1 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:12,856 ♪ I saw you dancin' out the ocean ♪ 2 00:00:15,958 --> 00:00:20,363 ♪ Runnin' fast along the sand ♪ 3 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:28,638 ♪ A spirit born of Earth and water ♪ 4 00:00:31,207 --> 00:00:34,844 ♪ Fire flying from your hands ♪ 5 00:00:36,975 --> 00:00:38,879 ♪ Oh ♪ 6 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:43,920 ♪ Hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪ 7 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,486 ♪ Ooh ♪ 8 00:00:46,522 --> 00:00:53,163 ♪ Count the headlights on the highway ♪ 9 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:59,102 ♪ Lay me down in sheets of linen ♪ 10 00:00:59,802 --> 00:01:01,568 ♪ Ooh ♪ 11 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:07,241 ♪ You had a busy day today ♪ 12 00:01:07,277 --> 00:01:08,277 ♪ Oh ♪ 13 00:01:09,446 --> 00:01:11,881 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 14 00:01:13,248 --> 00:01:17,018 ♪ Hold me closer, hold me closer ♪ 15 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:19,255 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 16 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:23,092 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 17 00:01:24,359 --> 00:01:28,965 ♪ There are caravans to follow ♪ 18 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:37,704 ♪ Drunken nights in dark hotels, baby ♪ 19 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:39,573 ♪ Yeah ♪ 20 00:01:39,609 --> 00:01:44,609 ♪ When chances breathe between the silence ♪ 21 00:01:47,216 --> 00:01:52,286 ♪ Where sex and love no longer gel ♪ 22 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,323 ♪ Ohh ♪ 23 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,393 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 24 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:02,763 ♪ Hold me closer, baby, baby ♪ 25 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:05,001 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 26 00:02:06,636 --> 00:02:09,873 ♪ Hold me closer, ooh, yeah ♪ 27 00:02:10,407 --> 00:02:12,609 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 28 00:02:14,144 --> 00:02:16,142 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 29 00:02:36,966 --> 00:02:40,267 All you need is salt and pepper because a great piece of meat 30 00:02:40,303 --> 00:02:41,901 like this should taste of meat 31 00:02:41,937 --> 00:02:43,936 and really not a whole lot else. 32 00:02:43,972 --> 00:02:45,405 So, I thought we would make some... 33 00:02:45,441 --> 00:02:47,302 Why do you like cooking shows? 34 00:02:47,338 --> 00:02:49,576 - No idea. - Do you cook? 35 00:02:49,612 --> 00:02:51,744 - Nope. - Hm. 36 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,813 We start with a russet potato. 37 00:02:53,849 --> 00:02:55,680 Just watch the shows. 38 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:58,685 Yep. 39 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:00,353 What about you? Do you cook? 40 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,989 Um... I always think I'm going to, 41 00:03:03,025 --> 00:03:05,692 - but I never really do, no. - Ah. 42 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:08,595 A little piece of salmon here and there. 43 00:03:08,631 --> 00:03:09,829 You know, that's about it. 44 00:03:09,865 --> 00:03:12,466 Well, salmon's something. 45 00:03:12,502 --> 00:03:14,699 -It is. Thank you for that. -Mm-hmm. 46 00:03:15,704 --> 00:03:16,704 Salmon hard to cook? 47 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:19,175 - Brutal. - Yeah... Looks it. 48 00:03:20,577 --> 00:03:24,611 Many years ago, I thought I would start poaching eggs. 49 00:03:24,647 --> 00:03:27,113 I liked the idea... 50 00:03:27,149 --> 00:03:30,450 of eating them in the morning on little toast points. 51 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:33,453 Like royalty, you know, but... 52 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:34,821 yeah. 53 00:03:34,857 --> 00:03:37,858 - Didn't follow through. - Why? 54 00:03:37,894 --> 00:03:39,726 You know, I was 30, 55 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:43,966 - too busy to slow my roll for a three-minute egg. - Ah, ah. 56 00:03:44,532 --> 00:03:47,734 Well, I support that poached egg dream. 57 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,236 It's not too late. 58 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,906 I mean, you got the three minutes. 59 00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:53,873 - I do. - Uh-huh. 60 00:03:53,909 --> 00:03:55,912 Come on, baby. 61 00:03:56,913 --> 00:03:58,347 Ooh. 62 00:03:59,049 --> 00:04:00,882 And here we go. 63 00:04:05,422 --> 00:04:06,753 Good morning! 64 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,555 Did you get the caviar I sent you? 65 00:04:08,591 --> 00:04:11,692 God, I get so much caviar sent to me, 66 00:04:11,728 --> 00:04:13,160 I don't know which is yours. 67 00:04:13,196 --> 00:04:14,527 The expensive one. 68 00:04:14,563 --> 00:04:17,697 Oh, then I got it. Totally unnecessary. 69 00:04:17,733 --> 00:04:19,261 Oh, I disagree, babe. 70 00:04:19,297 --> 00:04:20,767 It is not every day 71 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:22,937 someone makes you their plus-one 72 00:04:22,973 --> 00:04:24,405 to the Met Ball. 73 00:04:24,441 --> 00:04:27,507 I mean, all those years, I've resented those 74 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:30,710 chic bitches just posing on those stairs. 75 00:04:30,746 --> 00:04:33,445 And now... I'm gonna be one of them. 76 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:36,417 Oh, Seema, those stairs are only for celebrities. 77 00:04:36,453 --> 00:04:38,918 Real people like us have a different entrance. 78 00:04:38,954 --> 00:04:41,233 I don't care if I have to squeeze in through a doggie door, 79 00:04:41,257 --> 00:04:43,923 it's the Met Ball and I'm going! 80 00:04:43,959 --> 00:04:45,753 But who am I wearing? 81 00:04:45,789 --> 00:04:47,527 You're wearing that young, new designer, 82 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:50,231 LTW's in custom Valentino, 83 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,898 so I'm sure Charlotte will "bring it." 84 00:04:51,934 --> 00:04:54,366 Oh, can you hold on a second? 85 00:04:54,402 --> 00:04:57,071 I'd call Tom Ford, but I sold his apartment last year 86 00:04:57,107 --> 00:04:58,875 and did not get his asking. 87 00:04:59,241 --> 00:05:02,409 - Hello? - It's Charlotte. 88 00:05:02,445 --> 00:05:06,045 Oh, hi. Come, come on up. 89 00:05:06,081 --> 00:05:07,714 Uh, listen, I gotta go, okay? 90 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,049 Seema: I'm just so excited. 91 00:05:09,085 --> 00:05:11,251 - Buh-bye. - Okay, I'm outta here. 92 00:05:11,287 --> 00:05:12,956 Oh, don't you want an egg? 93 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,790 - No time. - Right... 'cause I ruined the first two. 94 00:05:16,826 --> 00:05:18,291 Hang in there. 95 00:05:18,327 --> 00:05:22,229 Ah. Oh, that's, um, that's my friend, Charlotte. 96 00:05:22,265 --> 00:05:24,334 I don't know why she's here. 97 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:27,668 - You wanna open the door and find out? - Oh, right. 98 00:05:32,141 --> 00:05:37,344 Hi! Is it too early? I just got my sketch on my Met Ball dress. 99 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,279 Oh. 100 00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:41,147 Uh, Charlotte Goldenblatt, 101 00:05:41,183 --> 00:05:43,950 this is Franklyn Silvias, he's just leaving. 102 00:05:43,986 --> 00:05:47,487 Franklyn, this is Charlotte. She's just arriving. 103 00:05:47,523 --> 00:05:49,823 And I'm Carrie Bradshaw. I'll be your host and emcee 104 00:05:49,859 --> 00:05:53,192 for about the next 30 seconds. 105 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:56,696 - And who's this? - Oh, uh, this is Richard Burton. 106 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,165 I had to carry him up the stairs 107 00:05:58,201 --> 00:06:00,600 because bulldogs have weak hind legs. 108 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:03,940 Oh, but great faces. 109 00:06:04,673 --> 00:06:07,107 - I'll see you Thursday at work. - Yeah, Thursday. 110 00:06:07,143 --> 00:06:09,145 - All right, bye. - Okay. Bye. 111 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,280 Who? 112 00:06:13,316 --> 00:06:15,048 He's my podcast producer. 113 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,984 - What?! - Do you wanna put Mr. Burton down? 114 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:18,852 - Who?! - Your dog. 115 00:06:18,888 --> 00:06:22,188 Here, have a seat. I'm making poached eggs with caviar. 116 00:06:22,224 --> 00:06:25,191 - What?! - Yep. I've repurposed my kitchen. 117 00:06:25,227 --> 00:06:29,563 Did you know that stoves aren't just for storage? 