1 00:00:35,178 --> 00:00:38,147 Launch meeting. 2 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:40,483 Carrie Bradshaw! 3 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:42,790 - Hey, girl! - Hi. 4 00:00:42,819 --> 00:00:44,363 Um, first off, I just wanna say 5 00:00:44,387 --> 00:00:47,023 thank you for Zooming with me on a Sunday morning. 6 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,401 I'm just so f'ing backed up right now. 7 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:50,993 Oh, not a problem. 8 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:53,396 A Zoom any time for this book tour is, 9 00:00:53,463 --> 00:00:56,432 ya know, beats flying coach out of Newark. 10 00:00:56,732 --> 00:00:59,111 Hilarious. You're so f'ing funny. 11 00:00:59,135 --> 00:01:00,913 Um, okay, so how much time have you got? 12 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:03,806 Whatever you need. I'm... 13 00:01:03,873 --> 00:01:05,875 Forty, 45 minutes? Is that good? 14 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:08,220 Oh, God no. We don't need that much. 15 00:01:08,244 --> 00:01:09,588 Let's just fly right through this. 16 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:11,747 Oh, okay. Okay, then. 17 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:13,716 Okay, so I Googled you, 18 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:16,361 - and it looks like you've written a shit-ton of books. - Uh-huh. 19 00:01:16,385 --> 00:01:19,431 - Yes. - Okay, uh, "Sex and the City"? 20 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:21,934 - I feel you, girl. - Yeah, that was my first book. 21 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:25,294 Okay, "Menhattan"? Oh, I get it. 22 00:01:25,361 --> 00:01:27,206 It's like "Manhattan," but with "men." 23 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:29,532 - Yes, yes, yes. - Hilarious. 24 00:01:29,599 --> 00:01:34,170 Okay, uh, so tell me about your new book, "Loved & Lost." 25 00:01:34,237 --> 00:01:35,404 Tell you? 26 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:38,674 I'm, I'm sorry, did, did you not read the book? 27 00:01:39,108 --> 00:01:40,552 Oh, my bad. 28 00:01:40,576 --> 00:01:42,245 I'm just so f'ing slammed 29 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:43,956 with all my other content right now. 30 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:47,283 But for my followers, what's it about? 31 00:01:48,251 --> 00:01:49,452 Death. 32 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:52,688 Hilarious. Okay. 33 00:01:52,755 --> 00:01:56,159 No, for real, what's it about? Go. 34 00:01:56,559 --> 00:01:59,228 It's a book about my husband dying. 35 00:02:05,635 --> 00:02:11,741 So, girl... what lipstick shades are you just loving right now? 36 00:02:15,044 --> 00:02:16,312 Oh, thank God. 37 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:32,728 Oh, shit. Oh, no! 38 00:02:32,795 --> 00:02:34,840 Oh, shit. Shit. My alarm didn't go off. 39 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:37,042 - What time is it? - Uh, it's 10 A.M. 40 00:02:37,066 --> 00:02:40,236 - Fuck! - And it's Sunday. 41 00:02:40,303 --> 00:02:41,304 It is? 42 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:44,783 Oh, wow. I have lost all my bearings 43 00:02:44,807 --> 00:02:46,175 since becoming a nomad. 44 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:49,178 A nomad... in cute little pajamas. 45 00:02:49,245 --> 00:02:51,290 How about we hold off on the fashion critiques 46 00:02:51,314 --> 00:02:52,991 till after I've had my coffee, huh? 47 00:02:53,015 --> 00:02:56,061 Sorry. I just wasn't expecting the hearts. 48 00:02:56,085 --> 00:02:57,496 Yeah? 49 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,855 Well, life is full of surprises. 50 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:02,491 Yeah, that's true. 51 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,278 What are you working on? 52 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:06,462 My divorce papers. 53 00:03:08,631 --> 00:03:10,943 - You're doing it yourself? - Yeah. 54 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:13,478 I mean, it's pretty straightforward. It's a no-fault divorce. 55 00:03:13,502 --> 00:03:16,072 Must be nice to have a no-fault divorce. 56 00:03:16,372 --> 00:03:19,412 Mine's an all-my-fault divorce. 57 00:03:24,547 --> 00:03:27,984 Oh, my God! Rock's Ralph Lauren ad is out! 58 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:29,061 - Cool. - Really?! 59 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:30,786 - I gotta call Charlotte. - Nice! 60 00:03:30,853 --> 00:03:33,222 Oh! 61 00:03:33,956 --> 00:03:35,133 Hello! 62 00:03:35,157 --> 00:03:38,597 Hi! I just saw Rock's ad! It's amazing! 63 00:03:38,661 --> 00:03:41,440 Isn't it? We didn't even know it was coming out today 64 00:03:41,464 --> 00:03:43,375 till Anthony showed up with 10 papers. 65 00:03:43,399 --> 00:03:46,245 My phone has been ringing off the hook all morning. 66 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,713 Henry: Rock looks so cool! 67 00:03:47,737 --> 00:03:50,006 - Don't they look beautiful? - Mom! 68 00:03:50,072 --> 00:03:52,541 Oh, hush, "beautiful" is gender-neutral. 69 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,753 Rock star! Rock's a rock star! 70 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:57,189 So, this is what it feels like to be the good kid? 71 00:03:57,213 --> 00:03:59,048 - I don't like it. - Hm. 72 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:00,349 I'm a model, too! 73 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:02,494 That's enough jumpin', baby, okay? 74 00:04:02,518 --> 00:04:05,038 Daddy says... Ow! Oh, oh! 75 00:04:05,087 --> 00:04:06,389 Herbert: Oh, shit! 76 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,857 Daddy said a bad word. 77 00:04:07,923 --> 00:04:09,968 - Gabby jumped on Daddy's penis! - Oh! 78 00:04:09,992 --> 00:04:11,903 -Okay, okay. Everybody, out. -Baby, get 'em out. 79 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:15,240 - Out... out. - Mommy and Daddy gotta get dressed. Go, go. 80 00:04:15,264 --> 00:04:16,842 Charlotte, I gotta call you back. 81 00:04:16,866 --> 00:04:18,234 Okay. Bye. 82 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:20,974 Hey, Mom, did you call your person at Nobu 83 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:23,048 to make that lunch res for me and Blake at one? 84 00:04:23,072 --> 00:04:25,684 Oh, no, with all the Polo excitement, I forgot. 85 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:27,619 - I'll do it in a minute. - It's almost 11. 86 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:28,978 We'll never get in now. 87 00:04:29,045 --> 00:04:30,689 Boo-hoo, you're 17 years old, 88 00:04:30,713 --> 00:04:32,124 go to Shake Shack and call it a day. 89 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:36,118 I can't lose my virginity after a lunch at Shake Shack. 90 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,289 Excuse me? 91 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:42,634 I'm ready to lose my virginity. 92 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,303 I'm ready to lose my hearing. 93 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:47,906 And now, it won't be the perfect day that I had planned. 94 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,112 Why would she just announce somethin' like that? 95 00:04:54,136 --> 00:04:56,048 Maybe with all this Rock excitement, 96 00:04:56,072 --> 00:04:58,741 she just needed more attention? I... 97 00:04:58,808 --> 00:05:02,478 Could be. I once set my little sister's coat on fire. 98 00:05:03,546 --> 00:05:07,159 How bad is it? On a scale of one to 10? 99 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:08,617 Forty-six. 100 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:11,087 How could such a tiny girl have such big feet? 101 00:05:11,153 --> 00:05:12,264 Just tell me, is it broken? 102 00:05:12,288 --> 00:05:14,423 Because if it is, I'm outta here. 103 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:17,126 You laugh, 104 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:18,894 but I'm dead serious. 105 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:20,806 Deputy Mayor just confirmed 106 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:23,175 my Wall Street campaign event Wednesday. 107 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:24,900 Get ready to dazzle and shine 108 00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:26,345 these guys out of their money. 