1 00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:10,636 No more secrets, right? 2 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:16,099 So... Here's the rest of me. 3 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,937 What? 4 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,692 I can't... It's a ship! Lois, it's a spaceship! 5 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,194 Look at the pointy boys! 6 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:27,570 They're obelisks. 7 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,614 They project holograms and transport material... 8 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,699 this is the greatest day of my life! 9 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:35,369 I know I lied. 10 00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:38,206 - I can't erase that. - Then we start over. 11 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:40,541 Hey, big guy. I'm Lois Lane. 12 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:41,305 What's your name? 13 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:44,379 Uh, Clark Kent. 14 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:47,090 Though sometimes I go by Superman. 15 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,384 Wow, that seems like a great name, 16 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:52,887 given to you by someone especially talented. 17 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:53,930 Where do you come from? 18 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,348 Outer space. 19 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:57,892 What planet or where, I... I have no idea. 20 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,227 What can you do? 21 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:02,397 I'm still figuring that out. 22 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:06,692 Why did you bring me here? Really. 23 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:09,112 I brought you here because there's no bad guys, 24 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,155 no robots, and absolutely nothing 25 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:14,409 to interrupt me when I ask you this, 26 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:18,830 Lois Lane, will you go on a date with me? 27 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:46,441 Have no fear, your wingman is here. 28 00:01:46,566 --> 00:01:48,609 Let's get ready for tonight's... 29 00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:51,112 Okay, all right. 30 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:54,240 So, what is happening here, buddy? 31 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,825 Jimmy! Great timing. 32 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,493 You can help me chart out the dates. 33 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,078 What? 34 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,580 This is our first official date. 35 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,290 So I've plotted a route and timed it, 36 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:03,708 because I'm taking Lois out 37 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,835 for the most romantic evening of her life. 38 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,795 I'll fly in to pick her up at 6:45. 39 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,107 The cherry blossoms in the Park bloom at exactly seven o'clock, 40 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,633 so we'll have 15 minutes to get to the romantic rooftop view, 41 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,011 which we'll savor for, uh, 31 minutes 42 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,056 before flying to Lois's 43 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,472 favorite restaurant at 7:50 44 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:18,973 for our 8:00 p.m. reservation, 45 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,600 then coffee at 9:30! 46 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,269 So, you finally got a date with the girl of your dreams, 47 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:26,021 and your first move is to make a flow chart? 48 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,523 And a map. 49 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,234 Seems like you're putting a lot of pressure on this. 50 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,695 Well, it has to be perfect. 51 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,654 Lois deserves it. 52 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:36,240 One night with no talking gorillas, 53 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,034 or freeze-ray bank robbers. 54 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,245 Just me and her. 55 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,706 Oh, I forgot about the swans taking flight at 7:45. 56 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,334 - Oh, okay. - Well, have fun losing your mind. 57 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:47,603 I'm going to go hang out at Lois's 58 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:49,128 where it's normal, and... 59 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,380 Hmm, yeah. 60 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:52,298 - Mmm-hmm. - Nope. She's lost it too. 61 00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:55,676 Jimmy! Great. I think I figured out the perfect gift for Clark. 62 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:59,305 Oh, a collection of crazed notes written on loose leaf paper. 63 00:02:59,389 --> 00:03:00,681 No, no, no. 64 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:03,017 His past. 65 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:05,353 Every time I've hit a block, Clark's been there for me, 66 00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:06,979 you know, in one form or another. 67 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,023 And I wanna give him back something in return. 68 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,733 I can't fly or fight robots. 69 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,528 But investigating, finding answers? This is what I can do. 70 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:15,530 I've started my research, gonna crush it, 71 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,824 and I'm ready to meet Clark ten minutes early. 72 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:18,991 I'm perfect. 73 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:21,077 Now, if you'll excuse me. 74 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,662 Sweatpants! 75 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:23,830 And there it is. 76 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:26,040 Ugh! I left my dress at the drycleaners. 