1 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:23,316 Today, we honor our angsty king, taken too soon. 2 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,359 If Batman were here, I'm sure he'd echo 3 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:27,195 the sentiments of rap-rock legends 4 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:30,364 and sensitive poets Linkin Park, but for copyright reasons, 5 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:33,117 I am not allowed to say them as this is being broadcast. 6 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,369 I am sending around a donation basket. 7 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,205 If we reach the 15k needed 8 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,207 for the rights by the end of the funeral, 9 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:40,583 I will sing. 10 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,668 In conclusion, thank you for mourning with us, 11 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,730 even though being within a few feet of the Bat Family 12 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,255 puts you in danger of being murdered. 13 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,385 And now a few words from the girl who always knows 14 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:53,429 the right thing to say, Batgirl. 15 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,474 Heroes are just like everyone, and sometimes they die. 16 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:02,897 Okay, easy-breezy Batgirl, never lets us down. 17 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:12,865 Okay, the end. 18 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:14,826 We're not even close to 15k. Thanks for coming. 19 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,326 Please enjoy some soup. No seconds. 20 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,915 - Miss Harley. - Alfie! 21 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,250 Oh, thank God you're here. 22 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,519 Everyone's relying on me to be strong, 23 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:24,919 and I am freaking out, man. 24 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,465 Damn! Barnyard on this bitch is dank as hell, Alfie. 25 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,509 I'll send you a case to remember me by. 26 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,552 I won't be returning to the manor. 27 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:36,848 Once White Collar Wine earns me enough money to execute a white-collar crime, 28 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:40,435 I'll finally be sent to fancy prison with Master Wayne. 29 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:41,894 But I need you to... 30 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,897 Oh, my God! They're coming for me! 31 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:47,859 Ahh! I've been hit! 32 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:56,200 Ha! I destroyed your sad little soup truck. 33 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,326 Toyman! Did you kill Nightwing? 34 00:01:58,453 --> 00:02:01,873 No, I just hate noodles, and I wanted attention. 35 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:15,470 Even third-tier villains are coming for us. 36 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:18,139 If I get murked by some dumb asshole like Crazy Quilt, 37 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:21,017 I'm gonna need you guys to go to your graves with that info. 38 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,222 - We need to split up. - But we're stronger together. 39 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:24,854 And a bigger target. 40 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,790 She's right. I'm gonna call my mommy to come get me. 41 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,316 I'll move in with Alysia full-time. 42 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,943 Okay. Okay, silver linin', 43 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:32,945 I'll move back in with Ivy. 44 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:35,716 I mean, I miss waking up to the sounds of her tearing apart a cardboard box 45 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:38,534 that's taken up all the space in our recycling bin. 46 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,453 Well, I guess this is it. 47 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:44,165 To Nightwing, who, in death, proved what he never could in life, 48 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:47,126 that the Bat Family is weaker than ever. 49 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:54,175 Wow! Nightbitch is dead. 50 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,593 You love to see it. 51 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,305 Another hero down! And on your watch, Ivy. 52 00:02:59,389 --> 00:03:00,807 It's a good thing I'm in the tub. 53 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:03,393 - Because I'm soaked. - Ugh! 54 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,395 I should call Harley. 55 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,082 No. The most important thing is to get your condolence statement out there. 56 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:08,940 Bring us our phones. 57 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,361 Veronica, you're starting too look too amazing. 58 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:15,988 Get out before it turns you crazy. 59 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:20,493 - What should I write? - Ahh! You already posted six hours ago. 60 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,370 You are on top of it. 61 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:23,704 How long have you known? 62 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:25,832 Wait. What? Let me see that. 63 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:28,751 "Thank you to everyone who's been reaching out about Nightwing's death. 64 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,461 As I sit here in my power caftan, 65 00:03:30,545 --> 00:03:31,814 I feel grateful for the guidance 66 00:03:31,838 --> 00:03:33,464 of my dear mentor, Lex Luthor." 67 00:03:33,548 --> 00:03:34,757 I did not write that. 68 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,300 Who has access to your account? 69 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,468 Oh, my God. 70 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:38,720 My PR team. My PR team! 71 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:40,555 They need to run things by you first. 