109 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,980 Honey... the talk-back after my movie 110 00:05:29,004 --> 00:05:30,349 at MoMA is on Wednesday. 111 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,640 You're still doin' that? 112 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:34,686 Yeah, my career? I'm "still doing that." 113 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,580 No, no, no. I just meant 114 00:05:37,646 --> 00:05:40,258 why don't you come and say a quick hello at my event 115 00:05:40,282 --> 00:05:41,526 and then you can go to yours? 116 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,594 Did it ever cross your mind 117 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:43,495 that maybe you could go do 118 00:05:43,519 --> 00:05:44,930 a quick hello at your event 119 00:05:44,954 --> 00:05:46,455 and then go to mine? 120 00:05:48,124 --> 00:05:49,859 How's that pain level now? 121 00:05:49,925 --> 00:05:52,395 Dick: 3. Fundraiser: 10. 122 00:05:52,461 --> 00:05:56,132 You laugh, but I'm dead serious. 123 00:05:58,167 --> 00:05:59,144 Sweetie? 124 00:05:59,168 --> 00:06:00,379 I was hoping we could talk about 125 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,013 your announcement this morning? 126 00:06:02,037 --> 00:06:03,906 Do we have to? 127 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,141 Well... 128 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:08,153 since you went public with the information, 129 00:06:08,177 --> 00:06:10,697 I feel like I should follow up. 130 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:15,293 Um, Lily... could you please stop playing that? 131 00:06:15,317 --> 00:06:18,320 It just... It makes everything seem so sad. 132 00:06:20,222 --> 00:06:23,025 Thank you... Okay. 133 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:25,094 So... 134 00:06:27,229 --> 00:06:28,898 today's the big day? 135 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,099 Not anymore. 136 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,501 Blake's parents decided not to go to Connecticut. 137 00:06:32,568 --> 00:06:35,471 Be that as it may... 138 00:06:35,538 --> 00:06:38,650 I'm just really glad that you opened up to us about this 139 00:06:38,674 --> 00:06:42,845 because... my parents made sex seem like it was something that just 140 00:06:42,912 --> 00:06:44,523 wasn't even up for discussion. 141 00:06:44,547 --> 00:06:48,217 So, I've just always tried to be sex-positive with you two. 142 00:06:48,284 --> 00:06:51,086 - Can I start playing again? - I wish you wouldn't. 143 00:06:54,256 --> 00:06:57,827 You, you feel like you're ready to... 144 00:06:57,893 --> 00:06:59,528 take this next step? 145 00:06:59,595 --> 00:07:02,240 I do. I like Blake. Blake likes me. 146 00:07:02,264 --> 00:07:04,700 I mean, we've known each other forever. 147 00:07:05,835 --> 00:07:07,136 Okay. 148 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,572 Well... 149 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:10,973 condoms, obviously. 150 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,218 I have been hearing about condoms since the fifth grade. 151 00:07:13,242 --> 00:07:15,878 - We're on it. - Good, good. 152 00:07:16,679 --> 00:07:20,015 And... Lily... 153 00:07:20,082 --> 00:07:25,287 I just really want you to focus on your pleasure 154 00:07:25,354 --> 00:07:28,190 just as much as his pleasure. 155 00:07:28,257 --> 00:07:32,261 It is important that you take care of your own needs. 156 00:07:32,328 --> 00:07:33,395 Mom, stop, stop. 157 00:07:33,462 --> 00:07:36,966 You have gone from sex-positive to sex-annoying. 158 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:39,001 Okay. 159 00:07:39,068 --> 00:07:42,304 My computer literally leapt to its death 160 00:07:42,371 --> 00:07:44,316 to get me out of that Zoom. 161 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,441 That's a good computer. 162 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,510 I can't even get mine to stop sending me 163 00:07:47,576 --> 00:07:50,246 "sexy singles in my area." 164 00:07:50,312 --> 00:07:52,414 She was a good friend. 165 00:07:52,715 --> 00:07:54,884 Had her for eight years. 166 00:07:55,784 --> 00:07:58,554 I like to believe she's in a better place now. 167 00:07:58,621 --> 00:08:01,824 -Eight years? I upgrade my tech constantly. -Mm. 168 00:08:01,891 --> 00:08:03,859 I already have the new iPhone. 169 00:08:03,926 --> 00:08:05,737 Mm, the one that just came out? 170 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:07,806 No, the one that hasn't come out yet. 171 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:10,466 I'm a very loyal person. 172 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,635 I still have a travel agent. 173 00:08:12,902 --> 00:08:15,571 And you're a very loyal person, too, 174 00:08:15,638 --> 00:08:19,642 helping me pick out a computer instead of going to lunch. 175 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:24,113 I have to admit, I did invite you to lunch with an ulterior motive. 176 00:08:24,179 --> 00:08:26,739 I need to ask you something. 177 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,019 Fine, you can have one of my kidneys. 178 00:08:30,252 --> 00:08:32,955 - The left one. - Okay. 179 00:08:33,355 --> 00:08:36,935 I have never asked another single woman to share a summer house. 180 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:39,404 I mean, it's just too tragic. Too "Bravo TV." 181 00:08:39,428 --> 00:08:42,498 Seema, are you... proposing we go 182 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,300 to the Hamptons together? 183 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:47,536 I can't spend another weekend sharing a room 184 00:08:47,603 --> 00:08:49,648 with a married friend's kid's surfboard. 185 00:08:49,672 --> 00:08:51,950 But you and me with our own 186 00:08:51,974 --> 00:08:54,310 two-bed, three-bath on the beach? 187 00:08:54,376 --> 00:08:58,247 Fun, fabulous... not tragic at all. 188 00:08:58,314 --> 00:09:01,350 I always dreamed you'd propose to me 189 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:06,021 in a, in a more romantic place than an Apple store, but yes! 190 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:10,392 Yes, Seema, I will spend the summer with you! 191 00:09:13,562 --> 00:09:15,264 This is the one, right? 192 00:09:16,966 --> 00:09:20,002 It's cold out. 193 00:09:21,737 --> 00:09:24,340 Brr... come here. 194 00:09:25,474 --> 00:09:28,520 -Come where? We both just came. -I know. 195 00:09:28,544 --> 00:09:31,246 - And now I wanna cuddle. - Ew, cuddle? 196 00:09:31,313 --> 00:09:33,282 Who am I, Paddington Bear? 197 00:09:33,349 --> 00:09:34,960 I'm really not in a snuggle space right now. 198 00:09:34,984 --> 00:09:38,587 Can we just... can we just call it a night? 199 00:09:38,654 --> 00:09:39,934 Sure. 200 00:09:43,092 --> 00:09:45,294 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 201 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,813 Hey, this is Che Diaz wishing 202 00:09:54,837 --> 00:09:56,281 Roary Upton a very happy birthday! 203 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,650 Uh, I'm sorry. What's happening? 204 00:09:58,674 --> 00:10:00,986 I thought we said goodnight. 205 00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:02,253 Oh, well, goodnight to you, 206 00:10:02,277 --> 00:10:04,089 but I still have to record a bunch of Cameos. 207 00:10:04,113 --> 00:10:07,249 - I didn't get around to them today. - Why? 208 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,764 What else were you doing all day? 209 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,280 Look, since I'm not up for going to the clubs, 210 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,401 these are the only way that I can make any money right now, 211 00:10:16,425 --> 00:10:18,727 so... please don't shit on it. 212 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:20,562 I'm not shitting on it. Just... 213 00:10:20,629 --> 00:10:23,032 What was that voice you were using? 214 00:10:23,098 --> 00:10:24,476 Okay, that feels like a shit. 215 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,069 - It's... - Yeah, a big, steaming shit. 216 00:10:27,136 --> 00:10:28,404 But since you're interested, 217 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:31,173 it's my "I'm pretending my life isn't over" voice. 218 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,680 Yeah, my followers don't know that my pilot's failed 219 00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:35,911 and that my career is over so... 220 00:10:37,146 --> 00:10:39,424 So, you're just pretending you're fine online? 