1 00:00:04,914 --> 00:00:06,711 Previously on Heels... 2 00:00:06,736 --> 00:00:08,951 Violence sometimes suggests a deeper issue 3 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,586 going on with a child. 4 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,547 It's a miracle we got out of that meeting 5 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:14,957 with them agreeing to let Thomas back in school. 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,226 They wanted us to acknowledge punching as wrong. 7 00:00:17,326 --> 00:00:18,661 Punching isn't always wrong. 8 00:00:18,761 --> 00:00:19,976 Mr. Jack Spade! 9 00:00:21,664 --> 00:00:23,132 I'm sorry to burden you with this. 10 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,766 You're my friend, not a burden. 11 00:00:24,767 --> 00:00:26,569 You can stay here as long as you want. 12 00:00:26,669 --> 00:00:29,172 My name is Crystal Tyler. 13 00:00:29,272 --> 00:00:31,040 And I am the baddest... 14 00:00:32,775 --> 00:00:33,676 bitch... 15 00:00:35,111 --> 00:00:37,113 the DWL has ever seen. 16 00:00:37,213 --> 00:00:38,414 - Crystal! - Yeah! 17 00:00:38,514 --> 00:00:40,550 Congrats again, superstar. 18 00:00:43,519 --> 00:00:45,301 - So why are you here? - Ace? 19 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:47,190 Suits from up north sent me to scout him. 20 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:49,058 He's not gonna leave what we're building. 21 00:00:49,158 --> 00:00:50,569 I've been calling Ace since last night. 22 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:51,961 He's gone. 23 00:00:52,061 --> 00:00:53,205 I'd like the restroom key, please. 24 00:00:53,229 --> 00:00:56,032 Got to buy something. I got Coke, Cherry Coke. 25 00:00:56,132 --> 00:00:57,800 Stick them all up your ass, sir. 26 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,402 Let me buy you a meal, partner. 27 00:00:59,502 --> 00:01:01,382 Go find some other runaway to make s'mores with. 28 00:01:01,471 --> 00:01:03,439 If you're hiking and camping Dover Springs, 29 00:01:03,539 --> 00:01:05,150 - I hope you're all geared up. - I was just gonna wear these. 30 00:01:05,174 --> 00:01:06,351 You're gonna hike in soccer shoes? 31 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,177 It's pretty rough terrain. 32 00:01:10,379 --> 00:01:12,081 Aah! 33 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:23,593 ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 34 00:01:23,693 --> 00:01:27,563 ♪ The answer ♪ 35 00:01:29,232 --> 00:01:32,068 ♪ I will ♪ 36 00:01:32,168 --> 00:01:34,770 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 37 00:01:34,871 --> 00:01:37,440 ♪ To find you ♪ 38 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:40,476 ♪ To find ♪ 39 00:01:40,576 --> 00:01:43,759 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 40 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,616 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 41 00:01:46,716 --> 00:01:50,052 ♪ All that you want ♪ 42 00:01:52,021 --> 00:01:54,790 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 43 00:01:54,891 --> 00:01:57,493 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 44 00:01:57,593 --> 00:02:00,463 ♪ Won't be ♪ 45 00:02:00,563 --> 00:02:03,166 ♪ Granted ♪ 46 00:02:03,266 --> 00:02:06,936 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 47 00:02:07,036 --> 00:02:12,742 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 48 00:02:14,777 --> 00:02:18,147 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 49 00:02:18,247 --> 00:02:22,952 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 50 00:02:23,052 --> 00:02:25,521 ♪ One ♪ 51 00:02:25,621 --> 00:02:28,224 ♪ To one ♪ 52 00:02:28,324 --> 00:02:31,093 ♪ What's love ♪ 53 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:37,033 ♪ In war? ♪ 54 00:02:49,245 --> 00:02:50,746 Keep stirring, Jack. 55 00:02:50,846 --> 00:02:52,324 Eddie Earl's coming to dinner to maybe invest 56 00:02:52,348 --> 00:02:53,983 in Daddy's wrestling league. 57 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:56,018 This cake is our way of saying "please." 58 00:02:56,118 --> 00:02:58,821 "Please" sounds better with cake. 59 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,123 I got a good feeling about this. 60 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,992 Great. 61 00:03:03,092 --> 00:03:05,228 Hope your good feelings turn into money. 62 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,234 You stole a piece of cake. 63 00:03:11,334 --> 00:03:13,069 - No, I didn't. - Don't be sinning 64 00:03:13,169 --> 00:03:14,046 twice at once... Stealing and lying. 65 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:15,438 Move it. 66 00:03:15,538 --> 00:03:17,206 You said I could have a piece. 67 00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:19,175 After Eddie had his! Pants down! 68 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:20,443 I'm sorry, Mommy. 69 00:03:20,543 --> 00:03:22,678 Too late for sorry. Pants down! 70 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:30,152 Aah! 71 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,623 The hell's going on? 72 00:03:33,723 --> 00:03:35,157 He stole a piece of cake, then lied! 73 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,059 I won't be mother to a liar. 74 00:03:37,159 --> 00:03:38,694 Eddie's due any second, Carol! 75 00:03:39,362 --> 00:03:40,596 You're unreal. 76 00:03:42,732 --> 00:03:44,799 Aah! 77 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,535 You got the sponsorship, Tom! 78 00:03:46,636 --> 00:03:48,480 This is gonna be great for the whole town of Duffy. 79 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:50,104 It's the start of something great, Eddie. 80 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,611 Eddie Earl's giving us some money! 81 00:03:55,711 --> 00:03:57,446 Daddy is so happy. 82 00:04:00,549 --> 00:04:05,087 Now, Jack, a mommy's job is to show her son how to behave. 83 00:04:05,187 --> 00:04:06,789 "Chasten thy son while there is hope, 84 00:04:06,889 --> 00:04:09,025 and let not thy soul spare for his crying." 85 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,960 Proverbs 19:18. 86 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:14,030 You became a better person today. 87 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:16,799 I'll get some cream for your boo-boos. 88 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,173 Thirty-six hours of steady rainfall 89 00:04:24,273 --> 00:04:26,475 have left many homeless in the Metro area, 90 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:28,110 knee-deep in flood waters. 91 00:04:29,879 --> 00:04:31,147 Put my phone down. 92 00:04:31,247 --> 00:04:32,924 You gonna use the landline till I find Ace. 93 00:04:32,948 --> 00:04:35,217 Ace don't wanna be found. 94 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:37,586 This is Dad's belt. 95 00:04:37,687 --> 00:04:41,924 And I wear it sometimes to remind me to not be you. 96 00:04:42,024 --> 00:04:46,862 I been thinking a lot about you, how you behaved. 97 00:04:46,962 --> 00:04:48,364 Well, boo-hoo. 98 00:04:48,464 --> 00:04:50,366 Now, give me my phone. 99 00:04:50,466 --> 00:04:52,368 Ace needs to be left alone. 100 00:04:52,468 --> 00:04:54,837 You don't know what Ace needs any more than I do. 101 00:04:54,937 --> 00:04:57,739 Know this though... if me and Ace end up killing each other, 102 00:04:57,740 --> 00:05:00,042 you will have played a big part in why. 103 00:05:34,076 --> 00:05:34,977 Ohh... 104 00:05:35,077 --> 00:05:36,712 Oh... ah! 105 00:05:36,812 --> 00:05:37,947 Ah... 106 00:05:46,422 --> 00:05:48,624 Ah... ah! Shit. 107 00:06:06,942 --> 00:06:08,324 Aah... 108 00:06:08,444 --> 00:06:11,313 Ohh... fuck! 109 00:06:12,815 --> 00:06:14,283 One more. 110 00:06:14,383 --> 00:06:16,085 I can't. 111 00:06:16,185 --> 00:06:18,154 I disagree. Come on. 112 00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:25,060 Here we go. 113 00:06:25,161 --> 00:06:28,344 Push. Come on. 114 00:06:28,464 --> 00:06:30,166 - Uhh... - Yes! 115 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:32,368 - Nice. - Okay. 116 00:06:35,504 --> 00:06:37,005 - Look great. - Yeah. Thanks for 117 00:06:37,006 --> 00:06:39,208 pushing me to dig deep. 118 00:06:39,308 --> 00:06:42,912 In that case, one more set. 119 00:06:43,012 --> 00:06:44,847 I... ha. 120 00:06:50,553 --> 00:06:52,988 You're a good son, Deandre, buying me this bed. 121 00:06:53,088 --> 00:06:55,458 Too generous. 122 00:06:55,558 --> 00:06:58,093 Oh, look, Pops, now that I'm the champ at Dystopia, 123 00:06:58,194 --> 00:07:00,075 I make this in a day. 124 00:07:00,196 --> 00:07:02,898 Yeah. I worry about you in that car crash wrestling 125 00:07:02,998 --> 00:07:04,800 they do at Dystopia. 126 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,403 You'd never catch Rocky Johnson 127 00:07:07,503 --> 00:07:10,005 using barbed wire to beat a man. 128 00:07:10,105 --> 00:07:12,741 - Do it with his bare hands. - Ha ha. Look, Pops. 129 00:07:12,842 --> 00:07:14,944 I got this. Look, I'm gonna go work out. 130 00:07:15,044 --> 00:07:16,721 Now, you text me if you invite a lady over here 131 00:07:16,745 --> 00:07:18,247 to break in your new bed. 132 00:07:18,347 --> 00:07:20,249 I'ma need the heads up. 133 00:07:20,349 --> 00:07:22,351 - Okay. - Okay? 134 00:07:22,451 --> 00:07:24,386 - All right, son. - All right, now listen. 135 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:27,256 I know how loud you can get. 136 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:40,135 Let's rip this fart together. 137 00:07:40,236 --> 00:07:41,937 Hell yeah. 138 00:07:43,372 --> 00:07:45,941 The time has finally come. 139 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:48,644 He's one of the greatest to ever step between the ropes, 140 00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:52,114 three-time World Champion, six-time Tag Team Champion, 141 00:07:52,214 --> 00:07:55,017 the only man to wrestle three different species 142 00:07:55,117 --> 00:07:56,318 and defeat two of them. 143 00:07:56,418 --> 00:07:59,021 It's the "Wild Bill Hancock" podcast! 144 00:07:59,121 --> 00:08:00,756 Diego Cottonmouth here, 145 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:03,325 your masked menace luchador, producing. 146 00:08:03,425 --> 00:08:05,060 Bill, you said you wanted to cover 147 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,829 not just wrestling, but life. 148 00:08:06,929 --> 00:08:10,366 You want each episode to be wide-ranging and estranging. 149 00:08:10,466 --> 00:08:12,334 Diego, my goal is to use the truth 150 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:14,369 to offend as many people as I can. 151 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,972 So, look, lots to discuss, 152 00:08:17,072 --> 00:08:19,375 but your fans got tons of questions, 153 00:08:19,475 --> 00:08:21,386 and they're gonna fast forward until they get the answers. 