> 00:26:45,533 Sorry. 555 00:26:47,911 --> 00:26:49,996 It's okay. It's just... 556 00:26:50,163 --> 00:26:51,039 old. 557 00:26:56,252 --> 00:26:57,837 Hey, don't spill it. 558 00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,798 Hey, grow up. 559 00:27:07,681 --> 00:27:09,182 If you wanna go talk to her, 560 00:27:09,349 --> 00:27:11,226 I can wait in the car while you pay. 561 00:27:11,393 --> 00:27:12,978 You don't got to wait in the car. 562 00:27:13,144 --> 00:27:15,105 I'll wait in the car. 563 00:27:23,321 --> 00:27:24,322 Hey. 564 00:27:24,489 --> 00:27:27,367 Ace, hey. 565 00:27:27,534 --> 00:27:29,244 Uh, I didn't know you were back. 566 00:27:29,369 --> 00:27:31,538 When-when did you get back? 567 00:27:31,663 --> 00:27:34,040 Uh, just a couple days. 568 00:27:34,207 --> 00:27:35,709 Oh. 569 00:27:35,834 --> 00:27:37,627 Jack didn't say anything. 570 00:27:37,794 --> 00:27:40,296 So, uh, where'd you go? 571 00:27:40,463 --> 00:27:43,049 Took the long way around to nowhere. 572 00:27:43,174 --> 00:27:44,509 Fell off a cliff. 573 00:27:46,219 --> 00:27:49,055 I saw the video of, uh, you and Jack's match. 574 00:27:49,222 --> 00:27:50,890 Killer. 575 00:27:51,057 --> 00:27:53,297 Yeah. Now I just gotta figure out how to do it every week 576 00:27:53,393 --> 00:27:57,147 against women who are bigger and stronger and... 577 00:27:57,313 --> 00:27:58,898 more experienced, so... 578 00:27:59,065 --> 00:28:00,900 Experience is overrated. 579 00:28:01,026 --> 00:28:02,610 I just got a whole bunch of it, 580 00:28:02,777 --> 00:28:05,572 and it didn't leave me any better off. 581 00:28:05,739 --> 00:28:07,657 No, Jack will take care of you. 582 00:28:07,824 --> 00:28:09,951 He knows what he's got. 583 00:28:11,161 --> 00:28:15,081 I don't know, this... this vet he had Ricky bring in, 584 00:28:15,248 --> 00:28:17,250 she's only here for the week, but... 585 00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:19,252 she's, uh, she's good. 586 00:28:19,419 --> 00:28:21,004 You're good. 587 00:28:21,171 --> 00:28:23,256 I have my strengths. 588 00:28:23,381 --> 00:28:24,716 We'll see if they're enough. 589 00:28:24,883 --> 00:28:26,217 Come on. I'll ring you up. 590 00:28:29,888 --> 00:28:31,765 You should call Big Jim and the guys. 591 00:28:31,931 --> 00:28:33,683 I'm sure they'd all love to see you. 592 00:28:35,393 --> 00:28:38,271 I don't really want anyone knowing I'm back. 593 00:28:38,438 --> 00:28:40,565 Uh, do me a favor. Don't say anything. 594 00:28:42,192 --> 00:28:44,194 Yeah, if that's what you want. 595 00:28:46,321 --> 00:28:49,199 Jack said, uh, you and Bobby... 596 00:28:49,908 --> 00:28:52,077 Yeah. We are. 597 00:28:54,454 --> 00:28:56,164 Good. 598 00:28:56,331 --> 00:28:57,707 He's a good dude. 599 00:28:57,874 --> 00:28:59,501 You deserve a good dude. 600 00:29:02,212 --> 00:29:03,129 Uh... 601 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:06,758 Keep the change. 602 00:29:15,391 --> 00:29:16,267 Thomas. 603 00:29:18,478 --> 00:29:20,480 Thomas. 604 00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:21,815 Thomas! 605 00:29:26,486 --> 00:29:27,904 What's wrong, buddy? 606 00:29:29,614 --> 00:29:30,740 I'm sorry. 607 00:29:31,699 --> 00:29:34,285 I dropped it, and a car dragged it out there. 608 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,930 I'm sorry, uncle Ace. 609 00:30:02,021 --> 00:30:03,690 It's all right, buddy. 610 00:30:05,525 --> 00:30:07,569 It's just a prop. 611 00:30:07,694 --> 00:30:09,362 It's Granddad's crown. 612 00:30:09,529 --> 00:30:11,322 No one will even miss it. 613 00:30:11,447 --> 00:30:13,199 Please don't tell Dad. 614 00:30:13,366 --> 00:30:16,578 Your dad won't care. He never liked it. 615 00:30:17,036 --> 00:30:18,580 I used to think it looked important, 616 00:30:18,705 --> 00:30:21,708 but your dad, he was smart. 617 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:24,419 He knew it was just... 618 00:30:24,586 --> 00:30:25,670 Fabric and plastic. 