221 00:10:39,448 --> 00:10:41,684 Yeah, isn't that what social media's for? 222 00:10:42,284 --> 00:10:44,486 - Is that a tit?! - Yeah, it is. 223 00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:47,456 Yeah, sometimes they send me messages back. 224 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,124 What? 225 00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:52,570 Don't be threatened. That tit's all the way 226 00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:53,638 - in Arizona. - I am not th... 227 00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:55,822 I am so not threatened. I am worried, Che. 228 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,244 - You've been moping around the apartment for weeks. - I'm sorry I'm not climbing out 229 00:10:59,268 --> 00:11:01,179 of my deep depression fast enough for you. 230 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,214 - I... - Hey, you were the one who said that I should do things 231 00:11:03,238 --> 00:11:05,183 - to make myself feel better. - I didn't mean Cameos. 232 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,218 I meant leaving the house. 233 00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:08,753 You don't wanna go to the clubs. 234 00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:10,012 I get it. 235 00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:12,457 But at least go out and, and take a walk. 236 00:11:12,481 --> 00:11:15,050 - Talk to a real, live person. - Oh, yeah, yeah, 237 00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:18,887 'cause that's working out so well for me right now. 238 00:11:21,857 --> 00:11:23,392 All right. 239 00:11:33,869 --> 00:11:37,315 Hey, this is Che Diaz! This Cameo's for Kyle. 240 00:11:37,339 --> 00:11:38,717 Congrats on that early decision, dude! 241 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,851 I just know you're gonna kill it 242 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,878 at the California Institute of Technology! 243 00:11:42,945 --> 00:11:46,048 Unbelievable. 244 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:49,017 Oh, great... you're leaving? 245 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,730 - I... - Oh, another thing for me to feel bad about. 246 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,364 I have an early class. I can't sleep 247 00:11:53,388 --> 00:11:55,891 - with you doing those. - Hey, come on. 248 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,737 - Come on, don't leave pissed. - I am pissed! 249 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,601 I... 250 00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:03,966 W-Why do I get sullen, sad-sack Che 251 00:12:04,032 --> 00:12:06,192 and some random tit in Arizona 252 00:12:06,235 --> 00:12:08,113 gets all your smiles and all your charm? 253 00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:10,181 Because I'm not performing for you, Miranda. 254 00:12:10,205 --> 00:12:11,616 Is that the only part of me you want? 255 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,284 Che Diaz, fuck-boy and comic? 256 00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:15,353 Don't talk to me like that. 257 00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:18,046 I am here trying to help you move on. 258 00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:20,849 I don't deserve that. 259 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,085 No, you don't. 260 00:12:24,686 --> 00:12:25,821 I'm sorry. 261 00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,422 It's okay. 262 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,057 Just... 263 00:12:31,593 --> 00:12:34,163 Just try and leave the house this week, okay? 264 00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:44,139 "Carrie Bradshaw Loves a Dark Berry Lip" 265 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,850 is the headline for her piece 266 00:12:45,874 --> 00:12:48,419 on my sad and heartfelt memoir? 267 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:50,388 Forget about these internet interviews. 268 00:12:50,412 --> 00:12:53,782 Thousands of women who have loved and lost 269 00:12:53,849 --> 00:12:56,251 from every corner of the country 270 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,097 are coming to New York for WidowCon, 271 00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:00,465 and you will be their queen. 272 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,600 It's rare to hear such a positive and a negative 273 00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:04,660 - in the same sentence. - Two words: 274 00:13:04,726 --> 00:13:06,805 Book... Sales. And they're gonna love you. 275 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,665 It's like a rock concert, but for sad people. 276 00:13:09,731 --> 00:13:11,843 So, like a Wilson Phillips concert. 277 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:14,646 Assistant : Your three o'clock is here. 278 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,205 Send her in. 279 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:17,515 So, that's the event coordinator. 280 00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,699 And, shh, do not call it WidowCon. 281 00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:21,977 They hate that. It's actually called 282 00:13:22,044 --> 00:13:26,381 "Life After Death: A Widow's Storytelling Event." 283 00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:27,892 Ooh, God, that is such a mouthful. 284 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,961 - Yeah. - Kerry Moore: Knock, knock! 285 00:13:29,985 --> 00:13:33,155 Carrie Bradshaw! Hi, stranger! 286 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:38,594 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, uh, Kar-Karen... 287 00:13:39,795 --> 00:13:41,697 - Moore! Remember? - Moore! 288 00:13:41,763 --> 00:13:43,641 'Cause I always leave 'em wanting more. 289 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:46,401 And I go by Kerry now. 290 00:13:46,468 --> 00:13:49,080 Not a great time for white women named Karen, so... 291 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,816 - Amanda: Oh. - Oh. You changed your name to Kerry? 292 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:56,011 Yeah, Kerry with a K. Oh, hi, hello, Carrie with a C. 293 00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:57,546 You two know each other? 294 00:13:57,613 --> 00:13:58,823 - Yes! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 295 00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:00,558 I didn't wanna tell you and ruin the surprise, 296 00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:02,560 but we go way back. 297 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,195 We used to be writing partners. 298 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,997 - Oh. - Well, our literary agents 299 00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,457 set us up in the, woo, the early '90s for, like, 300 00:14:08,523 --> 00:14:12,036 - what, a month, right? - Yeah, we were writing a romcom for a big studio. 301 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,764 A big studio? Weren't we just meeting a guy at Starbucks? 302 00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:17,141 He worked for a studio. 303 00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:20,778 But someone didn't show up for our final pitch. 304 00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:25,207 W-Was it him or me? I-I honestly have... I have no idea. 305 00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:27,952 I was drunk a lot of the '90s. 306 00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:29,120 And that's the kinda comedy 307 00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,422 that would've made our movie a huge hit, 308 00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:35,884 but someone left me all alone holding her mochaccino order. 309 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:38,620 Ohh, I sense that was me. 310 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:40,531 Even though I've never had a mochaccino. 311 00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:42,133 Speakin' of coffee, I'm gonna go grab one 312 00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,493 and let you two catch up. 'Kay? 313 00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:46,537 Okay, thanks, Amanda. 