154 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:23,245 So let's talk DWL first. 155 00:08:23,345 --> 00:08:25,047 Folks have had difficulty 156 00:08:25,147 --> 00:08:27,783 following all the swerves at the DWL lately... 157 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,619 Uh, Crystal defeating both you and Jack Spade. 158 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,922 Defeat's a dubious conclusion. 159 00:08:33,022 --> 00:08:34,382 Well, she has the belt. You do not. 160 00:08:34,423 --> 00:08:35,624 Is that not a defeat? 161 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,259 A setback is not a defeat. 162 00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:38,727 Uh-huh. 163 00:08:38,827 --> 00:08:41,764 Now, Crystal, in her rise to DWL champ, 164 00:08:41,864 --> 00:08:45,067 had stints as Ace Spade and Bobby Pin's valet. 165 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:46,635 Correct. 166 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,972 But she re-enlisted as your valet, Bunny Bombshell. 167 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,041 I saved that lassie from the swamp. 168 00:08:52,141 --> 00:08:54,243 But the moment I was in need of the very services 169 00:08:54,343 --> 00:08:55,945 a valet renders, 170 00:08:56,045 --> 00:08:58,047 she forgot everything I'd done for her. 171 00:08:58,147 --> 00:09:01,317 The only reason she can hang with the big boys 172 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,352 is 'cause I taught Crystal Tyler 173 00:09:03,452 --> 00:09:05,154 everything she knows! 174 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,823 Now she's proving herself worthy to learn the rest of it 175 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,824 in the opposing corner of the ring. 176 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:13,128 I don't care if you're a man, woman, or alien species. 177 00:09:13,228 --> 00:09:15,664 You step through those ropes and cross The Bill, 178 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,566 you're gonna get the horns. Life is long. 179 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:19,034 Yessir. 180 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:20,579 Tell us what occurred at the State Fair 181 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:21,770 with Charlie Gully then. 182 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:23,339 My sense of honor occurred! 183 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:25,608 Gully crashed our event. I took umbrage. 184 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:27,309 Yeah. Y-you claimed 185 00:09:27,409 --> 00:09:30,679 you had a bout of, uh, involuntary digestive distress. 186 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,615 I've stated facts. 187 00:09:32,715 --> 00:09:35,184 God created the sphincter so that shitting, by design, 188 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,819 would be voluntary. 189 00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:38,797 The sphincter's a goddamn damper for the rectum. 190 00:09:38,821 --> 00:09:41,056 Asses don't leak unless they're poisoned! 191 00:09:41,156 --> 00:09:42,836 Yet, despite that, you swallowed your shame 192 00:09:42,925 --> 00:09:44,393 in pursuit of the belt. 193 00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:46,395 I'm a competitor first, gentleman second. 194 00:09:46,495 --> 00:09:49,745 Charlie Gully attempted to disrupt an athletic contest. 195 00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:52,167 Once I discovered I had some... 196 00:09:52,267 --> 00:09:55,070 accidental excrement pooled in the seat of my pants, 197 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:56,405 I made use of it. 198 00:09:56,505 --> 00:09:58,574 You threw a clothesline. 199 00:09:58,674 --> 00:10:00,609 And then I shit-stamped his face. 200 00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:02,745 It was as if fate herself proclaimed, 201 00:10:02,845 --> 00:10:05,294 "Here is a man you'd like to eat shit 202 00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:07,816 presenting his mouth as a fortuitous receptacle." 203 00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:09,318 Boom! 204 00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:11,520 Lemons into lemonade, kids. 205 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:13,188 Whoo! 206 00:10:23,032 --> 00:10:24,275 Hey, I'm gonna grab some Egg McMuffins. 207 00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:25,401 You want one? 208 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:26,735 - No. - How about for Jack? 209 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,971 - Jack's outta town. - Till when? 210 00:10:29,071 --> 00:10:31,840 We gotta promote the next show. Did he give you a script? 211 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:33,709 No. Just said I was "in charge." 212 00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:35,577 Holy shit! Was he stoned? 213 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,146 Wait, you're in charge? 214 00:10:37,246 --> 00:10:39,548 Yay! Girl power! 215 00:10:39,648 --> 00:10:41,183 I gotta focus. 216 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:43,152 A McGriddle 'n' sausage? 217 00:10:43,252 --> 00:10:45,154 Go. 218 00:10:55,097 --> 00:10:58,067 Watch that one there. 219 00:11:00,636 --> 00:11:02,538 - Next leg! - Hey! 220 00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:05,374 Hey! 221 00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:07,576 Shit! You okay?! 222 00:11:07,676 --> 00:11:08,877 Sprained my ankle. 223 00:11:08,977 --> 00:11:11,026 You got another line you can toss down? 224 00:11:11,146 --> 00:11:12,815 - Janice! - What?! 225 00:11:12,915 --> 00:11:14,516 There's a guy down here! 226 00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:15,927 Says he might have broke his ankle. 227 00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,853 I'll call in a rescue chopper. 228 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:20,088 No, no, I said I sprained it! I-it's just a sprain. 229 00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:22,124 A sprain can be worse than a break. 230 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,394 Can you just let me try to climb up, please? 231 00:11:25,494 --> 00:11:27,696 All right, Janice, no chopper this time. 232 00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:29,531 Just drop down another harness. 233 00:11:29,631 --> 00:11:32,267 Let's help this guy out. 234 00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:34,737 So I was thinking we do a backstage interview, 235 00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:36,138 a medical update on Wild Bill 236 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,682 after Crystal kicked him into oblivion. 237 00:11:37,706 --> 00:11:39,074 Bill cuts a promo. 238 00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:41,009 - Shifts the blame to the crowd. - I love it. 239 00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:43,911 We should make Bobby our backstage roving reporter. 240 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,348 His leg's still healing but he's so... 241 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,549 Stiff and robotic. 242 00:11:47,649 --> 00:11:48,717 Done. 243 00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:50,919 So Bobby gets Bill's reaction 244 00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:52,299 to all that went down last week. 245 00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:54,523 Crystal won is what went down. 246 00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:56,258 Yes, she did. 247 00:11:56,358 --> 00:11:58,127 So, Bill tells the crowd how tough you are, 248 00:11:58,227 --> 00:12:00,629 but then he calls you a piece of shit 249 00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,474 so that he can bring it all back around later, 250 00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:04,538 saying, "All that nice stuff I said about you before 251 00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:05,610 "is just gonna make beating your ass 252 00:12:05,634 --> 00:12:06,635 all the more sweet!" 253 00:12:06,735 --> 00:12:08,036 Perfect. 254 00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:09,577 And you don't need to give me my due. 255 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:10,706 I took it! 256 00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:12,574 It's going in. 257 00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:16,145 Hey. 258 00:12:16,245 --> 00:12:18,714 Willie, is Ace doing all right? 259 00:12:18,814 --> 00:12:20,225 Right now, Ace is just a blinking dot 260 00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:21,850 on his mother's phone somewhere not here. 261 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,153 Could be two towns over, could be Tallahassee. 262 00:12:24,253 --> 00:12:26,088 The only thing that Jack suggested 263 00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:28,557 was that we start off with your championship celebration. 264 00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:30,358 So I'm thinking you come out on the mic, 265 00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:32,504 you know, "Pound for pound, I'm the best wrestler there is 266 00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:34,763 "in the DWL, and I'm on top 267 00:12:34,863 --> 00:12:36,899 because you all believed in me!" 268 00:12:36,999 --> 00:12:38,714 Really make the crowd feel part of it. 269 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,636 Y'all have taken me this far, 270 00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:43,605 and it's gon' be one hell of a ride 271 00:12:43,705 --> 00:12:45,306 seeing where we go from here... 272 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,442 - Together. - Exactly! 273 00:12:47,543 --> 00:12:49,521 You're the antithesis of Bill, but we don't wanna see 274 00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:51,046 the two of you mixing it up again 275 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,348 until we string the story out further. 276 00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:56,351 So instead, we have The Dad interrupting on the mic, 277 00:12:56,451 --> 00:12:58,220 you know, as a sort of surrogate for Bill, 278 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,131 complaining about a woman holding a man's title, 279 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,223 blah, blah. 280 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:02,591 Wait, The Dad? 281 00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:04,760 He's... he's so nice. 282 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,261 - Dad's a douche. - Oh, really? 