118 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:33,236 Oh, my God. Look at that! 119 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,805 I just saw the final cut, but let's start the montage 120 00:06:38,841 --> 00:06:43,176 with the judicial OG Constance Baker Motley. Yeah. 121 00:06:43,212 --> 00:06:45,512 Mama, listen to me recite my French poem. 122 00:06:45,548 --> 00:06:47,308 I gotta go, Alice. Poetry emergency. 123 00:06:47,344 --> 00:06:51,185 I'll send the file with my Act One edits before I leave. Okay, bye. 124 00:06:51,221 --> 00:06:52,714 Fais-le. 125 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,482 La Cigale et la Fourmi 126 00:06:54,518 --> 00:06:56,356 par Jean de La fontaine. 127 00:06:56,392 --> 00:06:58,325 - Ma! - La Cigale ayant chante... 128 00:06:58,361 --> 00:06:59,859 Hey, Ma, where's my lacrosse stick? 129 00:06:59,895 --> 00:07:01,361 Hall closet on the left side. 130 00:07:01,397 --> 00:07:03,197 - Did you brush your teeth? - Yeah. 131 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:04,276 Breath? 132 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,499 Good. 133 00:07:05,535 --> 00:07:08,201 Tout l'ete elle se trouva bien depourvue... 134 00:07:08,237 --> 00:07:09,936 Mom, you never signed my permission slip 135 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,204 for the robotics competition. 136 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,539 I sent it in yesterday. 137 00:07:12,575 --> 00:07:13,852 - Did you brush your teeth? - Yeah. 138 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:15,542 Breath? 139 00:07:15,578 --> 00:07:17,744 - Good. - Quand la bise fut venue... 140 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:19,212 - Honey? - Yes? 141 00:07:19,248 --> 00:07:21,288 Did my Morehouse tie make it home from the cleaners? 142 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,695 Lisa Todd Wexley: I don't know. Why don't you ask 143 00:07:22,719 --> 00:07:23,928 the other 50 ties in your closet? 144 00:07:23,952 --> 00:07:25,752 Sarcasm for breakfast. 145 00:07:25,788 --> 00:07:27,421 Well, it's lunchtime for me. 146 00:07:27,457 --> 00:07:29,256 I've been up since four working on my edit. 147 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:31,294 I know you have... 148 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:33,793 but I missed you this morning. 149 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:37,631 - Mm. - Mm, I missed you yesterday morning. 150 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:40,767 - Did you miss me? - So much. 151 00:07:40,803 --> 00:07:42,903 But right now, I have to send this email, 152 00:07:42,939 --> 00:07:45,772 get the children to school, head downtown... 153 00:07:45,808 --> 00:07:47,941 and dazzle the Walker Foundation 154 00:07:47,977 --> 00:07:50,409 to get this other 25 grand to finish my doc. 155 00:07:50,445 --> 00:07:53,880 Oh, but other than that, it is all about missing you. 156 00:07:53,916 --> 00:07:57,218 Okay? And your missing tie. 157 00:07:57,254 --> 00:07:58,952 Okay. You're working too hard. 158 00:07:58,988 --> 00:08:01,691 Why don't you cancel this meeting and let me write you a check? 159 00:08:04,927 --> 00:08:06,660 Well, that is a very generous offer, 160 00:08:06,696 --> 00:08:10,163 but considering I am a grown woman with an MFA in film 161 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:12,832 and two docs under my belt, 162 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:17,941 I think I can rely on myself to secure the financing. 163 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:21,341 - Loud and clear. - And later this evening, 164 00:08:21,377 --> 00:08:24,611 it will be louder and clearer. 165 00:08:24,647 --> 00:08:26,413 Let's go, Gabrielle. 166 00:08:26,449 --> 00:08:30,117 Au revoir, big, swinging checkbook. 167 00:08:33,523 --> 00:08:34,754 Okay, go ahead. 168 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:37,156 We, uh, we kissed in the elevator... 169 00:08:37,192 --> 00:08:38,370 - Mm-hmm. - Three weeks ago at work 170 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,493 and wound up back at my place. 171 00:08:40,529 --> 00:08:43,262 I am so, so happy for you, Carrie. 172 00:08:43,298 --> 00:08:46,333 - Why didn't you tell me? - I didn't tell anyone. 173 00:08:46,369 --> 00:08:47,668 And don't do the Charlotte thing. 174 00:08:47,704 --> 00:08:49,370 Don't make us into a happy couple. 175 00:08:49,406 --> 00:08:51,672 It's sex, a cooking show, 176 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:55,276 a sleepover every Thursday, and it's great. The end. 177 00:08:55,312 --> 00:08:58,211 Okay. How big is his dick? 178 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,446 I'm not allowed to be me, so I'm gonna be Samantha. 179 00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:02,315 -Okay, wait. Now I'm gonna be Miranda. -Oh-oh. 180 00:09:02,351 --> 00:09:04,318 - Uh-oh. Okay. - If you sleep with someone at work, 181 00:09:04,354 --> 00:09:06,614 you are giving away your power. 182 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:09,222 Mm... I miss Charlotte. 183 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,491 If you see her, will you tell her that I miss her? 184 00:09:11,527 --> 00:09:14,026 Yes. I'm just surprised. 185 00:09:14,062 --> 00:09:17,330 - I mean, it's just kind of unexpected. - Mm-hmm. 186 00:09:17,366 --> 00:09:19,232 Well, you know what? 187 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:23,336 Life's too short not to try something new. 188 00:09:23,372 --> 00:09:26,042 - Like poaching an egg. - Mm! 189 00:09:31,948 --> 00:09:32,980 Hey! 190 00:09:33,016 --> 00:09:35,215 Hey! How's it goin'? 191 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:36,983 Best getaway ever. 192 00:09:37,019 --> 00:09:40,854 The sun, the sex, the toasted chili salsa. 193 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:43,056 - I feel so alive. - Really? 194 00:09:43,092 --> 00:09:44,737 'Cause it looks like you're just standin' around 195 00:09:44,761 --> 00:09:46,859 in your underwear in a weird-ass room. 196 00:09:46,895 --> 00:09:50,263 Best standing in my underwear in a weird-ass room ever! 197 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:53,766 Che got stuck in a costume fitting for their TV pilot, 198 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:58,072 so I'm taking their sensory deprivation tank appointment. 199 00:09:58,108 --> 00:09:59,406 That doesn't sound like you. 200 00:09:59,442 --> 00:10:02,876 It's the new me. Best me ever! 201 00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:06,579 Well, I'm still the old me, sitting on my couch at night 202 00:10:06,615 --> 00:10:09,082 watching "Bridgerton" knockoffs, waiting for a FaceTime 203 00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:10,950 from my estranged husband on tour. 204 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,353 Well, that's gotta stop now. 205 00:10:13,389 --> 00:10:14,755 Get out of the house. 206 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:18,057 - Take yourself to dinner. - I tried that, Miranda. 207 00:10:18,093 --> 00:10:20,126 It's exhausting explaining to curious waiters 208 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:21,594 why their favorite married couple 209 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,930 isn't splitting their usual cacio e pepe. 210 00:10:23,966 --> 00:10:26,933 Then go somewhere where they don't know you and Andre Rashad. 211 00:10:26,969 --> 00:10:28,935 Will the B Train take me to 1996? 212 00:10:28,971 --> 00:10:30,369 'Cause we've been together forever. 213 00:10:30,405 --> 00:10:33,139 All right, I'm done supporting this pity party 214 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:36,242 for a brilliant, tenured Ivy League professor. 215 00:10:36,278 --> 00:10:39,979 If I can float in the dark in a saline solution, 216 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,982 you can take yourself out to dinner alone. 217 00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:43,650 Well, I gotta do somethin'. 218 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,296 I took this online yoga class this morning 219 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,887 and this yoga instructor told us to open up and let it flow, 220 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,056 and I yelled out, "Fuck you, Andre Rashad!" 221 00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:52,492 I thought I was muted. I wasn't. 222 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:55,565 I'm no longer welcome at Brown Yogis United. 223 00:10:55,831 --> 00:10:59,266 And for the stand-up section, 224 00:10:59,302 --> 00:11:02,939 let's drive this around the block. 