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You do overuse the
vampiric hypnosis.

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- What? And you don't?
- I don't need to.

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I can rely on my wit and wisdom,
not cheap tricks and gambits.

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Electrical audio recording.

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Testing. One, two and...

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My point being, I can
wander about these humans

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without having to
resort to hypnosis.

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I'm a student of
the human condition,

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a psychological
chameleon, one might say.

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Well, one might also say

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that you have hypnotized your
best friend Sean many times.

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Yeah, to clear up your mess,
but I don't say anything

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that causes Sean
any kind of alarm.

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In fact, if you talk
to Sean, he'll tell you

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I'm just one of the guys.

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Well, he's my friend, too.

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That's 'cause he's a nice guy,

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which makes it
doubly embarrassing

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when you say dumb shit like,

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"I am a vampire, I've
lived for 2,000 years.

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"I like to suck-a the blood.

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"Oh, shit. I fucked up.

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I'll now have to hypnotize
the whole fucking world."

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- I don't do that.
- You do do that.

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You just said "Doo doo."

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Touché. Can we
get on with this?

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♪ Don't sing if you
want to live long ♪

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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪

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♪ You're dead, you're
dead, you're dead ♪

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♪ You're dead and
out of this world ♪

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♪ Now your hope and
compassion is gone ♪

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♪ You sold out your
dream to the world ♪

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♪ Stay dead, stay
dead, stay dead ♪

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♪ You're dead and
out of this world. ♪

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I am not
imagining anything.

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Something is going very
tits up with my life.

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- In what ways?
- I don't know, Colin Robinson.

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How about, my nightclub
got destroyed by fire?

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- Which you set.
- I was drinking

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liquor blood every
day for months.

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I know, my darling, but we
did all tell you to slow down.

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- Slow down. - We did tell you to slow down.
- And no one,

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none of you told
me to slow down!

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- Uh...
- And now, my poor, precious little dolly

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has got her body all
mangled and minced up.

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You did that by sitting on me.

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While you were drunk
on liquor blood.

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After we told you to slow down.

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- Yes.
- This is never going to end.

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Now, now, Nadja. There,
there. It is going to end.

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And I have just the thing
that's going to help you.

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Don't tell me, Nandor. Hypnosis.

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Uh...

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Hypnosis seems to
be Nandor's solution

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to every problem.

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And as a fellow vampire,
I find this artless,

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and even embarrassing.

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You plan to hypnotize my
wife free of all her woes?

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- No, actually.
- Really?

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What was it then?

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You know what? The
atmosphere in this room...

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- Hey...
- is not really conducive to positive

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contributions, so
just forget it.

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Surprise!

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I'm back.

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- Were you gone?
- Yes.

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I was gone for a while.

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I have been sitting over there

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at the Vampiric
Council headquarters

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wondering if you guys
were going to come back.

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After a while, I just decided,

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"Maybe they forgot
I even exist!"

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Says here we're on track

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for a higher than usual level
of precipitation this month.

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- No doubt.
- Mm.

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So, what did I miss?

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What's the old gang
been up to, huh?

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Actually, I'm going to sit in
that chair in a few minutes.

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No problemo. It's more
comfortable over here.

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Any fun activities
planned for tonight?

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Yes, we're off for
a night on the town

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- with Sean and his friends.
- Ha, ha!

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Is this like a "Come
one, come all" type deal?

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Uh, not sure.

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I'll give you a ring
when I get there.

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All right.

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But you don't have a phone.

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That was weird, right?

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I know it's hard to break
into a vampire clique.

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Oh, no. What happened
to your little body?

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- She sat on me.
- No.

92
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They've never invited
me to live in the house.

93
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Apparently, they are not allowed
to have a fifth vampire here,

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due to some zoning regulation

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that I have never heard of.

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I was never much

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of a wine guy when
I was younger.

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- Same.
- But that's 'cause

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we were drinking to get drunk.

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Now that we're older,

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you know, you can appreciate
the concept of moderation.

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Or Charmaine told you you
better start appreciating it

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if you don't want
to keep sleeping

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on an army cot in the garage.

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- Come on.
- Whoa. Why you got to bring that up?

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Wine can of their
wits the wise beguile,

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make a sage frolic,
and the serious smile.

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Whoa! We got a fucking
poet over here.

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Classic Laz.

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Now I'd like
to claim that as my own,

111
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it was actually written
a long time ago by Homer.