619 00:30:28,298 --> 00:30:30,675 Come on. Let's go home bud. 620 00:30:35,847 --> 00:30:38,141 Did Granddad ever wrestle with you? 621 00:30:38,308 --> 00:30:39,601 No. 622 00:30:39,726 --> 00:30:41,436 Did he wrestle with my dad? 623 00:30:41,603 --> 00:30:42,896 They'd wrestle, 624 00:30:43,062 --> 00:30:44,856 but Granddad didn't like putting people over. 625 00:30:44,981 --> 00:30:47,192 He liked being the winner. 626 00:30:47,358 --> 00:30:49,652 Uh, when you put someone over, it means you get pinned. 627 00:30:49,819 --> 00:30:51,905 The funny thing is when you do put someone over 628 00:30:52,071 --> 00:30:54,240 and you're laying there on your back looking up, 629 00:30:54,407 --> 00:30:56,242 half the cheers are really for you. 630 00:30:56,409 --> 00:30:59,245 So it's not so bad. 631 00:30:59,412 --> 00:31:02,165 When are you gonna get back to wrestling? 632 00:31:02,332 --> 00:31:03,958 When you gonna start wrestling? 633 00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:05,603 I don't think Dad wants me to wrestle. 634 00:31:05,627 --> 00:31:07,587 He says I'm too small. 635 00:31:07,754 --> 00:31:11,174 For now, but wrestling ain't about size. 636 00:31:11,299 --> 00:31:12,717 You and I could wrestle. 637 00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:15,762 I'm serious. 638 00:31:15,887 --> 00:31:17,972 Come on. Get up. 639 00:31:19,933 --> 00:31:21,392 All right, grab my hands. 640 00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:22,602 Ooh, that's right. 641 00:31:22,769 --> 00:31:24,938 Damn, you're strong! 642 00:31:25,104 --> 00:31:27,523 Ah... ahh! All right, now, sling me. 643 00:31:28,608 --> 00:31:31,319 Ohh! Ah... 644 00:31:33,780 --> 00:31:36,824 Kid's got moves. You got moves, huh? 645 00:31:36,991 --> 00:31:38,034 All right. 646 00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:39,327 - Hey! - Where you going, huh? 647 00:31:39,494 --> 00:31:40,930 Where you going? That's right, circle up. 648 00:31:40,954 --> 00:31:43,623 Circle up now. Oh, all right. Lock up. 649 00:33:46,913 --> 00:33:48,515 With the kids out of the house, 650 00:33:48,539 --> 00:33:50,083 Cindy finished her degree, 651 00:33:50,249 --> 00:33:52,293 and I took over running the Froyo shops, 652 00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:54,837 which isn't hard if you hire the right managers. 653 00:33:55,004 --> 00:33:57,173 So it's mostly me and the dogs 654 00:33:57,340 --> 00:34:00,884 and a stack of books on medieval history. 655 00:34:01,052 --> 00:34:03,429 Is this what you want, Bill? 656 00:34:03,596 --> 00:34:05,556 I was hoping for something a little more colorful, 657 00:34:05,598 --> 00:34:07,100 - but we can edit it. - Yeah. 658 00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:08,433 What about the old guard? 659 00:34:08,558 --> 00:34:10,436 Jeff, Jake, Sammy. 660 00:34:10,603 --> 00:34:11,645 Y'all still get rowdy? 661 00:34:11,813 --> 00:34:13,523 Not really. 662 00:34:13,689 --> 00:34:16,484 Jeff's up in Minnesota. Bad hips, bad knees. 663 00:34:16,609 --> 00:34:18,652 Saw Jake and Sammy at Duke's funeral. 664 00:34:18,777 --> 00:34:20,779 Duke was a wild man. 665 00:34:20,904 --> 00:34:23,574 That show y'all put on at the Pond was a all-timer. 666 00:34:23,741 --> 00:34:25,410 Glad it was memorable. 667 00:34:25,576 --> 00:34:27,954 I was concussed, so the whole match is kind of a blank. 668 00:34:28,121 --> 00:34:30,123 Didn't stop you from drinking 13 beers 669 00:34:30,288 --> 00:34:32,125 in the locker room. 670 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,502 Again, concussed. 671 00:34:34,669 --> 00:34:36,545 We kept track with a Sharpie on our necks. 672 00:34:36,712 --> 00:34:38,797 I won with 17. 673 00:34:38,965 --> 00:34:40,799 When you're young, you can do these things. 674 00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:43,344 It was an amazing match. I have it on VHS. 675 00:34:43,511 --> 00:34:44,887 I'm happy to loan it to you. 676 00:34:45,054 --> 00:34:47,181 I'll take your word for it. 677 00:34:47,348 --> 00:34:49,475 What about Sammy and Jake? You remember the night 678 00:34:49,642 --> 00:34:52,145 the four of us hit the dance club outside Raleigh? 