77 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:27,875 I'm gonna be late! 78 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:36,694 Most of us own at least one drycleanable item. 79 00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:40,054 Not all of us can wear the same blue jacket every day. 80 00:03:40,138 --> 00:03:42,265 And done. 81 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,143 I can do this. It's just me and Lois, 82 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:48,312 and no weird Superman stuff to ruin it. 83 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,233 Superman. 84 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:53,943 I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk, 85 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:57,071 an interdimensional peacekeeper, and I need your help. 86 00:03:58,114 --> 00:03:59,574 Nope. 87 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:01,301 I'm charged with the safety of the multiverse, son. 88 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:05,079 So I need you to put on your suit and come with me. 89 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:06,914 Okay, look, I'm not Superman. 90 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:08,758 - I'm just, uh... - Mild-mannered Clark Kent. 91 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,668 Wannabe reporter with superpowers. 92 00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:14,756 Nice try, sport, but Clark is Superman in almost every reality, 93 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:17,341 This Earth, Earth 12, Earth 50, Earth 508, 94 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,800 Weird Earth, the works. 95 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:22,096 How did you... How did you... 96 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,598 Was I a crab? 97 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:25,933 There are infinite universes out there, pal, 98 00:04:26,059 --> 00:04:28,436 and infinite Supermen. 99 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:30,897 But I'm here because Lois Lane is in danger. 100 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:34,025 Your Lois Lane. 101 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:37,195 She's been kidnapped by a gang of inter-dimensional criminals. 102 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,158 These people, 103 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,532 they're ruthless. 104 00:04:41,616 --> 00:04:43,993 But if you're sure you're not Superman... 105 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,579 Where is she? 106 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:49,040 I can get you to their hideout, but, uh, oh... 107 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,963 It's got measures to stop me from portaling in. 108 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,720 You'll have to break through their security. 109 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:55,505 Whatever it takes to save Lois. 110 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,090 I knew I could count on you. 111 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:58,633 You're the Dependable Clark. 112 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,635 Now let's go. 113 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:15,316 Huh. No response. 114 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,360 Good. That gives me time to change. 115 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,409 Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen of Earth 12, 116 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,452 you need to come with us. 117 00:05:26,536 --> 00:05:28,996 Why? Who are you people? 118 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,540 Lois Lane? 119 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:31,833 I'm Lois Lane. 120 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:34,585 That's Lois Lane. And that's Lewis Lane. 121 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:37,797 We are the League of Lois Lanes. 122 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,174 And your Clark Kent is in danger. 123 00:05:41,259 --> 00:05:42,427 Huh? 124 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,685 Where are we? 125 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:52,103 Hey! Are you okay? 126 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,857 I'm fine. Just not as strong as I used to be. 127 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,026 And this is the kidnapper's lair. 128 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,945 They're... They're inside and so is Lois. 129 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,156 Quick, she doesn't have much time. 130 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:08,745 Huh? Whoa! 131 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:10,872 Oops! Ow! 132 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:14,083 You gotta look out for their guard dog, too. 133 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,844 What? 134 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,363 Welcome to the flagship 135 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,765 of the interdimensional peacekeeping force, 136 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,433 The League of Lois Lanes. 137 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:34,020 We were founded by Lois Prime, 138 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,898 the first Lois to discover the multiverse. 139 00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:39,150 We protect every dimension, 140 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,737 recruiting only the best Loises to help. 141 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,614 Usually after our first Pulitzer, 142 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,157 around our 21st birthday. 143 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,825 Oh, um, I'm... I'm 23. 144 00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:51,704 So... You were reporters before then? 145 00:06:51,788 --> 00:06:52,997 Ooh, which Lois are you? 146 00:06:53,081 --> 00:06:54,681 My name's Jalana Olsen. 147 00:06:54,749 --> 00:06:57,168 And unfortunately, it seems I'm you. 148 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,421 Many Olsens are also a part of the league. 149 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:02,799 This brings us to why you're here. 150 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,551 This is Mxyzptlk. 151 00:07:05,635 --> 00:07:07,762 He calls himself a "Chaos God." 152 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:11,015 We managed to disarm him, but as we were taking him in, 153 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:15,520 a portal opened to a previously unknown universe, yours. 154 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,230 He escaped into it. 155 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:18,523 If I ever get my hands 156 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,066 on the jerks who helped that gorilla 157 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,777 and the brain who opened that stupid portal... 158 00:07:22,902 --> 00:07:25,113 Why do you need us for this Mr. Mxyzptlk? 