225 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,511 - Okay. - There we go. 226 00:11:08,611 --> 00:11:10,847 Left arm. 227 00:11:11,814 --> 00:11:12,849 What do you think? 228 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,350 Hey, America! I'm non-binary! 229 00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:17,818 Got it. 230 00:11:17,854 --> 00:11:19,288 Thanks. 231 00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:21,425 I appreciate that. 232 00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:24,925 Um, I kinda like the idea of pulling it all back. 233 00:11:24,961 --> 00:11:27,694 Maybe just, I don't know, jeans and a t-shirt. 234 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,863 Jeans aren't very forgiving up top, 235 00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,932 and you, you need a jacket. 236 00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:34,868 It doesn't have to be this one. 237 00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:36,537 But look at how major it is 238 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,772 with the blue stripe in the hair. 239 00:11:38,808 --> 00:11:40,774 Why does my hair look like that? 240 00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:42,976 Hey, where's my star? 241 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,478 - They don't like the hair. - Hey. 242 00:11:44,514 --> 00:11:47,314 Really? ABC loves the look. 243 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:50,450 Well, it looks hot on you, BD, 244 00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:53,453 but, I mean, I don't have a blue stripe, 245 00:11:53,489 --> 00:11:56,990 and the character's name is Che, um, 246 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:59,526 the show's called "Che Pasa," right? 247 00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:01,861 - It's, it's me. - No, of course, it is. 248 00:12:01,897 --> 00:12:03,542 It's just 'cause, you know, I'm the writer, 249 00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:05,077 so I thought it'd be, like, a fun, little bridge 250 00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:07,294 between you and, and me. 251 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:11,208 With all due respect, BD... it's a bridge too far. 252 00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:13,677 They want to just wear a t-shirt. 253 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:16,143 So, no jacket? 254 00:12:23,719 --> 00:12:25,722 Oh, my eye. 255 00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:27,356 Ow. 256 00:12:29,092 --> 00:12:30,725 Oww. 257 00:12:30,761 --> 00:12:31,761 Ugh. 258 00:12:32,428 --> 00:12:33,428 Ow. 259 00:12:34,898 --> 00:12:35,898 Ow. 260 00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:40,833 Where's that... light? 261 00:12:48,912 --> 00:12:50,110 Ow. 262 00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:55,885 Oh, fuck the new me! Jesus. 263 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,686 - Want some? - Is there a flavor? 264 00:12:59,722 --> 00:13:01,454 - Lollipop. - Lollipop. 265 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,190 - Ooh, I'll get that. - No, no, no. 266 00:13:03,226 --> 00:13:05,391 Carrie Bradshaw, it's on me. 267 00:13:05,427 --> 00:13:08,728 And it's not even a fake reach like all the other times. 268 00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:11,265 - Are you sure? - Just don't make fun of my credit card. 269 00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:13,800 It's blue. 270 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,202 It's the least I can do. 271 00:13:15,238 --> 00:13:16,203 I mean, you're letting my wife 272 00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:17,804 design your fancy-ass dress. 273 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,251 - Okay... - It's a big break for Smoke. 274 00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:21,240 No, no, no. This is not a favor, okay? 275 00:13:21,276 --> 00:13:24,745 No wife of yours, no matter how much I love you... 276 00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:27,246 would ever be designing my dress 277 00:13:27,282 --> 00:13:31,879 if I didn't think she was a crazy massive talent 278 00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:33,420 who I want to wear first. 279 00:13:33,456 --> 00:13:35,825 Aw, you're gonna make me cry. 280 00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:39,960 Smurf National Bank. 281 00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:44,134 Hey, so, can you score two more tickets for Smoke and me? 282 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:46,900 Jackie, this isn't a Phish concert, okay? 283 00:13:46,936 --> 00:13:49,936 - It's the Met Ball. - Come on. We're cool. 284 00:13:49,972 --> 00:13:52,572 I mean, she's Black, and I do a podcast from my living room. 285 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:55,949 To be clear, Herbert saying, "You work too hard. 286 00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,343 Let me write you a check," 287 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,746 translates to, "Be there for my morning cuddle 288 00:13:59,782 --> 00:14:01,348 and help me find my favorite tie." 289 00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:03,783 Oh, I know. Harry's all like, 290 00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:06,419 "Get out there, babe! You do everything," 291 00:14:06,455 --> 00:14:09,422 until one morning, he doesn't have his everything bagel. 292 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,958 And then it's like, "This house is falling apart!" 293 00:14:11,994 --> 00:14:16,029 Hey, I'm really enjoying listening to your podcast "Rich People's Problems!" 294 00:14:16,065 --> 00:14:18,110 You know, you're lucky I'm loaded with pins and can't move 295 00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:19,544 'cause you don't want me to come over there. 296 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,501 Lisa, where's your hot designer, Pierre Paolo? 297 00:14:21,537 --> 00:14:22,882 I want a selfie with him. 298 00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:24,165 Anthony. 299 00:14:24,201 --> 00:14:25,384 - What? - Is everything all right? 300 00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:27,506 You are my date at Lisa's table. 301 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:30,004 You are not gonna embarrass me by asking for selfies 302 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,512 with celebrities at the Met. 303 00:14:31,548 --> 00:14:33,158 Like I was the one that chased Justin Bieber 304 00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:35,514 - down that hallway. - It was for the kids! 305 00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:39,018 Okay. My nanny has the stomach flu and can't pick up Gabrielle. 306 00:14:39,054 --> 00:14:40,987 - Charlotte: Oh no! - Ina, I am so sorry. 307 00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:43,022 I promise I won't mess up any of your hard work. 308 00:14:43,058 --> 00:14:45,071 Just tell him he can make the train as long as he wants. 309 00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:46,226 Bye. 310 00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:48,165 Hi, Gabby, it's Mommy. I'm on my way! 311 00:14:48,731 --> 00:14:50,075 - Love the boobage. - Oh, thank you. 312 00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:52,131 - Wait 'til you see the rest. - Mm. Mm. 313 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,033 - What are you gonna wear? - A tux. 314 00:14:54,069 --> 00:14:58,572 -Just a tux? The theme is "Veiled Beauty." -Well, I'm a veiled threat. 315 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:00,373 Just ask anyone. 316 00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:03,143 I'm so excited. The Met Ball. 317 00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:04,478 God, I love balls. 318 00:15:15,692 --> 00:15:19,092 Okay... Dinner is gonna be a little bit late tonight 319 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:23,163 because after my fitting, I had to go with your Uncle Anthony to get his tux. 320 00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:25,064 Mom, you've got a big problem. 321 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,101 Like, giant. Enormous. So big. 322 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:30,103 Rock, stop scaring me. What is it? 323 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,738 Okay. 324 00:15:31,774 --> 00:15:33,907 Dad thinks he's going with you to the Met. 325 00:15:33,943 --> 00:15:36,543 What? Why would he think that? 326 00:15:36,579 --> 00:15:39,278 No. Your daddy hates these kinda things. 327 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,385 Well, he just came home all excited about his outfit. 