314 00:14:46,561 --> 00:14:50,208 Oh, my gosh. How mad were you when "27 Dresses" came out? 315 00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:55,003 - I mean... - I... n-never saw it, so not at all. 316 00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:57,215 Dude, they totally ripped off our script! 317 00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:58,182 Remember? 318 00:14:58,206 --> 00:14:59,684 Our main character didn't wanna wear 319 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,476 her ugly bridesmaid dress? 320 00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:03,354 Well, I mean, the "bridesmaid experience," 321 00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:05,714 it-it's a, it's a pretty common movie trope. 322 00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,325 Not the way you and I wrote it. 323 00:15:07,349 --> 00:15:09,661 I mean, if only you had showed up for that meeting! 324 00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:10,929 Damn me. 325 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,063 That's all in the past. 326 00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:15,257 I... No, I am so excited you're doing this event. 327 00:15:15,324 --> 00:15:18,994 I even pulled some strings to get you the main spot. 328 00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:23,065 - Oh, thank you. - So... don't you flake out on me this time! 329 00:15:23,432 --> 00:15:25,472 Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm really 330 00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:28,236 sorry about all of that, Kare... y. 331 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:31,373 Ya know, I-I-I just wasn't a movie writer. 332 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,208 - Gah! No, you weren't. - Ooh. 333 00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,820 No, I'm kidding. Carrie, I'm kidding. 334 00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:38,556 But seriously, I need you to show up on time, okay? 335 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:39,590 I run a tight ship. 336 00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,854 I will. I'm rarely drunk these days. 337 00:15:48,557 --> 00:15:49,658 Oh. 338 00:15:56,298 --> 00:15:59,267 Heyyy. How's it hangin'? 339 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,838 Che, I have a huge favor to ask you. 340 00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:04,148 Che : Anything. 341 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:07,418 As long as it doesn't involve me exerting any energy. 342 00:16:07,442 --> 00:16:13,849 Well, we have a problem because I need you to go with me to WidowCon. 343 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:15,450 What the fuck is WidowCon? 344 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,562 Carrie : A convention of sad women 345 00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:20,155 who have lost the loves of their lives. 346 00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:21,799 I lived in a loft like that once. 347 00:16:21,823 --> 00:16:23,568 Carrie: It's the first time I've been asked to speak 348 00:16:23,592 --> 00:16:26,061 in front of such a large crowd in years. 349 00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:29,464 I'm nervous. And you're so fearless. 350 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,567 It's funny, I don't feel very fearless at all right now. 351 00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:34,746 Carrie: I know it's a lot to ask. 352 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:38,206 Yeah, it is... for a pussy like me. 353 00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:43,488 But yes... What the fuck? It's for you. 354 00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:45,223 Thank you. 355 00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:47,916 Besides, my mommy said I have to leave the house 356 00:16:47,983 --> 00:16:49,484 at some point this week. 357 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,788 - Your mommy? - Che: Miranda. 358 00:16:54,156 --> 00:16:55,257 Yep. 359 00:16:55,323 --> 00:16:57,426 That silence speaks volumes. 360 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,063 - Hi! Welcome to Brooklyn. - Carrie: Hi! 361 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:03,174 - Thank you. - I'm making paella. 362 00:17:03,198 --> 00:17:04,675 Oh! Well, as promised, 363 00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:05,710 we brought the wine. 364 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,136 We've got a gorgeous Cabernet for us... 365 00:17:08,203 --> 00:17:10,314 - Ooh. - And this imposter for Miranda. 366 00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:13,308 - Beautiful! Come in. - Thank you! Oh. 367 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:14,776 It's beautiful. 368 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,722 - Warm Grape Kool-Aid. - Carrie: This is good. 369 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,525 That's what this reminds me of. 370 00:17:20,549 --> 00:17:22,717 Oh. 371 00:17:23,652 --> 00:17:25,663 Sorry, this is my soon-to-be ex. 372 00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:27,298 I gotta respond to this real quick. 373 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:29,700 We had a bad breakup, so we're trying to have a good divorce. 374 00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:31,903 What does that mean exactly, no restraining orders? 375 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:36,231 Seriously, do ya think you'll stay friends? 376 00:17:36,298 --> 00:17:39,243 Well, I don't know, I mean, he's just been a part of my life 377 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,469 for so many goddamn years, 378 00:17:40,535 --> 00:17:43,714 neither one of us can imagine going cold turkey. 379 00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:45,817 So, we text about the Nets. 380 00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:49,153 I think "cold turkey" is my breakup spirit animal. 381 00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:52,557 I always thought that I would keep in touch 382 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:55,884 with my ex-husband, Trey, but he did not want that. 383 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,220 - Well, that's his loss. - Nya: Yeah. 384 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,098 Do you think that you and Steve will be friends one day 385 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,657 - after the divorce? - God, I hope so. 386 00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,368 But we're still light years away 387 00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:07,129 from even talking about divorce. 388 00:18:07,195 --> 00:18:08,639 I'll know we're making progress 389 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:10,808 when Steve can actually make eye contact with me 390 00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:13,811 instead of looking away like a puppy who's been kicked. 391 00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:15,913 Nya: Well, one of you has to bring it up, 392 00:18:15,937 --> 00:18:18,206 and I think that might have to be you. 393 00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:21,776 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's gotta come from him. 394 00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:24,689 I did the damage, so I just have to suck it up 395 00:18:24,713 --> 00:18:27,191 and give him time till he can find his bearings. 396 00:18:27,215 --> 00:18:29,660 I don't know if that's the best approach. 397 00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:32,854 - Why not? - Just something he said. 398 00:18:32,921 --> 00:18:34,523 What did he say? 399 00:18:34,589 --> 00:18:37,792 Well, it was months ago, but he said that, um... 400 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:40,238 he would never take his wedding ring off. 401 00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:43,498 - Till death do you part. - Ohh. 402 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,977 - That would be so romantic if it weren't... - My life. 403 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,004 - Why didn't you tell me? - Because I didn't wanna give you 404 00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:52,884 another thing to keep beating yourself up about. 