283 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:07,162 I didn't know that. 284 00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:08,997 In the story. Keep up, kid. 285 00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,767 I'm sorry. You said it so emphatically. 286 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,077 I've got no idea what he's like in real life. 287 00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:15,102 I should probably find out if he's even a real dad. 288 00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,772 Ha. Okay. 289 00:13:16,872 --> 00:13:19,908 Maybe The Dad says some shit like, 290 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:23,612 "You're welcome to become 'The Stepmom' and do my laundry." 291 00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:24,880 Shit, now I hate The Dad. 292 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,481 Now I wanna see you beat his ass. 293 00:13:26,582 --> 00:13:28,817 Well, why not just whoop his ass right then and there? 294 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:31,620 - Why wait? - Roses for Crystal, 295 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,689 the new champ, left outside. 296 00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:35,290 "Secret Admirer." 297 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,626 What? 298 00:13:37,726 --> 00:13:40,729 These are the first flowers for me ever. 299 00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:42,764 Just know that Secret Admirer 300 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,867 might also be a secret serial killer. 301 00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,637 Oh, uh, Jack left Willie in charge. 302 00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:50,606 I know. So great, right? 303 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,087 Girl power! 304 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,218 - Girl power! - Please stop saying that. 305 00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:54,943 Girl power! 306 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,793 Hear there's a new El Jefe in the house! 307 00:13:57,893 --> 00:14:00,649 Hey! La Jefa! Wilheminia! 308 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,784 Great. Jack's just taking some days off. 309 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,787 Bill, did you just call Willie a heifer? 310 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,156 La Jefa is The Boss in Spanish, Debbie. 311 00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:09,617 Crystal, you gotta check the 'Gram. 312 00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:11,540 You're getting marriage proposals. 313 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,728 Roses too. Secret admirers. 314 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,197 Okay. Here's what I'm thinking... 315 00:14:15,297 --> 00:14:17,666 Will, two secs. Gotta send a text. 316 00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:19,268 I don't care, Paula, 317 00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:22,271 whether it's cash, comma, Bitcoin, comma, 318 00:14:22,371 --> 00:14:24,439 or doubloons, comma... Get me paid. 319 00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:25,741 And send. 320 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:27,910 Thank you. Carry on. 321 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:30,279 Okay. So we're gonna kick it off with a celebration 322 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:32,281 of Crystal's championship... - Willie, sorry. 323 00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:33,682 What is a doubloon? 324 00:14:33,782 --> 00:14:35,217 Ancient Spanish currency. 325 00:14:35,317 --> 00:14:37,397 How ancient, like back when they bankrolled Columbus? 326 00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:38,921 Guys. 327 00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:40,131 Columbus was a genocidal assassin 328 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:41,756 hired by racist Spaniards. 329 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,058 They're called Conquistadors, 330 00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:44,693 and they learned that from the Romans. 331 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,194 So, Bill's backstage. 332 00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:48,239 - Bobby, now you're a reporter. - Cool. Yeah, use me 333 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,765 - how you need me. - Ooh, Bobby's 334 00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:52,000 a "free use" guy, folks! 335 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,602 Hey, hey! Got a surprise. 336 00:14:53,702 --> 00:14:55,170 Follow me! 337 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,738 If it's his dick in a hotdog bun, 338 00:14:56,838 --> 00:14:58,273 I'm grabbing and not letting go. 339 00:15:07,582 --> 00:15:09,284 - Dad! - Hey, there's my buddy! 340 00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:10,319 How you doing? 341 00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:11,386 Where'd you go, Dad? 342 00:15:11,486 --> 00:15:13,455 I... 343 00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:15,123 I-I just been at home. 344 00:15:15,223 --> 00:15:17,826 I miss you. Can you come get me? 345 00:15:17,926 --> 00:15:19,795 Y-yessir. Yessir. 346 00:15:19,895 --> 00:15:21,663 I just gotta do a little something first. 347 00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,231 Won't be long though. 348 00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:25,076 Could you put your mother on the phone for a second? 349 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,401 She's on a run. 350 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,671 Dad, when can I come back to school? 351 00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:32,921 We-we met with the school. You're no longer suspended. 352 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,643 Mommy said they hadn't decided yet. 353 00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,782 I will call your Mom to clarify... we'll-we'll fix it. 354 00:15:40,882 --> 00:15:41,850 Okay, Dad. Thanks. 355 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,352 I love you. 356 00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:45,287 Love you too, buddy. You stay positive. 357 00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:54,696 - Whoa! - Whoo! 358 00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:01,503 Yeah, look at that, dude. That looks awesome. 359 00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:03,672 Surprise! 360 00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:05,706 - I kept the secret. - You did! 361 00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:06,784 Man, imagine "Call of Duty" on this. 362 00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:08,843 No, no, no. "Mario Kart." 363 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,521 - I call Toad. - Oh, I call Diddy Kong, so... 364 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:12,661 Diddy Kong hasn't been in "Mario Kart" since the Wii. 365 00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:13,782 Yeah, did not know that. 366 00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:15,183 Too generous, Eddie. 367 00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,184 Hell yeah. You can watch vignettes, 368 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,253 backstage stuff, interviews. 369 00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:21,857 Totally. Okay, okay. Back to work, folks! 370 00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:23,157 We can also have movie nights. 371 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,559 Oh, show 'em the features, honey. 372 00:16:24,659 --> 00:16:26,928 No. Why don't we set that tutorial up for later? 373 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,206 Oh, no, no. You're gonna love this. 374 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,145 You're gonna wanna see what this can do. 375 00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,110 We gotta over what the plan is. Everyone please shut up! 376 00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:34,036 Sorry, Annie, it's just... 377 00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:35,350 We should have called first. 378 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,972 I am so sorry. 379 00:16:37,072 --> 00:16:39,074 Jack left Willie in charge. 380 00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:41,410 Oh, well, isn't that just wonderful? 381 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,010 Everything is great. 382 00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:44,211 Just, you know, as usual, there's a lot to do. 383 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,092 So thank you for this. We'll put it to good use. 384 00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:47,649 We're so grateful. 385 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,051 Everyone, start warming up. 386 00:16:49,151 --> 00:16:52,653 Bill, may I speak to you privately for a minute? 387 00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:54,222 Jack is gone. Ace is gone. 388 00:16:54,322 --> 00:16:56,038 I need you to be ring general out there, 389 00:16:56,158 --> 00:16:58,069 not number one Jackass on the Jackass Most Wanted List. 390 00:16:58,093 --> 00:16:59,428 Help me keep the group focused. 391 00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:01,029 Coach 'em up. Keep 'em disciplined. 392 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:03,031 - Got it? - Aye, aye, Kommandant. 393 00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,300 Give a jangle if you need a sounding board. 394 00:17:07,969 --> 00:17:09,404 Okay. 395 00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:12,574 Good and generous, Earl family. 396 00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:14,242 You must excuse us. 397 00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:16,111 We gotta whip this unit into a shape 398 00:17:16,211 --> 00:17:18,413 worthy enough to be on your big screen TV. 399 00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:20,324 Uh, it-it's actually a video wall. 400 00:17:20,348 --> 00:17:22,317 Jim, it appears your life philosophy 401 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,052 is to wait till someone says something, 402 00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:25,821 then make them feel stupid for saying it. 403 00:17:28,857 --> 00:17:30,425 I'm just trying to tell the truth, 404 00:17:30,525 --> 00:17:32,260 even if it offends someone, Bill! 405 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,763 Ooh, my bro listened to our podcast. 