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Oh. Homer's great.

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- Yeah. D'oh!
- Yeah. D'oh.

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Yes!

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Wine is very cool.

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Um...

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That was... Nandor.

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- Hmm.
- Oh, me. But seriously,

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yeah, how come you
guys never drink?

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I mean, I don't think I've
ever seen you guys take a sip

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of nothing ever.

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- Uh...
- Never?

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- No?
- No.

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What's up with that?

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Actually, uh, I
drink lots of fluids.

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- Oh.
- Red fluids.

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If Nandor were to engage his
brain just once before speaking,

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he would not fall
back on hypnosis.

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Much like your wine.

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- Except it is not wine.
- Hmm.

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Okay.

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- What is it then?
- Um... - Um...

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I don't know why I said that.

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A real vampire uses

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wit, wisdom and charm.

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What he's trying to
say is, um, he's more

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of a Red Bull and vodka guy.

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- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh!

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- Yeah.
- Yes, yes.

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The reason you don't
see us drinking is,

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'cause we pre-gamed before
we got here very heavily.

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There you go.
Budget conscious.

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And you never see
us eat anything

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'cause I don't want
what's going down there

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to come back up here and
across your stupid faces.

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Yeah!

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See? Little charm
goes a long way.

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That was close.

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And on top of this

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bag of shit things that
keep happening to me,

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I've got no one to
talk to about it.

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I am here.

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Yes, yes, but you
know what I mean.

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I have got absolutely

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no really close female
friends anymore.

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None?

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Nope. Go figure.

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I just felt like

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we had gotten closer

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with the nightclub
and everything,

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and...

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So you're telling me

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you have no close
female friends?

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None at all.

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What do I got to do?

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It's got an ass-load of terroir.

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- What the fuck do you know, terroir?
- What do you mean?

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Nandor, uh, I don't know
whether you've noticed,

169
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but Gizmo seems
a bit odd lately.

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Yeah, I mean, he's been
a bit distant lately,

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but I think it's because

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I haven't given him
enough shit work.

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You know what it's
like with familiars.

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If you don't give
them enough shit work,

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then they have too much time

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to contemplate their
own pathetic existences.

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I think it might
be something else.

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I have a theory, but I could
just be imagining things.

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I don't understand
what's taking so long.

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How long did it take when
you were made into a vampire

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to fully, you know,
become a vampire?

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For me it was, like,
six to eight hours,

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but as with all things,
your mileage may vary.

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It's been three weeks.
Why am I not a vampire?

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- I should be a vampire by now.
- Maybe you are one,

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and you just don't realize it.

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Okay, hang on. Have
you tried this?

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Form of... Microchiroptera.

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No.

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I can't do that. If I could
do that, I wouldn't be here.

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- Have you tried?
- Yes, of course, I've tried.

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Try now.

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Okay.

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Bat.

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Whoa! That is some freaky shit.

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- Hey, Derek?
- Toilets!

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- It's overflowing.
- Yeah, um, I've got to...

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Hold that thought.

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- Derek!
- Coming!

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I think I have
everything we need.

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For what?

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All these troubles
you're having...

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I hate to say it, but
I think it might be...

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a hex.

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Do you mean, like, a curse?

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No, no, curses are just
supernatural excuses

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people make up for being losers.

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Hexes, on the other hand...
That's a real thing.

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Targeted harassment brought
on by your own past actions.

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- Right.
- Let's just rule it out.

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Is there anyone in your life,

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current or past, that you
have treated unkindly?

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- Nope.
- No one?

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- No.
- Never?

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- No.
- No one?

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Nope.

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- Oh, that's the way.
- Please stop fucking doing that.

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- Why? Why?
- What's wrong with you?

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, boys.

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Why don't we just play nice?

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No, it's bullshit.

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That's a fucking
eight-dollar bottle of wine,

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and he's putting ice in it!

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That's what they do in France!

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- Come on. Marone.
- Easy now, fellows.

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Mikey's right. That is
what they do in France.

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What the fuck do you
know from fucking France?

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Oh! My cousin is from France.

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Your cousin is from
fucking Quebec!

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- How dare you.
- But I'm right, ain't I?

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- Ain't I? Huh?
- Quit doing the fucking chin thing.

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- Fuck you.
- Get the fuck out of...

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Hey... stop it!

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- Stop it!
- Shouldn't we, uh...?

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No, I think let
them just carry on.