72 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,348 My team always gives me three options. 73 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:45,059 Funny, sassy, horny. 74 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:47,311 Wait, you don't give all your passwords and your PINs 75 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,595 and your keys to your PR team? 76 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:50,314 The only person who has my PIN 77 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,918 lives in a cage under my kitchen table. 78 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,902 Shit. I... I need to have a chat with the Jons. 79 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,905 Uh, wow, girl. Where would you even be 80 00:03:57,989 --> 00:04:01,325 without the Evil Women in Business Collective. 81 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,161 To us! 82 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:06,330 Thank you, uh, for gathering for this family meeting. 83 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,082 I have a big announcement. 84 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,001 It's muy importante. 85 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,878 So embarrassing 86 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:13,838 Just speak full Spanish or full English. 87 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,591 - My bad, lo siento. - Dad! 88 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:19,886 Kids, Bethany, mi amor, 89 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:23,306 I'm going back to villainy! 90 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:26,768 Ay, pero, this is a big change. 91 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,770 The kids just got used to the chore wheel. 92 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:31,606 - Screw the chore wheel. - What about our health insurance? 93 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:34,484 I'll blow up any hospital that sends us a bill. 94 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:36,027 Will you blow up my PE coach? 95 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,838 Can I have some poison gas for my science project? 96 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,867 There's a cashier at More For Lex 97 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,119 who's never told me to have a nice day. 98 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,746 So it's settled. 99 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:50,291 - Who wants to go steal some soft serve? - Yeah. 100 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,884 Ive? Ivy? Guess who's moving in? 101 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,487 Frank, what... What are you doing here? 102 00:05:01,594 --> 00:05:02,970 I thought you lived at the office. 103 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:04,782 I did until those Jons tried to get rid of me. 104 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:06,307 They sent me to some fucking place 105 00:05:06,391 --> 00:05:07,975 called Bialiya to be "repotted." 106 00:05:08,101 --> 00:05:10,103 Luckily, I escaped by eating a truck driver. 107 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:11,646 The Jons? Ugh! 108 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:13,582 I don't even know what's going on with Ivy anymore. 109 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:15,084 I mean, wait. Does she still have red hair? 110 00:05:15,108 --> 00:05:16,067 Tell me everything. 111 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,860 Ooh. The NDA they made me sign 112 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,363 is as strong as that truck driver's will to live. 113 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:25,159 I shouldn't have said anything about Bialiya. 114 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,870 Uh, hey, Frank, I'm gonna wait up for Ivy, okay? 115 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:39,465 Bitch! Wake up. 116 00:05:39,549 --> 00:05:40,869 You sleep-stabbed all the pillows. 117 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:43,010 - What? No, I didn't. - Then you kicked the TV. 118 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:46,347 I was watching Bobby Flay make a goddamn turkey burger. 119 00:05:46,431 --> 00:05:48,057 You opened up every closet... 120 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,993 and you screamed for 60 seconds. 121 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,019 You know how many closets are up in this bitch? 122 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:53,580 Then you shaved Catwoman's favorite cat. 123 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,709 Then you tried to use me as a mannequin 124 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:58,192 to see all of Catwoman's earrings, 125 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:00,717 even though I kept telling you I don't have fucking earlobes. 126 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,822 Man, I've never seen sleepwalking like that. 127 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,032 Sleepwalking? Wait, wait, is Ivy here? 128 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:07,535 No, she just dropped in and changed from her spa blazer 129 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:08,953 to her business blazer. 130 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,681 Then she tripped over that box on the way out. 131 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:12,874 She was so goddamn pissed at whoever left it there. 132 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:14,584 Don't worry, though. I covered for you. 133 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:16,544 She didn't even notice I was here? 134 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,046 That's how covering works. 135 00:06:18,171 --> 00:06:19,797 You're welcome. 136 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:22,133 Do you think Ivy ordered the hit on Nightwing? 137 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:27,472 Mr. Snart, are you trying to get top secret information from me? 138 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:28,890 Mm. 139 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:30,308 Oh! 140 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:33,936 Oh, welcome-back- from-paternity-leave. sheet cake? 141 00:06:34,062 --> 00:06:37,732 I feel so supported. 142 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:39,734 Okay, that makes more sense. 143 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,903 Don't you have some IT junk to do? 144 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:43,404 I do. 145 00:06:43,488 --> 00:06:46,032 And I'm very happy the LOD has a childcare program. 