406 00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,464 All right, well, we'll let y'all get to work, kids. 407 00:17:36,465 --> 00:17:38,667 Okay. How about a round of applause... 408 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,103 - Yes. - For Eddie and Annie. 409 00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:43,405 Whoo! 410 00:17:43,505 --> 00:17:47,209 Okay, Crystal, and Jim the Giant Jesuit, 411 00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:48,510 you're up first. Into the ring. 412 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,713 How much did that cost? I won't tell anybody. 413 00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:54,429 Bro, 46 people including Big Jim 414 00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:55,884 have already streamed the podcast! 415 00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:57,552 That's so cool, man. You deserve it. 416 00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,654 Thanks, man. Yeah, I'm telling you, man, 417 00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:01,754 they gotta start listening to my ideas around here. 418 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,835 I'm gonna get some graphics templates for this video wall 419 00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:05,293 up our game. 420 00:18:05,393 --> 00:18:07,433 I can help bring this place to whole new level, bro. 421 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,997 I- I hope they listen to you, man. 422 00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:11,833 - Your genius is untapped. - Ha ha ha. Yes, it is. 423 00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:14,970 Oh! 424 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,871 Don't worry. You got two of 'em. 425 00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:19,074 D, hey, uh... 426 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:21,375 when Crystal kissed me at the fair... 427 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,011 - Mm-hmm. - What do you think 428 00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:24,713 - that meant? - Didn't see it. 429 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,781 - She tongue you? - No. 430 00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:28,617 Did she suck on your lip? 431 00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:30,528 Like, you know, kinda clamping down for a second, 432 00:18:30,552 --> 00:18:33,188 then pulling back and making a very faint popping sound? 433 00:18:33,288 --> 00:18:35,357 - No. - Did she lean onto your thigh 434 00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:36,992 and kinda, you know, linger there, 435 00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:38,960 perching her entire bodyweight onto you, 436 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,596 centering it with her crotch? 437 00:18:41,696 --> 00:18:45,033 No, it did not happen in the way that you just described. 438 00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,748 Based on all that, no clue. 439 00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,937 Ask her what the kiss meant. 440 00:18:49,037 --> 00:18:51,249 How in the heck am I supposed to ask a question like that? 441 00:18:51,273 --> 00:18:52,917 Well, you just asked me a question like that. 442 00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:54,576 Ask her the same question. 443 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,445 Bro, she's getting marriage proposals and flowers 444 00:18:57,546 --> 00:19:00,415 and she's hot as shit and also very, very cool. 445 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,551 - Mm-hmm. - It's a miracle she's single. 446 00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:03,884 Make your move. 447 00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:05,500 Her lips have at least touched yours. 448 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,289 It was a kiss on the lips, right? 449 00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:08,499 Don't be fucking telling me it was 450 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,090 on the forehead or on your cheek. 451 00:19:10,091 --> 00:19:11,169 Oh, no, no, no. Lips were involved. 452 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,561 Hers and mine. 453 00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:15,262 Ha ha ha. Make your intentions known. 454 00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:18,400 If you whiff, on to the next. 455 00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:22,837 - Uhh! - Good. Knee. 456 00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:30,278 Great. Here we go. 457 00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,215 - Whoo! - Oh! 458 00:19:33,315 --> 00:19:36,117 Yeah! 459 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,286 That is how we do it. 460 00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:41,203 Wow. 461 00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:56,238 Your Volvo needs an alignment. 462 00:19:58,306 --> 00:19:59,650 I still can't believe you survived. 463 00:19:59,674 --> 00:20:01,875 I know how to fall. 464 00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,878 I was a wrestler. 465 00:20:03,979 --> 00:20:06,348 Professional wrestler. 466 00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,117 Ice every 15 minutes. 467 00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:11,319 And next hike, leave the soccer shoes behind. 468 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,754 Just get yourself some Merrells. 469 00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:14,489 They got 52 million styles. 470 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,758 But don't get cute and buy their clogs. 471 00:20:16,858 --> 00:20:20,095 Clogs are only good for getting the mail. 472 00:20:20,195 --> 00:20:21,896 Hey. 473 00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,279 Stay a little longer. 474 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,136 We can get high. Fool around. 475 00:20:28,236 --> 00:20:30,038 All of us. 476 00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:31,740 He must be concussed. 477 00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,419 I thought y'all were being nice 'cause you wanted to hook up. 478 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,479 Come on, buddy! Read the room! 479 00:20:37,579 --> 00:20:39,647 Pal, if you interpret being nice as an invitation to fuck, 480 00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:41,950 you don't know what being nice looks like. 481 00:20:44,386 --> 00:20:46,755 I misinterpreted the situation. 482 00:20:46,855 --> 00:20:48,156 Yes, you did. 483 00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:50,825 Damn. Be better. 484 00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:57,699 Charlie Gully attempted to disrupt 485 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,434 an athletic contest. 486 00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:02,637 Once I discovered I had some... accidental excrement 487 00:21:02,737 --> 00:21:06,274 pooled in the seat of my pants, I made use of it. 488 00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:08,209 You threw a clothesline. 489 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,744 And then I shit-stamped his face. 490 00:21:09,844 --> 00:21:11,780 It was as if fate her... 491 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,148 One second, Pop. 492 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,222 Hey, it's Charlie. Leave a message. 493 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,357 Gully, it's Rooster. 494 00:21:22,457 --> 00:21:24,359 We need to meet up. 495 00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:27,329 Someone is talking shit about you. 496 00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:06,800 Fuck! 497 00:22:06,801 --> 00:22:07,969 Aah! 498 00:22:08,069 --> 00:22:10,472 Gah... ohh! Ow! 499 00:22:10,572 --> 00:22:14,376 Ah! Ah! 500 00:22:17,779 --> 00:22:21,049 Anytime you want to switch beds, Love, just let me know. 501 00:22:21,149 --> 00:22:23,685 I like the air kind. 502 00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:24,862 Dad called while you were running. 503 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,222 He said I can go back to school. 504 00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:28,756 Oh. 505 00:22:28,757 --> 00:22:30,759 Maybe the school finished their paperwork. 506 00:22:30,859 --> 00:22:32,527 He said he was home all this time. 507 00:22:32,627 --> 00:22:34,596 You said he was on a trip. 508 00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:36,498 Well, he must have come back early. 509 00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:39,934 Are you and Dad getting divorced? 510 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,304 I want to be home. 511 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,906 It's okay, love. 512 00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:46,307 It's not. 513 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,676 You said he was on a trip. You lied. 514 00:22:48,777 --> 00:22:50,697 You're not a good mommy to keep me away from him. 515 00:22:50,812 --> 00:22:52,080 Hey. 516 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,616 Mister, sit yourself up right now. 517 00:22:54,716 --> 00:22:56,551 You will not say that to Mommy! 518 00:22:56,651 --> 00:22:58,620 You have no idea what it is to be a mommy! 519 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,489 You can't just say those words and not have them hurt me. 520 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,334 And you can't say them thinking they will hurt me 521 00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:04,402 and expect me to just sit here and take it. 522 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,794 You understand? 523 00:23:05,894 --> 00:23:07,128 I'm sorry, Mommy. 524 00:23:07,228 --> 00:23:09,030 I don't wanna be mean. I'm just sad. 525 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:10,532 I miss Daddy. 526 00:23:10,632 --> 00:23:12,834 I miss him so much. 527 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,313 Hey, y'all. 528 00:23:25,413 --> 00:23:27,896 Everything okay? 529 00:23:50,605 --> 00:23:52,373 You did a good job with this script. 530 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,575 It's all over the place. 531 00:23:53,675 --> 00:23:54,709 It's real good. 532 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,811 Can't be great in the first draft. 533 00:23:56,911 --> 00:23:59,180 Jack left you in charge 'cause he trusts you won't 534 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,882 completely fuck it up like I might. 535 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,626 Don't shit on it or I'll have to tackle you. 536 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,853 That'd be a bad thing? 