328 00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:44,384 What outfit? 329 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,623 Cheerio, old chaps! 330 00:15:47,122 --> 00:15:49,356 Honey, where'd you get that hat? 331 00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:51,358 It matches yours, right? Am I right? 332 00:15:51,394 --> 00:15:52,726 - Eh... - After I saw your outfit, 333 00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:53,972 I went to this guy on Madison Avenue, 334 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,362 and he is hookin' me up. 335 00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:57,264 I mean, it's the Met Ball, 336 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,865 I can't just wear a plain, old tux. 337 00:15:58,901 --> 00:16:01,535 I-I-I'm just surprised. Y-You're so excited. 338 00:16:01,571 --> 00:16:02,935 I never went to my prom, you know, 339 00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,416 'cause I had Epstein-Barr that whole year. 340 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,474 - Right, right. - I'm really lookin' forward to it! 341 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:12,145 - You, me, Rihanna. - Oh! You, me, and Rihanna. 342 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,247 Yeah! 343 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:19,122 - Next voicemail, Franklyn, please. - Comin' at ya. 344 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,821 This is Chase. 345 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:23,289 Hi, Carrie. 346 00:16:23,325 --> 00:16:26,393 I'm seeing this guy and we're having great sex, 347 00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:27,827 but it's casual so far. 348 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,996 - Hm. - How do I know if he'd be open 349 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,833 to taking it to more of a relationship place? 350 00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:33,966 Okay, bye. 351 00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:35,436 First of all, Relationship Place 352 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,303 is a great name for a restaurant. 353 00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:41,174 Okay. I think, and, uh, certainly, I'm no expert, 354 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,944 but... if he'd like to go there, 355 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,983 there will be a moment... 356 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:49,816 when he sort of steps out of the pattern you are currently both in 357 00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,185 and signals to you 358 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:56,656 that he thinks this relationship is more than just sex. 359 00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:58,292 Anyway, that's what I think. 360 00:16:58,328 --> 00:17:00,794 I hope that's helpful, listeners. 361 00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:03,163 Uh, 'kay, uh, who's next? 362 00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:04,265 Hey. 363 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,936 - Great show. - Yeah. Back at ya. 364 00:17:09,972 --> 00:17:11,938 Oh, and, a buddy of mine is 365 00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:14,207 christening his new bourbon line at a rooftop party 366 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,110 with some friends Tuesday night. 367 00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:18,081 Might be fun. How 'bout it? 368 00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:21,682 Oh, um, sure. 369 00:17:21,718 --> 00:17:22,886 Cool. 370 00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:34,128 I mean... is... is, is this a strap-on or a cat toy? 371 00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:35,374 Can we move this along? 372 00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:37,164 I've got a set at The Comedy Store at nine. 373 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,798 This is a lot of work for something 374 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:42,468 that I don't even know if I'm philosophically or spiritually into. 375 00:17:42,504 --> 00:17:46,373 Oh, please, you scream, "Gimme a dick." 376 00:17:46,409 --> 00:17:48,075 Didn't they have a beginner model? 377 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,544 - I'm not a beginner. - Oh! 378 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:57,083 Okay. You've got at least 10 more minutes of heavy lifting. 379 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,386 I'm gonna take this. It's Carrie. 380 00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:01,521 Backstage Cirque du Soleil, this is Che. 381 00:18:01,557 --> 00:18:03,236 Miranda Say hi for me! 382 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,591 Miranda says hi. 383 00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:07,227 Oh, tell her I said hi. What's she up to? 384 00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:08,928 Oh, trying to figure out a strap-on. 385 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,665 I withdraw the question. 386 00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,303 So, hey, how are you? 387 00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:15,435 Curious. What's Franklyn like? 388 00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:16,670 My Franklyn? 389 00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:20,039 He's... a chill dude. 390 00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:22,546 - How chill? - Why? 391 00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:28,249 I'm about to take your and my relationship 392 00:18:28,285 --> 00:18:31,017 to a very personal place. 393 00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,887 I just told you Miranda's strappin' on a dick. 394 00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:34,287 We're there. 395 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,422 Put her on speaker. 396 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,256 Oh, she wants me to put you on speaker. 397 00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:40,229 - Put her on speaker. - Okay, all right. 398 00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:43,763 Okay... I'm sleeping with Franklyn. 399 00:18:43,799 --> 00:18:46,365 - Miranda: Who's Franklyn? - Her podcast producer. 400 00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:49,903 Carrie, if you sleep with someone at work, you lose your power. 401 00:18:49,939 --> 00:18:51,471 Take her off speaker. 402 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:54,136 You're out. Mm, get back to it. 403 00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:55,945 All right, all right. 404 00:18:56,178 --> 00:19:00,446 So, you and Franklyn. I saw that coming. 405 00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:03,282 I didn't. Out of nowhere, we kissed in the elevator, 406 00:19:03,318 --> 00:19:05,918 and now we have sex every Thursday after the podcast. 407 00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:08,287 - Nice! - No, it was until today. 408 00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:11,391 He invited me to a roof party with his friends... 409 00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:15,295 - and I said yes. - And that's a bad thing? 410 00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,829 I don't wanna take this to the roof. 411 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,132 In fact, I don't wanna take this to any other level. 412 00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:24,504 I like this level. Thursday sex after the podcast. 413 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:27,608 Right, so... why did you say yes to his invite? 414 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,442 I'm pathologically polite. 415 00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:33,513 Okay, but... some relationships are just about sex. 416 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,310 And that's the, that's the primary dynamic, 417 00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:36,583 which, which is awesome, 418 00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:38,751 but then you have to keep it in the bedroom 419 00:19:38,787 --> 00:19:40,787 - and... - And not the roof, right. 420 00:19:40,823 --> 00:19:43,590 So, back to the original question, 421 00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,659 Franklyn, what's he like? Is he really chill 422 00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:48,261 or is he gonna get, like, you know... 423 00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:51,097 all emotional when I tell him I only want Thursdays with him? 424 00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:55,797 Carrie, truthfully, under all that chill, he's a dude... 425 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:59,306 so... I have no idea what's up in that man head. 426 00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:02,342 All right. Thank you, then. Good night. 