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- They're having a great time.
- You know, I think

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Céline Dion is from Quebec.

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Céline who?

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Céline Dion.

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I don't know who she is.

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- Vegas showgirl, singer type.
- Is she good?

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Fucking bring it!

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Fuck you!

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- That's not good.
- No it's not.

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That's not good at all.

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All right, nothing to
see here, everyone.

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- Maybe we should, uh, skedaddle.
- Yeah.

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- Whoops.
- You really got me.

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- Oh.
- Sorry for the ruckus, Jimmy.

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00:10:05,477 --> 00:10:07,388
- Not my name.
- We'll get this cleaned up

251
00:10:07,412 --> 00:10:09,781
and squared away in no time.

252
00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:12,351
I think she's
calling the police.

253
00:10:12,384 --> 00:10:14,329
Why don't you hypnotize them,
Nandor? You're so fond of that.

254
00:10:14,353 --> 00:10:16,054
I don't think that
will be necessary.

255
00:10:16,088 --> 00:10:18,257
Maybe you fellas should
apologize to Jimmy.

256
00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:20,201
- Not my name.
- Sorry, Jimmy. - And offer

257
00:10:20,225 --> 00:10:21,236
- to pay for the window.
- Yo!

258
00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:22,828
- Shit.
- Who the fuck's

259
00:10:22,861 --> 00:10:25,230
- this bonanza?
- Oh, go, go, go!

260
00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:27,475
- What's going on here, fellas?
- Officer, thank goodness.

261
00:10:27,499 --> 00:10:29,368
This window... it exploded,

262
00:10:29,401 --> 00:10:32,070
and it nearly blew the
asses off these guys.

263
00:10:32,104 --> 00:10:35,073
- What guys?
- These guys. The, uh...

264
00:10:35,107 --> 00:10:36,842
Uh...

265
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,777
- You need some help?
- No, I got this.

266
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,913
There were these guys.
This much we know.

267
00:10:40,946 --> 00:10:42,781
But there was also this window,

268
00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:44,950
- and the, uh...
- Mikey?

269
00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:47,986
- I...
- Oh, fuck off, Terry. It was an accident.

270
00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:50,322
Whatever, Mikey.
I'm filing a report.

271
00:10:50,355 --> 00:10:52,524
Hold on there. Do you two
fellas know each other?

272
00:10:52,557 --> 00:10:54,793
Yeah, Terry, Seany,

273
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:56,771
Frank and I... we all went
to high school together.

274
00:10:56,795 --> 00:10:59,298
Oh, so this is Terry?
These fellas... they speak

275
00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:00,933
very highly of you.

276
00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:03,168
- This guy? Get the fuck out of here.
- No.

277
00:11:03,201 --> 00:11:04,970
It's absolutely true.

278
00:11:05,003 --> 00:11:06,972
I've waited a long time

279
00:11:07,005 --> 00:11:09,775
to meet the world-famous
Terry from high school.

280
00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:11,252
And now I have, and
I'll tell you something.

281
00:11:11,276 --> 00:11:13,312
I'm not disappointed.

282
00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:15,047
- For real?
- Oh, yes.

283
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,257
- Shit. That's good.
- Just a bit of charm.

284
00:11:16,281 --> 00:11:17,916
And I'll wager

285
00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:20,085
not many constables could
think of a creative way out

286
00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:22,354
of this particular predicament,

287
00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:23,989
and that's because
they're not Terry.

288
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,937
Sean, I don't know what
you're doing down there,

289
00:11:28,961 --> 00:11:30,796
but it doesn't look
like a good idea.

290
00:11:30,829 --> 00:11:33,899
Hey, Terry, see you next fall.

291
00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:35,043
- Come on, book it. Let's go.
- Shit.

292
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,212
All right. - Eat shit and die, Terry.

293
00:11:37,236 --> 00:11:39,214
Where
did you get those chains?

294
00:11:39,238 --> 00:11:40,839
- From the car.
- What car?

295
00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:42,374
- Right over here!
- Here.

296
00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:44,910
Get in, losers!
We're going shopping!

297
00:11:44,943 --> 00:11:47,980
No, no, no, no, no,
don't steal my car!

298
00:11:48,013 --> 00:11:50,182
You stole my car back in school!

299
00:11:50,215 --> 00:11:51,917
You sold me that piece of shit!

300
00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:54,920
Drive on, motherfuckers.

301
00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:03,304
Eat shit, Terry!