537 00:24:05,753 --> 00:24:07,021 Uh no, I gotta focus. 538 00:24:07,121 --> 00:24:09,224 So The Dad ragdolls Crystal through the table. 539 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:10,558 She'll sell it well. Like it. 540 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:11,993 We just can't book some bullshit 541 00:24:12,093 --> 00:24:13,471 where she gets to glow-up without getting 542 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,729 her ass kicked sometimes. 543 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,149 Jack and I thought the same thing. 544 00:24:16,231 --> 00:24:17,398 Keep her down on the farm 545 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,742 so she's got adversity to overcome. 546 00:24:18,766 --> 00:24:20,502 That's what they're paying to see. 547 00:24:20,602 --> 00:24:22,379 Narrative wise, when women conquer a man's world, 548 00:24:22,403 --> 00:24:23,671 men don't exactly roll over. 549 00:24:23,771 --> 00:24:25,540 No, they go back hard. 550 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,076 But that's what she wanted, right, to win the belt? 551 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:31,312 Man had the belt, so to win the belt she had to fight men. 552 00:24:31,412 --> 00:24:32,652 Whether she deserves it or not, 553 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,724 she's gotta get her face pushed in a few times. 554 00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:35,708 What do you mean "whether she deserves it or not"? 555 00:24:35,783 --> 00:24:37,661 Can't say she deserves to get her face pushed in. 556 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,387 If you get in a boxing ring, 557 00:24:39,487 --> 00:24:41,856 do you deserve or not deserve to get punched? 558 00:24:41,956 --> 00:24:43,725 Are we saying Crystal was unaware 559 00:24:43,825 --> 00:24:46,361 of the pitfalls of her pursuits? 560 00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:47,929 Okay. 561 00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,240 So The Dad ragdolls Crystal through the table. 562 00:24:49,264 --> 00:24:50,899 She's out cold. It's brutal. 563 00:24:50,999 --> 00:24:52,500 But then she stirs. 564 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,644 She needs to sell the pain to the crowd. 565 00:24:53,668 --> 00:24:55,503 Hit all the "-izes." 566 00:24:55,603 --> 00:24:58,840 Let them empathize and realize and Crystalize her pain. 567 00:24:58,940 --> 00:24:59,874 Okay. 568 00:25:02,010 --> 00:25:04,245 Hey. I'm working on the next card. 569 00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:05,813 Wow, you're working late, huh? 570 00:25:05,914 --> 00:25:07,782 How long you think you'll be? 571 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,384 I don't know. Jack left me in charge. 572 00:25:09,484 --> 00:25:10,294 I gotta figure it all out... The card, 573 00:25:10,318 --> 00:25:11,419 the stories, all of it. 574 00:25:11,519 --> 00:25:12,696 Jack's letting you book matches now? 575 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,056 Believe me, I know. 576 00:25:15,156 --> 00:25:17,225 Well, Robin needs help writing an essay. 577 00:25:17,325 --> 00:25:18,760 I guess you're the helper. 578 00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:20,762 Ted, if it makes you feel better, 579 00:25:20,862 --> 00:25:22,573 Willie's cooking up probably one of the best shows 580 00:25:22,597 --> 00:25:23,798 we've ever done. 581 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,366 Hello, Bill. 582 00:25:25,466 --> 00:25:27,435 She's working us all into overtime, Tedly. 583 00:25:27,535 --> 00:25:30,438 But when the material's good, you don't mind. 584 00:25:30,538 --> 00:25:32,040 Uh-huh. 585 00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:34,609 Well, I'll let you two go. 586 00:25:41,115 --> 00:25:43,217 "But then she stirs..." 587 00:25:53,294 --> 00:25:55,630 Come home, please. 588 00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:58,433 How the fuck you find me? 589 00:25:58,533 --> 00:26:01,469 "Find my Phone" app on Mom's phone. 590 00:26:01,569 --> 00:26:03,171 Mom's tracking me? 591 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,640 You share locations. 592 00:26:07,642 --> 00:26:09,510 You're still in the family plan. 593 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,746 When I die and go to hell, first thing I'm gonna do 594 00:26:11,846 --> 00:26:14,648 is find Steve Jobs and beat the fuck outta him. 595 00:26:14,649 --> 00:26:16,150 I hope that's not true. 596 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,052 For you or Steve Jobs. 597 00:26:18,152 --> 00:26:21,756 Unless he was... unless he was mean to his cats or something. 598 00:26:28,162 --> 00:26:29,697 You look kinda banged up. 599 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,634 You're looking kinda "fuck you." 600 00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:35,603 Never again. 601 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,408 Just opted out of Family Sharing. 602 00:26:40,508 --> 00:26:42,076 Now fuck off. 603 00:26:43,111 --> 00:26:46,561 I was hoping that I was gonna have you at "come home." 604 00:26:46,681 --> 00:26:48,883 Fuck off's just the tip of the icicle-dick, Jack. 605 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,619 Fuck you with a massive icicle-dick. 606 00:26:55,757 --> 00:26:57,434 - You should call housekeeping. - You should fuck off. 607 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,727 With an icicle-dick. I heard you. 608 00:27:02,864 --> 00:27:04,999 Was the room this trashed when you checked in? 609 00:27:05,099 --> 00:27:06,768 Nope. Had a bash. 610 00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:08,646 Been meeting some great people across the U.S. of A.! 611 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,138 Cool. 612 00:27:13,975 --> 00:27:16,277 I got some cash on hand from our last gate receipts. 613 00:27:16,377 --> 00:27:18,913 Figured that if you're gonna be gone for good, you'd need it. 614 00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,516 Stealing from the DWL bank now, huh? 615 00:27:21,616 --> 00:27:23,017 It's hard to steal from what's ours. 616 00:27:23,117 --> 00:27:25,620 Don't say ours. You made me think it was ours. 617 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,222 It's yours. Dad bequeathed the DWL to you. 618 00:27:28,322 --> 00:27:30,525 - Because he wanted me cursed. - Well, cursed my ass. 619 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:32,036 I seen the buzz building with Crystal. 620 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,861 Without me. 621 00:27:33,961 --> 00:27:35,830 DWL's taking off like you always dreamt. 622 00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,650 Yet my brother's in a Mississippi motel room 623 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,367 and my wife's near left me. 624 00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:41,002 Maybe you should ask yourself why. 625 00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:42,379 What the fuck do you think led me here! 626 00:27:42,403 --> 00:27:44,639 Mom's phone. 627 00:27:46,841 --> 00:27:49,711 I'm here, hat in hand, 628 00:27:49,811 --> 00:27:51,345 because I have been thinking about it. 629 00:27:51,446 --> 00:27:52,613 About how to get sympathy. 630 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,482 About my brother. 631 00:27:54,582 --> 00:27:56,317 About how my actions 632 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:58,219 have affected you 633 00:27:58,319 --> 00:27:59,921 and Staci and Thomas. 634 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:02,823 "Dear old brother Ace," blah. 635 00:28:02,824 --> 00:28:07,228 "Wife and son," blah. 636 00:28:07,328 --> 00:28:09,697 Heard it all before, Jack! 637 00:28:09,797 --> 00:28:11,075 This is not going how I expected. 638 00:28:11,099 --> 00:28:12,767 'Cause you're not scripting it. 639 00:28:12,867 --> 00:28:14,402 I'm not just gonna say 640 00:28:14,502 --> 00:28:15,546 - what you want me to. - I kno... 641 00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:16,704 I know all that. 642 00:28:16,804 --> 00:28:19,907 I need to say something, 643 00:28:20,007 --> 00:28:22,310 and then I will leave. 644 00:28:26,047 --> 00:28:27,281 May I sit? 645 00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:43,698 When Bill came to you... 646 00:28:43,798 --> 00:28:45,700 with that big-time contract offer, 647 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,068 I was stunned. 648 00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:48,770 I wasn't. 649 00:28:50,738 --> 00:28:53,875 Not because I don't realize how great you are, 650 00:28:53,975 --> 00:28:57,812 but because I'd come to rely on your talent, your persona. 651 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:01,315 It was dynamic. 652 00:29:01,415 --> 00:29:03,885 DWL was working. 653 00:29:03,985 --> 00:29:05,686 And I could see our shared future together. 654 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,089 And then Bill showed up... 655 00:29:08,189 --> 00:29:10,725 with a golden ticket just for you. 656 00:29:12,927 --> 00:29:15,463 I was not prepared for that. 657 00:29:17,398 --> 00:29:19,580 You were gonna take your talents elsewhere. 658 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,837 Just like LeBron, motherfucker. 659 00:29:25,106 --> 00:29:27,408 When that happened, that... that threw me. 660 00:29:29,744 --> 00:29:32,313 I guess it kinda... 661 00:29:32,413 --> 00:29:36,918 I-I... I don't guess. 662 00:29:37,018 --> 00:29:41,189 It knocked me down, and I was gutted. 663 00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:47,395 Then I was embarrassed that, uh... 664 00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:50,832 that I wasn't offering up congratulations to you. 665 00:29:54,468 --> 00:29:57,705 And whether that was desperation or envy... 666 00:29:57,805 --> 00:30:00,774 - Both. - What I am sure of is that I... 667 00:30:00,775 --> 00:30:03,077 Humiliated me. 668 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,951 I used what I knew as your brother, 669 00:30:10,051 --> 00:30:14,755 things only a brother would know... 670 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,757 to push your buttons. 671 00:30:17,758 --> 00:30:20,194 That, you did. 672 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:25,199 Then instead of owning up to that, like a decent person... 673 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:31,472 I told myself it was for your own good. 674 00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:39,113 Dad killing himself fucked me up. 675 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,085 More than I care to admit. 676 00:30:46,621 --> 00:30:48,389 More than I thought. 