427 00:20:02,378 --> 00:20:03,210 Good night. 428 00:20:05,715 --> 00:20:07,712 Okay. 429 00:20:09,018 --> 00:20:11,785 Hey! What happened to penis-palooza? 430 00:20:11,821 --> 00:20:13,186 Nah. Show's over. 431 00:20:13,222 --> 00:20:14,854 - Aww. - I'm on Open Table. 432 00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,556 How about we get outta here, 433 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,663 grab some dinner, and I come see your set? 434 00:20:20,563 --> 00:20:23,691 Um, I'm still workin' out my new material. 435 00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:26,300 - Oh. - Well, maybe, maybe tomorrow night? 436 00:20:26,336 --> 00:20:29,172 - Definitely tomorrow night. - See? 437 00:20:29,738 --> 00:20:31,875 Dick implied. 438 00:20:35,112 --> 00:20:37,043 Good morning. 439 00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:40,580 My son will be in town for one day next week. 440 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,149 I want you to meet him. 441 00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:43,520 Really? 442 00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,389 I'd like that. 443 00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:51,961 So, lunch Monday. 444 00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:57,330 This Monday? 445 00:20:57,366 --> 00:20:59,432 Does it really come down to this? 446 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,902 The man or the Met? 447 00:21:01,938 --> 00:21:04,003 Is the universe really that cruel? 448 00:21:04,039 --> 00:21:06,040 Yes. The universe is a bitch. 449 00:21:07,644 --> 00:21:10,511 Oh, thank you. My purse was exhausted. 450 00:21:10,547 --> 00:21:12,578 - There you are. - Well, you know, 451 00:21:12,614 --> 00:21:15,081 you said you wanted your relationship to move forward, right? 452 00:21:15,117 --> 00:21:17,679 Yes, but this is like a sudden lurch forward. 453 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:20,286 I've never even been to his place. My choice. 454 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,756 But meeting his son will definitely get you closer. 455 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:24,586 I'd be meeting his son and his ex-wife. 456 00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:26,627 She's invited, too, so I'll get to see 457 00:21:26,663 --> 00:21:28,628 how close we'll stay after our divorce. 458 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,097 - So, you can't do both? - Seema: Oh, it's a European lunch. 459 00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:33,700 It could take a month. I mean, if I go to the Met, 460 00:21:33,736 --> 00:21:37,771 I'd have to be home with my glam squad by 2:30. 461 00:21:37,807 --> 00:21:39,906 2:30? I need a month. 462 00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:43,475 - You need two minutes. - Fuck, I can't come. 463 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,290 There's just too much on the table. 464 00:21:45,314 --> 00:21:47,581 I'm sorry, Carrie. Now, you won't have someone gorgeous 465 00:21:47,617 --> 00:21:48,852 to go to the Met Ball with. 466 00:21:49,418 --> 00:21:51,985 What about that gorgeous booty call guy Charlotte told me about? 467 00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:53,920 I never said booty call. 468 00:21:53,956 --> 00:21:57,291 -You have a booty call? -It's not a booty call. We work together. 469 00:21:57,327 --> 00:21:59,063 So, it's an actionable booty call? 470 00:21:59,929 --> 00:22:02,999 She isn't ready to let someone in in a significant way. 471 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:05,368 Where'd you get that from? 472 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:09,168 - That's your response? - Your... 473 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,408 Okay. I... Sorry. What is happening with you? 474 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:17,677 Uh, I am having, um, "exit out of grief sex" every Thursday 475 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:18,679 with a very nice man. 476 00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:19,913 He is nice, yes. 477 00:22:19,949 --> 00:22:22,944 Then, he asked me to go out with his friends 478 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:27,020 on a Tuesday, and I felt like I had to say yes. 479 00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:30,023 - Just don't go. - O-O-Oh, okay. How? 480 00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:32,292 How do I tell him I don't wanna go out on Tuesday 481 00:22:32,328 --> 00:22:34,594 without seeming like a "See ya next Tuesday"? 482 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:36,696 You're overthinking this. Men aren't that emotional. 483 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,710 Just tell him you changed your mind. He'll handle it. 484 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,535 - Okay. - Last week, I was down on my knees 485 00:22:41,571 --> 00:22:44,203 blowin' this cute nurse practitioner, 486 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:46,139 and I feel a tap, tap, tap on my head. 487 00:22:46,175 --> 00:22:49,141 I look up and he says he thought he was gonna be into it, 488 00:22:49,177 --> 00:22:51,444 - but he changed his mind. - Oh, my God. 489 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,114 - What did you do next? - No "oh, my God," no "drama." 490 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:56,315 I took it like a man. I got up, got dressed, 491 00:22:56,351 --> 00:22:58,685 went home, ate a box of Fiddle Faddle and I'm fine. 492 00:23:00,056 --> 00:23:02,489 Well... tap, tap, tap. 493 00:23:02,525 --> 00:23:03,790 What does that mean? 494 00:23:03,826 --> 00:23:06,559 It means that due to circumstances 495 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,027 beyond my control, 496 00:23:08,063 --> 00:23:11,130 I have to take Harry to the Met Ball instead of you. 497 00:23:11,166 --> 00:23:13,234 - What?! - He already bought a top hat, 498 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:15,035 and he never got to go to his prom 499 00:23:15,071 --> 00:23:16,570 because he had Epstein-Barr. 500 00:23:16,606 --> 00:23:19,038 So?! I had Lyme disease for five months. 501 00:23:19,074 --> 00:23:20,574 Did I throw you from a speeding car? 502 00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:22,174 - No! - But we're married. 503 00:23:22,210 --> 00:23:24,645 I can't take my best gay friend over my husband. 504 00:23:24,681 --> 00:23:26,846 Oh, okay. I didn't know you were on the Supreme Court. 505 00:23:26,882 --> 00:23:29,319 All right, simmer down, simmer down. 506 00:23:29,852 --> 00:23:31,418 You can be my plus-one. 507 00:23:31,454 --> 00:23:34,855 See?! Yes! Yes! You can go with Carrie. 508 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,259 Well... 509 00:23:36,926 --> 00:23:39,759 - I'll consider it. - Oh, thank you. 510 00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:49,906 Bartender, I'll have what she's reading. 511 00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:52,609 Such focus. 512 00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:56,042 - Must be absorbing. - Well, Skip Gates always is, 513 00:23:56,078 --> 00:23:58,345 um, but since I'm on my second glass of Malbec, 514 00:23:58,381 --> 00:24:00,680 I'm having a hard time concentrating. 515 00:24:00,716 --> 00:24:02,727 Well, you're finding your roots over a glass of wine. 516 00:24:02,751 --> 00:24:06,052 That's, that's a challenge. 517 00:24:06,088 --> 00:24:08,558 - How was your dinner? - It was wonderful. 518 00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:11,995 I'd love to join you for dessert, but, uh... 519 00:24:12,829 --> 00:24:13,829 But? 520 00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:17,064 You're using your purse as a rampart. 521 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,526 Oh, okay. 522 00:24:19,562 --> 00:24:22,769 - It's alright. I think there's a hook here somewhere. - I'll put it right here. 523 00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:23,907 There you go. 524 00:24:25,608 --> 00:24:29,278 - I'm Toussaint. - Yes, you are. 525 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,915 - I'm Nya. - Nya. 526 00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:34,383 Beautiful name. 527 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:37,717 Have you tried the molten chocolate cake here? 528 00:24:37,753 --> 00:24:40,356 It will make you see the face of God. 529 00:24:41,424 --> 00:24:43,090 I believe it will. 530 00:24:43,126 --> 00:24:44,624 And I do love chocolate, 531 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,129 - but, uh... - Hmm. 532 00:24:47,297 --> 00:24:48,995 I'm on kind of a diet. 533 00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:51,898 Oh... I didn't know you had to give up chocolate 534 00:24:51,934 --> 00:24:53,233 once you got married. 