405 00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:56,978 And the only reason I am telling you now 406 00:18:57,045 --> 00:19:01,183 is to light a fire under you to go talk to him. 407 00:19:01,249 --> 00:19:04,419 I don't think he is ever going to just... 408 00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:07,431 ya know, wake up one day and magically 409 00:19:07,455 --> 00:19:09,558 be ready to move on. 410 00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,728 Can't we just skip forward 411 00:19:13,795 --> 00:19:16,474 - to the awkward texting phase? - Hm. 412 00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:18,934 Oh, I came across an ex this week 413 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,404 that I didn't even remember I had. 414 00:19:22,571 --> 00:19:23,972 An ex-writing partner. 415 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:27,842 Apparently... the breakup did not go well. 416 00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:29,954 In fact, I have more baggage with Karen 417 00:19:29,978 --> 00:19:31,222 than I do with Aidan. 418 00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:32,657 Done! 419 00:19:32,681 --> 00:19:35,217 - Who's Aidan? - Her ex-fiancé. 420 00:19:35,283 --> 00:19:38,320 Oh, this is something I'm curious about. 421 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,955 Do you still talk to him? 422 00:19:40,021 --> 00:19:42,524 No. No contact. Not in years. Mm-mm. 423 00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:45,360 Do you have any idea whatever happened to him? 424 00:19:45,427 --> 00:19:48,597 Um, he's living in Virginia now. 425 00:19:48,663 --> 00:19:50,608 And he got divorced five years ago. 426 00:19:50,632 --> 00:19:52,476 And he sold his furniture company 427 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,537 - to West Elm for quite a pretty penny. - Oh. 428 00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:57,081 What did we do before the internet? 429 00:19:57,105 --> 00:20:00,384 I'm not proud of myself. 430 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,040 Oh, cute. What about this house? 431 00:20:23,064 --> 00:20:25,142 Seema: Would you get real? Look at the square footage. 432 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,777 Just our bags and shoes 433 00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:28,579 - need more room than that. - Oh. All right. 434 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,381 Well, ya know what? This is your world. 435 00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:33,484 - You take over, it's all yours. - Gladly. 436 00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:34,719 I mean, I was just being polite. 437 00:20:34,743 --> 00:20:37,912 - I already found the perfect place. - Ohh. 438 00:20:40,315 --> 00:20:43,018 Hey... where did the website go? 439 00:20:44,185 --> 00:20:47,365 This new computer is fast. Like, too fast. 440 00:20:47,389 --> 00:20:49,267 Whoa! Careful! Care-care-careful, Speed Racer. 441 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,292 Don't hit send. 442 00:20:50,358 --> 00:20:51,359 Don't send what? 443 00:20:51,426 --> 00:20:52,837 That e-mail I chickened out 444 00:20:52,861 --> 00:20:55,430 of sending to an ex-boyfriend. 445 00:20:55,497 --> 00:20:56,741 Oh, I have a bunch of those. 446 00:20:56,765 --> 00:20:58,409 And they all start with "hope you're doing well" 447 00:20:58,433 --> 00:21:00,211 and end with a screenshot of my bank account. 448 00:21:00,235 --> 00:21:03,972 Mm-mm. Mm, no, it's... it's not like that with us. 449 00:21:04,039 --> 00:21:05,850 I'd love to hear more, but unless he has 450 00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:08,610 a steam shower and a two-car garage, 451 00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:11,346 south of the highway, this isn't his moment. 452 00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:19,487 Okay, it's back. Aaand here it is. 453 00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:20,655 Oh. 454 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,104 Oh. 455 00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:27,329 Carrie... do you take this house? 456 00:21:29,698 --> 00:21:30,999 I do. 457 00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:32,667 Do you? 458 00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:34,002 I already did. 459 00:21:34,069 --> 00:21:35,980 Those fabulous rentals, they go quick. 460 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,406 Again... just being polite. 461 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,293 Hey, you're up early. 462 00:21:49,317 --> 00:21:52,754 Couldn't sleep 'cause you're so excited about WidowCon? 463 00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:56,324 That's why I'm calling. Have you looked outside? 464 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,563 Oh, it's so pretty. 465 00:22:01,629 --> 00:22:04,399 It's supposed to turn into a bomb cyclone. 466 00:22:04,466 --> 00:22:08,179 There's no way any widows are gonna be able to get in or outta town. 467 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,337 Well, they don't have to. 468 00:22:09,404 --> 00:22:12,844 They've been at the Sheraton since Tuesday. 469 00:22:13,475 --> 00:22:14,642 Well... 470 00:22:15,143 --> 00:22:18,122 I-I think under these circumstances, you can cancel. 471 00:22:18,146 --> 00:22:19,690 And, and by you, I mean us. 472 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,860 No, no, no, no, no. I can't. I can't. I can't cancel. 473 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,553 Kerry would never let me live that down. 474 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,798 Did you just refer to yourself in the third person? 475 00:22:27,822 --> 00:22:29,991 Carrie: No. 476 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,836 Kerry's my old writing partner. 477 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:33,738 She runs the thing, and she's already 478 00:22:33,762 --> 00:22:35,373 expecting me to be a no-show, 479 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,074 so I can't be a "snow flake." 480 00:22:37,098 --> 00:22:39,076 I thought you were going to sell books 481 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,835 and read to grieving widows. 482 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:45,006 Well, that too. Please, please, please come. 483 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:47,142 I need you there. 484 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:51,048 I-I really wanna do a good job for these women. 485 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,415 Their husbands died. 486 00:22:54,649 --> 00:22:57,819 - It's a mess out there. - So did mine. 487 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,824 I'll see you at one. 488 00:23:02,891 --> 00:23:04,192 Thank you. 489 00:23:07,962 --> 00:23:09,340 Hey, honey, where ya goin'? 490 00:23:09,364 --> 00:23:11,275 It's a snow day, and I'm making hot cocoa 491 00:23:11,299 --> 00:23:12,777 like I did when you were little. 492 00:23:12,801 --> 00:23:13,811 I'm going to Blake's. 493 00:23:13,835 --> 00:23:15,479 His parents got stuck in Connecticut, 494 00:23:15,503 --> 00:23:17,372 so today is the day. 495 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,383 - It's perfect. - Oh, oh, okay. 496 00:23:19,407 --> 00:23:21,743 So, today's the day. It's-it's happening. 497 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,945 - Bye. - Wait! 498 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,193 Mom, please don't think you're about to hug me right now. 499 00:23:29,217 --> 00:23:31,128 No, I'm not g... I'm not gonna hug you. 500 00:23:31,152 --> 00:23:34,952 I just had to move away from the stove 'cause it was hot. 501 00:23:37,859 --> 00:23:38,960 Bye, Dad. 502 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,297 Where's she goin'? 503 00:23:42,363 --> 00:23:44,442 She's going to do the thing that you said that you 504 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,986 didn't wanna hear about. 505 00:23:47,869 --> 00:23:49,971 O-kay. 506 00:23:51,239 --> 00:23:54,108 - Hot cocoa ready? - Yeah. 507 00:23:59,547 --> 00:24:01,592 Damnit! They canceled my car service. 508 00:24:01,616 --> 00:24:04,285 Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 509 00:24:04,352 --> 00:24:05,930 But since you're all dressed, 510 00:24:05,954 --> 00:24:08,232 now you can come with me to my Wall Street lunch. 511 00:24:08,256 --> 00:24:10,034 What makes you think yours is still coming? 512 00:24:10,058 --> 00:24:11,936 Terry booked a Tahoe. That thing could drive 513 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,437 through a nuclear apocalypse. 514 00:24:13,461 --> 00:24:14,762 Plus... 515 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,999 it's got heated seats. 