677 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:57,398 I loved him so much. 678 00:30:57,498 --> 00:31:01,269 I hated him so much. 679 00:31:01,369 --> 00:31:04,605 And I glossed over all that 'cause I couldn't change it. 680 00:31:07,755 --> 00:31:09,944 The love, the hate. 681 00:31:10,044 --> 00:31:12,246 The way he was, the way he wasn't. 682 00:31:14,782 --> 00:31:16,984 The way he went out. 683 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:24,191 You and me are trying to survive after finding out 684 00:31:24,292 --> 00:31:26,594 that Spade men aren't supposed to survive. 685 00:31:29,864 --> 00:31:32,166 We're supposed to come home 686 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:35,736 and blow our heads off on the back porch 687 00:31:35,836 --> 00:31:38,406 and let our sons clean us up. 688 00:31:38,506 --> 00:31:41,242 My God. 689 00:31:43,511 --> 00:31:45,793 That's... terrible. 690 00:31:45,913 --> 00:31:48,182 Jack, that's... 691 00:31:49,383 --> 00:31:52,153 I am truly sorry 692 00:31:52,253 --> 00:31:54,455 for the way that I've treated you. 693 00:32:01,028 --> 00:32:03,197 Please come home. 694 00:32:06,534 --> 00:32:09,303 Give me a chance to be a great brother to you. 695 00:32:14,709 --> 00:32:16,844 You were never a bad big brother. 696 00:32:16,944 --> 00:32:18,612 Only lately. 697 00:32:21,649 --> 00:32:24,652 I'm not a good guy who deserves a great brother anyway. 698 00:32:24,752 --> 00:32:26,887 I'm a shit heap all on my own. 699 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,323 No, you're not. 700 00:32:29,423 --> 00:32:31,058 Then you don't know me very well. 701 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,594 I know the heart of you. 702 00:32:36,030 --> 00:32:40,634 Good uncle, teammate, friend. 703 00:32:40,735 --> 00:32:43,904 Jack, I'm not a good guy. 704 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,007 Farthest thing from it. 705 00:32:46,107 --> 00:32:49,143 These people loved you before I turned you Heel. 706 00:32:51,145 --> 00:32:53,381 Let me help make it right. 707 00:32:57,118 --> 00:33:00,121 Jack, you know what I realized on this trip? 708 00:33:02,903 --> 00:33:06,627 After several disturbing 709 00:33:06,727 --> 00:33:08,309 interactions... 710 00:33:13,434 --> 00:33:15,736 I'm not good at making new friends. 711 00:33:17,838 --> 00:33:20,107 I haven't made a new friend in years. 712 00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:21,475 Making friends was never hard 713 00:33:21,575 --> 00:33:23,444 because I was always part of a team. 714 00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:25,713 I had, like, instafriends, guys I met through sports. 715 00:33:25,813 --> 00:33:28,215 Everyone kind of had to be my friend. 716 00:33:28,315 --> 00:33:30,451 - That's not true. - Don't tell me that. 717 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:32,386 I do bad shit. 718 00:33:32,486 --> 00:33:33,954 I say dumb things. I do dumb things. 719 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,190 I broke Bobby's leg. 720 00:33:36,290 --> 00:33:38,392 I left the DWL because no one really likes me. 721 00:33:38,492 --> 00:33:39,994 I'm gone because any other promotion 722 00:33:40,094 --> 00:33:41,262 would have run me outta town. 723 00:33:41,362 --> 00:33:42,830 We're not any other promotion. 724 00:33:42,930 --> 00:33:44,097 But the worst thing I've done... 725 00:33:44,098 --> 00:33:47,301 the worst thing I've done 726 00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:49,737 is I told you you were gonna stay in Duffy 727 00:33:49,837 --> 00:33:51,672 and kill yourself like Dad. 728 00:33:56,177 --> 00:33:57,912 It's forgotten. 729 00:33:58,012 --> 00:33:59,814 I'm reminding you. 730 00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:01,981 I'm that guy. 731 00:34:01,982 --> 00:34:06,620 I'm the guy who said that. 732 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,389 What kind of guy says that to his brother? 733 00:34:08,489 --> 00:34:10,057 Me. 734 00:34:10,157 --> 00:34:12,626 It's in the past. Don't matter. 735 00:34:12,726 --> 00:34:16,097 Everything that came to me after that statement, 736 00:34:16,197 --> 00:34:17,965 I set in motion. 737 00:34:18,065 --> 00:34:19,332 That's not true. 738 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,135 Yes, it is. 739 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:25,473 And yeah, yeah, 740 00:34:25,573 --> 00:34:29,290 you were kinda dick-ish about the belt, 741 00:34:29,410 --> 00:34:32,513 but I didn't have to say that. 742 00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:34,949 And yet I did. 743 00:34:35,049 --> 00:34:38,419 And I did it because I'm a selfish fuck 744 00:34:38,519 --> 00:34:40,721 who was praised his whole life for sports. 745 00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:43,090 And now that sports are over, 746 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:45,826 I don't know what the fuck to do when I don't get it. 747 00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:55,136 I'm gonna go out and get us some food. 748 00:34:58,272 --> 00:35:01,342 I'm not coming home, Jack. 749 00:35:29,236 --> 00:35:32,139 Lord, please help me. 750 00:35:35,976 --> 00:35:40,381 Please... help me. 751 00:35:44,285 --> 00:35:47,288 I need help, Lord. 752 00:35:54,461 --> 00:35:56,797 You know where you're going next? 753 00:35:56,897 --> 00:36:01,202 Some wonderful, unknown place called "Not Duffy." 754 00:36:03,637 --> 00:36:06,006 I dunno. Due West? 755 00:36:06,106 --> 00:36:08,856 That's what they say, right? 756 00:36:08,976 --> 00:36:11,178 "Go West, young man. 757 00:36:11,278 --> 00:36:13,247 You're not getting younger." 758 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,456 Sometimes I think about Dad... 759 00:36:24,425 --> 00:36:27,428 And if he's happier... dead. 760 00:36:30,998 --> 00:36:32,933 You ever wonder if it's like... 761 00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:36,570 worse? What comes after this life? 762 00:36:38,472 --> 00:36:40,574 I'm just focused on this life. 763 00:36:44,511 --> 00:36:47,848 I think the thing that made Dad a sad man 764 00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:51,418 is that... 765 00:36:51,518 --> 00:36:53,821 he wanted something he never got. 766 00:36:56,023 --> 00:36:59,360 And it made him sad and... mean. 767 00:37:01,895 --> 00:37:04,865 I don't want something so much like being famous 768 00:37:04,965 --> 00:37:07,968 that I become sad and mean. 769 00:37:11,905 --> 00:37:14,108 The only thing that keeps me going is not that I think 770 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:17,478 that this life's gonna be better, but... 771 00:37:19,713 --> 00:37:22,783 that what comes after we die might be worse. 772 00:37:25,019 --> 00:37:26,787 I made life hard on you. 773 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,625 I shouldn't have. 774 00:37:35,429 --> 00:37:37,865 I'm really sorry. 775 00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:45,706 Thanks for coming all the way out here, Jack, really. 776 00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:48,776 If you ever feel bad about how things went down, 777 00:37:48,876 --> 00:37:51,779 just... 778 00:37:51,879 --> 00:37:54,081 let it go. 779 00:37:54,181 --> 00:37:56,850 It's forgiven. For reals. 780 00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:04,058 I care about you so very much. 781 00:38:04,158 --> 00:38:05,492 I see that. 782 00:38:05,592 --> 00:38:07,728 Thanks. 783 00:38:14,868 --> 00:38:16,637 Uh... 784 00:38:20,274 --> 00:38:22,409 Please. 785 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:26,814 For gas money and the room damage. 786 00:39:01,662 --> 00:39:03,350 Put me down you big oaf. 787 00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:06,086 - Come on. Come on. Over! - Help! 788 00:39:06,186 --> 00:39:07,721 Fuck you, Cottonmouth. 789 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:10,891 Hey. 790 00:39:10,991 --> 00:39:13,494 Hey, Willie, I've been working on my reporter voice. 791 00:39:13,594 --> 00:39:15,162 Which sucks. Diego. 792 00:39:15,262 --> 00:39:16,542 Tell me why you're doing the move 793 00:39:16,597 --> 00:39:17,564 I scripted for The Dad. 794 00:39:17,664 --> 00:39:18,832 I told y'all. 795 00:39:18,932 --> 00:39:20,332 I just thought me ragdolling Crystal 796 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:21,648 might be more unexpected. 797 00:39:21,769 --> 00:39:23,537 For who, me? 798 00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,014 'Cause I was up till 2:00 working on that shit. 799 00:39:25,038 --> 00:39:26,907 I just thought you'd maybe like this better. 800 00:39:27,007 --> 00:39:28,975 - It's totally my fault. - It's not totally your fault. 801 00:39:28,976 --> 00:39:31,020 The fault is all of yours for not doing what I wrote. 802 00:39:31,044 --> 00:39:33,380 Would you do this to Jack? Huh? I don't think so. 803 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,082 Hey, y'all gotta watch this. 804 00:39:35,182 --> 00:39:36,450 No, Debbie. Not now. 805 00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:39,086 Willie, I mean it. 806 00:39:39,186 --> 00:39:40,821 If you're just joining us, shocking video 807 00:39:40,921 --> 00:39:43,357 has surfaced of NFL linebacker Chris DeLeo 808 00:39:43,457 --> 00:39:44,458 assaulting his wife. 809 00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:51,331 Go [bleep, bleep]. 810 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,802 The football star ragdolling his wife 811 00:39:54,902 --> 00:39:56,537 follows a disturbing trend of athletes 812 00:39:56,637 --> 00:39:58,305 and domestic violence, 813 00:39:58,405 --> 00:40:01,541 including all-star shortstop Joe Kwitkowski 814 00:40:01,542 --> 00:40:03,710 caught punching his girlfriend at a Las Vegas casino. 815 00:40:03,811 --> 00:40:05,546 White House Press Secretary Millicent Burgin 816 00:40:05,646 --> 00:40:07,815 had this comment moments ago. 817 00:40:07,915 --> 00:40:09,983 The President condemns the current wave 818 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,152 of violence as highlighted by the rash 819 00:40:12,252 --> 00:40:15,289 of pro athletes caught on camera pummeling women. 820 00:40:15,389 --> 00:40:16,889 This Saturday, he and the First Lady 821 00:40:16,890 --> 00:40:19,960 will lead a call-to-action march on the National Mall 822 00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:22,696 in an effort to wipe out this national scourge. 823 00:40:22,796 --> 00:40:23,964 Informal protests 824 00:40:24,064 --> 00:40:25,608 have begun to form outside the headquarters 825 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,235 of the NFL and MLB. 826 00:40:28,335 --> 00:40:32,973 When we come back, red wine, superfood or super poison? 