535 00:24:53,269 --> 00:24:54,929 - You do. - Really? 536 00:24:54,965 --> 00:24:58,141 No wonder I'm still single. 537 00:24:58,674 --> 00:25:00,975 I was too busy looking in these deep brown eyes. 538 00:25:01,011 --> 00:25:02,443 I didn't clock the ring. 539 00:25:02,479 --> 00:25:03,977 My apologies. 540 00:25:04,013 --> 00:25:08,915 I will make sure your, uh, fortress is secure. 541 00:25:08,951 --> 00:25:10,353 Nice to meet you, Nya. 542 00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:20,527 You good, ma'am? 543 00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:22,496 I'll have another Malbec. 544 00:25:22,532 --> 00:25:25,365 Ah, man. 545 00:25:25,401 --> 00:25:30,407 I am so lazy in LA. No one walks anywhere. 546 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,806 You know? It's like yesterday I took an Uber 547 00:25:32,842 --> 00:25:35,342 from my bathroom to my bedroom. 548 00:25:35,378 --> 00:25:37,811 Yeah. And it was way too expensive. 549 00:25:37,847 --> 00:25:42,516 Um... and that is my time. 550 00:25:42,552 --> 00:25:43,662 Thank you so much, everybody. 551 00:25:43,686 --> 00:25:45,785 You've been so great. Thank you. 552 00:25:48,191 --> 00:25:49,860 - Hey, my man! - Heeey! 553 00:25:50,593 --> 00:25:54,531 Che Diaz, everybody! Che Diaz! Yeah! 554 00:25:55,064 --> 00:25:57,897 Out here in LA filming their TV pilot. 555 00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:02,536 Hey, Che, any part for a white guy? 556 00:26:07,777 --> 00:26:10,379 You were so good! 557 00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,047 Nope. 558 00:26:12,082 --> 00:26:13,580 Don't, don't hug me. 559 00:26:13,616 --> 00:26:15,415 What's wrong? 560 00:26:15,451 --> 00:26:17,081 I just... You surprised me. 561 00:26:18,721 --> 00:26:20,724 - I'm at work. - Oh. 562 00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:24,828 You were so good. 563 00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:35,835 - ♪ Yet I still end up on my arse ♪ 564 00:26:35,871 --> 00:26:39,206 ♪ But something's got to give a little ♪ 565 00:26:41,544 --> 00:26:42,942 ♪ Give a little ♪ 566 00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:44,690 Andre Rashad : Hey. 567 00:26:44,714 --> 00:26:46,746 Hey, Andre. Turn on your FaceTime. 568 00:26:46,782 --> 00:26:48,962 Andre: We're talkin' now. We don't need to FaceTime, babe. 569 00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:51,988 No. No, we do. 570 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:54,954 I wanna FaceTime with you 'cause I wanna show you something 571 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:59,293 that's not my face. 572 00:26:59,329 --> 00:27:01,762 Turn it on! Turn it on now. 573 00:27:02,932 --> 00:27:05,169 What's up? Isn't it late there? 574 00:27:05,601 --> 00:27:09,102 I miss you, baby. Know what else misses you? 575 00:27:09,138 --> 00:27:11,605 Not my face. 576 00:27:13,343 --> 00:27:14,708 I'm wearin' those panties you like. 577 00:27:14,744 --> 00:27:16,309 You know, the ones with the clit beads? 578 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,945 Babe, no, don't put the phone down there. 579 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:19,458 - I'ma put it down there, baby. - Nya, stop! 580 00:27:19,482 --> 00:27:20,784 Stop. I'm, I'm not alone. 581 00:27:21,317 --> 00:27:23,883 What you mean you're not alone? 582 00:27:23,919 --> 00:27:26,920 Who's there with you? Show me who's there. 583 00:27:26,956 --> 00:27:31,091 ♪ Give a little, I know ♪ 584 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:32,592 Who the hell is that in a hat? 585 00:27:32,628 --> 00:27:34,461 It's not like that, Nye. 586 00:27:34,497 --> 00:27:37,564 That's Heidi, a, a backup singer. 587 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,065 I'm helpin' her write songs. 588 00:27:39,101 --> 00:27:40,928 Oh, you're helping Heidi-in-a-hat 589 00:27:40,964 --> 00:27:42,769 write songs in your hotel room?! 590 00:27:42,805 --> 00:27:47,474 We're just writing songs, and it's 9:30 here. 591 00:27:47,510 --> 00:27:48,741 We're fully dressed. 592 00:27:48,777 --> 00:27:50,511 I wish I had known that we were allowed 593 00:27:50,547 --> 00:27:53,641 to write songs with other people... 594 00:27:53,677 --> 00:27:55,849 because tonight... 595 00:27:55,885 --> 00:28:00,621 I had the chance to write a song with a super fine man. 596 00:28:00,657 --> 00:28:03,289 - It's not like that. - Feels like it is! 597 00:28:03,325 --> 00:28:06,760 And if right now was a song I was writing... 598 00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:08,628 it would be a breakup song. 599 00:28:08,664 --> 00:28:14,168 So, goodbye, Andre Rashad and Little Miss Hipster Heidi. 600 00:28:17,172 --> 00:28:22,375 ♪ Yeah, something’s got to give a little ♪ 601 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,414 Fuck around and find out. 602 00:28:26,215 --> 00:28:29,349 Coming! 603 00:28:29,385 --> 00:28:30,617 Hello! 604 00:28:30,653 --> 00:28:32,218 Here we are! 605 00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:35,054 - That is a stunning kimono! - Oh, thank you. 606 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:37,724 My, my friend Stanford sent it to me from Japan. 607 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,997 Come in, come in! 608 00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:44,534 - I... - Carrie: This is very exciting. 609 00:28:45,101 --> 00:28:47,234 I'm not worried. We can do this. 610 00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:50,036 Not worried about what? What can we do? 611 00:28:50,072 --> 00:28:52,572 So, my seamstress has a stomach flu. 612 00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:54,507 - Oh no. - So I had to use a new seamstress... 613 00:28:54,543 --> 00:28:57,678 - Oh. - and she also got the stomach flu. 614 00:28:57,714 --> 00:29:00,079 There's a seamstress stomach flu? 615 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:02,549 - It is all over the city. - The seamstresses have the flu, 616 00:29:02,585 --> 00:29:04,651 but I got lattes, y'all. 617 00:29:04,687 --> 00:29:06,420 But the cape is totally done. 618 00:29:06,456 --> 00:29:09,325 - Totally. - So it's only the dress. 619 00:29:10,192 --> 00:29:12,726 O-Okay, so what still needs to be done on the dress? 620 00:29:12,762 --> 00:29:14,397 All the final fit work. 621 00:29:15,698 --> 00:29:16,800 Oh, my God. 622 00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:24,038 - Dude, that's too small. - I know that, bitch. 623 00:29:24,074 --> 00:29:26,573 Um, now what? 624 00:29:26,609 --> 00:29:29,843 Um... that new seamstress totally fucked this up... 625 00:29:29,879 --> 00:29:33,213 - Fucked it up. - But we have six hours. 626 00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:35,515 I can open up the back. 627 00:29:35,551 --> 00:29:37,754 - Yeah, take it off. - Yeah, open it. 628 00:29:38,754 --> 00:29:39,754 Carrie: How? 629 00:29:53,736 --> 00:29:54,771 Oh, my God. 630 00:29:57,006 --> 00:29:58,608 Hey, can you check again? 631 00:30:00,075 --> 00:30:01,708 Jackie, just sit the fuck back down! 632 00:30:01,744 --> 00:30:03,543 I told you not to come out here again! 633 00:30:03,579 --> 00:30:06,446 Makes me nervous. Seriously? 634 00:30:06,482 --> 00:30:07,951 My bad. 635 00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:12,218 Weird. 636 00:30:12,254 --> 00:30:14,248 I smell Franklyn from the old podcast. 637 00:30:14,284 --> 00:30:17,757 That expensive man perfume he wears sometimes. 638 00:30:17,793 --> 00:30:21,427 Yeah, he left his jacket here. 639 00:30:21,463 --> 00:30:24,701 But why would Franklyn's jacket be in your bedroom? 640 00:30:25,134 --> 00:30:26,566 Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh. 641 00:30:26,602 --> 00:30:27,934 Are you and Franklyn dating? 642 00:30:27,970 --> 00:30:29,114 Is he your date to this thing? 643 00:30:29,138 --> 00:30:30,637 That is so adorbs. 644 00:30:30,673 --> 00:30:32,105 Said with no irony at all. 645 00:30:32,141 --> 00:30:34,135 It's not adorbs. We're not dating. 646 00:30:34,171 --> 00:30:36,443 We just hook up after the podcast. 647 00:30:36,479 --> 00:30:37,978 So, you're not taking him to this? 648 00:30:38,014 --> 00:30:39,679 No, it's not like that. 649 00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:42,346 We're, um, we're not a couple. 650 00:30:43,953 --> 00:30:46,653 Does he know that? 