146 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:48,409 We don't have a childcare program. 147 00:06:48,493 --> 00:06:50,244 I made sure of it. 148 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,371 Oh, edgy. 149 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:54,082 Very modern. 150 00:06:56,667 --> 00:07:00,880 I wish I had a single shred of self-respect. 151 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:04,300 Why? 152 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:05,444 What's with all this hubbub? 153 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,428 That shark stole my wish. 154 00:07:07,512 --> 00:07:09,013 Daddy's coming! 155 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,391 My babies! 156 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:14,560 Oh, look at these pups, suckling on my cocktail weenies. 157 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,062 I forgot what a good dad I am. 158 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:17,855 Oh, I am so sorry. 159 00:07:17,939 --> 00:07:20,274 I really thought I could be a single working dad 160 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,609 like one of those romcoms 161 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:23,277 where it's challenging at first, 162 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:25,363 but at the end of a fun montage, 163 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:26,614 you balance it all. 164 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,408 Look me in the eye. You can do this. 165 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:29,784 Dads can have it all. 166 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:31,077 So, how did you do it? 167 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,746 Great question. I'll show you. 168 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,500 Ugh! 169 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,669 Oh, oh, I... Ivy. Um, you're back early. 170 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:41,796 Yeah, go ahead and give me my passwords 171 00:07:41,921 --> 00:07:44,090 to my socials and my laptop. 172 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:47,301 Also, why do all of my bras have underwire now? 173 00:07:47,385 --> 00:07:49,637 Excuse me. If there's no wire, it's a bralette. 174 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:50,805 Wait, there's more of you. 175 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:53,266 Yes, there is so much to do. 176 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,146 Ta-da! 177 00:07:58,229 --> 00:08:00,165 Jon, tell this boss bitch her new schedule. 178 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,900 Your line of business corsets is about to drop, 179 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,753 so you'll be appearing on Good Evening Bludhaven. 180 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:07,321 And you'll need to take photos with the Poison Ivy doll 181 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:09,699 once they're reissued with less realistic buttholes. 182 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:13,911 But, yay, top of your agenda, judging the first annual Lil' Poison Miss Ivy contest! 183 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:17,623 That's' right, sis. You're ready to appear with children. 184 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:19,167 It's the coup de grace for PR. 185 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,978 If you hook 'em when their brains are still mushy, 186 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:23,171 you'll have a little Ivy Army to debone frackers, 187 00:08:23,296 --> 00:08:25,798 and we'll be the most powerful PR team in the world. 188 00:08:25,882 --> 00:08:30,011 Yeah, so I'm not gonna be doing a kiddie pageant. 189 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:31,888 - Oh, we see. - No pageant, no problem. 190 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:36,142 Uh... 191 00:08:45,318 --> 00:08:47,987 That's it. Those fuckers are done. 192 00:08:48,071 --> 00:08:51,282 I can't believe Nightwing had a tracker he kept hidden from us. 193 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:54,494 I can't believe he hid it under a fake rock by the back door. 194 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,204 Rest his poor basic soul. 195 00:08:56,329 --> 00:08:58,539 Hey, but, you know, at least we have a clue, right? 196 00:08:58,664 --> 00:08:59,892 I mean, whoever he was following 197 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:01,584 may have to do with his murder. 198 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:06,005 Hey, repressy-finger-smashy, can you stop assaultin' the keys? 199 00:09:06,089 --> 00:09:07,889 Your bottle of sadness is kind of distracting. 200 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,760 Your girlfriend just posted celebrating our colleague's death. 201 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:14,514 Every celebrity has to post about any other celebrity's death, okay? 202 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,849 Lucius, how long will it take to get into that tracker. 203 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:20,728 Again, it's not a tracker. It's the tracker's receptor. 204 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,648 It's going to show you where the tracker is. 205 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,359 Oh, God, they found us. Help! 206 00:09:29,487 --> 00:09:31,048 Damien, this is your mother. 207 00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:32,424 I sent my associates to procure you. 208 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:33,491 Go with them. 209 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:34,784 Sounds like my momma needs me. 210 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:37,078 You gals got this? Deuces. 211 00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:39,580 Oh, damn. We're dropping like flies. 212 00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:41,499 Okay, it's just you and me now. 213 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,977 We should really talk, just jam and say how we feel about all this. 214 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,337 -I'm good. -Babs, come on. This isn't healthy. 215 00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:47,755 You know what's not healthy? 216 00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:49,632 Trying to act like everything's normal 217 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:53,678 when your coworker's girlfriend killed your other coworker. 