159 00:07:25,238 --> 00:07:27,824 Because your Clark is helping him. 160 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:30,910 What? Clark would never help a bad guy. 161 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:33,746 No one's saying that. 162 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,706 But we tracked Mxy here, 163 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:38,668 and now your Clark and Mxy are missing. 164 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:40,253 Lois, we need your help. 165 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:43,214 To find him, of course! I'll do what I do best, 166 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,674 investigate. Ah! 167 00:07:50,054 --> 00:07:51,264 Excellent. 168 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:53,891 Once the scanner analyzes your dimensions' tachyons, 169 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:55,643 we'll be able to find your Clark. 170 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,229 Oh. That's what you needed. 171 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,355 Good. Great. 172 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,691 If it helps Clark, then... 173 00:08:01,774 --> 00:08:05,445 You have no idea what you're dealing with, do you? 174 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,071 Not now. 175 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,324 Give us a moment, will ya? 176 00:08:10,408 --> 00:08:12,994 In the meantime, make yourself at home. 177 00:08:14,746 --> 00:08:16,164 Just not in there. 178 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,845 - Ah! - Great. 179 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:33,306 Now, you smash and I grab. 180 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:36,601 Wait. Are... Are you robbing this place? 181 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,479 No. Of course not. 182 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,563 We're robbing this place. 183 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,275 - What? No. - Hey, look, there's the good stuff. 184 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,282 Where is Lois? 185 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,576 Metropolis, probably. How should I know? 186 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,871 Ooh, Cosmic Rod, Flight Ring... 187 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,206 Ah! 188 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:01,626 Here we go. 189 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,045 Lois was never in danger, was she? 190 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:07,882 No. Lois was never in danger. 191 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:10,134 I deceived you. I lied. 192 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:11,469 Why? 193 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:14,263 Because portal-proof vaults are a huge inconvenience, 194 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:16,724 and you are very strong. 195 00:09:16,808 --> 00:09:20,895 But you're not the quickest guy from planet Krypton, are you? 196 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:25,233 Wha... uh... Krypton? Is... Is that where... 197 00:09:25,358 --> 00:09:26,651 Help me break this glass. 198 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,486 - No! - Oh, that's okay. 199 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,238 I got it. Yeah. 200 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:36,911 Stop! 201 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,664 You are going to put that back, and I will turn you over 202 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,416 to whatever authorities deal with you, 203 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:46,921 and then Lois and I are going on a perfect, normal date! 204 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:53,344 Normal? You are never going to be normal. 205 00:09:53,428 --> 00:09:55,221 I have seen countless yous, 206 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:58,599 and it is your fate to always be different, 207 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:00,768 and weird, and alone. 208 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:02,770 And you may be stronger than me, 209 00:10:02,854 --> 00:10:04,272 but can you stop me? 210 00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:06,149 I think... 211 00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:13,614 You're not okay. 212 00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:16,576 No. I lost something dear to me. 213 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,078 I'm less... than I was, 214 00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:22,457 but strong enough for one last trick. 215 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:25,960 No, no, no! 216 00:10:26,044 --> 00:10:27,170 Hey! 217 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:28,981 I thought now would be a perfect time to get 218 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,840 some footage for my next Flamebird update. 219 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:34,635 This week's episode is definitely gonna be about the multiverse. 220 00:10:34,761 --> 00:10:36,763 Wait. You're a Flamebird? 221 00:10:36,846 --> 00:10:38,806 Out of all the Olsens in the multiverse, 222 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,475 I've never met another one. 223 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:41,952 Oh, what's the coolest thing you've seen? 224 00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:43,186 Mine's the decaying remains 225 00:10:43,311 --> 00:10:45,021 of the secret government laboratory 226 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,623 that definitely did not have a gorilla or a brain in it. 227 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,483 Telepathic Horse! 228 00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:50,151 I'll show you! 229 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,712 - Don't, don't make us watch. - Not... Not again! Come on. 230 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:54,822 Ha-ha! It's time, bird-lievers! 231 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:58,326 Equus Mensa. Hippos Telepathia. 232 00:10:58,409 --> 00:10:59,410 Comet. 233 00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:01,329 The telepathic horse has many names. 234 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:05,083 All right. What are you hiding? 235 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:13,800 Lois, Earth 52, multiple award-winning reporter. 236 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:18,012 Earth 24, received key to the city at 19. 237 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:21,265 Lois, Earth 1, "Ready to meet with Dad." 238 00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:23,851 Hmm. 239 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:27,730 "Superman-File X. Redacted?" 240 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,232 What does that mean? 241 00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:32,652 Restricted. Access at headquarters only. 242 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,445 So, where is headquarters? 