516 00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:22,403 And, uh, you know you love those heated seats. 517 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,748 I am not gonna give up my event for a warm fanny. 518 00:24:24,772 --> 00:24:27,151 Don't be silly. You don't have a car, you don't have a cab. 519 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,652 How ya gonna get there? 520 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,955 MoMA is honoring me as a Black filmmaker. 521 00:24:30,979 --> 00:24:33,948 - I will take a dog sled there if I have to. - Okay. 522 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,261 -Well, okay, then. I'll, I'll drop you. -No, no. 523 00:24:37,285 --> 00:24:39,630 I don't need a knight in shining Tahoe to get me there. 524 00:24:39,654 --> 00:24:41,131 I can get there myself. 525 00:24:41,155 --> 00:24:43,358 Okay... do you. 526 00:24:45,293 --> 00:24:47,862 Yes, I will... do me. 527 00:25:25,934 --> 00:25:30,071 It's Lily! One second. One second. 528 00:25:30,138 --> 00:25:31,649 Ugh, Mom, we've already had to pause it 529 00:25:31,673 --> 00:25:33,717 three times for Dad to pee. 530 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:36,611 Hi, it's Mom. Everything okay? 531 00:25:36,678 --> 00:25:39,013 Blake doesn't have any condoms. 532 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,616 What? What happened to 533 00:25:41,683 --> 00:25:44,352 "since fifth grade" and "we got this"? 534 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:46,564 I thought he'd get them, and he thought I'd get them. 535 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:50,267 Well, you tell him right now to go out and get some. 536 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:53,704 Lily : He's afraid the drugstore near here will tell his mom, 537 00:25:53,728 --> 00:25:56,273 and she's not as sex-positive as you are. 538 00:25:56,297 --> 00:25:58,032 Would you go for us? 539 00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,677 - Rock: Dad! - I am not about to go out 540 00:25:59,701 --> 00:26:02,637 in the middle of a blizzard to get you guys condoms. 541 00:26:02,704 --> 00:26:03,647 Lily: Okay, okay. Never mind. 542 00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:05,416 Blake Googled "how to pull out." 543 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,360 We can just try that. 544 00:26:06,407 --> 00:26:07,718 Okay, bye. 545 00:26:07,742 --> 00:26:09,644 Lily? Lily?! 546 00:26:09,711 --> 00:26:12,947 Ooh. 547 00:26:15,683 --> 00:26:18,886 Ah! Hello?! 548 00:26:19,487 --> 00:26:21,222 Hello?! 549 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:22,890 Um... 550 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:28,796 Please, please, open up! Please! It's an emergency! 551 00:26:30,932 --> 00:26:33,434 Closed! No one came in! 552 00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:35,536 Please, please! 553 00:26:36,671 --> 00:26:37,591 M... 554 00:26:37,905 --> 00:26:41,075 My daughter needs condoms! 555 00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:43,911 Please! Please! 556 00:27:01,963 --> 00:27:05,400 Hey, Charlotte, I saw your two missed calls. Is everything okay? 557 00:27:05,466 --> 00:27:10,004 Carrie! It's an emergency! I'm around the corner from you. 558 00:27:10,071 --> 00:27:11,806 Do you have any condoms?! 559 00:27:11,873 --> 00:27:14,084 Carrie : Okay. Why do you need condoms 560 00:27:14,108 --> 00:27:15,886 and why do you think I would have any? 561 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:18,122 I don't know, you were having sex with that guy, Franklyn, 562 00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:19,657 - and I-I just thought... - Thought what? 563 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,659 I was worried about getting pregnant? 564 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:25,620 No! I don't know, like, for STDs or whatever. 565 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:28,790 You thought I had an STD situation? 566 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:31,526 Charlotte: No, no! Of, of course not! 567 00:27:31,592 --> 00:27:34,662 I've lost my mind trying to find condoms for Lily. 568 00:27:34,729 --> 00:27:38,332 I've been to three drugstores and they are all closed! 569 00:27:38,399 --> 00:27:43,071 Are you on a condom scavenger hunt in this weather? 570 00:27:43,137 --> 00:27:44,572 Carrie, I'm her mother. 571 00:27:44,639 --> 00:27:47,851 Wow. I couldn't even get my mother to pick me up after school. 572 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,853 Okay, well, best of luck to you, 573 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:53,114 and whatever happens, let it go. 574 00:28:37,191 --> 00:28:39,403 We're not gonna let a little snow stop us, are we? 575 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,129 No, we are not. 576 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:52,416 - Attendant: Here's your ticket. - Thank you. 577 00:28:56,844 --> 00:29:00,348 Che? Oh, my God! 578 00:29:00,414 --> 00:29:05,286 You look like the guy that we used to buy our Christmas trees from. 579 00:29:05,353 --> 00:29:07,331 That's the look I was going for. 580 00:29:07,355 --> 00:29:10,024 - Yeah. - Well, that's a good look. 581 00:29:10,758 --> 00:29:12,860 Oh, a vibrator? 582 00:29:13,327 --> 00:29:15,763 Okay, okay. A vibrator. 583 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:18,308 Yep! The Widow Wand! 584 00:29:18,332 --> 00:29:19,433 Our best seller. 585 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,911 - Che: Mm-hmm. - On backorder only. 586 00:29:20,935 --> 00:29:23,547 - Ah! - Speaker : Right? Oh, my God! 587 00:29:23,571 --> 00:29:24,806 Che: Oh. 588 00:29:24,872 --> 00:29:26,483 Speaker: Oh! 589 00:29:26,507 --> 00:29:29,076 All right, fun statistic: 590 00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,463 One-third of women over 60 are widows. 591 00:29:31,512 --> 00:29:32,656 And on Super Bowl Sunday, 592 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,817 the other two-thirds wish they were! 593 00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,857 I lost my husband at 45. 594 00:29:42,924 --> 00:29:45,102 He didn't actually die until he was 60, 595 00:29:45,126 --> 00:29:48,372 I just lost him in an Ikea. Where is he? 596 00:29:48,396 --> 00:29:50,607 She's like the "Don Rickles of Death." 597 00:29:50,631 --> 00:29:52,709 Downside, yes, he is dead. 598 00:29:52,733 --> 00:29:56,871 Upside, his mother probably is, too! 599 00:29:56,938 --> 00:29:59,750 What is happening? Was I so busy deeply grieving 600 00:29:59,774 --> 00:30:02,443 I missed the memo that death is now funny? 601 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:06,113 Carrie! You made it! I'm shocked. 602 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:08,749 Maddie Thomas is a tough act to follow. 603 00:30:08,816 --> 00:30:11,752 Wh... I'm, I'm following her? 604 00:30:11,819 --> 00:30:12,887 Yeah, now follow me. 605 00:30:12,954 --> 00:30:15,194 Maddie: Downside, dead. 606 00:30:15,256 --> 00:30:17,725 Upside? Ice cream for dinner! 607 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:22,272 - Downside, dead. - Carrie: Oh, my God. 608 00:30:22,296 --> 00:30:23,640 My book doesn't have any laughs. 609 00:30:23,664 --> 00:30:26,500 At most, maybe, a sarcastic smile. 610 00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,145 You're a comedian, write me a joke. 611 00:30:28,169 --> 00:30:32,340 Oh, no. No, dude. I-I don't think anything's funny these days. 612 00:30:32,406 --> 00:30:34,842 Hey, and who are we supposed to date? 613 00:30:34,909 --> 00:30:36,244 There's no one left. 614 00:30:36,310 --> 00:30:38,522 Men die faster than the flowers you buy 615 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:39,680 at the corner deli. 616 00:30:39,747 --> 00:30:42,107 You're next. 617 00:30:43,517 --> 00:30:46,053 I think they're dead before you buy them. 618 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,465 My God. I'm gonna be the bomb cyclone. 619 00:30:48,489 --> 00:30:50,234 Come on, I need a joke. One joke. 620 00:30:50,258 --> 00:30:52,970 Okay, okay. The, the, the, the merch out there is hilarious. 621 00:30:52,994 --> 00:30:55,806 - Mm-hmm. - So, um, maybe something like, um... 622 00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:59,533 "The Widow Wand doesn't come with a life-time guarantee... 623 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,345 but then, neither did my husband"? 