679 00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:54,021 Sammy and Jake get into a fistfight 680 00:34:54,147 --> 00:34:56,566 over these identical twins and you say, 681 00:34:56,732 --> 00:34:59,235 "Why are you fighting when you can't even tell them apart?" 682 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,656 I think that was your line, Bill. 683 00:35:03,823 --> 00:35:06,951 Well, it was a good line. 684 00:35:07,118 --> 00:35:09,328 Sammy and I, we trade emails. 685 00:35:09,495 --> 00:35:11,122 He's been sober a couple of years. 686 00:35:11,289 --> 00:35:13,916 Jake's kinda down and out. 687 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:15,585 Fused the vertebrae in his neck 688 00:35:15,751 --> 00:35:17,879 and never got off the pills. 689 00:35:18,004 --> 00:35:19,464 And what about you? 690 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,507 You keep in touch with Oppy or Mike 691 00:35:21,674 --> 00:35:23,342 or anyone from the show up north? 692 00:35:23,509 --> 00:35:25,709 Nah. When I had my troubles, they all turned their back, 693 00:35:25,761 --> 00:35:27,346 so fuck 'em. 694 00:35:27,472 --> 00:35:28,949 They're good guys at heart. 695 00:35:28,973 --> 00:35:30,725 It's the nature of the business. 696 00:35:30,892 --> 00:35:33,019 The business to them. 697 00:35:33,186 --> 00:35:35,188 My life, to me. 698 00:35:35,354 --> 00:35:37,273 And that is why you made it to the top. 699 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,317 Now, I loved wrestling, 700 00:35:39,442 --> 00:35:41,527 but when the pain got too much, 701 00:35:41,694 --> 00:35:43,905 I made sure there was something else in my life. 702 00:35:44,071 --> 00:35:46,741 But you, you-you took whatever 703 00:35:46,866 --> 00:35:49,702 part of you existed outside of your gimmick 704 00:35:49,869 --> 00:35:52,371 and you carved it out with a spoon. 705 00:35:52,538 --> 00:35:53,956 Because I had balls. 706 00:35:54,081 --> 00:35:55,374 Hundred percent, 707 00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:57,101 and the proof's that you're still at it. 708 00:35:57,251 --> 00:35:59,504 Me, I was happy taking 709 00:35:59,670 --> 00:36:02,173 Man-Beast off and on like a cape. 710 00:36:18,731 --> 00:36:21,359 You want me to stop recording? 711 00:36:21,526 --> 00:36:23,694 No, it's fine. We'll pick it up from here. 712 00:36:25,363 --> 00:36:27,865 Counting in three, two, one. 713 00:36:28,032 --> 00:36:31,410 So, Alvin, what you're telling me is 714 00:36:31,536 --> 00:36:33,371 when your knees started to hurt, 715 00:36:33,538 --> 00:36:36,874 you turned into a giant pussy who likes dogs and Froyo, 716 00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:40,044 or do I have that incorrect somehow? 717 00:36:43,464 --> 00:36:45,091 Is this a bit, Sport-o? 718 00:36:45,258 --> 00:36:47,051 Honest question. 719 00:36:47,218 --> 00:36:48,719 'Cause if you want to do a bit... 720 00:36:48,886 --> 00:36:50,846 I want an answer. 721 00:36:57,562 --> 00:36:59,939 I'm a happy man, Sport-o. 722 00:37:01,148 --> 00:37:04,443 Most of our generation are crippled, broken, or dead. 723 00:37:04,610 --> 00:37:07,947 One way or another, we were all addicted. 724 00:37:08,072 --> 00:37:11,284 The crowd, the adrenaline, 725 00:37:11,450 --> 00:37:14,078 standing in the center of that ring. 726 00:37:14,245 --> 00:37:16,706 So when I see you still clawing away 727 00:37:16,872 --> 00:37:20,209 on that same, damn hill, I understand. 728 00:37:22,044 --> 00:37:24,589 And I cheer for you, 729 00:37:24,755 --> 00:37:27,258 but I don't wish I was you. 730 00:37:32,930 --> 00:37:35,141 I'm gonna hit the salad bar. Anybody want anything? 731 00:37:35,308 --> 00:37:36,892 Croutons. 732 00:37:45,026 --> 00:37:46,169 Turn the recorder off. 733 00:37:48,571 --> 00:37:50,799 - Get me another two of these. - Waiter should be coming by. 734 00:37:50,823 --> 00:37:52,533 I don't want to wait for the waiter. 735 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,328 Just go to the bar and get me two goddamn martinis. 736 00:37:55,494 --> 00:37:58,372 Sure. Whatever the fuck you say. 737 00:37:59,999 --> 00:38:02,335 You gonna drink your martini? 