302
00:12:09,268 --> 00:12:11,036
Am I needed for this bit,

303
00:12:11,069 --> 00:12:13,038
or can I just take a
nap while you do your...

304
00:12:13,071 --> 00:12:14,039
Shh! Honestly.

305
00:12:14,072 --> 00:12:16,308
It's this way?

306
00:12:16,341 --> 00:12:18,911
Is it this way? I'm listening.

307
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,345
No, no. Oh.

308
00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:22,080
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

309
00:12:22,114 --> 00:12:24,950
It's here.

310
00:12:27,886 --> 00:12:30,188
- Is this yours?
- No,

311
00:12:30,222 --> 00:12:32,524
but, no, I know this woman.

312
00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:35,460
This is Yiaya
Neikia. In Antipaxos,

313
00:12:35,494 --> 00:12:37,763
this is a very bad-luck woman.

314
00:12:37,796 --> 00:12:39,164
A real shit-stirrer.

315
00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:42,501
How did this get here?

316
00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:44,836
That ought to do it.

317
00:12:46,104 --> 00:12:47,472
Oh, my.

318
00:12:47,506 --> 00:12:49,474
What?!

319
00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:51,243
Oh.

320
00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:52,911
This shriveled bitch!

321
00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:58,383
Now that really ought
to do it.

322
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,786
Um...

323
00:13:00,819 --> 00:13:02,921
- Oh, my...
- What?!

324
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,393
Ew-kay.

325
00:13:08,427 --> 00:13:11,396
This is a little bit
really bad, isn't it?

326
00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:21,373
Didn't feel a thing.

327
00:13:21,406 --> 00:13:22,383
Think I
went out of bounds.

328
00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:24,776
Jesus.

329
00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,445
Everybody good?

330
00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:29,114
- Holy shit.
- Hey, look, I didn't even spill my wine.

331
00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:32,384
- Nice.
- That was some GTA5 shit.

332
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,253
Yo, yo, Mikey, Mikey,
you got a little cut.

333
00:13:34,286 --> 00:13:36,121
That's gonna be a good
scar in the morning.

334
00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:37,532
- Yeah. Go ahead.
- Say, boys.

335
00:13:37,556 --> 00:13:39,157
I've got a great idea.

336
00:13:39,191 --> 00:13:42,427
What say we... call it a night?

337
00:13:42,461 --> 00:13:45,163
Laszlo makes a good
point. Maybe we should all just

338
00:13:45,197 --> 00:13:47,766
- go home and go to bed?
- Oh! Look what I found!

339
00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:49,768
- Look what I found.
- Oh! - Oh!

340
00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:52,037
- Nice!
- Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9.

341
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,839
This is Rubber Duck.

342
00:13:53,872 --> 00:13:55,183
- That's a good reference.
- Yeah.

343
00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:56,317
- 10-4, yeah.
- That's nothing.

344
00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:57,776
Look what I found.

345
00:13:57,809 --> 00:13:59,411
Whoa.

346
00:13:59,444 --> 00:14:00,855
Why don't you
put that back in the car?

347
00:14:00,879 --> 00:14:02,014
Laz is right.

348
00:14:02,047 --> 00:14:03,749
We got to tell Terry about that.

349
00:14:03,782 --> 00:14:05,784
Cop's not supposed
to lose his gun.

350
00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:07,452
It's real bad. I saw
it in a movie once.

351
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:09,521
Yeah, we should leave the gun,

352
00:14:09,554 --> 00:14:11,799
- go home and go to bed.
- Empty the bullets, dipshit.

353
00:14:11,823 --> 00:14:14,459
You know, that's a felony...
To have a loaded weapon?

354
00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,030
Very loud.

355
00:14:18,063 --> 00:14:19,498
What the fuck are you doing?

356
00:14:19,531 --> 00:14:20,508
You told me to get
rid of the bullets.

357
00:14:20,532 --> 00:14:23,902
- I said, empty the clip!
- That's what I'm doing!

358
00:14:23,936 --> 00:14:25,904
See? Now it's empty,

359
00:14:25,938 --> 00:14:27,773
- idiot.
- Oh, shit. Terry snitched.

360
00:14:27,806 --> 00:14:30,042
- Oh. Shit.
- We got to hit the bricks.

361
00:14:30,075 --> 00:14:33,145
Go, go, go. Come
on, boys, let's go!

362
00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:38,131
You're not coming?