624 00:31:01,369 --> 00:31:04,849 - Good! That's good! - Hm? Okay, okay. 625 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:07,918 The truth is, everything reminds me of him. 626 00:31:07,942 --> 00:31:11,345 Except for that vibrator out there because, 627 00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:13,657 oh, baby, if I'm havin' an orgasm, 628 00:31:13,681 --> 00:31:17,818 my husband is definitely not present. 629 00:31:17,885 --> 00:31:19,296 - Shit. - No, no, no. She... 630 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,489 Okay, she didn't say the vibrator name. 631 00:31:21,555 --> 00:31:24,191 All right? Which, which is the, the funny thing. 632 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:27,504 - So... you know, it still might be good. - Maddie: Thank you, I love you! 633 00:31:27,528 --> 00:31:30,965 Buy my book, "Ice Cream for Dinner," and remember, 634 00:31:31,032 --> 00:31:35,403 - he may be dead... - All: But you aren't! 635 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:47,949 Well, I am thrilled to bring to the stage our keynote speaker. 636 00:31:48,015 --> 00:31:50,384 The "New York Times" best-selling author 637 00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:54,288 and the always hilarious Carrie Bradshaw. 638 00:31:54,355 --> 00:31:56,657 I'm not hilarious. 639 00:31:56,724 --> 00:31:58,764 Go get 'em! Yeah, you got this. 640 00:32:03,831 --> 00:32:05,066 Hello. 641 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:08,869 Jeez, I-I wouldn't have come all this way in the snow 642 00:32:08,936 --> 00:32:12,907 if I'd known the Widow Wand was on backorder. 643 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:18,579 Oh. 644 00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:24,852 Well, okay, I'm gonna... 645 00:32:25,286 --> 00:32:28,990 I'm gonna read from my book, "Loved & Lost." 646 00:32:35,796 --> 00:32:40,167 First, Lisa, thank you for joinis . 647 00:32:41,936 --> 00:32:45,306 Well, like my father, a playwright, always says: 648 00:32:45,373 --> 00:32:48,552 even if there's only one person, you do a show. 649 00:32:51,312 --> 00:32:53,757 Okay, let's talk about your film, 650 00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:55,993 "The First But Not The Last." 651 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,995 The three Black women you follow. 652 00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,688 - Mm-hmm. - Are absolute powerhouses. 653 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:03,800 I mean, what, what made you decie m 654 00:33:03,824 --> 00:33:06,069 given so many "firsts" in our hi? 655 00:33:06,093 --> 00:33:07,771 Well, thank you, Jennifer. 656 00:33:07,795 --> 00:33:10,431 I decided to start with women who 657 00:33:10,498 --> 00:33:14,468 broke down barriers in business, education, and law. 658 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,804 Women who were doing so 659 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:18,949 when the world was telling them, 660 00:33:18,973 --> 00:33:22,543 "No, you can't. No, you shouldn't. 661 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,378 No, you won't." 662 00:33:24,912 --> 00:33:26,990 I-I have a daughter and I want her to know, 663 00:33:27,014 --> 00:33:29,417 I want all of our young people to know, 664 00:33:29,483 --> 00:33:33,788 about the many unsung "sheroes" who built America. 665 00:33:35,022 --> 00:33:36,666 The research behind this film, 666 00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:39,460 it, it must have taken you years. 667 00:33:39,527 --> 00:33:43,631 Uh, eight... years, actually. 668 00:33:43,697 --> 00:33:47,001 Um... and I'm married with three children, 669 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:49,537 so it's a miracle that it didn't take 18. 670 00:33:49,603 --> 00:33:51,563 Okay. 671 00:33:51,872 --> 00:33:53,952 Lisa: But... 672 00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:57,378 But... 673 00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:03,117 it was important for me to make this film 674 00:34:03,184 --> 00:34:07,655 because so many Black women 675 00:34:07,721 --> 00:34:10,761 - still hear "no" every day. - Mm. 676 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:16,230 And it is my hope that this movie might offer 677 00:34:16,297 --> 00:34:18,866 a little encouragement to them to keep going 678 00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:22,512 if they aren't as lucky as those of us who get that support at home. 679 00:34:32,213 --> 00:34:33,857 Mom, thank you so much. 680 00:34:33,881 --> 00:34:36,550 Yes. Okay, I got you the assorted pack. 681 00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:39,320 There is classic, thin, ribbed. 682 00:34:39,386 --> 00:34:41,098 I would avoid using the warming one 683 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:43,934 - 'cause you get a rash really easily down there, rem... - Uh, it's cold 684 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:47,118 - and the snow is blowing in. - Okay. 685 00:34:51,665 --> 00:34:53,868 - Thank you! - Okay. 686 00:35:16,524 --> 00:35:21,428 "I thought that over time, my grief would shrink. 687 00:35:22,129 --> 00:35:27,234 "That it wouldn't fill every inch of me like it had for so long. 688 00:35:27,568 --> 00:35:30,881 "My sadness never shrank, but I grew... 689 00:35:30,905 --> 00:35:32,506 "and grew... 690 00:35:32,573 --> 00:35:35,276 "until I was so large, 691 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:38,112 "the grief just felt smaller. 692 00:35:38,646 --> 00:35:42,750 "And then I realized... it was time. 693 00:35:43,217 --> 00:35:45,953 "You don't move on because you're ready to. 694 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:51,525 You move on... because you've outgrown who you used to be." 695 00:36:01,735 --> 00:36:02,836 Woo! 696 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:17,294 Ugh. 697 00:36:17,318 --> 00:36:19,787 Hey, Carrie. Maddie Thomas. 698 00:36:19,853 --> 00:36:21,264 - Of course. - That was great. 699 00:36:21,288 --> 00:36:23,400 - Thank you. - And I wanted to say, 700 00:36:23,424 --> 00:36:25,559 ugh, thank you for your book. 701 00:36:25,626 --> 00:36:26,727 I... 702 00:36:27,528 --> 00:36:28,896 I loved it. 703 00:36:28,963 --> 00:36:31,865 I think I really... 704 00:36:31,932 --> 00:36:34,068 just needed a good cry, ya know? 705 00:36:34,134 --> 00:36:35,845 - I do. - Of course, ya do. 706 00:36:35,869 --> 00:36:37,414 I do, thank you. 707 00:36:37,438 --> 00:36:40,107 Come on. Let's sell a book or two. 708 00:36:40,374 --> 00:36:42,118 Make sure to get in line for that ladies' room 709 00:36:42,142 --> 00:36:44,120 'cause you know it's gonna be long, right? 710 00:36:44,144 --> 00:36:46,590 I mean, look, it's all ladies here. 711 00:36:46,614 --> 00:36:48,858 Seriously, Carrie, man, you rocked that. 712 00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:52,386 - Oh, thank you for being here. - No, no, thank you. 713 00:36:52,453 --> 00:36:54,464 - For what? - Some perspective. 714 00:36:54,488 --> 00:36:58,826 I mean, you all had the actual love of your lives die, 715 00:36:58,892 --> 00:37:03,197 and here you are, up for a laugh, like, moving on, you know? 716 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,299 I just had my ego die. 717 00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:08,235 Yeah, and no matter how fragile I feel, 718 00:37:08,302 --> 00:37:10,782 I-I need to move my shit on, too. 719 00:37:11,839 --> 00:37:13,116 - Good. - Mm. 720 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:15,340 Good. 721 00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:17,887 All right, I gotta go sell some books. 722 00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:19,556 All right, I gotta ski home. 723 00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:21,458 Both: Bye. 724 00:37:21,482 --> 00:37:23,802 I'll talk to you later. 725 00:37:32,059 --> 00:37:33,979 Miranda: Hey. 726 00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:37,498 Uh, hey. What are you doin' here? 727 00:37:37,564 --> 00:37:40,301 Oh, just finishing laundry. 728 00:37:40,367 --> 00:37:42,670 - Where's Brady? - At Scout. 729 00:37:43,203 --> 00:37:45,682 I decided to give him a couple of shifts. 730 00:37:45,706 --> 00:37:48,142 Oh... he's working at the bar now? 731 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,745 Yep, he's workin' at the bar. 732 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,013 Got a problem with that? 733 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,358 No, not at all. Just new information. 734 00:37:55,382 --> 00:38:01,388 Listen, I, um, I-I... I wanted to talk to you anyway. 735 00:38:01,455 --> 00:38:03,495 How's the apartment search going? 736 00:38:03,557 --> 00:38:04,825 It's not. 737 00:38:04,892 --> 00:38:06,760 There is nothin' out there. 