738 00:38:02,501 --> 00:38:04,378 Yeah. 739 00:38:04,503 --> 00:38:06,797 You got a time table on that? 740 00:38:06,964 --> 00:38:09,300 When I'm thirsty. 741 00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:18,809 Whoo. 742 00:38:18,976 --> 00:38:20,895 So there is some fight left in you. 743 00:38:25,483 --> 00:38:27,526 And I ain't just 744 00:38:27,693 --> 00:38:30,112 clawin' away. 745 00:38:30,279 --> 00:38:32,198 I got plans 746 00:38:32,365 --> 00:38:35,159 to make it all the way back to big show. 747 00:38:36,035 --> 00:38:37,953 If you say. 748 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,247 I do. I say. 749 00:38:42,541 --> 00:38:44,752 What the fuck? 750 00:38:47,129 --> 00:38:49,882 Lookee here. My drink just arrived. 751 00:38:51,717 --> 00:38:53,678 What you gonna do about that? 752 00:38:55,554 --> 00:38:57,640 I always like seeing you, Bill. 753 00:39:10,986 --> 00:39:14,073 A flamin' disgrace. The both of them. 754 00:39:14,198 --> 00:39:16,158 At least Jimmy-John can blame it 755 00:39:16,325 --> 00:39:19,662 on his smashed eggplant brain, but Alvin? 756 00:39:19,829 --> 00:39:21,872 He just got off the damn horse. 757 00:39:21,997 --> 00:39:25,584 It's easy to get off the horse. Anyone can get off the horse. 758 00:39:25,751 --> 00:39:27,503 I ain't getting off the damn horse. 759 00:39:27,670 --> 00:39:31,257 So should I get these in a go cup or... 760 00:39:31,382 --> 00:39:33,926 Everything in life 761 00:39:34,093 --> 00:39:35,219 is a choice. 762 00:39:37,054 --> 00:39:39,765 Flossing your teeth is a choice. 763 00:39:39,932 --> 00:39:42,768 And if my only choice is to turn into... 764 00:39:42,935 --> 00:39:43,894 or... 765 00:39:47,565 --> 00:39:49,108 I still ain't getting off 766 00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:50,609 the damn horse! 767 00:39:59,118 --> 00:40:00,119 Shit. 768 00:40:04,915 --> 00:40:06,917 Ready to go? 769 00:40:07,084 --> 00:40:08,586 Mm. Let me finish my cheap calories 770 00:40:08,711 --> 00:40:10,379 and find some ibuprofen. 771 00:40:15,801 --> 00:40:17,887 You okay if I borrow, like, a half dozen? 772 00:40:18,053 --> 00:40:20,890 Yeah, take a couple for now, a couple for later. 773 00:40:21,056 --> 00:40:21,974 They're all for now. 774 00:40:28,272 --> 00:40:29,940 Does a number on my stomach, 775 00:40:30,107 --> 00:40:32,151 but keeps me in the ring and out of surgery. 776 00:40:32,318 --> 00:40:34,028 Is your knee that bad? 777 00:40:34,153 --> 00:40:36,864 Knee, shoulder, back. 778 00:40:36,989 --> 00:40:38,908 Road dogging town to town doesn't help. 779 00:40:39,074 --> 00:40:41,744 Have you tried CBD? 780 00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:43,621 I've tried everything short of heroin. 781 00:40:45,331 --> 00:40:47,750 Acupuncture works best, but who can afford it? 782 00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:50,002 I get that. 783 00:40:50,169 --> 00:40:53,088 I had health insurance once. 784 00:40:53,255 --> 00:40:55,883 I managed to hang onto that for, like, two whole years. 785 00:40:56,050 --> 00:40:58,427 Had an apartment, a ficus. 786 00:40:58,552 --> 00:40:59,678 And like most places, 787 00:40:59,845 --> 00:41:01,597 they only carry two or three women, 788 00:41:01,722 --> 00:41:04,183 so they run out of stories and combinations pretty quick, 789 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:06,852 then it's off down the road. 790 00:41:08,354 --> 00:41:09,688 Well, let's run it 791 00:41:09,855 --> 00:41:11,941 forwards and backwards until it pops. 792 00:41:20,032 --> 00:41:21,700 Well, it's a promo. 793 00:41:21,867 --> 00:41:24,703 It's a heel promo. You're playing the heel. 794 00:41:24,870 --> 00:41:26,264 I mean, I cou-I could dress this up, 795 00:41:26,288 --> 00:41:27,957 but you're not exactly playing fair. 796 00:41:28,123 --> 00:41:29,500 You standing on your tank, 797 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,377 fighting for the soul of America. 