363
00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:39,701
Well, if you want to
be a coward, Nandor.

364
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:41,894
- Freeze!
- Put your hands up.

365
00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:43,665
- Hands where we can see them.
- Uh, no, not really. I just thought maybe

366
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:45,066
it's what you wanted to do. Hi.

367
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,534
- Shit. There's a lot of them.
- Stay there, stay there.

368
00:14:46,558 --> 00:14:48,269
- Evening.
- Evening, gentlemen.

369
00:14:48,294 --> 00:14:49,662
I'm sure you're wondering

370
00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:51,955
what are those two chaps
doing with one of our cars?

371
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,848
Firstly, there were these guys.

372
00:14:53,956 --> 00:14:55,290
- Ah.
- This much we know.

373
00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:58,351
But, also, there
was this window.

374
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,429
Uh...

375
00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:02,791
- Nandor, would you mind if I dealt with this?
- Would you?

376
00:15:02,816 --> 00:15:04,471
Now, tell me something, fellas.

377
00:15:04,496 --> 00:15:08,500
Is it true what they say
about Staten Island policemen?

378
00:15:11,032 --> 00:15:14,002
- Well.
- Well.

379
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,877
- You tried.
- Yup.

380
00:15:16,902 --> 00:15:19,192
Not one of my finest moments.

381
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:20,740
I think this could
be a situation

382
00:15:20,765 --> 00:15:22,700
where hypnosis is warranted.

383
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,728
I think you're right.

384
00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:27,223
Go ahead.

385
00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:29,838
No, well, you see,
there's a problem there.

386
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,370
Um...

387
00:15:32,144 --> 00:15:34,113
I'm not very good at hypnosis.

388
00:15:34,816 --> 00:15:36,010
Sorry. I didn't catch that.

389
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,608
I said, I'm not very
good at hypnosis.

390
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:38,868
I never have been good at it,

391
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:40,728
and I don't think
I ever will be.

392
00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:43,048
- Nonsense.
- Well, it's not.

393
00:15:43,081 --> 00:15:46,385
I mean, I can hypnotize Sean,
but only with your help.

394
00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,674
And only 'cause
his brain's fucked.

395
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:52,681
I should also admit that I've
been envious of your skills,

396
00:15:52,706 --> 00:15:56,064
which I think is the reason
why I take the piss out of you.

397
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,072
Much as it pains me to say this,

398
00:15:58,097 --> 00:16:00,282
if anyone can get us out
of this situation, Nandor,

399
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,808
I think it will be you.

400
00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:04,908
Okay, then.

401
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,659
I will fix.

402
00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:09,839
Guards!

403
00:16:12,089 --> 00:16:13,344
So...

404
00:16:13,378 --> 00:16:16,381
I am hexed, which...
is not great.

405
00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:18,917
There is writing
on the hex picture,

406
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,819
but I haven't read
the Antipaxon language

407
00:16:20,852 --> 00:16:22,353
in hundreds of years, so...

408
00:16:26,046 --> 00:16:28,261
I am a little bit
rusty.

409
00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,655
Could you maybe help
translate this picture

410
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,272
- using your gray box?
- Sure.

411
00:16:32,297 --> 00:16:34,666
So I had to
get Colin Robinson

412
00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:36,501
to help me translate on
his computer machine.

413
00:16:36,534 --> 00:16:39,537
And he told me something,
which, quite frankly,

414
00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:41,673
blew my mind apart.

415
00:16:41,706 --> 00:16:44,008
Or you could just walk
down to Little Antipaxos

416
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:46,244
and have someone
translate it for you.

417
00:16:46,277 --> 00:16:49,454
Wh-Which? There is a
Little Antipaxos? What?

418
00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:51,382
Oh, yeah, not too far from here,

419
00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:53,241
just above Little Italy.

420
00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:56,142
That's the great melting
pot of America for you.

421
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,565
- The broad mosaic.
- No, no, shut up.

422
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,692
Are you saying there
is a Little Antipaxos

423
00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:02,427
right here on Staten Island?

424
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,026
It's only, like, a
four-block-by-two-block area,

425
00:17:05,051 --> 00:17:06,665
but it's there.

426
00:17:13,772 --> 00:17:16,875
So much cheap crap and old fish.

427
00:17:16,908 --> 00:17:19,778
It's like looking out the
window of my childhood home.

428
00:17:19,811 --> 00:17:21,746
There is, in Staten Island,

429
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:24,549
a neighborhood known
as "Little Antipaxos"!