827 00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:36,276 Wow. 828 00:40:36,376 --> 00:40:39,513 Y'all take the rest of the day. 829 00:40:39,613 --> 00:40:41,048 Turn that shit off. 830 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,822 And then I shit-stamped his face. 831 00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:51,291 Oh, they fuckin' with you, Charlie, 832 00:40:51,391 --> 00:40:53,794 and they fuckin' with your business. 833 00:40:53,894 --> 00:40:57,164 - Wild Bill has a lotta fans. - Boom! 834 00:40:57,264 --> 00:40:59,480 Yeah, they're having a nice laugh. 835 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,068 They think they're funny, guys. 836 00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:03,250 - Yeah, I can be funny. - Very. 837 00:41:03,370 --> 00:41:05,839 I can be funny, too. 838 00:41:10,644 --> 00:41:13,427 "Winning this title is by far 839 00:41:13,547 --> 00:41:16,416 the greatest moment in my life. 840 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,919 A life that hasn't been too full of 'em. 841 00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:23,590 When I won that strap, I was on top of the world 842 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,192 and y'all helped put me there. 843 00:41:29,563 --> 00:41:32,032 - Hey, you. - Hey. 844 00:41:32,132 --> 00:41:33,877 We're supposed to take the rest of the day off. 845 00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:36,003 I was just thinking about how things might go 846 00:41:36,103 --> 00:41:38,205 when Willie and Jack talk. 847 00:41:38,305 --> 00:41:40,250 Just wanted to walk through some stuff I was thinking. 848 00:41:40,274 --> 00:41:41,575 Makes sense. 849 00:41:41,675 --> 00:41:43,524 You think they're gonna, you know, maybe... 850 00:41:43,644 --> 00:41:44,878 - Change things up? - Yeah. 851 00:41:44,978 --> 00:41:46,880 Yeah. I... 852 00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:48,381 I get why. 853 00:41:48,382 --> 00:41:50,126 Yeah, it's like, you know, when a big tornado 854 00:41:50,150 --> 00:41:51,518 devastates a town. 855 00:41:51,618 --> 00:41:53,287 No one wants to watch a tornado movie. 856 00:41:53,387 --> 00:41:54,720 Hmm. Yeah. 857 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:55,989 I just... 858 00:41:56,089 --> 00:41:57,691 I just want to wrestle. 859 00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,903 I can't tell people what things can mean or should mean 860 00:41:59,927 --> 00:42:02,195 or how whatever they're watching means what it means. 861 00:42:05,866 --> 00:42:07,301 You wanna get something to eat? 862 00:42:07,401 --> 00:42:09,736 Yeah. Sure. 863 00:42:09,836 --> 00:42:10,804 Cool. 864 00:42:12,039 --> 00:42:13,954 Crystal, I gotta ask you something. 865 00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:17,182 Yes, I was afraid Diego was gonna drop me. 866 00:42:17,277 --> 00:42:19,680 No. 867 00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:22,783 Uh, did it mean anything when you kissed me at the fair? 868 00:42:25,152 --> 00:42:27,120 Saying good night? 869 00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:29,723 I thought I felt certain, uh, 870 00:42:29,823 --> 00:42:32,459 a certain something extra. 871 00:42:32,559 --> 00:42:35,329 Tch. Uh... 872 00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:38,378 Not really. 873 00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:40,467 No. 874 00:42:40,567 --> 00:42:44,638 Okay then. Yeah, it's, uh, 875 00:42:44,738 --> 00:42:46,273 Sorry to have asked. 876 00:42:46,373 --> 00:42:48,609 I guess you can't really help it if you're naturally 877 00:42:48,709 --> 00:42:50,143 really good at it. 878 00:42:50,243 --> 00:42:54,982 When it means something... this is how I kiss. 879 00:43:04,825 --> 00:43:06,360 Any other questions? 880 00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:08,862 - Nope. - Good. 881 00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:12,079 Now if you don't mind, after dinner, 882 00:43:12,179 --> 00:43:14,968 we should probably just go to our neutral corners. 883 00:43:15,068 --> 00:43:16,336 Cool down. 884 00:43:16,436 --> 00:43:17,437 Focus. 885 00:43:17,537 --> 00:43:19,673 Sure. Yeah. 886 00:43:21,341 --> 00:43:23,152 I'm just gonna kiss you one more time first, though. 887 00:43:23,176 --> 00:43:24,911 Sounds good to me. 888 00:43:40,394 --> 00:43:41,361 Hey. 889 00:43:42,963 --> 00:43:44,031 Found him. 890 00:43:44,865 --> 00:43:46,913 He's not coming back. 891 00:43:47,034 --> 00:43:49,269 Sorry, Jack. 892 00:43:49,369 --> 00:43:50,937 He's going West. 893 00:43:51,038 --> 00:43:54,373 Where, not sure. 894 00:43:54,374 --> 00:43:55,642 Wow. 895 00:43:56,076 --> 00:43:57,344 Yeah. 896 00:43:59,646 --> 00:44:00,881 Yep. 897 00:44:01,148 --> 00:44:03,083 How's things here? 898 00:44:05,298 --> 00:44:06,787 You haven't seen the news? 899 00:44:06,887 --> 00:44:09,423 I've been calling you, texting you, nothing. 900 00:44:09,523 --> 00:44:11,692 - Uh-uh. - Okay. 901 00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:15,429 All right, well, we need a women's division. 902 00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:17,397 It's time. 903 00:44:17,497 --> 00:44:18,932 Okay. 904 00:44:19,032 --> 00:44:20,701 Okay. So here, here's what I think we do. 905 00:44:20,801 --> 00:44:22,145 I think we bring in some stringers for a while. 906 00:44:22,169 --> 00:44:24,004 Women, you know, we can't have Crystal 907 00:44:24,104 --> 00:44:26,239 getting beat on each week by every man on our roster. 908 00:44:26,339 --> 00:44:28,474 And vice versa, she can't run through everyone. 909 00:44:28,475 --> 00:44:30,620 It's a nice little story, we've pulled it off this far. 910 00:44:30,644 --> 00:44:33,346 But it's not sustainable for business. 911 00:44:35,582 --> 00:44:38,952 You all right? 912 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:42,556 Look, there's a reason your dad didn't want Ace doing this. 913 00:44:42,656 --> 00:44:45,258 He didn't think he was built for it. 914 00:44:45,358 --> 00:44:47,294 He did think it was for you. 915 00:44:49,296 --> 00:44:51,007 Last couple days have been good for me though. 916 00:44:51,031 --> 00:44:52,599 You know, I think I really found 917 00:44:52,699 --> 00:44:54,339 some story areas that we can write toward, 918 00:44:54,434 --> 00:44:56,603 that we can keep exploring. 919 00:44:56,703 --> 00:44:58,972 I'm excited about where we can go. 920 00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:01,655 Just sorry we had to pivot a bit with Crystal. 921 00:45:01,775 --> 00:45:04,444 She's really something, Jack. 922 00:45:04,544 --> 00:45:05,979 I don't want to talk about Crystal. 923 00:45:08,014 --> 00:45:11,251 I'm... 924 00:45:11,351 --> 00:45:13,386 rethinking everything. 925 00:45:17,624 --> 00:45:19,392 Understood. 926 00:45:21,495 --> 00:45:23,230 See you later. 927 00:45:52,859 --> 00:45:55,929 How in the hell did you get in here?! 928 00:45:56,029 --> 00:45:57,764 Still got my key. 929 00:45:57,864 --> 00:45:59,900 You should really get a keypad, Jack. 930 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,800 We had trouble working the spotlight at first. 931 00:46:01,835 --> 00:46:03,703 But luckily my cousin Paul spent a summer 932 00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:05,205 touring with Billy Squire. 933 00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:06,873 What was Squire's hit song again, Paul? 934 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:09,409 - "Stroking"? - "Stroke Me!" 935 00:46:09,509 --> 00:46:11,578 Get off my property. Now. 936 00:46:14,781 --> 00:46:16,082 Turnabout's fair play, Jack. 937 00:46:16,183 --> 00:46:18,185 You came on my property, now I'm on yours. 938 00:46:18,285 --> 00:46:19,953 I thought about sticking one of those 939 00:46:20,053 --> 00:46:21,731 big red bows they put on new cars on myself, 940 00:46:21,755 --> 00:46:23,890 but that seemed like overkill. 941 00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:26,893 Big boy, I'm here to give props. 942 00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:28,671 I thought you'd painted yourself into a corner 943 00:46:28,695 --> 00:46:30,096 at the State Fair. 944 00:46:30,197 --> 00:46:31,707 But uh, you booked your way right out of that. 945 00:46:31,731 --> 00:46:34,768 I mean, Crystal. Wow, my hat is off. 946 00:46:34,868 --> 00:46:36,369 - Literally. - Very nice of you 947 00:46:36,469 --> 00:46:38,438 to drive all this way just to put me over. 948 00:46:38,538 --> 00:46:40,774 I want both of us to get over. I got a big heart. 949 00:46:40,874 --> 00:46:44,010 It's time we did a cross-promotion. 950 00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:47,581 Your guys against my guys, one ring, red rover red rover. 951 00:46:47,681 --> 00:46:49,349 People go nuts. We get rich. 952 00:46:49,449 --> 00:46:50,984 No, thank you. 953 00:46:51,084 --> 00:46:52,686 Leave your key on the way out. 954 00:46:52,786 --> 00:46:54,855 A smart man, a man with dreams and obligations, 955 00:46:54,955 --> 00:46:57,591 stops walking for a second and hears me out. 956 00:46:57,691 --> 00:46:59,359 Would that get you on your way faster? 957 00:46:59,459 --> 00:47:00,727 Think about it. 958 00:47:00,827 --> 00:47:02,829 I got your expat Rooster here on my payroll. 959 00:47:02,929 --> 00:47:05,298 You decided to fuck with me and punch me three times. 960 00:47:05,398 --> 00:47:08,835 That crime is the most viewed video on Dystopia's Instagram. 961 00:47:08,935 --> 00:47:11,238 Bill and his big hairy fuck buddy Diego 962 00:47:11,338 --> 00:47:13,807 started talking shit about me on their brand new podcast. 963 00:47:13,907 --> 00:47:15,709 Now I wanna beat their brains in. 964 00:47:15,809 --> 00:47:17,410 All of this is "free story," Jack, 965 00:47:17,510 --> 00:47:20,780 the most precious commodity in our business. 966 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:24,217 Jack, you know I was the best on the DWL roster, 967 00:47:24,317 --> 00:47:27,687 and you can get all of this back. 968 00:47:27,787 --> 00:47:30,156 At least for a couple of cards. 969 00:47:30,257 --> 00:47:32,259 - Fuck you, Deandre. - Ha ha ha. 970 00:47:32,359 --> 00:47:33,627 Fuck you, Jack. 971 00:47:33,727 --> 00:47:34,871 You fucking with my money when 972 00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:36,396 you fucking with Dystopia. 973 00:47:36,496 --> 00:47:38,732 Oh, listen, all of you were fucking with me. 974 00:47:38,832 --> 00:47:40,867 I went down to Florida to get my brother. 975 00:47:40,967 --> 00:47:43,236 Come clean, Charlie. You were poaching Ace. 976 00:47:43,336 --> 00:47:45,305 Poaching Ace just like you poached Rooster. 977 00:47:45,405 --> 00:47:48,108 Don't use the poach on me like I'm some fucking animal. 978 00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:50,043 Or an egg. 979 00:47:50,143 --> 00:47:52,078 Look, Jack, I just offered a couple guys a job. 980 00:47:52,178 --> 00:47:53,513 Okay? 981 00:47:53,613 --> 00:47:55,448 Everyone is very tense with being fucked with. 982 00:47:55,548 --> 00:47:58,018 But here's the thing, we live in an extraordinary time. 983 00:47:58,118 --> 00:48:00,420 The meaning of "fuck with" has changed. 