738 00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:09,330 I'm not moving. 739 00:38:09,963 --> 00:38:12,323 What do you mean your-you're not moving? 740 00:38:12,966 --> 00:38:16,136 You said in therapy that you would find a place. 741 00:38:16,470 --> 00:38:19,006 Yeah... I lied. 742 00:38:20,307 --> 00:38:21,675 So, what now? 743 00:38:22,076 --> 00:38:25,221 Because I can... I can't keep living like this. 744 00:38:25,245 --> 00:38:26,656 Coming here, doing laundry, 745 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,224 dropping off Brady's medication, 746 00:38:28,248 --> 00:38:32,319 cleaning the rotting Whole Foods leftovers out of the fridge. 747 00:38:32,619 --> 00:38:37,324 - You said you would find a place, so I have been... - This is my house. 748 00:38:37,391 --> 00:38:39,431 - My house. - Really? 749 00:38:39,727 --> 00:38:43,567 You should tell that to the mortgage that has only my name on it. 750 00:38:43,597 --> 00:38:47,901 I made it! This kitchen... I built it! 751 00:38:47,968 --> 00:38:51,071 It was a shithole before I did everything. 752 00:38:51,138 --> 00:38:53,240 I did everything here! 753 00:38:53,307 --> 00:38:57,478 This floor, the fireplace, the fuckin' bookshelf! 754 00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:58,746 You... 755 00:38:58,812 --> 00:39:01,281 All of it is my house! 756 00:39:01,348 --> 00:39:02,282 My house. 757 00:39:02,349 --> 00:39:03,784 You never wanted 758 00:39:03,851 --> 00:39:05,619 to come here to Brooklyn. 759 00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:07,421 Ya never wanted me... 760 00:39:07,488 --> 00:39:11,525 and you, ya never even wanted Brady! 761 00:39:12,126 --> 00:39:13,903 So, why don't you go find a new place 762 00:39:13,927 --> 00:39:16,167 and get the fuck out of our lives! 763 00:39:18,599 --> 00:39:20,701 I'm sorry. 764 00:39:20,768 --> 00:39:22,679 I'm sorry, Miranda. Please, hey, hey, hey! 765 00:39:22,703 --> 00:39:24,247 - You can't, you can't leave like this. - Oh, my God! 766 00:39:24,271 --> 00:39:26,750 All right? I did not mean what I said about Brady! 767 00:39:26,774 --> 00:39:28,451 It's just, you caught me off guard, okay? 768 00:39:28,475 --> 00:39:29,719 - Listen, this isn't us. - I can't. 769 00:39:29,743 --> 00:39:31,845 This is not who we are, okay?! 770 00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,881 It is not who we are, okay?! 771 00:39:33,947 --> 00:39:35,625 So, please, you can't get on a subway, 772 00:39:35,649 --> 00:39:37,327 ya know, all cryin' and everything. 773 00:39:37,351 --> 00:39:39,753 So, you know, just stay here with me. 774 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:41,364 All right? Till we calm down. 775 00:39:41,388 --> 00:39:45,926 Please! Please! 776 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:11,251 I hate that I hurt you so much. 777 00:40:13,153 --> 00:40:14,388 I know. 778 00:40:15,389 --> 00:40:17,767 I wish there was something I could do 779 00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:20,311 that could help us move past... 780 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,796 What's this? 781 00:40:27,234 --> 00:40:29,269 What is this, Steve? 782 00:40:29,336 --> 00:40:31,176 It's not what it looks like. 783 00:40:31,238 --> 00:40:34,174 It looks like you've been fucking someone in our bed. 784 00:40:34,241 --> 00:40:36,410 - Is it not that? - No. 785 00:40:37,077 --> 00:40:38,812 I mean, maybe. 786 00:40:39,513 --> 00:40:41,181 Let me guess... 787 00:40:41,248 --> 00:40:42,525 the Whole Foods girl. 788 00:40:42,549 --> 00:40:44,194 Of course, you would never buy organic 789 00:40:44,218 --> 00:40:46,687 unless you were trying to impress someone. 790 00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:49,490 I don't believe this. 791 00:40:49,556 --> 00:40:54,228 I-I don't believe that you have been moping around here for months, 792 00:40:54,294 --> 00:40:57,140 playing the victim, letting me do all the laundry, 793 00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,042 and all the dishes and all that 794 00:40:59,066 --> 00:41:01,478 while you were already fucking somebody else. 795 00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:04,471 Who said I was a victim? That's in your head. 796 00:41:04,538 --> 00:41:06,540 You moved on. I moved on. 797 00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:09,443 - I ain't a fuckin' victim. - Great. 798 00:41:10,077 --> 00:41:13,447 My bad. You are not a victim. 799 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:16,383 Which, which is so good 800 00:41:16,450 --> 00:41:19,086 because I was so worried about you not moving on, 801 00:41:19,152 --> 00:41:21,231 and guess what? You already have. 802 00:41:21,255 --> 00:41:22,589 So... 803 00:41:23,323 --> 00:41:24,992 I am happy for you... 804 00:41:25,058 --> 00:41:26,593 happy for us. 805 00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:27,995 I really am. 806 00:41:28,996 --> 00:41:34,034 Okay. Well, uh, you enjoy 807 00:41:34,101 --> 00:41:37,304 your locally sourced organic sex, 808 00:41:37,371 --> 00:41:41,508 and, uh... I'll start writing up the divorce papers. 809 00:41:41,575 --> 00:41:43,887 And... don't worry about me. 810 00:41:43,911 --> 00:41:46,813 I will not be crying on the subway tonight. 811 00:41:56,690 --> 00:41:58,125 Hi. 812 00:41:58,191 --> 00:41:59,569 Hey. 813 00:42:02,462 --> 00:42:04,097 Man, 814 00:42:04,164 --> 00:42:08,035 I don't know how Steve and I got from loving each other 815 00:42:08,101 --> 00:42:09,636 to this shit show, 816 00:42:09,703 --> 00:42:13,016 but we should definitely have split up earlier 817 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,909 when we still had a chance to be friends. 818 00:42:15,976 --> 00:42:18,021 God. 819 00:42:21,648 --> 00:42:22,983 Well... 820 00:42:23,050 --> 00:42:24,418 that's, um... 821 00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:29,489 that's kinda what I've been thinking about you and me. 822 00:42:34,795 --> 00:42:37,875 I mean, from where we are now... 823 00:42:39,399 --> 00:42:42,069 this probably isn't gonna get better. 824 00:42:45,005 --> 00:42:46,106 Yeah. 825 00:42:49,710 --> 00:42:51,044 It's not. 826 00:42:58,685 --> 00:43:01,288 Two back-to-back breakups. 827 00:43:01,355 --> 00:43:03,757 I'm killin' it over here. 828 00:43:11,665 --> 00:43:14,568 ♪ Spent the year tryin' to get you to love me ♪ 829 00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:17,437 ♪ Put your needs high up above me ♪ 830 00:43:17,504 --> 00:43:19,148 Carrie: And just like that, 831 00:43:19,172 --> 00:43:23,143 I realized some relationships are meant to stay in the past. 832 00:43:23,210 --> 00:43:25,622 ♪ Spent the summer tryin' to get you to care ♪ 833 00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:27,824 ♪ Bought new jeans and grew my hair ♪ 834 00:43:27,848 --> 00:43:30,129 Carrie: And some aren't. 835 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,420 ♪ But when I needed you, you could never be found ♪ 836 00:43:33,487 --> 00:43:36,590 ♪ So, this year's gonna be about me ♪ 837 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:39,177 ♪ Never will I have another reason to doubt me ♪ 838 00:43:39,226 --> 00:43:44,931 ♪ This year... this year ♪ 839 00:43:44,998 --> 00:43:47,601 ♪ This year's gonna be about me ♪ 840 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:50,137 ♪ Never will I have another reason to doubt me ♪ 841 00:43:50,203 --> 00:43:55,776 ♪ This year... this year ♪ 842 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:58,679 ♪ Spent the year tryin' to get your attention ♪ 843 00:43:58,745 --> 00:44:01,481 ♪ All my miles just to make a connection ♪ 844 00:44:01,548 --> 00:44:04,184 ♪ Runnin' around just to get to you ♪ 845 00:44:04,251 --> 00:44:06,953 ♪ When I showed up, you had somethin' to do ♪ 846 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:10,090 ♪ Met your mama and all your friends ♪ 847 00:44:10,157 --> 00:44:12,492 ♪ Didn't know it was all pretend ♪ 848 00:44:12,559 --> 00:44:14,937 ♪ Lifted you up, you were bringin' me down ♪ 849 00:44:14,961 --> 00:44:17,597 ♪ But this year's gonna turn 'em tables around ♪ 850 00:44:17,664 --> 00:44:20,734 ♪ So, this year's gonna be about me ♪ 851 00:44:20,801 --> 00:44:23,270 ♪ Never will I have another reason to doubt me ♪ 852 00:44:23,336 --> 00:44:29,042 ♪ This year... this year ♪ 853 00:44:29,109 --> 00:44:31,778 ♪ This year's gonna be about me ♪ 854 00:44:31,845 --> 00:44:34,281 ♪ Never will I have another reason to doubt me ♪ 855 00:44:34,347 --> 00:44:40,887 ♪ This year... this year, oh ♪ 856 00:44:48,862 --> 00:44:51,498 ♪ This year, this year ♪ 857 00:44:57,170 --> 00:44:59,840 ♪ This year, this year ♪