'Cause men are dumb. 651 00:30:46,689 --> 00:30:48,120 It's just sex. 652 00:30:48,156 --> 00:30:50,257 Carrie Bradshaw, the world has changed 653 00:30:50,293 --> 00:30:51,791 since you've been out there, okay? 654 00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:54,661 It's not alright to objectify people anymore. 655 00:30:54,697 --> 00:30:56,696 Men have feelings, too. 656 00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:58,960 So, to sum it up... 657 00:30:58,996 --> 00:31:01,268 men are dumb with feelings. 658 00:31:01,304 --> 00:31:03,470 - Exactly. - Gotcha. 659 00:31:03,506 --> 00:31:04,508 Yeah. 660 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:11,712 - How's it going? - I still have four hours. Yeah. 661 00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:12,679 Yeah. 662 00:31:19,255 --> 00:31:22,455 Miranda: Oh. The Colosseum. 663 00:31:22,491 --> 00:31:24,558 Brady and Louisa look so cute. 664 00:31:32,101 --> 00:31:34,771 Um, I'm, I'm kind of learning my lines. 665 00:31:35,505 --> 00:31:36,911 You're acting like a... 666 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:45,312 Something is different. 667 00:31:45,348 --> 00:31:47,951 You don't want me to hold you lately. 668 00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:51,688 Is there something you're not telling me? 669 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:56,624 Yeah. 670 00:32:02,765 --> 00:32:04,968 Okay. I, uh... 671 00:32:06,636 --> 00:32:10,070 I have something that I've been... 672 00:32:10,106 --> 00:32:14,878 afraid to tell you because of how you'll feel about me after. 673 00:32:16,079 --> 00:32:17,280 Um... 674 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:19,842 okay. 675 00:32:21,884 --> 00:32:23,553 I'm on a diet. 676 00:32:24,453 --> 00:32:25,522 What? 677 00:32:26,088 --> 00:32:27,587 Um, the costume department said 678 00:32:27,623 --> 00:32:30,022 that my belly hangs over my jeans... 679 00:32:30,058 --> 00:32:33,626 and that's, that's why I keep pushing your arms away. 680 00:32:33,662 --> 00:32:35,962 I was afraid to tell you 'cause I don't want you 681 00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:37,865 to think of me as this person. 682 00:32:37,901 --> 00:32:39,265 Fuck! 683 00:32:39,301 --> 00:32:41,401 God, after everything I've been through, 684 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:43,637 I let this bullshit still get to me. 685 00:32:47,910 --> 00:32:50,614 Can I hold you? 686 00:32:52,649 --> 00:32:53,649 Mm-hmm. 687 00:33:05,327 --> 00:33:08,965 Can I tell you something that I was afraid to tell you? 688 00:33:09,466 --> 00:33:10,667 Mm-hmm. 689 00:33:14,537 --> 00:33:16,435 I thought... 690 00:33:16,471 --> 00:33:20,340 that you thought that our relationship was just sexual... 691 00:33:20,376 --> 00:33:22,343 and I made a mistake coming to LA 692 00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:24,614 and taking it out of the bedroom. 693 00:33:27,517 --> 00:33:29,514 No, it was about the jeans. 694 00:33:30,386 --> 00:33:31,621 Che... 695 00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:38,458 you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen. 696 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:48,138 - You know what? - What? 697 00:33:49,005 --> 00:33:51,638 I am the most beautiful person you've ever seen. 698 00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,443 So, fuck TV. 699 00:33:56,479 --> 00:33:58,482 - Let's get a pizza. - Yeah. 700 00:34:00,849 --> 00:34:04,351 - But thin crust, right? - You bitch. 701 00:34:08,023 --> 00:34:09,956 Hey, it's Carrie. You got a minute? 702 00:34:09,992 --> 00:34:11,792 Sure. What's up? 703 00:34:11,828 --> 00:34:15,496 Well, in case you were worried, um... 704 00:34:15,532 --> 00:34:17,031 you left your jacket here. 705 00:34:17,067 --> 00:34:18,698 Oh, okay, well, 706 00:34:18,734 --> 00:34:20,565 I'll pick it up when I get you on Tuesday. 707 00:34:21,037 --> 00:34:22,836 Also... 708 00:34:22,872 --> 00:34:28,040 I... changed my mind about the bourbon roof party on Tuesday. 709 00:34:28,076 --> 00:34:31,378 Is it the bourbon or the roof? 710 00:34:31,414 --> 00:34:33,082 It's the Tuesday. 711 00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:37,984 I think I'm only ready for Thursdays with us. 712 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:42,356 Got it. You're not ready to... book a table at Relationship Place. 713 00:34:42,392 --> 00:34:43,890 Yeah. 714 00:34:43,926 --> 00:34:47,261 But I'm really happy with the takeout. 715 00:34:47,297 --> 00:34:48,662 If you're okay with that. 716 00:34:48,698 --> 00:34:50,697 Thursdays it is. 717 00:34:50,733 --> 00:34:52,599 Okay... Bye. 718 00:34:58,373 --> 00:35:00,143 It's us! 719 00:35:01,944 --> 00:35:04,078 - That'd be hair and makeup. - Mm. 720 00:35:04,114 --> 00:35:05,512 How's it coming? 721 00:35:05,548 --> 00:35:08,552 Um... do you have a Band-Aid? 722 00:35:09,252 --> 00:35:10,253 Uh-huh. 723 00:35:11,454 --> 00:35:12,454 Oh, my God. 724 00:35:13,155 --> 00:35:15,389 I can't even imagine the headspace you have to get in 725 00:35:15,425 --> 00:35:17,090 to go to work every day. 726 00:35:17,126 --> 00:35:18,958 Yeah, my job is a lot of pressure, 727 00:35:18,994 --> 00:35:20,394 but then, so is yours, right? 728 00:35:20,430 --> 00:35:22,094 Actually, I think real estate may be 729 00:35:22,130 --> 00:35:23,930 a little more stressful, Cyril. 730 00:35:23,966 --> 00:35:26,532 You only risk your life deactivating explosives, 731 00:35:26,568 --> 00:35:29,270 whereas I have to take pretentious New Yorkers out to lunch. 732 00:35:32,809 --> 00:35:34,653 - Big shot and I are going for a smoke. - Mm-hmm. 733 00:35:34,677 --> 00:35:35,909 Zed: Victoire, get the check, 734 00:35:35,945 --> 00:35:38,112 and then we'll go to Brooklyn for baklavas. 735 00:35:38,148 --> 00:35:39,148 Mm-hmm. 736 00:35:41,984 --> 00:35:46,422 I'm not a fan of baklava or Brooklyn. 737 00:35:47,455 --> 00:35:50,757 So, Victoire... when is the last time you saw each other? 738 00:35:50,793 --> 00:35:52,626 This morning, at home. 739 00:35:52,662 --> 00:35:54,560 No, sorry. I meant Zed. 740 00:35:54,596 --> 00:35:56,508 - Yes, this morning at home. - Server: Whenever you're ready. 741 00:35:56,532 --> 00:35:57,834 He's still living in my house. 742 00:35:58,468 --> 00:35:59,566 Oh. 743 00:36:03,473 --> 00:36:05,139 Ooh, ooh. 744 00:36:05,175 --> 00:36:06,340 - Oh, okay. - Sorry. 745 00:36:06,376 --> 00:36:08,978 - Thank you. - We'll put that here. 746 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:12,812 Hi, Seema. How's lunch? 747 00:36:12,848 --> 00:36:15,915 I'm coming. He still lives with his ex-wife. 748 00:36:15,951 --> 00:36:17,451 I may be 20 minutes late. 749 00:36:17,487 --> 00:36:20,020 Oh, well, uh, I may be a day late. 750 00:36:20,056 --> 00:36:22,622 I'm... I'm having a bit of a dress issue. 751 00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:24,852 -Sorry 'bout that. -No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. 752 00:36:24,888 --> 00:36:27,497 - I'll just... I'll keep you posted, okay? - Okay, babe. 753 00:36:30,133 --> 00:36:32,135 Don't get out, Rocco, no time. 754 00:36:33,503 --> 00:36:35,201 What's up, boss? 755 00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:37,638 - Where are you going? - To my home... 756 00:36:37,674 --> 00:36:39,806 which I don't live in with my ex-wife. 757 00:36:39,842 --> 00:36:41,375 She has the top two floors. 758 00:36:41,411 --> 00:36:43,610 I'm on the first. Separate entrance. 759 00:36:43,646 --> 00:36:45,345 Well, this feels like a mess, 760 00:36:45,381 --> 00:36:47,547 and I'm not missing the Met for a mess. 761 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:51,018 - You're such an American. - Yes, I'm an American. 762 00:36:51,054 --> 00:36:52,355 No secret there. 763 00:36:52,889 --> 00:36:54,090 Seema! 764 00:36:58,593 --> 00:37:02,028 Hello. This is your male escort and I will be putting out. 765 00:37:02,064 --> 00:37:04,634 Unfortunately, you will not. 766 00:37:04,934 --> 00:37:07,167 - What? - Tap, tap, tap. 767 00:37:07,203 --> 00:37:11,070 - Seema's back in. - You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 768 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:15,207 I'm sorry, but she needs the Met more. 769 00:37:15,243 --> 00:37:18,045 -You'll get over it. You're a man. -Says who?! 770 00:37:18,081 --> 00:37:20,046 Says you. 771 00:37:20,082 --> 00:37:23,750 - You okay? - When did my life become seventh grade gym class again? 772 00:37:23,786 --> 00:37:25,422 Don't have fun. 773 00:37:30,059 --> 00:37:33,527 Huh. Oh, that's hot as all get out. 774 00:37:33,563 --> 00:37:35,565 I get so... Ugh. 775 00:37:40,631 --> 00:37:43,603 Baby... your shoulders feel like iron. 776 00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:45,772 What's goin' on up here? 777 00:37:45,808 --> 00:37:47,840 The Avid crashed when I was getting my makeup done 778 00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:50,877 and I lost all the work I did on my edit today. 