798 00:41:31,544 --> 00:41:33,879 This? This-this might as well be "See Spot Run." 799 00:41:34,046 --> 00:41:36,006 I don't want to write for you at all. 800 00:41:36,173 --> 00:41:37,550 I'm only doing it 'cause I have to. 801 00:41:37,716 --> 00:41:39,593 Oh, poor Jack. 802 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,387 The only one in life forced to do shit 803 00:41:41,554 --> 00:41:43,264 that he don't want to do. 804 00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:45,933 Gully put a gun to my head. Do you expect me to like it? 805 00:41:49,645 --> 00:41:51,814 You think I wanted to leave DWL? 806 00:41:51,981 --> 00:41:54,316 You leaving was your choice. 807 00:41:54,483 --> 00:41:56,694 You didn't have to leave. 808 00:41:56,861 --> 00:41:58,237 Didn't I? 809 00:41:58,404 --> 00:42:01,073 It was a smart move. Got me a belt. 810 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,076 I got champ on all of my merch. 811 00:42:04,243 --> 00:42:06,412 What? You think I didn't have to pay a price. 812 00:42:06,537 --> 00:42:09,290 You know what? 813 00:42:09,456 --> 00:42:11,166 You're Yertle, Jack. 814 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,711 - The turtle? - King Turtle. 815 00:42:13,878 --> 00:42:17,923 Sitting on a throne held up by a stack of other turtles, 816 00:42:18,048 --> 00:42:20,068 but instead of realizing that he's standing on the back 817 00:42:20,092 --> 00:42:22,595 of 157 people, 818 00:42:22,761 --> 00:42:24,305 he's pissed 'cause there's still birds 819 00:42:24,430 --> 00:42:25,931 and shit still higher up. 820 00:42:26,098 --> 00:42:27,683 The promo's the promo. 821 00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:29,143 You polish it up if you want to. 822 00:42:32,021 --> 00:42:33,230 It's your ring, Jack. 823 00:42:36,775 --> 00:42:37,586 As this footage goes... 824 00:42:39,194 --> 00:42:41,655 we haven't seen it. A few seconds later... 825 00:42:51,373 --> 00:42:53,125 I got this idea. 826 00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:56,921 It may be stupid and childish, but childish is my specialty. 827 00:42:59,506 --> 00:43:01,300 I could use some help. 828 00:43:47,012 --> 00:43:48,013 Hey. 829 00:43:49,848 --> 00:43:51,892 Did I miss something? 830 00:43:52,059 --> 00:43:53,936 Ace was here. 831 00:43:56,021 --> 00:43:59,400 Oh, I didn't know he was back. 832 00:43:59,566 --> 00:44:01,568 He doesn't want anyone to know. 833 00:44:03,112 --> 00:44:04,905 Is it like a-a big deal? 834 00:44:05,030 --> 00:44:07,366 For him... 835 00:44:07,491 --> 00:44:11,412 but not for us. 836 00:44:30,139 --> 00:44:32,224 ♪ The old white lightning ♪ 837 00:44:32,391 --> 00:44:34,351 ♪ Can't set me off ♪ 838 00:44:34,518 --> 00:44:37,312 Heard what you said. Wrote you some new stuff. 839 00:44:40,607 --> 00:44:43,193 It's a lot. 840 00:44:43,318 --> 00:44:45,904 ♪ Yeah, cut me off ♪ 841 00:44:46,071 --> 00:44:48,449 ♪ Get on your horse, boys ♪ 842 00:44:48,574 --> 00:44:51,118 ♪ Said adios ♪ 843 00:44:51,243 --> 00:44:54,079 ♪ To the hey, hey, hey ♪ 844 00:44:54,246 --> 00:44:56,165 Hey. 845 00:44:56,331 --> 00:44:57,750 How was the convention? 846 00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:00,169 Great. Diego got to meet his heroes, 847 00:45:00,294 --> 00:45:03,422 got stuff for the podcast, satisfied the fans, 848 00:45:03,589 --> 00:45:05,466 then went out and satisfied our thirst. 849 00:45:05,632 --> 00:45:07,672 Must've been nice to see some of your old crew, hmm? 850 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,927 Yeah, you know? 851 00:45:09,094 --> 00:45:10,846 Hey. Uh, 852 00:45:11,013 --> 00:45:13,515 I was thinking maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing 853 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,935 to get myself an apartment. The motel is depressing. 854 00:45:17,102 --> 00:45:19,646 Maybe you can point me in the right direction. 