984 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,056 The meaning of "fuck with" has evolved. 985 00:48:03,156 --> 00:48:04,891 How's it go again Rooster? 986 00:48:04,991 --> 00:48:07,761 If I "fuck with" somebody, it used to be bad. 987 00:48:07,861 --> 00:48:09,162 Now it can be good. 988 00:48:09,262 --> 00:48:13,033 So, if "I fucks with you," then we good. 989 00:48:13,133 --> 00:48:16,536 So I wanna take the old definition, 990 00:48:16,636 --> 00:48:19,039 "You fucked with me," bad, and turn it into, 991 00:48:19,139 --> 00:48:20,774 "I fucks with you," good. 992 00:48:20,874 --> 00:48:22,609 Am I getting it right, Rooster? 993 00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:24,044 Oh, you're a quick learner, Gully. 994 00:48:24,144 --> 00:48:25,712 Yeah, well, young people keep me young. 995 00:48:25,812 --> 00:48:28,014 Jack, there's money lying on the floor. 996 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:31,284 And all we gotta do is bend over and pick it up. 997 00:48:31,384 --> 00:48:32,752 Not interested. 998 00:48:32,852 --> 00:48:34,754 Jack, I'm here with an olive branch. 999 00:48:34,854 --> 00:48:36,756 Shove it up your ass. 1000 00:48:36,856 --> 00:48:38,959 That's not a nice thing to say. 1001 00:48:39,059 --> 00:48:42,562 That's not a nice thing to do with an olive branch. 1002 00:48:42,662 --> 00:48:45,198 When someone presents you with a peace offering, 1003 00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:47,400 especially a potentially lucrative one, 1004 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:49,060 you should treat it with some affection, 1005 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:53,206 not tell a guy to jam it up his bum. 1006 00:48:53,306 --> 00:48:56,076 Would you take my olive branch out of my bum, Jack? 1007 00:48:56,176 --> 00:48:58,745 That way we can have peace, profit, and by the way, 1008 00:48:58,845 --> 00:48:59,813 we can have olives. 1009 00:48:59,913 --> 00:49:00,823 You like olives, Rooster? 1010 00:49:00,847 --> 00:49:01,982 Yes. 1011 00:49:02,082 --> 00:49:03,850 Jack don't. Ha ha. 1012 00:49:03,950 --> 00:49:06,619 So maybe we should just go on ahead and go home. 1013 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,654 That's a great idea. 1014 00:49:07,754 --> 00:49:09,222 Get the fuck on your way. 1015 00:49:09,322 --> 00:49:10,882 Okay, Jack, I guess the time for smokin' 1016 00:49:10,924 --> 00:49:12,926 the peace pipe is over. 1017 00:49:13,026 --> 00:49:14,961 What in the hell is happening? 1018 00:49:15,061 --> 00:49:16,763 How many people you got hiding around here? 1019 00:49:16,863 --> 00:49:20,700 Jack, this fireplug of a man is my attorney Sam Burphy. 1020 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,869 He practices in Florida and Georgia, 1021 00:49:22,969 --> 00:49:25,238 but he especially enjoys Georgia because he says 1022 00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:27,040 it's like fish in a barrel up here. 1023 00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:28,707 Sick 'em, Counselor. 1024 00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:30,443 This is personal injury litigation 1025 00:49:30,543 --> 00:49:32,321 pursuant to you trespassing onto petitioner's property 1026 00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:33,813 and punching petitioner in the face. 1027 00:49:33,913 --> 00:49:34,991 Yeah. You can't do that, Jack. 1028 00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:36,092 That's assault and battery. 1029 00:49:36,116 --> 00:49:37,384 And that's against the law. 1030 00:49:37,484 --> 00:49:38,818 My body is my body. 1031 00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:40,286 I have a right to its safety. 1032 00:49:40,387 --> 00:49:41,621 You violated it. 1033 00:49:41,721 --> 00:49:43,332 I lost a crown, I lost the feeling in my jaw, 1034 00:49:43,356 --> 00:49:44,958 and I also lost about $3 million 1035 00:49:45,058 --> 00:49:46,926 worth of personal credibility. 1036 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,728 You've been served. 1037 00:49:48,828 --> 00:49:50,897 - I'm so good at that. - Mm-hmm. 1038 00:49:50,997 --> 00:49:55,368 Ah-ah-ah, Jack. Paul's recording. 1039 00:49:55,468 --> 00:49:57,871 Also, an officer of the court is present, me. 1040 00:49:57,971 --> 00:50:00,106 So one punch under these circumstances 1041 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:01,486 will secure petitioner's victory 1042 00:50:01,574 --> 00:50:03,743 and bring on a second lawsuit, which 1043 00:50:03,843 --> 00:50:05,111 petitioner will also win. 1044 00:50:06,279 --> 00:50:08,039 Let me stick my chin out there for you, Jack. 1045 00:50:08,114 --> 00:50:11,718 Go ahead. No? 1046 00:50:11,818 --> 00:50:14,988 All right, slugger, very good. 1047 00:50:15,088 --> 00:50:18,224 You seem to fancy yourself a master storyteller. 1048 00:50:18,324 --> 00:50:19,726 Well, tell me a story about a man 1049 00:50:19,826 --> 00:50:21,826 who thinks he can punch people without consequence. 1050 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,466 That story is not this story. 1051 00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:29,035 But in the spirit of burying the hatchet, 1052 00:50:29,135 --> 00:50:32,072 you get to decide what the consequence will be. 1053 00:50:32,172 --> 00:50:34,274 You help me restore my honor in the ring 1054 00:50:34,374 --> 00:50:37,910 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia 1055 00:50:37,911 --> 00:50:40,613 or I hit you back and take everything you got. 1056 00:50:44,951 --> 00:50:47,120 It is not for me to ask you 1057 00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:49,255 why the consequences of punching me 1058 00:50:49,355 --> 00:50:50,990 never occurred to you. 1059 00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:53,293 Maybe they did, and you dismissed them. 1060 00:50:53,393 --> 00:50:55,428 Not smart. 1061 00:50:55,528 --> 00:50:59,199 So you decide if you wanna take the olive branch 1062 00:50:59,299 --> 00:51:02,402 out of my bum and work together 1063 00:51:02,502 --> 00:51:06,206 or if you wanna watch me take every goddamn dollar you make 1064 00:51:06,306 --> 00:51:08,341 for the rest of your goddamn life. 1065 00:51:12,011 --> 00:51:14,581 I look forward to hearing from you. 1066 00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:18,518 All right, everybody, back on the bus. 1067 00:51:36,870 --> 00:51:39,105 Can't believe you found me. 1068 00:51:39,205 --> 00:51:41,508 I care about you. 1069 00:51:41,608 --> 00:51:43,409 We shared a lot. 1070 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,552 How's that? Tender? 1071 00:51:52,652 --> 00:51:54,187 Yeah, a little. 1072 00:51:56,890 --> 00:51:58,558 Thought about you today. 1073 00:52:00,894 --> 00:52:02,128 You look different. 1074 00:52:03,696 --> 00:52:04,964 How so? 1075 00:52:05,064 --> 00:52:06,833 You didn't have any clothes on. 1076 00:52:09,035 --> 00:52:10,904 Aah! 1077 00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:12,839 That's for Bobby, motherfucker! 1078 00:52:12,939 --> 00:52:13,987 Payback time! 1079 00:52:14,107 --> 00:52:15,141 Get him! 1080 00:52:16,476 --> 00:52:17,810 What the fuck are you doing?! 1081 00:52:17,911 --> 00:52:19,445 Fucking you up! 1082 00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:22,582 Dad? 1083 00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:25,518 Say again, Mr. Spade? 1084 00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:30,056 Oh, he said, "Hold it together, Ace!" 1085 00:52:30,156 --> 00:52:31,756 I named you Ace because you're aces, Ace. 1086 00:52:31,824 --> 00:52:34,627 Number one! I warned you don't give up the fight! 1087 00:52:34,727 --> 00:52:36,796 Compete! Compete! 1088 00:52:36,896 --> 00:52:37,797 Compete! 1089 00:52:49,209 --> 00:52:53,146 Oh, shit. 1090 00:53:01,521 --> 00:53:05,325 It's so sexist that we can't have male wrestlers 1091 00:53:05,425 --> 00:53:07,627 beating on female wrestlers because people 1092 00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,996 get upset when they see real men beat real women. 1093 00:53:10,096 --> 00:53:11,477 I mean, okay, fine. 1094 00:53:11,578 --> 00:53:14,667 But how come they can't separate the two? 1095 00:53:14,767 --> 00:53:19,005 I, me, the Debs, know Crystal getting punched in the face 1096 00:53:19,105 --> 00:53:20,840 is pretend, for my entertainment, 1097 00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:24,110 just like when it happens to Jack or Diego or Bill. 1098 00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:26,145 I said this exact thing to Bobby. 1099 00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:28,414 Why can't people find it cool that a man 1100 00:53:28,514 --> 00:53:31,216 twice the size of Crystal is launching her across the room? 1101 00:53:31,217 --> 00:53:34,254 She's a character. She's not dead, okay? 1102 00:53:34,354 --> 00:53:36,656 She has the belt. We're gonna make sure she wins. 1103 00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:40,092 We just don't want it to look implausible every second. 1104 00:53:40,093 --> 00:53:41,827 She needs something to fight against. 1105 00:53:41,828 --> 00:53:45,097 You show me a woman who doesn't have to fight against men. 1106 00:53:45,098 --> 00:53:47,834 You can't. It's so sexist! 1107 00:53:47,934 --> 00:53:51,117 And the heck with the women who can't handle watching it. 1108 00:53:51,237 --> 00:53:55,608 I'm so sick of estrogen and fragile female egos. 1109 00:54:00,179 --> 00:54:02,348 Not sure it's fragility or estrogen. 1110 00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:03,883 It might just be people not wanting 1111 00:54:03,983 --> 00:54:05,094 to be thinking about bad stuff while they're 1112 00:54:05,118 --> 00:54:06,452 being entertained. 1113 00:54:06,552 --> 00:54:08,488 That might be it too. 1114 00:54:08,588 --> 00:54:10,523 What do I know? 1115 00:55:03,376 --> 00:55:05,678 Is it too late to say sorry? 1116 00:55:09,382 --> 00:55:13,486 I'm sorry I put the DWL first. 1117 00:55:13,586 --> 00:55:16,456 And I'm sorry that I haven't been the best me. 1118 00:55:16,556 --> 00:55:19,826 I'm sorry I kept your son from you. 1119 00:55:19,926 --> 00:55:23,162 I'm sorry. 1120 00:55:23,262 --> 00:55:26,833 I'm... I'm sorry too. 1121 00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:29,969 I love you so much. 1122 00:55:30,069 --> 00:55:33,039 I love you. 1123 00:55:33,139 --> 00:55:35,007 He missed you. 1124 00:56:02,602 --> 00:56:04,837 - Want Mama's bacon? - Yes, please. 1125 00:56:04,937 --> 00:56:05,905 Thank you very much. 1126 00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:31,898 Uh, Mom doesn't want me home. 1127 00:56:31,998 --> 00:56:33,933 Can I stay here? 1128 00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:36,235 Uncle Ace! 1129 00:56:36,335 --> 00:56:37,470 Of course. 1130 00:56:38,971 --> 00:56:40,173 I missed you. 1131 00:56:40,273 --> 00:56:42,241 Hey, dude.