779 00:37:50,913 --> 00:37:53,379 That's what's going on up there. 780 00:37:53,415 --> 00:37:58,184 - Look, you are about to have a very big night. - Yeah. 781 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:01,722 And you're always doing everything for all of us. 782 00:38:01,758 --> 00:38:05,762 Why don't you let me... do that thing... 783 00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:09,630 that I do... that relaxes you? 784 00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:12,099 Sweetie, we, we don't have time. 785 00:38:12,135 --> 00:38:14,401 Herbert: Hmm, hmm, hmm. 786 00:38:14,437 --> 00:38:18,304 Okay, fine... but I am ready from the waist up. 787 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:22,309 - Nothing can get smeared or messed. - Got it. 788 00:38:22,345 --> 00:38:24,347 - Only from the waist down. - Yeah. 789 00:38:26,482 --> 00:38:28,916 And my editor's gonna send the new cut in, like, 10 minutes. 790 00:38:28,952 --> 00:38:30,217 I only need eight. 791 00:38:30,253 --> 00:38:31,455 Have a seat. 792 00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:39,226 - I just feel like I should be double-checking something. - Lis... 793 00:38:39,262 --> 00:38:40,964 you're cuttin' into my eight. 794 00:38:41,965 --> 00:38:43,897 Tighter, baby. 795 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:45,799 It won't go any tighter. 796 00:38:45,835 --> 00:38:48,968 It has to! We've gotta work on your upper body strength. 797 00:38:49,004 --> 00:38:51,171 Rock, please, come help your sister. 798 00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:53,474 I won't be party to upholding the patriarchy 799 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:55,609 and the heteronormative standards of beauty. 800 00:38:55,645 --> 00:38:58,177 I totally understand and applaud... 801 00:38:58,213 --> 00:39:00,815 but just for today, come help your sister. 802 00:39:00,851 --> 00:39:02,486 Take them! 803 00:39:03,453 --> 00:39:05,285 - Take these. - Okay. 804 00:39:05,321 --> 00:39:07,920 Ow, these boots are kinda pinchin' me. 805 00:39:07,956 --> 00:39:09,522 Welcome to fashion, Harry. 806 00:39:09,558 --> 00:39:10,694 Ready, Rock? 807 00:39:11,128 --> 00:39:13,193 - Ow. - Ooh! Good, good. 808 00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:20,701 What is with this train? 809 00:39:20,737 --> 00:39:23,573 - This is crazy. - It's not crazy. 810 00:39:24,207 --> 00:39:26,009 It's Valentino. 811 00:39:28,511 --> 00:39:30,944 Where's the van? Where's the Sprinter? 812 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:35,382 That's what I forgot, to confirm the van. 813 00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:37,284 - Oh, my God. - How could you forget that? 814 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,481 Ugh. Well, I was having an orgasm, 815 00:39:39,517 --> 00:39:40,787 which you said was for me, 816 00:39:40,823 --> 00:39:42,826 but typically, it was all about you. 817 00:39:44,061 --> 00:39:45,792 - Oh. - Well, now what? 818 00:39:45,828 --> 00:39:47,794 Back to me, of course. I don't know. 819 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:49,842 This can't fit in a cab. There's no limos available, 820 00:39:49,866 --> 00:39:52,799 so let's scoop this baby up and walk. 821 00:39:52,835 --> 00:39:54,668 You wanna walk 10 blocks? 822 00:39:54,704 --> 00:39:57,304 Ya had to have your eight minutes, 823 00:39:57,340 --> 00:39:58,972 you can walk 10 blocks. 824 00:39:59,008 --> 00:40:00,574 Oh, it was worth it, baby. Wasn't it? 825 00:40:00,610 --> 00:40:02,876 'Cause it was good. You know it was good. 826 00:40:02,912 --> 00:40:06,450 I don't know if it was "walk to the Met" good, but it was good. 827 00:40:07,282 --> 00:40:11,051 -Oh, okay. Can you see in that thing? -Who needs to see? 828 00:40:14,924 --> 00:40:17,491 ♪ Call me what you want ♪ 829 00:40:17,527 --> 00:40:22,031 ♪ Call me what you need ♪ 830 00:40:23,098 --> 00:40:26,733 Whew... is fashion always this hot? 831 00:40:26,769 --> 00:40:28,735 Harry, stop kvetching. 832 00:40:28,771 --> 00:40:32,706 Aye, and these boots are really gonna hurt goin' up all those stairs. 833 00:40:32,742 --> 00:40:34,273 Well, good news. 834 00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:37,009 Those stairs are only for celebrities, not for us. 835 00:40:37,045 --> 00:40:40,714 So... no one at work is gonna see me on TV? 836 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:43,350 And where am I gonna get my picture with Rihanna? 837 00:40:43,386 --> 00:40:45,421 Honey, you probably won't. 838 00:40:45,821 --> 00:40:49,355 What? So, no stairs, no Rihanna. 839 00:40:49,391 --> 00:40:51,437 Why'd I even wanna go to this thing in the first place? 840 00:40:51,461 --> 00:40:53,961 I have been asking myself that all week! 841 00:40:53,997 --> 00:40:55,533 What does that mean? 842 00:40:56,132 --> 00:40:58,443 Announcer 1 : Fully embracing the "Veiled Beauty" theme... 843 00:40:58,467 --> 00:41:01,134 "Veiled Beauty"? How 'bout "Veiled Beast"? 844 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:04,136 Announcer 2 : Arriving on the legendary Met stairs is always... 845 00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:05,784 I hope you're havin' the worst time of your life. 846 00:41:05,808 --> 00:41:08,308 Anthony?! I've made a terrible mistake. 847 00:41:08,344 --> 00:41:10,080 Please, please, come with me. 848 00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:13,880 -I'm back in? -Yes, if you'll have me. How soon can you be ready? 849 00:41:13,916 --> 00:41:17,050 -Yesterday! -Okay, great. I'll pick you up in 20. 850 00:41:17,086 --> 00:41:20,289 Okay, bye! I'm goin' to the Met Ball! 851 00:41:22,358 --> 00:41:24,091 Juan Jose: Ah, this is so great. 852 00:41:24,127 --> 00:41:26,326 Seema, this is fantastic. 853 00:41:26,362 --> 00:41:27,794 You look amazing. 854 00:41:27,830 --> 00:41:29,496 Amore, this is so beautiful. 855 00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:30,597 Juan Jose. 856 00:41:30,633 --> 00:41:32,733 Amore, I wanna take a little video. 857 00:41:32,769 --> 00:41:34,567 Right there. 858 00:41:34,603 --> 00:41:37,001 Oh! Anna is going to love it. 859 00:41:38,008 --> 00:41:40,007 This is really divine. 860 00:41:40,043 --> 00:41:41,808 Amore, you look beautiful. 861 00:41:41,844 --> 00:41:43,443 I love you all so much. 862 00:41:43,479 --> 00:41:44,714 Juan Jose: Guys, we killed it! 863 00:41:45,781 --> 00:41:46,947 Bye! Ciao! 864 00:41:53,656 --> 00:41:54,821 Looks good, babe. 865 00:41:54,857 --> 00:41:56,288 No. No, it doesn't. 866 00:41:56,324 --> 00:41:57,869 It's supposed to be fucking sickening tight 867 00:41:57,893 --> 00:41:59,896 to show off her kick-ass body. 868 00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:03,964 - You still have a half-hour. - Jackie, this isn't some "Cinderella" shit! 869 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,500 This is my life! There aren't any magic birds or fairies 870 00:42:06,536 --> 00:42:07,546 who are gonna pull this together, 871 00:42:07,570 --> 00:42:10,407 so just shut the fuck up, please! 872 00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:15,344 I think I need a "Smoke" break. 873 00:42:23,519 --> 00:42:26,119 Uh, Carrie, I'm, I'm so sorry. 874 00:42:26,155 --> 00:42:28,021 - No. - You can't wear this. 875 00:42:28,057 --> 00:42:30,556 I, I mean, my career will be over before it even starts. 876 00:42:30,592 --> 00:42:34,228 Um, you must have something else fabulous to, to wear with my cape? 877 00:42:35,731 --> 00:42:36,934 Wait. I... 878 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,334 I can't just go to my closet and find a perfect dress 879 00:42:41,370 --> 00:42:45,374 to wear to something called "Veiled Beauty." I... 880 00:42:48,244 --> 00:42:49,679 Wait a minute, um... 881 00:42:52,848 --> 00:42:54,481 I might have something. 882 00:42:56,452 --> 00:42:58,082 I don't know. Maybe. 883 00:42:58,888 --> 00:43:01,388 I've only worn it once. 884 00:43:01,424 --> 00:43:03,427 It's not the best memory. 885 00:43:36,959 --> 00:43:41,999 And just like that, I repurposed my pain. 886 00:43:46,135 --> 00:43:49,402 ♪ Symbols clashing everywhere ♪ 887 00:43:49,438 --> 00:43:52,706 ♪ Reaps the fields of rice and reeds ♪ 888 00:43:52,742 --> 00:43:55,975 ♪ While the population feeds ♪ 889 00:43:56,011 --> 00:43:59,045 ♪ Junk floats on polluted water ♪ 890 00:43:59,081 --> 00:44:02,482 ♪ An old custom to sell your daughter ♪ 891 00:44:02,518 --> 00:44:05,719 ♪ Would you like number twenty-three? ♪ 892 00:44:05,755 --> 00:44:09,358 ♪ Leave your yens on the counter please ♪ 893 00:44:12,295 --> 00:44:15,495 ♪ Ho-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh ♪ 894 00:44:15,531 --> 00:44:18,826 ♪ Hong Kong Garden ♪ 895 00:44:18,862 --> 00:44:22,102 ♪ Ho-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh ♪ 896 00:44:22,138 --> 00:44:26,140 ♪ Hong Kong Garden ♪