218 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,138 Ivy did not kill Nightwing. 219 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:57,432 She's the head of the Legion of Doom. 220 00:09:57,515 --> 00:10:00,893 There is no way she didn't have something to do with this. 221 00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:03,020 Uh. Yeah. Okay, good. 222 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,856 Just keep letting those emotions out, girl. 223 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,417 Even if you don't mean everything that you're saying. 224 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,278 - My mug! - Not the tracker! 225 00:10:11,696 --> 00:10:14,073 The power of senseless violence. 226 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:17,702 It's at the Legion of Doom. 227 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,773 Sorry, babe. I'm in a meeting. I can't talk right now. 228 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,340 - I love you. You look great. - Wait! 229 00:10:31,466 --> 00:10:33,676 Hey, looks like you guys hit Mama Mac's for lunch. 230 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,553 Very dope. Hey, insider tip, 231 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:39,432 they give free mozzarella sticks every time a hero dies, so... 232 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,476 Oh, now you're interested in what we're up to? 233 00:10:41,601 --> 00:10:43,102 You treated us like real shit. 234 00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:45,605 And everyone knows about the free mozzarella sticks. 235 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,647 No, I-I-I know. 236 00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:48,649 Look, I'm sorry, I fucked up. 237 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:50,544 I fucked up your debut, and I should have been focusing on you guys, 238 00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:52,361 not sexy beverage collabs. 239 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:54,280 You can't have our leftovers, okay? 240 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,008 All right, let me level with you. 241 00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,159 I really need your help to get rid of my PR team. 242 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:01,871 You're the only people I trust to help me. Except maybe Bane. 243 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,182 But no one knows where he is, so... 244 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:05,041 That sounds challenging for you. 245 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,377 But we remain very wounded by your negligence. 246 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:09,754 Could you please just help me now? And then, 247 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,756 we can work on the forgiveness part afterwards. 248 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:15,385 - Whatever, fine. - Yes! Oh, my God. Yes. 249 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:18,179 Hey, Terra. Could you, like, get us some privacy? 250 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:22,767 Okay, how are we gonna pummel these PR pricks? 251 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:28,106 There you are, my esteemed PR team. 252 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:29,690 I've had a change of heart. 253 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,567 - Oh? - Hmm. Have you? 254 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,904 I have decided to host the Little Poison Miss Ivy contest after all. 255 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:38,950 - Yes! - Yeah, I realized it's in creative alignment 256 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:41,536 with my brand intentions. 257 00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:42,829 Yes, go off, Queen. 258 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:45,957 And I see how it will help me leverage 259 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,293 my identity as a, uh, thought leader. 260 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:50,795 - Ooh. - My girl. 261 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,716 And since this will be my biggest public facing event yet, 262 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:56,300 I'd like to order a... 263 00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:58,320 - Uh-huh, yeah... - Oh, don't you fuckin' say it! Oh! 264 00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:00,388 Step and repeat! 265 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:02,390 Oh! 266 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,064 I have no idea why moms are so miffed. 267 00:12:10,148 --> 00:12:12,209 Everything you need to raise a kid is in the workplace. 268 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,110 Look! 269 00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:16,988 This thingy does white noise, and... 270 00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:20,908 spits out precious memories. 271 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,994 And what used to tickle Babs to death? 272 00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:25,079 Gory crime scene photos. 273 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,081 Oh, the memories. 274 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,252 Oh, thanks. 275 00:12:31,377 --> 00:12:33,129 I can't remember the last time 276 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:35,882 I was able to take a shit by myself. 277 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,568 All right, where's your girlfriend's office? 278 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,844 Uh, whatever happened to detective procedure 279 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,280 that you guys are so fucking obsessed with? 280 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:42,930 We're following the tracker. 281 00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:44,783 We don't know where it's gonna lead yet, okay? 282 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:45,975 Whoa, Harley. 283 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,560 Were you in on killing Nightwing? 284 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,770 A long con? 285 00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:49,854 I dig. 286 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,606 Psh! These fucking guys. 287 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,024 - Obviously, I'm not. - Zip it. 288 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:54,484 What's that sound? 289 00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:09,957 What the fuck? 290 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:15,463 Oh, this has been very helpful for me today. 