430
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,552
It is where all the Antipaxons

431
00:17:27,585 --> 00:17:29,554
who come to America
work and live

432
00:17:29,587 --> 00:17:30,755
and laugh and love.

433
00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:31,756
I'm Nadja.

434
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,661
Three for joy.

435
00:17:36,694 --> 00:17:39,165
Look! This is the
beach of Voutoumi!

436
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:42,244
I tried to lose my virginity
here so many times.

437
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,103
Souvlaki. Stifado!

438
00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:45,876
The food of my youth!

439
00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:48,015
Of course the Greeks
stole it from us,

440
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,151
and claimed it as their own,

441
00:17:49,175 --> 00:17:50,853
but the real heads know

442
00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:52,962
that it originally
came from Antipaxos.

443
00:17:54,129 --> 00:17:57,151
I mean, it would be wrong
not to just try a little bit.

444
00:17:58,323 --> 00:17:59,426
Mmm.

445
00:18:04,589 --> 00:18:05,790
So worth it.

446
00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:07,550
You can still sell
that, I think.

447
00:18:07,575 --> 00:18:08,642
Thank you.

448
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,770
Oh, this place.

449
00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:13,915
How fucking long
have we lived here,

450
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,729
and you never thought to tell me

451
00:18:15,754 --> 00:18:17,410
there was a Little
Antipaxos neighborhood,

452
00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:19,270
like, half a mile
from our house?!

453
00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:20,472
You never asked.

454
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,270
Oh, look.

455
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:28,261
A shitty diner just like
my theía used to run.

456
00:18:28,286 --> 00:18:29,380
Come on.

457
00:18:39,735 --> 00:18:41,437
What did he say?
What did he say?

458
00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:43,731
It is an Antipaxon thing.

459
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:50,588
- What does the writing say?
- Oh, um,

460
00:18:50,702 --> 00:18:53,271
she says it says, "A simple act

461
00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:56,007
"of kindness, compassion
and friendship

462
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,277
will remove the hexes that
is on top of your head."

463
00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:02,814
Starting now, this a new me.

464
00:19:02,847 --> 00:19:06,351
Kind, welcoming,
inclusive, sensitive

465
00:19:06,384 --> 00:19:07,919
to the feelings of others.

466
00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:10,555
What, what?

467
00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:11,790
Oh, it's very complicated.

468
00:19:11,823 --> 00:19:14,292
I-I don't think
you can understand.

469
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:23,668
No, I cannot say I have
heard of this before.

470
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:26,638
- This fellow you speak of.
- Derek. Derek's friend.

471
00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:27,748
- Uh, you wouldn't have met him.
- Yeah,

472
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:29,541
- because he lives in Canada.
- Yes.

473
00:19:29,574 --> 00:19:34,279
Ah. So, he was
turned into a vampire

474
00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:37,782
by a vampire, but
does not yet seem

475
00:19:37,816 --> 00:19:40,285
to be a vampire?

476
00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:41,562
Yeah, that's about
the size of it, yeah.

477
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:43,655
But, um, does that happen?

478
00:19:43,688 --> 00:19:44,923
Uh... uh...

479
00:19:57,911 --> 00:19:59,413
Neither of us have ever
heard of such a thing.

480
00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:01,348
- Mm.
- Mm. Okay.

481
00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:09,960
Oh. Could work, I suppose.

482
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:11,620
- What could work?
- He says maybe

483
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,553
repeat the turning process
with a different vampire.

484
00:20:15,587 --> 00:20:19,112
Of course, that could make your
friend a vampire-and-a-half

485
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:20,492
or a double vampire,

486
00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:22,558
but who gives a shit? I
don't know this freak.

487
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:29,042
Let us see what happens when
you turn a vampire twice.

488
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,847
Jonathan is my neighbor.

489
00:20:30,872 --> 00:20:32,808
He used to run his leaf blower

490
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,495
all the day long while
I was trying to sleep.

491
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,956
So, I turned him into a
vampire, and now we're all good.

492
00:20:37,981 --> 00:20:40,011
- My Liege.
- Oh.

493
00:20:40,044 --> 00:20:44,416
How sweet. Arise, Jonathan.
We need your help.

494
00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:47,952
- Your wish is my command, My Liege.
- Oh. Boop.

495
00:20:47,986 --> 00:20:53,291
Okay, so since I
already turned Jonathan,

496
00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:56,179
I guess, uh...
Yes, Derek, is it?