855 00:45:19,813 --> 00:45:21,523 Yeah, let me think on it. 856 00:45:21,690 --> 00:45:22,733 It won't be long-term. 857 00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:26,445 I been coming to matches 858 00:45:26,612 --> 00:45:28,614 for over two decades here at the Duffy Dome. 859 00:45:28,781 --> 00:45:30,949 I've seen a lot of great matches, 860 00:45:31,116 --> 00:45:34,119 but few with the combination of inspiration 861 00:45:34,286 --> 00:45:37,289 and ingenuity as Crystal's defeating 862 00:45:37,456 --> 00:45:39,583 Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock. 863 00:45:44,630 --> 00:45:46,173 For that reason, 864 00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:50,511 a new era has been initiated here at the DWL. 865 00:45:50,677 --> 00:45:52,596 Where women and men, boys and girls, 866 00:45:52,763 --> 00:45:55,682 will spend awe-filled evenings enjoying 867 00:45:55,849 --> 00:45:57,810 our new women's division. 868 00:46:03,857 --> 00:46:08,320 All hail our inaugural woman's champion, 869 00:46:08,445 --> 00:46:09,780 Crystal Tyler. 870 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:22,334 Whoo. 871 00:46:40,144 --> 00:46:42,062 All right, here we go. 872 00:46:42,229 --> 00:46:44,189 And we're off here 873 00:46:44,356 --> 00:46:46,525 at the inaugural match of the DWL women's league 874 00:46:46,692 --> 00:46:49,403 with special guest commentator Wild Bill Hancock 875 00:46:49,570 --> 00:46:50,730 at the table with us tonight. 876 00:46:51,613 --> 00:46:53,574 Like a Florida State defensive back there. 877 00:46:56,243 --> 00:46:58,012 Elle Dorado teaching Crystal Tyler 878 00:46:58,036 --> 00:47:00,372 what it's like to be a real pro. 879 00:47:00,497 --> 00:47:02,124 Oh... oh, that's... 880 00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,091 that's another region there. That's not right. 881 00:47:06,003 --> 00:47:08,172 - Watch out. Oh! - There you go. 882 00:47:08,338 --> 00:47:09,732 That's exactly the kind of dirty stuff 883 00:47:09,756 --> 00:47:11,592 I'd expect from her. 884 00:47:13,385 --> 00:47:14,887 That's not dirty, Bill. 885 00:47:15,053 --> 00:47:16,653 That's just good old fashioned wrestling. 886 00:47:16,763 --> 00:47:18,599 She does know how to work the legs. 887 00:47:18,765 --> 00:47:20,201 I've never seen a wrestler use their legs this much. 888 00:47:20,225 --> 00:47:21,351 Oh ooh hoo hoo! 889 00:47:23,437 --> 00:47:24,980 Old Denny there with the slow count. 890 00:47:26,857 --> 00:47:28,233 She's got her by the ears. 891 00:47:29,693 --> 00:47:31,069 Right into the turnbuckle. 892 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,032 She got a face full of foot there. 893 00:47:37,868 --> 00:47:38,952 Here she comes. 894 00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:41,288 Oh! 895 00:47:41,455 --> 00:47:44,041 Welcome to Elle Dorado's elbow, Crystal Tyler. 896 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:46,293 That's gotta hurt. She's in trouble now. 897 00:47:46,460 --> 00:47:48,354 Got a little bit of taunting going on here. 898 00:47:48,378 --> 00:47:50,106 Welcome to planet Earth, Crystal Tyler. 899 00:47:50,130 --> 00:47:51,191 Don't count her out yet. 900 00:47:51,215 --> 00:47:52,255 Come on, Elle. 901 00:47:53,050 --> 00:47:53,967 Suplex. 902 00:47:54,134 --> 00:47:55,052 Oh, no. 903 00:47:55,219 --> 00:47:56,470 Come on, Elle. 904 00:47:56,637 --> 00:47:58,096 Tyler reversed it. 905 00:47:58,263 --> 00:48:00,063 That's gonna be lifetime of back pain. 906 00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:01,642 She's got her by the ears again. 907 00:48:01,808 --> 00:48:03,435 I like that. 908 00:48:03,602 --> 00:48:05,687 - Claw her. - Rip her face off. 909 00:48:07,105 --> 00:48:08,523 Come on, Crystal. 910 00:48:08,690 --> 00:48:10,418 Oh, right down on the back of her head. 911 00:48:10,442 --> 00:48:11,878 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 912 00:48:11,902 --> 00:48:13,904 That's got to hurt. 913 00:48:15,572 --> 00:48:17,282 She goes for one, two, three. 914 00:48:17,449 --> 00:48:19,076 There we are. 915 00:48:19,243 --> 00:48:21,095 Crystal Tyler, ladies and gentlemen. I don't believe it. 916 00:48:21,119 --> 00:48:22,599 Well, of course she won, Bill. 917 00:48:22,704 --> 00:48:24,164 She beat the hell out of you. 918 00:48:24,289 --> 00:48:26,541 I protested that result Eddie. 919 00:48:27,251 --> 00:48:30,087 Crystal! Crystal! 920 00:48:30,212 --> 00:48:31,630 Crystal Tyler. 921 00:48:31,797 --> 00:48:33,548 Still undefeated. 