291 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:20,009 Well, what can I say? I've got the royale touch. 292 00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:22,804 Is that allowed? 293 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,472 For dads it is. 294 00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:30,436 Since they're sleeping, I'm gonna force myself to take another shit. 295 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,816 Babs! What are you doing here? 296 00:13:34,941 --> 00:13:36,234 Where's the tracker? 297 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,569 Inside voice. I just got them down. 298 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:47,370 - - Oh, Babs. - Stealing a buzzer from a baby. 299 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:48,996 You always were a jealous child. 300 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,665 Why the hell do you have this? 301 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,083 Christ on a cabbage! 302 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,960 I found it in a parking garage. 303 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,379 It's a Mama Nacaroni's buzzer. 304 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:58,339 See? "MN"? 305 00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,508 It's not a buzzer. It's a tracker. 306 00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,051 "NW." Nightwing? 307 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,886 Ugh! It's covered in drool. 308 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,722 Now we can't test it for forensics. 309 00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:06,931 Look at you. 310 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,516 A detective like your old man. 311 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,810 Everything she knows, she got from me. 312 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,603 Shut up! 313 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,522 Whoa! Chill! 314 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,647 That Bat Family does not destroy personal property. 315 00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:20,528 Oh, I see. You don't want me to destroy your girlfriend's office, 316 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,739 even though she destroyed our family. 317 00:14:22,864 --> 00:14:24,282 Ivy's a villain, okay? 318 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,759 But I'm telling you, she would never do this to me. 319 00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:27,785 Let's see how long it takes her to confess 320 00:14:27,869 --> 00:14:30,204 after I beat the shit out of her. 321 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,643 All right, I'm gonna go talk to Ivy. 322 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,211 You have fun. Mingle, maybe flirt a little. 323 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:40,423 Hey! Where are you going? 324 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,967 Hey! Yeah, you! Pour me a shot. 325 00:14:46,012 --> 00:14:47,305 Ivy! Ivy, hi. Listen. 326 00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,724 Tell me you didn't murder my coworker, please. 327 00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:51,100 Uh, sorry, one sec. 328 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,145 Harls, not a good time. 329 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,561 Just answer the question! 330 00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:54,955 Did you have anything to do with Nightwing? 331 00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:56,481 Okay. Wow! 332 00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:58,375 Hello. Do you really think that I would do that to you? 333 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,443 I... I don't... I don't know. I don't know. 334 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:01,888 - Well, I didn't. - Oh, thank God. 335 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,071 But, honestly, babe, 336 00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:04,906 if someone who works for me did, 337 00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:06,532 then, I don't know, good for them. 338 00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:08,201 You know, I run an evil business, 339 00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:10,453 and Nightwing would be a pretty big get. 340 00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:12,778 - Ivy! - Honey, I can't deal with this right now. 341 00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:15,083 I have to go judge, a children's beauty pageant. 342 00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,503 But you always say kids with good posture 343 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:20,380 give you the creeps. 344 00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:26,094 Well, will you look at this? Tied up, taking shots. 345 00:15:26,219 --> 00:15:28,429 You're a chip off the old block. 346 00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,223 How about I take you to Mama Nacaroni's? 347 00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:31,933 Someone just gave me a gift card 348 00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:33,952 'cause they saw me being an amazing dad. 349 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,354 It's Macaroni's. M. 350 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:40,775 Well, I'm pretty sure Nacaroni is how they pronounce it in Tuscamy. 351 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:44,445 God! You don't know the name of my favorite restaurant. 352 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:47,281 And you didn't even call me when Nightwing died. 353 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,954 Oh, I'm not teething, you idiot. 354 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:54,956 Now leave me alone! 355 00:15:55,081 --> 00:15:57,417 At least I got eight little reptiles that love me. 356 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:04,924 Hey, Toyman. 357 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,009 I wanna play. 358 00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:16,769 We have gathered at the base of this sacred goddess, 359 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:19,689 to decide which of these precocious children 360 00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:23,317 is most likely to be the next Poison Ivy. 361 00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:26,279 Hey, thank you so much. 362 00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,156 Seriously, thank you. It's too much. 363 00:16:28,239 --> 00:16:31,492 Looking out at all these young faces, 364 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,703 I'm reminded of a simple truth. 