243 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,032 Everybody downstairs! 244 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:44,580 Analysis complete. 245 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,666 We found Mxy and Clark. 246 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,377 They just jumped to Earth 14... 247 00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:53,423 after robbing Earth Prime's Space and Superhero Museum. 248 00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:54,882 I knew it. 249 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,427 No, this... this has to be a misunderstanding. 250 00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:58,511 You know Clark. 251 00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:00,096 Your Clarks. 252 00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:03,683 You know he'd never do something like this, uh, right? 253 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:08,229 Maybe you don't know Superman as well as you think you do. 254 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,481 Coordinates set. 255 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:11,733 League, get ready. 256 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,693 We go after them in three, two... 257 00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,409 The scene is set. 258 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:26,414 All we have to do... is wait for them to show up. 259 00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:27,665 Wait for who to show up? 260 00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:37,884 So what do we do? 261 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,802 Uh, what are those? 262 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,929 Only thing that'll take down a Clark. 263 00:12:42,013 --> 00:12:43,556 What do you mean, take down? 264 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,433 Neutralize the Kryptonian. 265 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,935 He's too powerful to give the benefit of the doubt. 266 00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:49,729 No. I won't let you do this. 267 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,355 We know. 268 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,443 You didn't grab us to help you. 269 00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:00,073 Lois, you're not league material, 270 00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:03,117 but you're enough like us to cause problems. 271 00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,285 Keep 'em separated. 272 00:13:05,703 --> 00:13:07,455 No! Let me out! 273 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,415 Don't do this! 274 00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:13,127 - Watch Olsen. He could be trouble. - Hmm. 275 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:18,132 Well, well. If it isn't Lois, Lois, and what's his name? 276 00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:20,301 But there's something wrong with this picture. 277 00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:23,971 All these Loises and not one Clark. 278 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,264 Got you. 279 00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:27,975 It's him. Fire! 280 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,312 Ah! 281 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:40,655 What is... this? 282 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,908 - Clark! - No, Jimmy. 283 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,827 I thought we were Flamebros. 284 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:47,161 I'm sorry. 285 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,917 The Clark is neutralized. 286 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,169 Now for you, criminal... 287 00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:57,588 What? Spread out! 288 00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:59,841 He still has some of his illusion powers! 289 00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:01,300 We don't stop until we find... 290 00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:06,305 Our Lois is still aboard! 291 00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,311 No! 292 00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:14,021 Lewis, rig our gauntlets 293 00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:15,773 to pierce the space between worlds. 294 00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:17,275 We can't let Mxy get away. 295 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,652 I'll keep an eye on Superman. 296 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:24,365 Yes! 297 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:27,201 And Mxy lived happily ever... 298 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:32,707 You've got exactly ten seconds to turn this ship around. 299 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,542 Oh, come on! 300 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,879 I went through some really excellent lies 301 00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,798 to avoid this exact scenario. 302 00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:43,426 Caught by Participation Trophy Lois. 303 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,219 Coordinates requested, 304 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,804 League Headquarters. 305 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,806 Master Key required. 306 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,516 Wait. League Headquarters. 307 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,477 - You know where it is? - I don't. 308 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,103 But Lois Prime did. 309 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,064 Which is why I nabbed her recorder. 310 00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,651 You're not gonna try to stop me. 311 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:04,363 The other Loises are hiding something from me about Superman. 312 00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:06,574 So you're gonna take us to HQ 313 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:09,077 and I'm gonna find out what it is. 314 00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:10,912 You met a legion of yourself, 315 00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:15,333 and the first thing you did was suspect them of lying? 316 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,585 Lois Prime would've loved you. 317 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,295 And why is that? 318 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,548 Because she didn't trust anyone either, 319 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:25,593 which is why she kept a secret backup master key. 320 00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:28,805 And now I know which Lois you are. 321 00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:30,973 You're the fun one! 322 00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:47,281 This place is beautiful. 