922 00:48:33,715 --> 00:48:35,443 There's a spill right in front of the merch table. 923 00:48:35,467 --> 00:48:37,177 Can you please clean it up? Thank you. 924 00:48:45,811 --> 00:48:46,853 Night's going well. 925 00:48:46,979 --> 00:48:48,188 Seems like. 926 00:49:10,294 --> 00:49:11,962 All right, now. 927 00:49:12,129 --> 00:49:15,966 It's time for tonight's tag team main event, 928 00:49:16,133 --> 00:49:19,469 sponsored by Eddie Earl's Title Pawn. 929 00:49:19,636 --> 00:49:23,432 When you're needy, we're not greedy. 930 00:49:25,017 --> 00:49:25,892 Oh yeah! 931 00:49:29,396 --> 00:49:31,857 Rooster Robbins? The defector! 932 00:49:32,024 --> 00:49:33,442 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 933 00:49:33,608 --> 00:49:35,527 You all know the routine. 934 00:49:35,694 --> 00:49:37,696 I'm the SOB that left town, 935 00:49:37,863 --> 00:49:40,365 and you're the yokels here to boo me. 936 00:49:42,409 --> 00:49:43,910 But what did I do? 937 00:49:44,036 --> 00:49:45,579 Other than realize if I wanted 938 00:49:45,746 --> 00:49:47,039 to make something out of myself, 939 00:49:47,205 --> 00:49:49,374 that I had to do something 940 00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:51,626 that none of you had the courage to do. 941 00:49:51,793 --> 00:49:54,379 And that's leave this pissant one stoplight town. 942 00:49:56,590 --> 00:50:00,552 See, I knew as long as Jack Spade was in charge, 943 00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,556 all the stories would be about Jack Spade. 944 00:50:04,723 --> 00:50:08,727 Mr. Small Town, family values, 945 00:50:08,894 --> 00:50:10,645 champion of the little guy 946 00:50:10,812 --> 00:50:13,315 with his holier-than-thou 947 00:50:13,482 --> 00:50:16,610 stuck in the past fairy tale wrestling bullshit. 948 00:50:25,077 --> 00:50:26,912 See, the only thing that Jack Spade 949 00:50:27,079 --> 00:50:29,790 has ever been champion of is himself. 950 00:50:29,956 --> 00:50:34,127 He's a con man selling you that cowboy myth. 951 00:50:34,294 --> 00:50:36,713 Lone Ranger riding through the plains... 952 00:50:36,838 --> 00:50:38,757 That shit is antique! 953 00:50:38,924 --> 00:50:41,635 Horses are slow, but the future? 954 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,970 Oh, it's big, it's loud, and it's fast. 955 00:50:44,137 --> 00:50:45,889 So go ahead, 956 00:50:46,056 --> 00:50:46,932 boo me. 957 00:50:49,142 --> 00:50:52,104 Yeah, I'm gonna make my future. 958 00:50:52,270 --> 00:50:54,606 I'm gonna get out there and grab all that I can. 959 00:50:54,773 --> 00:50:57,025 Now, that's the real America. 960 00:50:57,192 --> 00:50:58,777 So listen up, Jack. 961 00:50:58,944 --> 00:51:01,113 FWD accepts your challenge. 962 00:51:01,279 --> 00:51:03,532 A full grudge match card. 963 00:51:03,657 --> 00:51:05,492 You and your people versus the future. 964 00:51:05,617 --> 00:51:06,493 Yeah, that's right. 965 00:51:06,618 --> 00:51:09,204 Florida Dystopia is coming 966 00:51:09,371 --> 00:51:11,498 and we don't knock, we don't take no prisoners, 967 00:51:11,623 --> 00:51:13,792 we kick ass, and we march on. 968 00:51:13,959 --> 00:51:15,627 Rooster. 969 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,768 Word for word. 970 00:51:34,312 --> 00:51:35,672 Tell you, these people, 971 00:51:35,814 --> 00:51:37,149 they do love this tag team match. 972 00:51:37,315 --> 00:51:38,126 A lot of happy customers. 973 00:51:39,776 --> 00:51:41,379 He is handing out some business cards. 974 00:51:41,403 --> 00:51:42,821 Right there, two of them in a row. 975 00:51:42,988 --> 00:51:44,823 Hope that mask is padded, quite frankly. 976 00:51:44,990 --> 00:51:46,908 Oh, we get a reverse from Diego. 977 00:51:47,075 --> 00:51:48,743 Do-si-do. 978 00:51:48,910 --> 00:51:50,805 Oh, that's a lot of man coming at you, 979 00:51:50,829 --> 00:51:51,848 but Wild Bill knows just how to handle it. 980 00:51:51,872 --> 00:51:53,331 Nothing new to him. 981 00:51:53,498 --> 00:51:54,684 He must've seen that elbow coming. 982 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:55,643 And coming down... 983 00:51:55,667 --> 00:51:56,835 Oh, it's an elbow again. 