497
00:20:56,204 --> 00:20:57,605
- Uh, yes, sir.
- Right.

498
00:20:57,630 --> 00:21:01,269
Bite Jonathan and drink
some of his blood. Mm.

499
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:04,602
- Okay, um... Hi. Uh, Derek.
- Mm. Mm.

500
00:21:04,636 --> 00:21:08,355
- Just gonna...
- Very good.

501
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:12,089
Now Jonathan, have a
taste of Derek's blood.

502
00:21:12,114 --> 00:21:16,112
Ah, okay.

503
00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:18,106
Very nice. Thank
you, gentlemen.

504
00:21:18,131 --> 00:21:21,294
So... did it work?

505
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:24,191
Ah, how are you
feeling, Jonathan?

506
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,890
- Uh, I feel fine.
- Ah.

507
00:21:25,924 --> 00:21:27,824
I'm a little aggravated
because the motor

508
00:21:27,849 --> 00:21:29,651
in this here edge
trimmer keeps conking...

509
00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:38,004
So, at least now we know
one way that does not work.

510
00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:39,830
Huh.

511
00:21:44,309 --> 00:21:45,744
They really just gonna

512
00:21:45,777 --> 00:21:47,712
let us walk out of here?

513
00:21:47,746 --> 00:21:50,281
How'd you pull
that one off, Laz?

514
00:21:50,315 --> 00:21:52,839
Actually, Sean, it
was I who, um...

515
00:21:52,864 --> 00:21:56,354
At ease. It was I who convinced

516
00:21:56,387 --> 00:21:58,698
your good friend Laszlo

517
00:21:58,723 --> 00:22:01,261
to, uh, use his notorious charm.

518
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,425
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

519
00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:04,167
Between us, Nandor,

520
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:06,531
what did you say
to them back there?

521
00:22:06,564 --> 00:22:09,511
I just said that we had
solved all the crimes

522
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,472
that Sean and his
pals had committed.

523
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,937
And, also, I got them

524
00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:14,414
to give their friend Terry

525
00:22:14,439 --> 00:22:16,274
- a little promotion.
- Oh, really? Great.

526
00:22:16,307 --> 00:22:18,843
And, just for
funsies, I told them

527
00:22:18,877 --> 00:22:21,909
that I was Captain
Sully Sullenberger,

528
00:22:21,934 --> 00:22:25,073
and you were the gentleman
with the moustache

529
00:22:25,098 --> 00:22:27,073
in that cop show that you like.

530
00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,671
Thomas Selleck in Blue Bloods?

531
00:22:28,696 --> 00:22:30,198
- That's it!
- Good move.

532
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,942
- Look. There's Terry.
- Hi, Terry.

533
00:22:31,966 --> 00:22:34,777
- Terry! Captain Dumbfuck.
- Well done, Nandor.

534
00:22:34,802 --> 00:22:36,948
Reporting
for duty.

535
00:22:36,973 --> 00:22:39,542
I think I'll
just have the tak...

536
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,511
- Tak... tak...
- Tzat... tzatziki.

537
00:22:41,536 --> 00:22:42,934
- I'll get it. Tack...
- Tzat...

538
00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:47,831
Tacky. Tacky. Uh, but
without the, uh, yogurt.

539
00:22:55,411 --> 00:23:00,416
Halt!

540
00:23:00,441 --> 00:23:01,943
That was great.

541
00:23:06,856 --> 00:23:08,191
At ease.

542
00:23:08,981 --> 00:23:11,308
- At ease. At ease.
- Ah. There he is.

543
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,403
At ease.

544
00:23:12,428 --> 00:23:14,197
- At ease. At ease.
- Hold on.

545
00:23:14,222 --> 00:23:16,253
No, no, no, I'm with
them. I'm with them.

546
00:23:16,278 --> 00:23:18,003
Gizmo, I need a word with you.

547
00:23:18,028 --> 00:23:19,855
- Okay.
- Coppers, fuck off.

548
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,247
Yes, sir! Thank
you, Mr. Selleck!

549
00:23:22,272 --> 00:23:24,247
I think it's about
time you came clean.

550
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:25,810
About what?

551
00:23:25,843 --> 00:23:27,945
Well, the others aren't
as observant as I am.

552
00:23:27,979 --> 00:23:29,814
But you've been off recently.