323 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,534 Eh, it's a little pretentious, in my opinion. 324 00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,285 I know I can't trust anything you say, 325 00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:53,121 but I might as well ask, 326 00:15:54,038 --> 00:15:56,124 what do you know about Clark? 327 00:15:56,207 --> 00:16:00,712 Lots. But it'll be way more fun to watch you figure it out. 328 00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,931 Here you go. The knowledge of the multiverse 329 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,349 at your fingertips. 330 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,024 This is a file? 331 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,152 How... How does... How does it work? 332 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:25,695 What am I supposed to do with this? 333 00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:31,826 Ah! 334 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,998 Sorry, Fun Lois, It's been real... 335 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:40,543 But it's now time to take back what's mine. 336 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,258 I'm back! 337 00:16:57,685 --> 00:17:00,104 Now, I'm going to need to get you off my back. 338 00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:02,523 All of you. 339 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,191 So... 340 00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:12,617 Oh, look. It's the League of Loser Lanes 341 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,160 getting in my way. 342 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,704 - Lois. - No, he's got the hat! 343 00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:37,433 I'm so glad you're okay. 344 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,143 I'm sorry I ruined our date. 345 00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:40,853 No, Lois, this is my fault. 346 00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:43,231 I wanted to give you a normal first date 347 00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:45,191 without any Superman weirdness, 348 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,235 but I... I ruined it before it even started. 349 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:49,237 No, no, no. I'm sorry. 350 00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:51,989 I've seen the files. I'm literally the worst Lois 351 00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:53,384 - in the multiverse. - No. 352 00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:54,885 You would be better off with anyone else. 353 00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:56,494 Lois... 354 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,912 You're the only Lois for me. 355 00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,122 I'm annoying. 356 00:17:59,247 --> 00:18:01,249 You're dedicated. I'm weird. 357 00:18:01,332 --> 00:18:02,667 You're amazing. 358 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,920 I love going on adventures with you, Clark. 359 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,255 I love your brilliance. 360 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,881 I love your kindness. 361 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:09,924 I love... 362 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,634 I love... 363 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,892 Hey, not to be a bummer, 364 00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:23,020 but could you stop making out before the Chaos God blows us up! 365 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:39,954 I have an idea! 366 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,375 Huh? 367 00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,463 Enough of this. 368 00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:58,556 Ha! 369 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:00,850 Ha! 370 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,990 Goodbye, Dependable Clark. 371 00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:21,162 Hello, Mxyzptlk, God of Chaos. 372 00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:23,414 You're not strong enough to best me. 373 00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:25,958 But I am strong enough... 374 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,502 for one last trick. 375 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:34,759 No, no. 376 00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,688 Self-destruct, deactivated. 377 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,860 It's over, Mxy. 378 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,821 As for you three... 379 00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,031 - Where did they go? - Sorry, Captain. 380 00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:59,033 They grabbed a gauntlet while we were busy. 381 00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:02,120 The computer's too fried to find their universe's coordinates again. 382 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:06,791 Ugh! Let's just put this one in confinement and call it a day. 383 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,465 Yes! You can always trust the Flamebro 384 00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:16,050 to have your back. 385 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,260 What time is it? 386 00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:19,262 9:30 p.m. 387 00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:20,555 Oh, I'm... 388 00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:23,182 so tired. 389 00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:24,809 Uh, better go. Bye. 390 00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:32,066 So, uh, Lois, um... 391 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:35,653 It's too late for dinner, but I was thinking... 392 00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:39,073 Treat me to coffee, Smallville? 393 00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:54,088 Huh, how do you work? 394 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:02,930 What? 395 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:17,361 Have you figured it out yet? 396 00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:20,656 Weren't you in jail? 397 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:23,034 I was! It didn't take. 398 00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:25,661 Besides, your drama is too fun to miss. 399 00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:29,248 Is this some kind of trick? 400 00:21:29,332 --> 00:21:31,542 Oh, no. It's the truth. 401 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:35,338 Just like not every Lois wins a Pulitzer... 402 00:21:37,298 --> 00:21:40,051 Not every Superman is good. 403 00:21:46,099 --> 00:21:48,017 This just got interesting. 404 00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:49,811 - What is it? - Sorry. 405 00:21:49,936 --> 00:21:53,106 It'll be much more fun to watch you figure it out. 406 00:21:53,189 --> 00:21:54,899 Ta-ta!