365 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:38,249 That none of you will ever be like Poison Ivy. 366 00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:44,589 I was created by a freak accident in a lab, 367 00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:46,299 and through some fucked-up miracle, 368 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:48,509 I got superpowers instead of dying. 369 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:52,013 That, combined with being a straight-up genius, 370 00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:54,265 is what makes me, me. 371 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,017 Also, I'm objectively gorgeous. 372 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,144 So, guys, give up. 373 00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,896 Not gonna happen. 374 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:01,957 -Oh, my God. This is a publicity nightmare. -Cut her off! 375 00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:04,484 - Any questions? - Even if these girls don't grow up to be you, 376 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:08,404 surely they won't grow up to be special in their own way? 377 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,614 No. Yeah, I'm scanning them right now, 378 00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:12,300 and they're forgettable at best. 379 00:17:13,785 --> 00:17:16,079 Say that again to my live audience. 380 00:17:16,204 --> 00:17:17,955 Oh, yeah. Happily. Yeah. 381 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:20,392 So, while we're live, guys, everyone look underneath your seat 382 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:22,668 for a commemorative, Poison Ivy doll, 383 00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:25,170 whose final design I personally approved. 384 00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:26,964 The doll's not ready yet. 385 00:17:27,048 --> 00:17:30,093 Mommy, why is this butthole so realistic? 386 00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:32,762 And one more thing. Fuck almond milk! 387 00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:34,222 No! 388 00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:36,158 I know, I'm just, like, no good at this PR stuff, 389 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:39,769 so I guess you're just gonna have to resign in disgrace, right? 390 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,211 Uh... 391 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,422 Eat cake. You piece of shit! 392 00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:12,760 Toyman and I are in a weight loss contest. 393 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:15,596 I'm only having sugar on Saturdays. 394 00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:47,962 As a fan of bar fights and emotional releases, 395 00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:49,380 I am loving this. 396 00:18:49,464 --> 00:18:52,258 Oh, hell no! 397 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,718 Thank you for using salad. 398 00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:00,725 Guys, this seems like good of a time as any for your debut. 399 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,565 Everybody, 400 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:11,194 I'd like to introduce the Natural Disasters. 401 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:13,321 Time to rock. 402 00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:17,909 Yes. 403 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:31,047 Yes, yes. Now spit in my mouth. 404 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,006 Ugh. 405 00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:40,014 You look a little inflamed. 406 00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:41,015 Get it, girl. 407 00:19:43,935 --> 00:19:45,395 Uh, I need to work on a catchphrase, 408 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,356 but here comes my thing. 409 00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:25,351 Oh, letting your underlings fight your battles for you? 410 00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:26,894 The optics are bad. 411 00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,604 You need us. 412 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:32,108 Your greatest accomplishment was getting a nut milk 413 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:33,276 to accept me. 414 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:40,992 Wee! 415 00:20:45,705 --> 00:20:47,665 We were scaling up to oat. 416 00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,251 Part of a five-point plan. 417 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,419 Oh! 418 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,134 Oh, my goodness. 419 00:20:58,259 --> 00:21:01,721 Look at you, cheering for a giant man exploding. 420 00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:05,308 Gosh! Maybe you little freaks can be like me after all. 421 00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:08,603 Babs. Hey. 422 00:21:08,686 --> 00:21:10,605 I talked to Ivy, okay? She didn't do it. 423 00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:13,983 Yeah. Then who did? Santee Claus? 424 00:21:17,195 --> 00:21:21,115 Did someone order a rum and Joke-er? 425 00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:22,658 Well, I'm a little rusty. 426 00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:23,868 Whatever! 427 00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:27,080 The fuck is this municipal dickwad doing here? 428 00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:31,709 I'm here to announce my return to evil. 429 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,879 I know how much you've all been missing me, so... 430 00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,757 I brought back one of my classic hits. 431 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,886 Killing a member of the Bat Family. 432 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,097 I killed Nightwing! 433 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:46,140 Rum and Joker. 434 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:49,352 Rum and Joker, rum and Joker, 435 00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:52,897 Rum and Joker. Suddenly, I want a drink. 436 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,984 You son of a... 437 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:11,666 What... What, am I dreaming? 438 00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:16,587 What the fuck?