984 00:51:57,002 --> 00:51:58,628 With a vengeance to his head. 985 00:51:58,795 --> 00:51:59,772 That'll put you down, let me tell you. 986 00:51:59,796 --> 00:52:01,465 Staying alive. 987 00:52:01,590 --> 00:52:03,390 And the crowd loves it. He struts. 988 00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:04,735 Haven't seen some of that dance since about 1978. 989 00:52:04,759 --> 00:52:06,094 Oh, throat slash. 990 00:52:06,261 --> 00:52:07,596 And oh, he goes for Ricky Rabies 991 00:52:07,762 --> 00:52:08,823 for no reason out in the corne. Come on. 992 00:52:08,847 --> 00:52:11,141 And he tags in Big Jim. 993 00:52:11,308 --> 00:52:13,185 And Big Jim hops the rope. 994 00:52:13,351 --> 00:52:15,391 He's setting up something here, into the turnbuckle, 995 00:52:15,479 --> 00:52:16,914 he's coming out, he picks him up like a new groom. 996 00:52:16,938 --> 00:52:18,356 Oh, he's gonna come down 997 00:52:18,482 --> 00:52:20,001 and Big Jim comes down... 998 00:52:20,025 --> 00:52:21,735 You don't want 999 00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:23,361 to be underneath that. One, two... 1000 00:52:23,528 --> 00:52:24,863 Oh, Ricky Rabies... 1001 00:52:25,030 --> 00:52:26,531 He's foaming at the mouth. 1002 00:52:26,698 --> 00:52:28,009 Oh, he bites his ear off. 1003 00:52:29,534 --> 00:52:31,203 He goes completely rabid. 1004 00:52:31,369 --> 00:52:33,097 - Look, he's... he's completely... - He's out of his mind. 1005 00:52:33,121 --> 00:52:34,557 He's chased everyone out of the ring. 1006 00:52:34,581 --> 00:52:36,061 Bill is there trying to calm him down. 1007 00:52:37,876 --> 00:52:39,756 Oh, and he turns on his own partner. 1008 00:52:39,836 --> 00:52:41,296 Bill has to run out of the ring. 1009 00:52:41,463 --> 00:52:43,107 He's out of his gourd ladies and gentlemen... 1010 00:52:43,131 --> 00:52:44,567 - You all right, Bill? - What's going on with him? 1011 00:52:44,591 --> 00:52:46,027 With all... come on now. Hey, hey, hey. 1012 00:52:46,051 --> 00:52:47,636 Oh, my goodness. None of this is okay. 1013 00:52:47,802 --> 00:52:49,322 He's got to... he better... wait, wait. 1014 00:52:49,471 --> 00:52:50,907 Wait, now we got Rooster! 1015 00:52:50,931 --> 00:52:52,283 Where are these guys coming from? 1016 00:52:52,307 --> 00:52:54,559 This is an invasion from Florida. 1017 00:52:54,726 --> 00:52:57,062 He just put this rabid man... 1018 00:52:57,229 --> 00:52:58,438 Completely come... 1019 00:52:58,563 --> 00:53:00,106 Oh! With a double kick and he's down. 1020 00:53:00,273 --> 00:53:01,650 Traitor. 1021 00:53:01,816 --> 00:53:03,235 That's how you put down 1022 00:53:03,401 --> 00:53:04,545 the rabid man right there. 1023 00:53:04,569 --> 00:53:05,546 Whoa, he is down. 1024 00:53:05,570 --> 00:53:06,947 Ladies and gentlemen... 1025 00:53:07,072 --> 00:53:08,912 - No. Hey, hey, hey. No. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey. 1026 00:53:09,074 --> 00:53:11,117 - You guys... - They're taking the DWL belt. 1027 00:53:11,284 --> 00:53:12,720 A couple of posers, I tell you. 1028 00:53:12,744 --> 00:53:14,264 - Traitor. - We need to get 1029 00:53:14,329 --> 00:53:15,640 security in here on Rooster right away. 1030 00:53:15,664 --> 00:53:16,998 Call security down here. 1031 00:53:17,165 --> 00:53:18,845 Just coming up here and posing. 1032 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,627 Yeah! Yeah! 1033 00:53:22,379 --> 00:53:23,979 And the lights have gone out. 1034 00:53:24,089 --> 00:53:25,729 It doesn't seem to be Rooster or The Hole. 1035 00:53:59,124 --> 00:54:00,444 What the hell is going on? 1036 00:54:00,584 --> 00:54:02,836 Who is this mystery guest? 1037 00:54:06,464 --> 00:54:08,925 Is this Jack Spade in a hoodie? 1038 00:54:15,307 --> 00:54:16,641 I come to you, 1039 00:54:16,808 --> 00:54:18,351 a damned soul in search of redemption. 1040 00:54:18,518 --> 00:54:20,103 I will break free. 1041 00:54:20,270 --> 00:54:23,273 I will not stop until my redemption is obtained. 1042 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,400 I am, 1043 00:54:25,567 --> 00:54:26,526 the Condamned.