553
00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:31,215
And I've been watching you.

554
00:23:32,483 --> 00:23:34,051
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

555
00:23:34,085 --> 00:23:36,454
I think we got a bit
of a problem, Gizmo.

556
00:23:36,487 --> 00:23:38,520
The longer you keep it a secret,

557
00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,614
it's gonna remain a problem.

558
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,418
I felt like I had no
other choice, okay?

559
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,449
I mean, Nandor's been
promising to make me a vampire

560
00:23:46,473 --> 00:23:47,941
for 12 years, and it's
never come true, all right?

561
00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:50,301
So, like, Derek, he was
right there, he's a vampire,

562
00:23:50,334 --> 00:23:52,115
- so of course I was gonna take... Yeah.
- Whoa, whoa.

563
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,201
I asked Derek to make me into
a vampire, but I regretted it

564
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,265
- the second it happened because...
- What the fuck?

565
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,113
I thought you said
you figured it out.

566
00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:58,927
No!

567
00:23:58,952 --> 00:24:00,706
I just thought
you had the shits.

568
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,214
I was gonna tell you to steer
clear of the breakfast burritos.

569
00:24:03,247 --> 00:24:05,383
Too much of the chilaquiles.

570
00:24:05,416 --> 00:24:07,852
You let someone, who
isn't your master,

571
00:24:07,903 --> 00:24:09,320
turn you into a vampire?

572
00:24:09,353 --> 00:24:10,597
You fucking idiot.

573
00:24:10,622 --> 00:24:12,123
I know, okay, I know.

574
00:24:12,156 --> 00:24:13,467
And it seems to be taking
forever to take full effect.

575
00:24:13,491 --> 00:24:14,825
And I don't know
what to do, okay?

576
00:24:14,859 --> 00:24:16,203
So please, please
don't tell Nandor.

577
00:24:16,227 --> 00:24:17,503
Tell Nandor?

578
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,425
This is the greatest humiliation

579
00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:21,422
for any vampire.

580
00:24:21,447 --> 00:24:23,449
I don't know if he
would even survive it.

581
00:24:26,399 --> 00:24:28,534
All right, I've got an idea.

582
00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:30,160
But you've got to do
exactly what I tell you.

583
00:24:30,184 --> 00:24:31,776
Okay, yes, of course.

584
00:24:31,809 --> 00:24:33,778
Despite the fact that
you've already been bitten

585
00:24:33,811 --> 00:24:35,831
by a vampire, I could persuade

586
00:24:35,856 --> 00:24:38,162
Nandor to bite you again.

587
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:40,322
No one'd be any the wiser.

588
00:24:42,853 --> 00:24:44,322
I don't think that's gonna work.

589
00:24:44,355 --> 00:24:46,223
You don't?

590
00:24:46,257 --> 00:24:48,192
Well, then you're fucked.

591
00:24:50,348 --> 00:24:54,105
♪ I just went to a funeral ♪

592
00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:57,333
♪ I just said my goodbyes ♪

593
00:24:57,419 --> 00:25:00,644
♪ I just felt the
cold hand of death ♪

594
00:25:00,669 --> 00:25:03,995
♪ Pass before my eyes ♪

595
00:25:05,876 --> 00:25:07,311
♪ Yeah, he's dead ♪

596
00:25:07,345 --> 00:25:08,913
♪ He is dead ♪

597
00:25:08,946 --> 00:25:10,815
♪ He's dead, Granny ♪

598
00:25:10,848 --> 00:25:12,450
- ♪ He's dead ♪
- ♪ Dead ♪

599
00:25:12,483 --> 00:25:14,185
- ♪ He's dead now ♪
- ♪ Oh, he's dead ♪

600
00:25:14,218 --> 00:25:16,320
♪ I'm in the oxygen
you breathe ♪

601
00:25:16,354 --> 00:25:19,190
♪ And I'm in the
cayenne on your sleeve ♪

602
00:25:19,223 --> 00:25:21,859
♪ I'm on the outside
and the inside ♪

603
00:25:21,892 --> 00:25:24,028
♪ At the same time ♪

604
00:25:24,061 --> 00:25:26,898
♪ I'm in the sunshine
on your face ♪

605
00:25:26,931 --> 00:25:29,834
♪ I'm in a very funky place ♪

606
00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:33,437
♪ I'm in a dead dog's brain,
rotting on the highway line ♪

607
00:25:33,471 --> 00:25:35,592
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